A/N: I'm back with the final chapter!!! Aren't you all going to cry? Yeah right. So, anyway, I'm letting my co-worker do the honors of reviewer responses. Who is this co-worker? None other than Sam, who is currently living in my kitchen and devouring all my Pringles! What am I to eat???
PopcornLeader: Must you torment me with taking the precious away??? Well, here, it's done, so give him back NOW without damage! Mint in the box! Unscathed. Just gimme.
And now, back to the story.
Chapter Fifteen: The Breaking of the Fellowship, the Departure of Boromir, and the Ring Goes East (Ooh, more book titles! Nearly.)
The Fellowship is busy sitting around a fire. Frodo is sitting by Gandalf, whom he is talking to about anything under the sun.
"We should leave now." Pippin says.
"No, idiot, we can't! The Orcs will find us and then we'll all die!" Boromir protests.
"Sorry." Pippin says.
"When we do leave, we're going to the eastern shore. We wait for darkness." Boromir says.
"Sure! Then we'll just get stuck in Emyn Muil, then go through the marshes??" Frodo asks.
"That's our road."
"Shouldn't you recover your strength?" Boromir asks Frodo pointedly.
"ARGH!!!!" Frodo yells, taking a wild swing at Boromir as Gandalf watches on helplessly.
Just then, Merry walks back with a bundle of firewood.
"Anyone seen Frodo?" He asks.
"I'm right..." Frodo begins, until Boromir who reminds him that he's Gimli whacks him in the stomach. Duh!
"I'll go look for him." Aragorn volunteers.
"Fine. That Elf is probably waltzing through the woods as we speak..."
In the Woods...
"La la LAAAAAAAAAA!!!! I'm so PRETTY and BEAUTIFULLLLL!! All the girls love MEEEEEE and no one ELSEEEEEE!!!!" Legolas sings, waltzing through the woods.
"Honestly, Frodo, your singing could wake the dead!" Aragorn says. Suddenly, the King of the Dead comes out and throws a sock at Legolas for disturbing him. Aragorn and Legolas look confused.
"Ok, anyway...La la LAAAAAAAAA!" Legolas starts to sing.
"Why are you acting like that?"
"Because the Ring makes me!!!" Legolas responds.
"Ooooh! I want to sing like that too! It should have been mine, it could be mine! Give it to me!!" Aragorn screams, reaching for the Ring in hopes of singing.
"Noooo!! Mine! I need to sing!!!!" Legolas screams.
A big fight ensues, resulting with Legolas putting on the Ring and Aragorn looking rather dazed.
In the Twilight Realm (What we see when Frodo puts on the Ring)...
"I see you!!!!!!!" Sauron taunts.
"EEEEEEEEEP!!! I'M SCARED!!!!!! I WANT MY MOMMY!!!" Legolas screams.
"Shut that brat up!! He's giving me a migraine!!" Sauron complains.
Legolas pulls off the Ring. He then is on top of that place, with the winged something or other.
"Frodo!" Boromir says, coming out from behind something. "Where is the Ring?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! STAY AWAY!!!!!" Legolas screams.
"Frodo!" Boromir asks, shocked.
Legolas looks at Boromir.
"I swore I would protect you!"
"Can you protect me from yourself?"
The Ring starts to say Elessar, Elessar, Aragorn, blah blah.
"I would have gone with you to the fires of Mount Doom." Boromir says.
Just then, Sting lights up!
"Run, Frodo!" Boromir says. "GO! Run!"
And as Legolas runs away, a massive army of Uruk-hais comes into the clearing.
Meanwhile, in the Woods...
Legolas is terrified and runs behind a tree as he sees the Uruk-hais, one of which is saying, "Find the Blondie!"
"Frodo!"
Legolas looks behind him and sees Merry and Gandalf hiding behind a tree root or stump or something.
"Come on you dumb, blonde Elf, hide here, and do it quick!" Gandalf says.
Legolas shakes his head.
