Chapter 8
"WOW!" screams Kuwabara as he steps into the white-tiled room.
"Look at all the ogres." Says Keiko as she tries to count the multi colored demons scampering everywhere.
"KOENMA!" Yusuke yells as he searches for the little baby.
"What is it Yusuke, I'm very busy." Koenma's voice mumbles behind a stack of paperwork.
"Can we see your files? We need to find a psychic." Kurama explains to a frustrated Koenma.
"Over there." Koenma lazily waves a hand towards the gray cabinets that go from the ground and extend into a hole into the roof.
Sweat drop
"Umm, Koenma, there's like a million!" states Yusuke.
"Look under P. Now stop bothering me!" Koenma replies while stamping papers rapidly.
"That rhymed!" Kuwabara said in a goofy voice, and began singing nursery rhymes.
"What's he on?" asked Keiko as she surveyed an idiotic Kuwabara.
"Here it is." While everyone was busy watching the seemingly high Kuwabara, Kurama had uncovered 100 gray cabinets, all labeled P.
"Guess we need to start searching." Says Keiko as she stares gloomily at the cabinets.
"Ok! I'll take these 20, Kurama can take those 20, Keiko will take those 20, and Kuwabara can take those 10 in the corner once he," Yusuke paused momentarily to think about what to say. "Once he recovers." Yusuke orders and everyone starts pulling out files and flipping through papers.
"Hello!" Botan pops up out of nowhere and bonks Yusuke on the head.
"What are you doing Botan?" Yusuke askes half annoyed. It seemed that the hit had no effect whatsoever on him.
"I've come to help!" piped in Botan. "Now what can I do?"
Botan directed her attention to the 3 people kneeling on the ground, with papers scattered everywhere and the one hopeless case wandering around singing the ABC's.
"What do you think you're doing?!" Botan shouts right in Kurama's ear.
"Finding a psychic, Botan. Now please, don't scream." Kurama calmly replies back while massaging his ear.
"You are messing up all these files! Do you know how long it will take the ogres to reorganize this, this, amount of paperwork?!"
"Oops. So sorry Botan." Keiko says apologetically while putting the files slowly back into the folder she was holding.
"I found one!" Kuwabara screamed from half way across the room.
"Found what, a piece of your brain?" Yusuke snickeres as he lookes towards Kuwabara's direction.
Kurama went towards Kuwabara and took the paper from his hand.
"Oh my, it seems that he really did find something."
Everybody's eyes widened in shock, and Botan tipps over.
"What?!" they all scream in unison, baffled that Kuwabara was of any use.
"Look, it says here. Well known psychic, specializes in telepathy, works for $50 an hour. Not bad, don't you think?"
"Once I pound that guy to pulp, he'll be charging $0 an hour." Yusuke says as he acts out beating up a guy.
"Yusuke! I will not tolerate you doing that!" States Keiko.
"Fine, fine." Yusuke grumbles as he thinks of the fight he's passing up.
"Well actually, it's a girl."
"That's how I found it!" says Kuwabara. "I was looking for pretty girls!"
"Stop cheating on Yukina!" Botan says as a vein begins to pop in her forehead. She then hits Kuwabara with her oar.
Kuwabara falls over and his eyes become swirls.
Sweat Drop
"Well, Kuwabara sure finds the right type of girls. This is just what we need!" Kurama announces.
"Now, where do they live?" inquires Keiko.
"Let's see, California."
"COOL! That's in the United States! ROAD TRIP!" hollers Yusuke.
"Road trip..." mumbles an unconscious Kuwabara. "Teddy bear."
"Can we leave him?" askes Yusuke hopefully but is turned down by Keiko's stare.
"For your information, the United States is over the Atlantic Ocean, halfway across the world. You can't just drive a car there. We'll fly."
"Oh, no. Not more flying!" Both Kuwabara and Yusuke say. The topic of flying seemed to awaken Kuwabara.
"Well do you suggest using a submarine?" asks Keiko in a sarcastic tone.
Yusuke and Kuwabara both lower their heads, and begin to think of how scary an airplane flight would be.
YAY! Another chapter. Any ideas on what will happen on the plane? I'm up for suggestions! Review!
