A/N: Welcome back! And on with the reversal... More free pennies and a house in Mordor if you review!!! How can you say no to that?
Aragorn = Boromir
Boromir = Aragorn
Frodo = Gimli
Gandalf = Pippin
Gimli = Sam
Legolas = Frodo
Merry = Merry
Pippin = Legolas
Sam = Gandalf
Chapter Ten: Aragorn Says Boromir's Famous Line and Boromir Gets Fancy
"NOOO!!" Frodo wails, running into a side room and up to a little marble slab box thing.
"What?"
"Here lies Balin son of someone Lord of Moria." Sam translates.
"Wow, Frodo, you get really choked up about someone dying you don't even know." Legolas says.
"Well, he owed Bilbo money and never paid up." Frodo says.
"Ok. Hold this, Peregrin Took." Sam says, handing Gandalf his staff and hat.
"Why on earth would you read from that dirty old book?" Legolas asks.
"Shut it, Elfie." Sam growls.
"We cannot get out, yadda yadda, we're stuck, blah blah blah...."
Suddenly, a loud ker-thunk! Is heard.
"Fool of a Took!" Sam says.
"Sorry, honorable Sam Wizard!!" Gandalf says, cowering.
"You'd better be."
Suddenly, the pounding of drums is heard.
Aragorn runs towards the door. Two arrows nearly hit his nose.
"They have a cave troll!" He says, as Pippin and Boromir run over and close the door and bolt it.
Pippin draws his bow and prepares to fire.
"Faeg I-varve...dîn na lanc a nu ranc." Pippin says.
"Where does he learn this Elvish?" Aragorn asks.
"I'm just smart like that!" Pippin yells, shooting an arrow at a goblin or Orc or whatever it is that comes through the door.
"Good shot!" Legolas says, hiding with Gimli, Gandalf, and Merry behind the tomb.
"GRRR! There is still one dwarf in Moria that still draws breath!" Frodo yells, standing atop the tomb.
Boromir shoots his bow (remember, Aragorn has a bow in this scene, watch it if you doubt me!) and fells a goblin. Or Orc. Whatever.
Aragorn does that awesome little Boromir sword twirl thing (again, go watch the scene if you doubt) and prepares for battle.
Pippin shoots another arrow and fells another Orc/Goblin.
Suddenly, a cave troll breaks through the door.
"AAAAA!!!!!!!!" Gandalf yells, nearly wetting himself.
"I told you!!" Aragorn says.
"Watch!" Boromir says, doing a fancy move and stabbing three Orcs, killing them, and wounding the cave troll.
Pippin, or Lego-Pip, shoots an arrow into the cave troll.
Gimli grabs his frying pan and whacks the Orcs with, "I think I'm getting the hang of it!"
Soon enough, everyone did a little heroic move and the cave troll is dead. That was before Legolas was equipped with mithril and nearly got stuck through like a shish kebab.
"To the bridge of Khazad-Dum!" Sam says, as they all run to the bridge.
A/N: Look for more insanity coming your way! Soon to be coming to a computer screen near you! Have fun, my buddies! That bad bit of Elvish would mean: Their armor is weak at the neck...and under the arms.
Aragorn = Boromir
Boromir = Aragorn
Frodo = Gimli
Gandalf = Pippin
Gimli = Sam
Legolas = Frodo
Merry = Merry
Pippin = Legolas
Sam = Gandalf
Chapter Ten: Aragorn Says Boromir's Famous Line and Boromir Gets Fancy
"NOOO!!" Frodo wails, running into a side room and up to a little marble slab box thing.
"What?"
"Here lies Balin son of someone Lord of Moria." Sam translates.
"Wow, Frodo, you get really choked up about someone dying you don't even know." Legolas says.
"Well, he owed Bilbo money and never paid up." Frodo says.
"Ok. Hold this, Peregrin Took." Sam says, handing Gandalf his staff and hat.
"Why on earth would you read from that dirty old book?" Legolas asks.
"Shut it, Elfie." Sam growls.
"We cannot get out, yadda yadda, we're stuck, blah blah blah...."
Suddenly, a loud ker-thunk! Is heard.
"Fool of a Took!" Sam says.
"Sorry, honorable Sam Wizard!!" Gandalf says, cowering.
"You'd better be."
Suddenly, the pounding of drums is heard.
Aragorn runs towards the door. Two arrows nearly hit his nose.
"They have a cave troll!" He says, as Pippin and Boromir run over and close the door and bolt it.
Pippin draws his bow and prepares to fire.
"Faeg I-varve...dîn na lanc a nu ranc." Pippin says.
"Where does he learn this Elvish?" Aragorn asks.
"I'm just smart like that!" Pippin yells, shooting an arrow at a goblin or Orc or whatever it is that comes through the door.
"Good shot!" Legolas says, hiding with Gimli, Gandalf, and Merry behind the tomb.
"GRRR! There is still one dwarf in Moria that still draws breath!" Frodo yells, standing atop the tomb.
Boromir shoots his bow (remember, Aragorn has a bow in this scene, watch it if you doubt me!) and fells a goblin. Or Orc. Whatever.
Aragorn does that awesome little Boromir sword twirl thing (again, go watch the scene if you doubt) and prepares for battle.
Pippin shoots another arrow and fells another Orc/Goblin.
Suddenly, a cave troll breaks through the door.
"AAAAA!!!!!!!!" Gandalf yells, nearly wetting himself.
"I told you!!" Aragorn says.
"Watch!" Boromir says, doing a fancy move and stabbing three Orcs, killing them, and wounding the cave troll.
Pippin, or Lego-Pip, shoots an arrow into the cave troll.
Gimli grabs his frying pan and whacks the Orcs with, "I think I'm getting the hang of it!"
Soon enough, everyone did a little heroic move and the cave troll is dead. That was before Legolas was equipped with mithril and nearly got stuck through like a shish kebab.
"To the bridge of Khazad-Dum!" Sam says, as they all run to the bridge.
A/N: Look for more insanity coming your way! Soon to be coming to a computer screen near you! Have fun, my buddies! That bad bit of Elvish would mean: Their armor is weak at the neck...and under the arms.