A/N: So here is it, the trek up Charadras. Yes! Soon, more insanity and fun! And this is one looong story encompassing the WHOLE trilogy! Whoo!
Aragorn = Boromir
Boromir = Aragorn
Frodo = Gimli
Gandalf = Pippin
Gimli = Sam
Legolas = Frodo
Merry = Merry
Pippin = Legolas
Sam = Gandalf
Chapter Five: The Long-Awaited Trek Up Charadras
"I'm freezing! My feet are cold! I'm tired!" Moans Gandalf.
"Oh, shut up." Snaps Boromir, whose lips are blue.
"I need to rest. I'm so tired!" Moans Merry.
"Look! There! We can stop or something!" Sam the Wizard says.
"That's a cliff, my dearest Hobbit-Wizard." Says Aragorn.
"No, duh. I'm not stupid, ya know!" Sam retorts.
"Could have fooled me!" Frodo mutters.
"What was that, dwarf?"
"Nothing."
"I'm tired! I'm cold! I'm hungry!" Moans Legolas.
"I need to rest, also. I have been trekking along but this is too much." Gimli says.
"Come on, guys! Let me, Lego-Pip, lead you up the mountain!" says Pippin, dancing on top of the snow.
"Lego-Pip? That's a really ingenious name, to be sure." Says Boromir.
"Lego-Pip!"
"Mayhap we should just call him Pippin." Suggests Aragorn.
"Mayhap? Even I never got that far in advanced vocab!" Boromir complains.
"Mayhap, mayhap, mayhap!" Aragorn says, waltzing around and falling in the snow.
"I can walk on snow!" Pippin exclaims.
"Yeah. You aren't able to hide a toothpick in that snow." Boromir says.
"YOU RUINED THE MOMENT! YOU MUST DIE!" Pippin says, aiming an arrow at Boromir's heart.
"No! Don't waste the arrows!" Says Gimli.
"Fine." Pippin pouts, putting the arrow away.
Suddenly...
"There is a fell voice on the air!" Pip exclaims.
"Why can't he just say, 'there is a foul voice in the air'? Why?" Boromir mutters.
"It's, erm, Sauruman!" Exclaims Sam.
"No! What does he want?"
"Erm, well, I'd guess to get off the mountain." Sam says.
"Now that's a good idea!" Gandalf says.
"Amen to that."
"Fine. We'll get off. Now we either have to go through the mines or the Gap of Rohan." Sam says.
"Didn't we cross off the Gap of Rohan?"
"Apparently not."
"Ok."
"I'll let the Ringbearer decide." Sam says, as eyes fall upon our lovely Elf prince.
"Erm, Gap?"
"Yes, the Gap of Rohan."
"We'll go through the Gap!" says Legolas.
"If you're sure..."
"Totally!"
And so, they turn from the mountain and decide to go through the Gap of Rohan...
A/N: This story will have a mess of errors, and so it will be long, exciting and fun! Whoop! And now, they will continue through the Gap! For references, I have no idea what Mayhap means, I just had to throw it in. Sounds funny, no? Well, now that Legolas thinks that there is a Gap store at the Gap of Rohan.... Please review!
Aragorn = Boromir
Boromir = Aragorn
Frodo = Gimli
Gandalf = Pippin
Gimli = Sam
Legolas = Frodo
Merry = Merry
Pippin = Legolas
Sam = Gandalf
Chapter Five: The Long-Awaited Trek Up Charadras
"I'm freezing! My feet are cold! I'm tired!" Moans Gandalf.
"Oh, shut up." Snaps Boromir, whose lips are blue.
"I need to rest. I'm so tired!" Moans Merry.
"Look! There! We can stop or something!" Sam the Wizard says.
"That's a cliff, my dearest Hobbit-Wizard." Says Aragorn.
"No, duh. I'm not stupid, ya know!" Sam retorts.
"Could have fooled me!" Frodo mutters.
"What was that, dwarf?"
"Nothing."
"I'm tired! I'm cold! I'm hungry!" Moans Legolas.
"I need to rest, also. I have been trekking along but this is too much." Gimli says.
"Come on, guys! Let me, Lego-Pip, lead you up the mountain!" says Pippin, dancing on top of the snow.
"Lego-Pip? That's a really ingenious name, to be sure." Says Boromir.
"Lego-Pip!"
"Mayhap we should just call him Pippin." Suggests Aragorn.
"Mayhap? Even I never got that far in advanced vocab!" Boromir complains.
"Mayhap, mayhap, mayhap!" Aragorn says, waltzing around and falling in the snow.
"I can walk on snow!" Pippin exclaims.
"Yeah. You aren't able to hide a toothpick in that snow." Boromir says.
"YOU RUINED THE MOMENT! YOU MUST DIE!" Pippin says, aiming an arrow at Boromir's heart.
"No! Don't waste the arrows!" Says Gimli.
"Fine." Pippin pouts, putting the arrow away.
Suddenly...
"There is a fell voice on the air!" Pip exclaims.
"Why can't he just say, 'there is a foul voice in the air'? Why?" Boromir mutters.
"It's, erm, Sauruman!" Exclaims Sam.
"No! What does he want?"
"Erm, well, I'd guess to get off the mountain." Sam says.
"Now that's a good idea!" Gandalf says.
"Amen to that."
"Fine. We'll get off. Now we either have to go through the mines or the Gap of Rohan." Sam says.
"Didn't we cross off the Gap of Rohan?"
"Apparently not."
"Ok."
"I'll let the Ringbearer decide." Sam says, as eyes fall upon our lovely Elf prince.
"Erm, Gap?"
"Yes, the Gap of Rohan."
"We'll go through the Gap!" says Legolas.
"If you're sure..."
"Totally!"
And so, they turn from the mountain and decide to go through the Gap of Rohan...
A/N: This story will have a mess of errors, and so it will be long, exciting and fun! Whoop! And now, they will continue through the Gap! For references, I have no idea what Mayhap means, I just had to throw it in. Sounds funny, no? Well, now that Legolas thinks that there is a Gap store at the Gap of Rohan.... Please review!