A/N: Yes, Arwen the Eversmart...? Well, we'll just continue on! Whoop de do!
Aragorn = Boromir
Boromir = Aragorn
Frodo = Gimli
Gandalf = Pippin
Gimli = Sam
Legolas = Frodo
Merry = Merry
Pippin = Legolas
Sam = Gandalf
Chapter Four: Pippin Becomes Smart and Gandalf Has a Hissy Fit
"Are we there yet?" Asked Frodo.
"Does it look like it?" Asked a rather annoyed Boromir, posing as Aragorn.
"We look as though we've stopped." Said Gandalf.
"No, really?" said Boromir, rather sarcastically.
"Well, let's rest or something." Suggested Aragorn.
"Fine."
Everyone sat down, and Gimli started a fire. He began to cook something and offered it to Legolas, who took it and tossed it into the bushes.
"Fool of an Elf!" Gimli roared, as the very earth shook.
"That's my line!" Sam protested.
"So sorry."
"Look! Crebain from Dunland!" Pippin shouted.
Everyone dove for cover.
"No! What if they poop on my hair?" Asked Legolas.
"Oh, grow up!" Boromir said, slapping the Elf across the face.
"You hurt me, Aragorn." Legolas whimpered.
"I never touched you!" The real Aragorn protested.
"No, you're Boromir." Boromir said.
Soon, the crebain left. They all climbed out and resumed their previous activities.
"Hey, Merry and Pippin!" Aragorn yelled.
"What, Boromir?" asked Gandalf and Merry, who were the only ones to actually understand all this.
"Well, I'm gonna teach you how to swordfight!" Aragorn said.
Merry and Gandalf grabbed their hobbit swords and proceeded to fight Aragorn. Boromir jumped in and got knocked over, with a "Boo yah!" from Gandalf.
"Well, I do believe that we should go through the pass of Charadras." Sam the Wizard says.
"Well, no objections here." Merry, Gandalf, Legolas and Gimli say.
"Hey! We should go through the mountain!" Frodo objects.
"We should go through the Gap of Rohan! And then go to my city!" Aragorn says.
"No! CHARADRAS CHARADRAS CHARADRAS!!!" Gandalf yells.
"Jeeze, don't have a fit!" Aragorn and Boromir say together.
"No! Shut up!" Gandalf whines.
"Wow."
"I WANNA GO OVER THE MOUNTAIN!!! CHARADRAS, CHARADRAS, CHARADRAS!!" He screams, beating the ground.
"Erm, is he ok?"
"CHARADRAS!! I WANNA GO OVER THE MOUNTAIN!! I WANNA GO OVER THE MOU-MOU- MOUNTAIN!!!" Gandalf sobs hysterically.
"Well, I guess we should at least try." The others say.
"Alright. Over we go."
And so they begin the trek up Charadras....
A/N: Well, I sure hoped y'all enjoyed it! A new chapter is on the way... So look for it soon on a computer screen near you!