Chapter 2 folks, enjoy.
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Chapter 2-Who Stole My Knickers?

"Darlingest Tiger" My Mum sang up the stairs. "You aunt and uncle and cousins are here. Along with Nikii and Dominique."
I despise it when she uses that ridiculous sing song voice. And even worse around my friends. I don't think they realize what a egotistical self admiring attention grubber she really is. And as much as I love my mother, I can't wait to go back to school each year.
When she called my I ran down a set of stains and a spiral staircase to the living room. The place is HUGE! The room is blue. Light blue walls, dark blue carpet, and medium colored furniture. It even has a blue fireplace. That is precisely why I isolate myself to my room. I couldn't even say hello to my friends before I noticed Mum's hideous outfit. Tight Hot Pink Robes, cut above her knee, and a big fluffy black boa around her shoulders. I noticed that currently she was standing in her, "look at me, bask in my glorious light." stance, and I rolled my eyes noticeably, before going over to greet my friends.
Dom embraced me in a warm hug, I buried my head in his shoulder, realizing he had grown about 4 inches and must be about 6 foot tall and covered in muscles, and when he pulled away I almost missed the warmth of his body. Then I hugged Nikii, and admired the way she looked. "Bloody Hell Nikii, you look......hot!" I said. And I am sure I was gaping like a large mouthed bass. But you would have too. Last year Nikii's hair had been a curly, knotted, mess or brown hair, but this year, it was cut stylishly above her shoulders, straight, and a gorgeous auburn. She has been flat as a board, and now she was elegantly curvy. Her style sense had been Nill, but now she had on cute cargoes, and a good looking tee-shirt under her robes.
"Thanks for that wonderful assessment Tiger." She remarked sarcastically, and I laughed. She in turn looked me over, and said, "You're not looking' so bad yourself."
Dom immediately corrected her. "Not so bad? She looks GREAT!" I blushed, and looked in the hall mirror. My hair was cut just above my ears and flipped out to the sides. It was dark brown with naturally Orange stripes.(some from each parent) Emerald Green eyes just like my Da,(I of course had makeup on and it was just smoky black eyes today) and fair skin like my Mum. My body was quite curvy. I actually looked pretty good in my Torn skating/broom boarding jeans, and my green Flogging Molly Tee-shirt. I put my hands on my hips, and saw my black painted nails. I smiled naturally, and my dark lips parted over white teeth.
"But Dom," I replied. "I have to ask myself one question. What is going to happen to my face when the Baboon wanted his fat Arse back?" And the three of us broke out into fits of Loon Pill laughter.
Later that night after I had greeted all of my Marvvy relatives and we sat down to a Fabola dinner. Nik and I went upstairs to my room so I could get packing. And Nikii started digging through her trunk. After a few minutes she started to get frantic, throw stuff around my room, and suddenly screamed "WHO STOLE MY KNICKERS?!?!?"
I started into a fit of hysteria as she explained to me that she had brought a pair of incredibly tiny knickers that she bought in the States to impress her boyfriend (Darrek Johanson) to show me. She then went into a tune called, "who stole my knickers"(Which she explained to me is a parody of a song called 'where is my hairbrush' sang by a cucumber on a American show about talking vegetables. And I kindly explained to her that anyone who would watch a show about talking vegetables is a complete Goosegog, and she had to agree.) My stomach hurt, and I had the hiccups from laughing so much, that when I went to bed, my adrenaline still going, and I didn't sleep much all night.
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