HWOARANG'S ENDING
Hwoarang walked through the parking lot to find Jin.
"You're finally here." Hwoarang said.
"So, what do you want?" Jin asked in a Russian accent. (A/N: Jin liked to change his accents once in a while)
"I never got to fight you at the tournament. I'll take you on right here, right now." Hwoarang said boldly. (A/N: Hwoarang has short-term memory loss. In fact, he did fight Jin at the tournament)
[Hwoarang and Jin fight, Hwoarang wins]
Jin was breathing heavily. He pulled out his puffer and breathed in deeply.
"Inhale, and exhale." Hwoarang instructed, his hand on Jin's shoulder. Suddenly some soldier people showed up.
"Sergeant, desertion is an offence punishable by court martial. Give your self up soldier!" The soldier person said to Hwoarang.
"Oy." Jin said. His breathing had gotten back to normal and now he was ready to kick some ass. Jin beat up a couple of the soldier people. Hwoarang whistled and beat up some more soldier dudes.
"Fire!" The army dude said. Hwoarang and Jin hid behind a car as the army dudes shot at them.
"Kazama, remember I kicked your ass back there..." Hwoarang said.
"You touched my ass back there?!" Jin asked furiously.
"NO! I KICKED your ass back there!" Hwoarang said shaking his head.
"Sure..." Jin said rolling his eyes. He edged away from Hwoarang and crossed his fingers. "You have the cooties!"
"Whatever Kazama. This is the plan: we cover our eyes because if we can't see them, they can't see us!" Hwoarang said gleefully. The car that Jin and Hwoarang were hiding behind blew up.
"Cease fire!" The army guy said. Hwoarang and Jin covered their eyes and sat with their backs facing the army people.
"Um, we can still see you." The sergeant said.
"No you can't. You just think you see us." Hwoarang said uncovering his eyes. "It's all in the matrix."
"Riight... anyway we are going to have to take you in soldier." The sergeant said, scratching his head.
"Um... look over there! It's Santa Claus!" Jin said pointing to a rather fat soldier person.
"Like we would fall for that one!" The sergeant said laughing.
"Um... look over there! Anna Williams is flashing us!" Hwoarang said.
"Where?" The soldier people all looked in the direction of where Hwoarang pointed. Jin and Hwoarang got up and started to run away.
"You just touched my butt!" Jin yelled angrily.
"DID NOT!" Hwoarang protested. Jin and Hwoarang started fighting while the soldiers were trying to find Anna Williams.
"Hey look! I see her!" One soldier said to another.
"That's Lee. Not Anna."
"Oh."
THE END
A/N: This one is probably much lamer than Paul's ending. The next one we [Chaos & Mai] write will probably suck even more.
Hwoarang walked through the parking lot to find Jin.
"You're finally here." Hwoarang said.
"So, what do you want?" Jin asked in a Russian accent. (A/N: Jin liked to change his accents once in a while)
"I never got to fight you at the tournament. I'll take you on right here, right now." Hwoarang said boldly. (A/N: Hwoarang has short-term memory loss. In fact, he did fight Jin at the tournament)
[Hwoarang and Jin fight, Hwoarang wins]
Jin was breathing heavily. He pulled out his puffer and breathed in deeply.
"Inhale, and exhale." Hwoarang instructed, his hand on Jin's shoulder. Suddenly some soldier people showed up.
"Sergeant, desertion is an offence punishable by court martial. Give your self up soldier!" The soldier person said to Hwoarang.
"Oy." Jin said. His breathing had gotten back to normal and now he was ready to kick some ass. Jin beat up a couple of the soldier people. Hwoarang whistled and beat up some more soldier dudes.
"Fire!" The army dude said. Hwoarang and Jin hid behind a car as the army dudes shot at them.
"Kazama, remember I kicked your ass back there..." Hwoarang said.
"You touched my ass back there?!" Jin asked furiously.
"NO! I KICKED your ass back there!" Hwoarang said shaking his head.
"Sure..." Jin said rolling his eyes. He edged away from Hwoarang and crossed his fingers. "You have the cooties!"
"Whatever Kazama. This is the plan: we cover our eyes because if we can't see them, they can't see us!" Hwoarang said gleefully. The car that Jin and Hwoarang were hiding behind blew up.
"Cease fire!" The army guy said. Hwoarang and Jin covered their eyes and sat with their backs facing the army people.
"Um, we can still see you." The sergeant said.
"No you can't. You just think you see us." Hwoarang said uncovering his eyes. "It's all in the matrix."
"Riight... anyway we are going to have to take you in soldier." The sergeant said, scratching his head.
"Um... look over there! It's Santa Claus!" Jin said pointing to a rather fat soldier person.
"Like we would fall for that one!" The sergeant said laughing.
"Um... look over there! Anna Williams is flashing us!" Hwoarang said.
"Where?" The soldier people all looked in the direction of where Hwoarang pointed. Jin and Hwoarang got up and started to run away.
"You just touched my butt!" Jin yelled angrily.
"DID NOT!" Hwoarang protested. Jin and Hwoarang started fighting while the soldiers were trying to find Anna Williams.
"Hey look! I see her!" One soldier said to another.
"That's Lee. Not Anna."
"Oh."
THE END
A/N: This one is probably much lamer than Paul's ending. The next one we [Chaos & Mai] write will probably suck even more.