"WOW!" screams Kuwabara as he steps into the white-tiled room.
"Look at all the ogres." Says Keiko as she tries to count the multi colored demons scampering everywhere.
"KOENMA!" Yusuke yells as he searches for the little baby.
"What is it Yusuke, I'm very busy." Koenma's voice mumbles behind a stack of paperwork.
"Can we see your files? We need to find a psychic." Kurama explains to a frustrated Koenma.
"Over there." Koenma lazily waves a hand towards the gray cabinets that go from the ground and extend into a hole into the roof.
Sweat drop
"Umm, Koenma, there's like a million!" states Yusuke.
"Look under P. Now stop bothering me!" Koenma replies while stamping papers rapidly.
"That rhymed!" Kuwabara said in a goofy voice, and began singing nursery rhymes.
"What's he on?" asked Keiko as she surveyed an idiotic Kuwabara.
"Here it is." While everyone was busy watching the seemingly high Kuwabara, Kurama had uncovered 100 gray cabinets, all labeled P.
"Guess we need to start searching." Says Keiko as she stares gloomily at the cabinets.
"Ok! I'll take these 20, Kurama can take those 20, Keiko will take those 20, and Kuwabara can take those 10 in the corner once he," Yusuke paused momentarily to think about what to say. "Once he recovers." Yusuke orders and everyone starts pulling out files and flipping through papers.
"Hello!" Botan pops up out of nowhere and bonks Yusuke on the head.
"What are you doing Botan?" Yusuke askes half annoyed. It seemed that the hit had no effect whatsoever on him.
"I've come to help!" piped in Botan. "Now what can I do?"
Botan directed her attention to the 3 people kneeling on the ground, with papers scattered everywhere and the one hopeless case wandering around singing the ABC's.
"What do you think you're doing?!" Botan shouts right in Kurama's ear.
"Finding a psychic, Botan. Now please, don't scream." Kurama calmly replies back while massaging his ear.
"You are messing up all these files! Do you know how long it will take the ogres to reorganize this, this, amount of paperwork?!"
"Oops. So sorry Botan." Keiko says apologetically while putting the files slowly back into the folder she was holding.
"I found one!" Kuwabara screamed from half way across the room.
"Found what, a piece of your brain?" Yusuke snickeres as he lookes towards Kuwabara's direction.
Kurama went towards Kuwabara and took the paper from his hand.
"Oh my, it seems that he really did find something."
Everybody's eyes widened in shock, and Botan tipps over.
"What?!" they all scream in unison, baffled that Kuwabara was of any use.
"Look, it says here. Well known psychic, specializes in telepathy, works for $50 an hour. Not bad, don't you think?"
"Once I pound that guy to pulp, he'll be charging $0 an hour." Yusuke says as he acts out beating up a guy.
"Yusuke! I will not tolerate you doing that!" States Keiko.
"Fine, fine." Yusuke grumbles as he thinks of the fight he's passing up.
"Well actually, it's a girl."
"That's how I found it!" says Kuwabara. "I was looking for pretty girls!"
"Stop cheating on Yukina!" Botan says as a vein begins to pop in her forehead. She then hits Kuwabara with her oar.
Kuwabara falls over and his eyes become swirls.
Sweat Drop
"Well, Kuwabara sure finds the right type of girls. This is just what we need!" Kurama announces.
"Now, where do they live?" inquires Keiko.
"Let's see, California."
"COOL! That's in the United States! ROAD TRIP!" hollers Yusuke.
"Road trip..." mumbles an unconscious Kuwabara. "Teddy bear."
"Can we leave him?" askes Yusuke hopefully but is turned down by Keiko's stare.
"For your information, the United States is over the Atlantic Ocean, halfway across the world. You can't just drive a car there. We'll fly."
"Oh, no. Not more flying!" Both Kuwabara and Yusuke say. The topic of flying seemed to awaken Kuwabara.
"Well do you suggest using a submarine?" asks Keiko in a sarcastic tone.
Yusuke and Kuwabara both lower their heads, and begin to think of how scary an airplane flight would be.
YAY! Another chapter. Any ideas on what will happen on the plane? I'm up for suggestions! Review!