"Why not, you creep?"
Legolas just shakes his head.
"NO!" Gandalf says, jumping out in an attempt to kill Legolas.
"Pippin!!!" Merry says, jumping out after him. The Uruk-hais turn towards Merry and Gandalf, as the two run, screaming and unwillingly creating a diversion.
Legolas sighs in relief and continues on towards the river.
Meanwhile, by that Weird Winged Statue Thing...
Pippin and Frodo have stumbled on the scene, and Pippin is killing some Uruk-hais as is Frodo.
"That's twelve already, dwarf!" Pippin says.
"We're not counting!" Frodo says, who only has one.
Meanwhile, by Merry and Pippin...
"It's working!" Gandalf says.
"I know, you idiot! Just run!" Merry says, as they are suddenly surrounded by Uruk-hais.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" they scream together.
"FOR GONDOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Aragorn yells, running onto the scene very heroically. Then, he blows the Horn of Gondor!
Meanwhile, by the Winged thing...
"The Horn of Gondor!" Pippin says, running towards the sound.
Frodo and Boromir follow, looking confused as to how Pippin could hear that.
They fight some other Uruk-hais, which delay them.
Aragorn is fighting the Uruk-hais as Gandalf and Merry are throwing stones at them.
Aragorn blows the Horn of Gondor again, and all the Uruk-hais flinch.
"Shut that thing up!!!" the Leader Uruk-hai says.
Aragorn watches in horror as an Uruk slices the Horn of Gondor.
"NOOOOOOO!!!" He yells, looking very upset.
Just then, an Arrow whizzes by and hits Aragorn, who falls backwards.
"HE'S NOT DEAD!!!!" Gandalf screams.
"AHHHH!" Aragorn yells.
"Someone help him!!!!!"
And by now, Aragorn has passed on...into the Bahamas!!!
"Hey, mon, welcome to Jamaica, mon, check out de bar and de girls, mon!" The tour group guy says.
"Yeah, I'm dead, is that a problem?"
"No, mon, because this is de dead Jamaica! See, everyone dead in de Islands!"
"I could get used to this!" Aragorn sighs, sipping a Martini in one hand and a Margarita in the other.
Meanwhile, in the Real World...
"He's dead? Holy crap, he's dead!!!" Gandalf screams.
"You wanna be dead?" Merry asks.
"Not really!"
"Then RUN!!!" Merry says.
Just then, some Uruks pick them up and run away with them.
Later, Boromir, Pippin, and Frodo happen upon Aragorn's body, which is dressed in Jamaican clothes instead of the normal clothes.
"He's in the Islands. They will look to his coming from the White Tower, but he will not return."
Everyone stares at Boromir, who has a freaked out look on his face.
"That was so weird. I was saying it about my self! That's creepy!!!!"
"Ok, can we just move on? Being here creeps me out..."
Meanwhile, by the River...
"MR. FRODO!!!!!" Gimli yells. "HEY! POINTY EARED ELVISH PRINCELING!!!"
Legolas looks behind him to see Sam.
"Come on, we're leaving, Sam."
"What?"
"We need to go. I have to get to Mordor, and you're coming with me!"
"I am not!"
"YES, or I'll kill you."
"That's harsh!!!" Gimli says, jumping in the boat.
Later...
"Hurry! Frodo and Sam have reached the eastern shore!" Pippin says, straining to push the boat in the water.
"We're not following them. We must not abandon Merry and Pippin, or Gandalf, to torment and death. Leave all that can be spared behind. We travel light. Let's hunt some Orc!" Boromir says, setting off into the woods.
"YES!!!" Pippin and Frodo scream, as they, too, rush off into the woods.
Legolas and Gimli are on top of a mountain.
"Well, that's our road. Let's get going."
"I'm glad you're here with me, Sam." Legolas says.
"NO getting mushy or I'm out."
"Sorry."
And they continue on towards Mordor.
