A/N: Here are your pizzas! Enjoy, made fresh and just the way you like 'em!
Aragorn = Boromir
Boromir = Aragorn
Frodo = Gimli
Gandalf = Pippin
Gimli = Sam
Legolas = Frodo
Merry = Merry
Pippin = Legolas
Sam = Gandalf.
Please note that if it says 'Mordor, Gandalf, is it left or right?' it is Legolas talking to Sam.
Chapter Three: They Are Really Going To Leave Now!
As everyone assembles at the gates of Rivendell, Arwen comes running up to Aragorn, who backs away.
"Aragorn, why?" Arwen asks.
"I'm, er, not Aragorn." He replies stiffly.
"I am." Boromir says.
"Oh. In that case..." Arwen says, as from out of our vision a voice yells, "Take Two!"
Arwen runs up to Boromir as Elrond sighs.
"Idiot daughter." He says, completely forgeting that this was indeed his idea.
"I'll miss you!" Arwen says, crying hysterically.
"There, there, I'll be back, er, shortly." Boromir says, patting her on the back and looking shocked.
"Remember me, ok?" She asks.
"Erm, sure, honey." Boromir says shakily.
"Oh, Aragorn!" Arwen says.
"Eh.." Says Boromir, patting her on the back again.
"Ugh." Sighs Aragorn.
"Ok, people, go out there and save the world!" Elrond screams.
The fellowship hikes through the gates, as Arwen waves and the Elf Band plays a song.
"Where are we going?" Asks Legolas.
"Hey! Wrong line!" hisses Aragorn.
"Mordor, Gandalf. Is it left or right?" Asks Legolas.
"Er...right?" Sam replies. They all turn right...
After walking 20 miles, Boromir suddenly realizes that they have indeed been going the wrong way. So, with sighs, they turn around and hike back the way they came.
"I knew Sam shouldn't have been Gandalf!" Aragorn complains.
"Grrr.."
As they march back past Rivendell, Arwen comes tearing out of the gates.
"Back already, honey?" She asks.
"Er, no, d-dear." Boromir says.
"Aww. Well, I'll wait right here." She says, plopping down on a rock.
"How bout you wait inside?" Boromir suggests.
"Good idea!" Arwen replies and runs back inside.
"How did you ever find her attractive?" Boromir asks Aragorn.
"I...you know, Boromir, I really don't know!" Aragorn replies.
They soon come upon some rocky place and decide to camp there for the night.
A/N: Well! Now that Legolas is about to shout 'Crebain from Dunland!' and such, I think I should tell you that I elapsed time to make the story go faster and funner! Free Hot Dogs and Fries to all who review! Yay!