Chapter 2

Just in case you forgot,"talking", (thinking), (A/N author's note), and *actions *. Enters (gaps between dialogue) shows that different people are talking. If there are no spaces, it is still the same person talking, thinking, or performing an action. Just in case you can't tell who's talking, Keiko is usually polite, Botan is hyper, Kuwabara is just Kuwabara, Koenma is formal, and Yusuke is stubborn, easily irritated, and protective of Keiko. I don't own any of the characters! Enjoy!

"What's happening?" asks Keiko as she looks up at the sky.

"That's just Koenma using his new microphone. What is it Koenma?" says Yusuke.

"The youko(A/N demons) are going crazy! Look at the moon." Koenma states.

"What do youko have to do with the moon?" asks Keiko.

"You humans think that the planets are far apart because they just formed there but actually the people in the spirit world had to spread them apart billions of years ago before my father was around. Just like you can make a hole from Makai to earth, you can also make portals from other planets. But youko like to get into Earth because they still need oxygen. The ones that don't fight for territory, which you people call "sandstorms" on places like Mars. Anyways, that's beside the point. The youko have found a way to open a door from the moon and are trying to get it to move closer to earth! If this happens all the youko in Makai will get to Earth! I need you to get Hiei, Kurama, and Kuwabara right away!"

"Sorry Keiko. I'm going to have to blast those youko off the moon." Yusuke says apologetically.

"I want to go!" whines Keiko.

"No Keiko. The youko would kill you." Says Yusuke (And I'd have an extra person to watch out for)

"I'm coming" *Keiko kicks Yusuke* "You left for 3 years last time, who knows how long it will be until you're back?"

*Sigh* "Fine but I'm going to see if Koenma can get you a bodyguard," Yusuke says. (And if not I'll pound him to pulp)

"Where are we going to find the old gang?" asks Keiko.

"Well Kuwabara will be at his house and Kurama will be at his mother's house but Hiei might be harder to find...." Yusuke says. *Yawn * "Keiko let's start tomorrow. I bet the baby can wait a few more hours," says Yusuke as he snickers at his own joke. (Besides I don't want to put up with Kuwabara when he's sleepy.)

The next day....

"Yusuke, Yusuke" *Shake* "YUSUKE GET UP NOW!" yelled Atsuko.

"What? What's happening?" Yusuke immediately jumps into a fighting pose.

"Relax, its just Keiko. She says she needs to see you." Atsuko says.

(Keiko? What did I do wrong this time....) "Hi Keiko. What is it?" asks Yusuke.

"Yusuke! Don't you remember? We need to find Kuwabara to help us kill the youko on the moon!" (It's already 10 o clock how does he manage to sleep this late?)

"Oh yah. I forgot. Let's go," Yusuke says as he walks out the door. *Yawn*

*They walk to Kuwabara's house*

"Here Yusuke I'd better knock so you don't make a hole in Kuwabara's door." Keiko says.

"Ok" (I wonder what happened to the hole in the cement...)

*knock knock knock*

*out comes a sleepy just woken up Kuwabara* "What?!" Kuwabara yells.

"Kuwabara, we need you to come with us so we can get all the youko off the moon. Koenma's orders." States Yusuke.

"I'm in school now I don't want to be a spirit detective again." Kuwabara says.

"But Kuwabara, if the youko on the Moon get to Earth there will be no school." Keiko explains.

*Singingly* "And Yukina will think you're a big hero...." Teases Yusuke.

"I'll do it! When do we start? *Blush* Where's Yukina?"

Yusuke and Keiko laugh at the now blushing Kuwabara.

"We start now and Yukina is probably with Genkai at the temple."

"Yah Kuwabara let's go. We have to find Kurama. Anyone know where he lives?" asks Yusuke. *They all stare at each other*

Suddenly....

*Pop!*

"Hello everybody! Botan at your service!"

"Ahhhhh don't just pop out of nowhere! Why are you here?" screams a startled Yusuke.

"Yes Botan long time no see. Did Koenma send you?" a more polite Keiko asks.

"Are you coming with us too?"

"Ok I'll answer all your questions. Koenma did send me and I'm coming with you because I'm Keiko's bodyguard!"

(Koenma's got to be kidding) "YOU are going to protect Keiko? With what, your baseball bat?" Yusuke asks.

(He's still as arrogant as ever) "Well Yusuke, as a matter of fact I am." Says Botan.

*Everyone falls down anime style*

"But Botan, last time you did that you almost died trying to save me." Keiko says, looking worried.

"Yes but his time I have.... THIS!"

*Raises a spray can labeled Youko be Gone.*

(Yusuke and Kuwabara shake their heads.)

"Botan, will that really get rid of the demons?" asks Keiko.

"Actually...... no. That's just to ward off youko insects!"

"KOENMA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING SENDING BOTAN AS KEIKO'S BODYGUARD? SHE CAN BARELY DEFEND HERSELF!" yells Yusuke at the sky.

*Whoosh*

"Hello Yusuke, Kuwabara, Keiko. Actually Yusuke, I've taught Botan a few more healing and defensive moves. She should be good enough as long as you don't let the youko get too near. With Kurama and Hiei you should have no problem. Goodbye."

"Ok... so Yusuke can we go find Kurama now?" asks Kuwabara.

"Oh yes! I almost forgot. Koenma told me to give this to you so you could find Kurama and Hiei."

*Botan takes out a compass like thingy*

(Now she tells us)

"Botan, is that a compass?" asks Keiko intrigued at the round spinning object.

"Actually Keiko, it traces spiritual energy of a specified person. I've already downloaded Kurama and Hiei's files into this. It should be able to find them." Botan says matter of factly.

"Great, let's go."

*Beep beep beep the compass leads everyone to the woods."

"Kurama lives here?"

"Why don't I lead. When I went through Genkai's woods I made it out first." Kuwabara brags. (I feel so special)

(Show off) "Fine. Follow Kuwabara."

One more chapter done! Very long this time. I hope it didn't bore you! As you can see, you may need some general knowledge of Yu Yu Hakusho to understand this. For those of you who don't know, Kuwabara and Yusuke had to go through a haunted wood in order to get Genkai's power. This was at the beginning of the series. (