A/N: That's it, folks! Look for the sequel; Revers'd, coming soon! Drop me a long review if you'd like, or just write one word, whatever your style is. See you people on the sequel!
PopcornLeader: Must you torment me with taking the precious away??? Well, here, it's done, so give him back NOW without damage! Mint in the box! Unscathed. Just gimme.
And now, back to the story.
Chapter Fifteen: The Breaking of the Fellowship, the Departure of Boromir, and the Ring Goes East (Ooh, more book titles! Nearly.)
The Fellowship is busy sitting around a fire. Frodo is sitting by Gandalf, whom he is talking to about anything under the sun.
"We should leave now." Pippin says.
"No, idiot, we can't! The Orcs will find us and then we'll all die!" Boromir protests.
"Sorry." Pippin says.
"When we do leave, we're going to the eastern shore. We wait for darkness." Boromir says.
"Sure! Then we'll just get stuck in Emyn Muil, then go through the marshes??" Frodo asks.
"That's our road."
"Shouldn't you recover your strength?" Boromir asks Frodo pointedly.
"ARGH!!!!" Frodo yells, taking a wild swing at Boromir as Gandalf watches on helplessly.
Just then, Merry walks back with a bundle of firewood.
"Anyone seen Frodo?" He asks.
"I'm right..." Frodo begins, until Boromir who reminds him that he's Gimli whacks him in the stomach. Duh!
"I'll go look for him." Aragorn volunteers.
"Fine. That Elf is probably waltzing through the woods as we speak..."
In the Woods...
"La la LAAAAAAAAAA!!!! I'm so PRETTY and BEAUTIFULLLLL!! All the girls love MEEEEEE and no one ELSEEEEEE!!!!" Legolas sings, waltzing through the woods.
"Honestly, Frodo, your singing could wake the dead!" Aragorn says. Suddenly, the King of the Dead comes out and throws a sock at Legolas for disturbing him. Aragorn and Legolas look confused.
"Ok, anyway...La la LAAAAAAAAA!" Legolas starts to sing.
"Why are you acting like that?"
"Because the Ring makes me!!!" Legolas responds.
"Ooooh! I want to sing like that too! It should have been mine, it could be mine! Give it to me!!" Aragorn screams, reaching for the Ring in hopes of singing.
"Noooo!! Mine! I need to sing!!!!" Legolas screams.
A big fight ensues, resulting with Legolas putting on the Ring and Aragorn looking rather dazed.
In the Twilight Realm (What we see when Frodo puts on the Ring)...
"I see you!!!!!!!" Sauron taunts.
"EEEEEEEEEP!!! I'M SCARED!!!!!! I WANT MY MOMMY!!!" Legolas screams.
"Shut that brat up!! He's giving me a migraine!!" Sauron complains.
Legolas pulls off the Ring. He then is on top of that place, with the winged something or other.
"Frodo!" Boromir says, coming out from behind something. "Where is the Ring?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! STAY AWAY!!!!!" Legolas screams.
"Frodo!" Boromir asks, shocked.
Legolas looks at Boromir.
"I swore I would protect you!"
"Can you protect me from yourself?"
The Ring starts to say Elessar, Elessar, Aragorn, blah blah.
"I would have gone with you to the fires of Mount Doom." Boromir says.
Just then, Sting lights up!
"Run, Frodo!" Boromir says. "GO! Run!"
And as Legolas runs away, a massive army of Uruk-hais comes into the clearing.
Meanwhile, in the Woods...
Legolas is terrified and runs behind a tree as he sees the Uruk-hais, one of which is saying, "Find the Blondie!"
"Frodo!"
Legolas looks behind him and sees Merry and Gandalf hiding behind a tree root or stump or something.
"Come on you dumb, blonde Elf, hide here, and do it quick!" Gandalf says.
Legolas shakes his head.
"Why not, you creep?"
Legolas just shakes his head.
"NO!" Gandalf says, jumping out in an attempt to kill Legolas.
