A/N: Hi, everyone! Welcome back! Ok, on with the crazy story. I love it when you all say this is the craziest story you've ever read; it makes me sooooo happy! Ok, whatever, I'll just shut up and write the story.
Aragorn = Boromir
Boromir = Aragorn
Frodo = Gimli
Gandalf = Pippin
Gimli = Sam
Legolas = Frodo
Merry = Merry
Pippin = Legolas
Sam = Gandalf
Chapter Eleven: The Departure of Gandalf...(What a rip off from 'The Departure of Boromir'.../laugh/)
"RUN!!!" Everyone screams, as they all run towards the bridge. Suddenly, Sam stops to take a head count.
"Wait...where's Gandalf?" He asks. Everyone looks around in panic.
"HEY!!! WAIT FOR ME!!!" Gandalf screams, running up to them.
"Where were you?" Sam asks.
"Well, I was running, then this freaky thing made of fire came up to me, and then I kicked it in the shin and it went away!" Gandalf says.
"NOOOOO!! That was a BALROG!! Are you INSANE???" Sam screams.
"EEEP!" Gandalf says.
"Ok, now we're going to run our sorry butts over that bridge and everything will be ok." Sam says.
They all run towards the bridge, and they are all across...except Sam...and then...
"THE BALROG!!!!!" Legolas screams like a little girl.
"Run, Sam, run!!!" Boromir yells, just like that guy for the Eggo commercial that goes, "Run, Eggo French Toaster Sticks, Run!!".
"It's only a grease trap it's just like a sink, it's only a grease trap it's just like a sink!!!" Pippin says.
"What the heck?"
"Sorry."
On the bridge, Sam is battling the Balrog.
"You shall not pass!!!!!!!!"
"What?"
"You shall not pass!"
"Who?"
"You!"
"Me?"
"Yes, you!"
"Shall not do what?"
"Pass!"
"Who's passing?"
"Not you!"
"Someone else?"
"Anyone but you!"
"Those little Orcs?"
"No, those can't come either."
"Can you come?"
"Where?"
"A Party!!!"
"I LOVE PARTIES!!!"
"Ok, Wizard, come on!!!" And Sam and the Balrog tumbled down into who knows where and went to party...sure.
"Sam!!!! Er, I mean...GANDALF!!!"
"Come on..." and they all walk out, looking very sad and disappointed that Sam, the Honorable Wizard Hobbit, had died...or just partied.
A/N: Well, that's all then. Soon, the Run to Lorien or whatever. And, also, this isn't like one big parody, it'll be split up. So, whatever. Just look for the next chapter sometime soon. Like, tomorrow or whatever.
Aragorn = Boromir
Boromir = Aragorn
Frodo = Gimli
Gandalf = Pippin
Gimli = Sam
Legolas = Frodo
Merry = Merry
Pippin = Legolas
Sam = Gandalf
Chapter Eleven: The Departure of Gandalf...(What a rip off from 'The Departure of Boromir'.../laugh/)
"RUN!!!" Everyone screams, as they all run towards the bridge. Suddenly, Sam stops to take a head count.
"Wait...where's Gandalf?" He asks. Everyone looks around in panic.
"HEY!!! WAIT FOR ME!!!" Gandalf screams, running up to them.
"Where were you?" Sam asks.
"Well, I was running, then this freaky thing made of fire came up to me, and then I kicked it in the shin and it went away!" Gandalf says.
"NOOOOO!! That was a BALROG!! Are you INSANE???" Sam screams.
"EEEP!" Gandalf says.
"Ok, now we're going to run our sorry butts over that bridge and everything will be ok." Sam says.
They all run towards the bridge, and they are all across...except Sam...and then...
"THE BALROG!!!!!" Legolas screams like a little girl.
"Run, Sam, run!!!" Boromir yells, just like that guy for the Eggo commercial that goes, "Run, Eggo French Toaster Sticks, Run!!".
"It's only a grease trap it's just like a sink, it's only a grease trap it's just like a sink!!!" Pippin says.
"What the heck?"
"Sorry."
On the bridge, Sam is battling the Balrog.
"You shall not pass!!!!!!!!"
"What?"
"You shall not pass!"
"Who?"
"You!"
"Me?"
"Yes, you!"
"Shall not do what?"
"Pass!"
"Who's passing?"
"Not you!"
"Someone else?"
"Anyone but you!"
"Those little Orcs?"
"No, those can't come either."
"Can you come?"
"Where?"
"A Party!!!"
"I LOVE PARTIES!!!"
"Ok, Wizard, come on!!!" And Sam and the Balrog tumbled down into who knows where and went to party...sure.
"Sam!!!! Er, I mean...GANDALF!!!"
"Come on..." and they all walk out, looking very sad and disappointed that Sam, the Honorable Wizard Hobbit, had died...or just partied.
A/N: Well, that's all then. Soon, the Run to Lorien or whatever. And, also, this isn't like one big parody, it'll be split up. So, whatever. Just look for the next chapter sometime soon. Like, tomorrow or whatever.