1:05 pm
It was bound to happen. I don't know why I thought I was safe. Double Potions. The horror!! You'd think that with a job in the public eye of small, impressionable children Snape would find time in his busy schedule to shower.
What's wrong with the world today? Why, when I was a young whippersnapper, teachers knew their place and would wash their hair.
At least my partner is Alicia. Though she gets rather sick when it comes to mincing the minced kneazles' tail. You know what she said to me when I called her a weenie?
"Honestly Angelina, it's like cutting up Otto! You'd sacrifice your pet to make this Potion?"
I seriously considered the options. Obviously I took too long to answer because she snorted in disgust and turned around in her chair.
"You horrible beast."
Well! It'd mean I could go to sleep without a lion-like tail in my face. And I wouldn't have to take him outside after every class so he could 'do his business.' Not to mention getting homework done without dragging him away from some scarred first year that thought he was a normal kitty. Or that time he ate my bed while I was asleep and I woke up on the floor on a mattress instead of in a four-poster.
Hm… intriguing…
1:21 pm
Things To Do
1) Find a way to turn Otto into a helpful Potion
2) Get Fred Weasley to fall deeply, madly, and hopelessly in love with me
3) Become Quidditch Captain and top in the grade and laugh in Slytherins' faces
4) Buy a new lighter so I can nurse my pyromania
5) Get chocolate. Lots and Lots.
6) Pass Potions
3:10 pm
Otto destroyed Murray's teddy bear that she's had since she was six. I think it was time for the little bugger to go. Murray won't be so happy when she skips into our dorm tonight though. Last week he ate her poster of Barry Ryan. Can't say that I missed that one either. Barry constantly waved and looked stupid, which he is quite good at.
However, Murray's shoe did not feel good against my head.
I wonder if I could charm her shoe so that it was softer.
3:37 pm
Tried to charm Murray's shoes and turned them bright orange. Hid the evidence in Alicia's trunk. No one will be the wiser.
3:50 pm
Charmed everything so that when it hits me it turns into a pillow-like softness. Just for my own personal safety.
4:09 pm
Uh oh… here comes Murray. I better hide under my bed for good measure.
There's no room down here.
Wait…
What's that on my leg … EEEEEEEEEE!!!
4:15 pm
Must… not… kill… Weasleys… Jordan…
Bloody hell, they're all going to die!
5:00 pm
Looking up ways of revenge with Murray. Convinced Murray that they destroyed her shoes and bear. They are going to die.
Unfortunately, Murray found me under my bed after I screamed to wake the dead. There was Beringo sludge under my bed. Normally, I do not make a habit out of keeping a large, purple, slug-like thing in my room. When their slime touches skin, it turns it a bright purple color.
Much like both of my legs. I snatched some of Lee's pants so I wouldn't have to parade around showing off their purpleness.
Oh. They will pay. Damn Gryffindors.
5:40 pm
Murray found the perfect way of revenge. Plan goes in action three days before my birthday. Just to give them time to think they are safe.
Safe? Hahahahahaha. I laugh at the idea.
Now I'm off to the Infirmary where I will spend the next two days reading Muggle magazines while Pomfrey attempts to turn my legs to their normal selves.
Friday, September 15
Infirmary
12:31 pm
Oliver just popped in during his lunch break to tell me I had to go to practice, purple legs or not. And then he left Otto because obviously the poor dear ate his Quidditch plays. Pity.
I knew I kept the beast around for something. Who knew he'd come in handy so fast?
And I'm not going to Quidditch practice.
1:25 pm
Oh no Otto… leave that alone… Don't--!
Never mind. Not only are my legs purple, but now I also own a kneazle that turns green every time he sneezes.
The whole world is against me isn't it?
Closing: Normally I'd thank those who reviewed, but I have to go out for a bit of summer shopping (hooray!). I'm still thanking those who took the time to review, just not having a chat with them. I still love y'all though!
Kisses!
SG