"Pippin!!!" Merry says, jumping out after him. The Uruk-hais turn towards Merry and Gandalf, as the two run, screaming and unwillingly creating a diversion.
Legolas sighs in relief and continues on towards the river.
Meanwhile, by that Weird Winged Statue Thing...
Pippin and Frodo have stumbled on the scene, and Pippin is killing some Uruk-hais as is Frodo.
"That's twelve already, dwarf!" Pippin says.
"We're not counting!" Frodo says, who only has one.
Meanwhile, by Merry and Pippin...
"It's working!" Gandalf says.
"I know, you idiot! Just run!" Merry says, as they are suddenly surrounded by Uruk-hais.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" they scream together.
"FOR GONDOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Aragorn yells, running onto the scene very heroically. Then, he blows the Horn of Gondor!
Meanwhile, by the Winged thing...
"The Horn of Gondor!" Pippin says, running towards the sound.
Frodo and Boromir follow, looking confused as to how Pippin could hear that.
They fight some other Uruk-hais, which delay them.
Aragorn is fighting the Uruk-hais as Gandalf and Merry are throwing stones at them.
Aragorn blows the Horn of Gondor again, and all the Uruk-hais flinch.
"Shut that thing up!!!" the Leader Uruk-hai says.
Aragorn watches in horror as an Uruk slices the Horn of Gondor.
"NOOOOOOO!!!" He yells, looking very upset.
Just then, an Arrow whizzes by and hits Aragorn, who falls backwards.
"HE'S NOT DEAD!!!!" Gandalf screams.
"AHHHH!" Aragorn yells.
"Someone help him!!!!!"
And by now, Aragorn has passed on...into the Bahamas!!!
"Hey, mon, welcome to Jamaica, mon, check out de bar and de girls, mon!" The tour group guy says.
"Yeah, I'm dead, is that a problem?"
"No, mon, because this is de dead Jamaica! See, everyone dead in de Islands!"
"I could get used to this!" Aragorn sighs, sipping a Martini in one hand and a Margarita in the other.
Meanwhile, in the Real World...
"He's dead? Holy crap, he's dead!!!" Gandalf screams.
"You wanna be dead?" Merry asks.
"Not really!"
"Then RUN!!!" Merry says.
Just then, some Uruks pick them up and run away with them.
Later, Boromir, Pippin, and Frodo happen upon Aragorn's body, which is dressed in Jamaican clothes instead of the normal clothes.
"He's in the Islands. They will look to his coming from the White Tower, but he will not return."
Everyone stares at Boromir, who has a freaked out look on his face.
"That was so weird. I was saying it about my self! That's creepy!!!!"
"Ok, can we just move on? Being here creeps me out..."
Meanwhile, by the River...
"MR. FRODO!!!!!" Gimli yells. "HEY! POINTY EARED ELVISH PRINCELING!!!"
Legolas looks behind him to see Sam.
"Come on, we're leaving, Sam."
"What?"
"We need to go. I have to get to Mordor, and you're coming with me!"
"I am not!"
"YES, or I'll kill you."
"That's harsh!!!" Gimli says, jumping in the boat.
Later...
"Hurry! Frodo and Sam have reached the eastern shore!" Pippin says, straining to push the boat in the water.
"We're not following them. We must not abandon Merry and Pippin, or Gandalf, to torment and death. Leave all that can be spared behind. We travel light. Let's hunt some Orc!" Boromir says, setting off into the woods.
"YES!!!" Pippin and Frodo scream, as they, too, rush off into the woods.
Legolas and Gimli are on top of a mountain.
"Well, that's our road. Let's get going."
"I'm glad you're here with me, Sam." Legolas says.
"NO getting mushy or I'm out."
"Sorry."
And they continue on towards Mordor.
A/N: That's it, folks! Look for the sequel; Revers'd, coming soon! Drop me a long review if you'd like, or just write one word, whatever your style is. See you people on the sequel!