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Aragorn = Boromir
Boromir = Aragorn
Frodo = Gimli
Gandalf = Pippin
Gimli = Sam
Legolas = Frodo
Merry = Merry
Pippin = Legolas
Sam = Gandalf
Chapter Eight: The Watcher, The Mine, and The Morgue.
"Aiii!" Screams Legolas.
"We must fight!" Screams Boromir.
"Ok, sure!" Aragorn says.
Aragorn and Boromir run towards the watcher, who has grabbed Legolas. After all, he is Frodo.
"Help meeeee!" he screams.
"Mr. Frodo!" Screams Gimli, who is Sam.
"HELP!!" Legolas screams.
Frodo runs in with his axe and hacks wildly at the Watcher.
"For the SHIRE!!!!!" Pippin screams.
"Pip-pin!" Merry says.
"Uh, I mean...FOR MIRKWOOD!!!" Pippin yells, running in.
Gandalf looks on in horror, as does Merry.
Sam goes and sits by the Door.
"So, is he always so PMS-y?" Sam asks, meaning the Watcher.
"Most of the time."
"AIII!!" Screams Legolas.
"Noooooo!" Everyone yells, as Legolas gets swallowed.
"HELP MEEEEEEEE!!" Legolas screams, although the sound is muffled, due to the fact that he is inside the Watcher.
"It's really quite filthy in here." He says from inside.
"LEGOLAS!!!!!!" Aragorn screams.
"WHAT?" Asks Pippin, who is shooting arrows into the Watcher.
"Oh, so sorry. FRODO!!" Aragorn screams.
Aragorn looks around, as he is the only one charging the Watcher.
"Help me, guys!" he says.
"FOR GONDOR!!!!" Boromir screams.
"Uh..."
"FOR...THE SHIRE!!" Yells Gimli.
And soon, Legolas is cut out of the Watcher, who took this opportunity to go have plastic surgery and get some of those pesky tentacles removed.
But this was only after they got locked in the Mines. The Watcher destroyed the Door, much to the dismay of Sam, who was actually enjoying his meaningful chat on tarot cards and Ouiji boards. (Or however you spell those things)
"Poor Door.." Sam moans.
"It was a door." Aragorn says.
"Not door! DOOR!!" Sam screams.
"Sorry."
"Perhaps we should move on." Boromir suggests.
They move on through the Mine.
"This is like a morgue or something." Pip says.
"Where does he get those words? Morgue?"
"Even I didn't know that one."
"I'm just smart like that."
"Sure, Pippin."
They continue on, until they reach three tunnels and can't decide which way to go.
A/N: Hope you enjoyed the chapter. Look for more soon!! Review and get gifts from me!
Aragorn = Boromir
Boromir = Aragorn
Frodo = Gimli
Gandalf = Pippin
Gimli = Sam
Legolas = Frodo
Merry = Merry
Pippin = Legolas
Sam = Gandalf
Chapter Eight: The Watcher, The Mine, and The Morgue.
"Aiii!" Screams Legolas.
"We must fight!" Screams Boromir.
"Ok, sure!" Aragorn says.
Aragorn and Boromir run towards the watcher, who has grabbed Legolas. After all, he is Frodo.
"Help meeeee!" he screams.
"Mr. Frodo!" Screams Gimli, who is Sam.
"HELP!!" Legolas screams.
Frodo runs in with his axe and hacks wildly at the Watcher.
"For the SHIRE!!!!!" Pippin screams.
"Pip-pin!" Merry says.
"Uh, I mean...FOR MIRKWOOD!!!" Pippin yells, running in.
Gandalf looks on in horror, as does Merry.
Sam goes and sits by the Door.
"So, is he always so PMS-y?" Sam asks, meaning the Watcher.
"Most of the time."
"AIII!!" Screams Legolas.
"Noooooo!" Everyone yells, as Legolas gets swallowed.
"HELP MEEEEEEEE!!" Legolas screams, although the sound is muffled, due to the fact that he is inside the Watcher.
"It's really quite filthy in here." He says from inside.
"LEGOLAS!!!!!!" Aragorn screams.
"WHAT?" Asks Pippin, who is shooting arrows into the Watcher.
"Oh, so sorry. FRODO!!" Aragorn screams.
Aragorn looks around, as he is the only one charging the Watcher.
"Help me, guys!" he says.
"FOR GONDOR!!!!" Boromir screams.
"Uh..."
"FOR...THE SHIRE!!" Yells Gimli.
And soon, Legolas is cut out of the Watcher, who took this opportunity to go have plastic surgery and get some of those pesky tentacles removed.
But this was only after they got locked in the Mines. The Watcher destroyed the Door, much to the dismay of Sam, who was actually enjoying his meaningful chat on tarot cards and Ouiji boards. (Or however you spell those things)
"Poor Door.." Sam moans.
"It was a door." Aragorn says.
"Not door! DOOR!!" Sam screams.
"Sorry."
"Perhaps we should move on." Boromir suggests.
They move on through the Mine.
"This is like a morgue or something." Pip says.
"Where does he get those words? Morgue?"
"Even I didn't know that one."
"I'm just smart like that."
"Sure, Pippin."
They continue on, until they reach three tunnels and can't decide which way to go.
A/N: Hope you enjoyed the chapter. Look for more soon!! Review and get gifts from me!