A/N: Ok, here's the next chapter of...(Checks script) The Great Role Reversal. I'm going to take a break and let my slave...I mean, my co- worker...do the honors of introducing the reviewer compliments.
PopcornLeader: As you see, I'm in a hurried frenzy to write this because of our threat. The last one. Beat me with a severed arm and/or leg, but I care not because my love for him (three guesses who, folks) is undying!!!
And on with the story.
Chapter Fourteen: Farewell to Lorien (see? Right from the books!)
"Can we leave? That lady creeps me out." Frodo says.
"SSSSHHHH!! Don't let her hear you!"
"Ok, everyone, it's high time you left. So, I'm giving you parting gifts!" Galadriel says.
"Ok, Merry and Pippin, come hither!" Galadriel says, as Gandalf and Merry go forward.
"These are the daggers of the Noldorin. And you'll get courage, one of you." Galadriel says.
"Legolas, step forward!" Galadriel says, as Pippin goes forward.
"This is the bow of the Galadhrim." Galadriel says.
"Ok, next we have...Sam! Where's Sam?" Galadriel asks, as Gimli goes forward.
"Ok, have your pick: Elvish rope of some magic dirt." Galadriel says.
"I'll take the rope..."
"Ok. Now...Gimli? Where's Gimli?"
Frodo goes forward.
"What you want?"
"Er, can I tell you privately? It's a secret..."
"Go ahead." Frodo whispers what he wants to Galadriel.
"THAT'S AN OUTRAGE!!! But fine, here..." And she hands Frodo three hairs.
"Cool! Can't wait to pawn them off for millions..."
"GRRRR!!"
"EEP! I WON'T DO THAT!!!"
"Next we have...Aragorn? Is Aragorn here?" and Boromir steps forward.
"Ok, you're Aragorn, correct? Ok, I have no greater gift to give you than my granddaughter's love...supposing you're Aragorn, which you aren't...but you are...ARGH!! THAT'S IT! EVERYONE, OUT!!!!" Galadriel screams.
The Fellowship runs to their boats, stocked with lembas, supplies and other things, and paddles out towards the Anduin.
"Boy, am I glad to be away from there!" Gandalf moans.
"Oh, shut up!" Boromir says.
"You're mean, man!"
"Ha! I care not!"
"So, what about that stalker?"
"EEP! Speak not her name!"
"You found it out, Boromir Aragorn?"
"Perhaps."
"Well, spit it out, man!" Everyone in the three boats yell. Though how they could hear is a mystery.
"All right! Actually, in my sleep, another plaguing dream visited me. Firstly, I found out that the one stalking my brother is a woman from Gondor ("Duh!" said Aragorn) and her name is A Darker Side of Light. ("Long Name." Muttered Legolas). Then, I had a horrid dream in which someone named Breck was stalking me. And lastly, that someone named PopcornLeader was stalking Pippin. Not Gandalf, but the real Pippin." Boromir said.
"Is the whole fellowship being stalked?" Legolas asked.
"This is scary! We should set up camp here to avoid them." Aragorn says. And then they pull up by the falls of Rauros, where they make camp. Wow, time flies when talking about stalkers!
A/N: Ok, next chapter is the last one in the Fellowship Reversal. Look for the sequel; The Two Towers Revers'd (Liked Punk'd!) soon! Ok, next chapter coming, and then the sequel! Review, mellon nins (or whatever it is in Elvish.)
PopcornLeader: As you see, I'm in a hurried frenzy to write this because of our threat. The last one. Beat me with a severed arm and/or leg, but I care not because my love for him (three guesses who, folks) is undying!!!
And on with the story.
Chapter Fourteen: Farewell to Lorien (see? Right from the books!)
"Can we leave? That lady creeps me out." Frodo says.
"SSSSHHHH!! Don't let her hear you!"
"Ok, everyone, it's high time you left. So, I'm giving you parting gifts!" Galadriel says.
"Ok, Merry and Pippin, come hither!" Galadriel says, as Gandalf and Merry go forward.
"These are the daggers of the Noldorin. And you'll get courage, one of you." Galadriel says.
"Legolas, step forward!" Galadriel says, as Pippin goes forward.
"This is the bow of the Galadhrim." Galadriel says.
"Ok, next we have...Sam! Where's Sam?" Galadriel asks, as Gimli goes forward.
"Ok, have your pick: Elvish rope of some magic dirt." Galadriel says.
"I'll take the rope..."
"Ok. Now...Gimli? Where's Gimli?"
Frodo goes forward.
"What you want?"
"Er, can I tell you privately? It's a secret..."
"Go ahead." Frodo whispers what he wants to Galadriel.
"THAT'S AN OUTRAGE!!! But fine, here..." And she hands Frodo three hairs.
"Cool! Can't wait to pawn them off for millions..."
"GRRRR!!"
"EEP! I WON'T DO THAT!!!"
"Next we have...Aragorn? Is Aragorn here?" and Boromir steps forward.
"Ok, you're Aragorn, correct? Ok, I have no greater gift to give you than my granddaughter's love...supposing you're Aragorn, which you aren't...but you are...ARGH!! THAT'S IT! EVERYONE, OUT!!!!" Galadriel screams.
The Fellowship runs to their boats, stocked with lembas, supplies and other things, and paddles out towards the Anduin.
"Boy, am I glad to be away from there!" Gandalf moans.
"Oh, shut up!" Boromir says.
"You're mean, man!"
"Ha! I care not!"
"So, what about that stalker?"
"EEP! Speak not her name!"
"You found it out, Boromir Aragorn?"
"Perhaps."
"Well, spit it out, man!" Everyone in the three boats yell. Though how they could hear is a mystery.
"All right! Actually, in my sleep, another plaguing dream visited me. Firstly, I found out that the one stalking my brother is a woman from Gondor ("Duh!" said Aragorn) and her name is A Darker Side of Light. ("Long Name." Muttered Legolas). Then, I had a horrid dream in which someone named Breck was stalking me. And lastly, that someone named PopcornLeader was stalking Pippin. Not Gandalf, but the real Pippin." Boromir said.
"Is the whole fellowship being stalked?" Legolas asked.
"This is scary! We should set up camp here to avoid them." Aragorn says. And then they pull up by the falls of Rauros, where they make camp. Wow, time flies when talking about stalkers!
A/N: Ok, next chapter is the last one in the Fellowship Reversal. Look for the sequel; The Two Towers Revers'd (Liked Punk'd!) soon! Ok, next chapter coming, and then the sequel! Review, mellon nins (or whatever it is in Elvish.)