Please, people, I'm done putting it up. You know I don't own anything in this story.
NOTE: I'm using script format in one part of this chapter because you will know when you read it.
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Samus was sleeping like a baby that night, but doing that night she had a dream that was totally out of it.
It was Christmas time on Zebes; Samus decided that she could make 15 people sing the 12 days of Christmas. She found volunteers so she went on stage and they all began to sing.
"All right guys, here we go," Said Samus. "A-one, a-two, a-one two five seven!"
The intro began to play.
All: On the first day of Christmas, this is what I did, we all killed the Space Pirates... On the second day of Christmas, this is what I did...
A man: (Out of singing tune) I hung up the lights!
All: and we all killed the Space Pirates... On the third day of Christmas, this is what I did...
A boy: I send Christmas cards...
A man: (Out of singing tune) I hung up the lights!
All: and we all killed the Space Pirates... On the fourth day of Christmas, this is what I did.
A girl: I baked cookies
A boy: I send Christmas cards...
A man: (Out of singing tune) I hung up the fricken lights!
All: and we all killed the space pirates... On the fifth day of Christmas, this is what I did...
All girls: we made FIVE GOLDEN PANS!!!
A girl: I baked cookies...
A boy: I send Christmas cards
A man: (Out of singing tune) I hung up the lights all ready!
All: and we all killed the Space pirates... On the sixth day of Christmas, this is what I did...
A woman: I picked lots of cherries...
All girls: We made FIVE GOLDEN PANS!!!
A girl: I baked cookies...
A boy: I send Christmas cards...
A man: (Out of singing tune) YES! I got them on now!
All: and we all killed the Space Pirates... On the seventh day of Christmas, this is what I did...
Mother Brain: makes weird noise
A woman: I picked lots of cherries...
All girls: We made FIVE GOLDEN PANS!!!
A girl: I baked cookies...
A boy: I send Christmas cards...
A man: (Out of singing tune) AW CRAP!!! THEY ALL WENT OFF!!!
All: and we all killed the Space Pirates... On the eighth day of Christmas, this is what I did...
Phantoon: I killed people...
Mother Brain: makes weird noises
A woman: I picked lots of cherries
All girls: We made FIVE GOLDEN PANS!!!
A girl: I baked cookies...
A boy: I send Christmas cards...
A man: (Out of singing tune) NOW WHY THE HELL ARE THEY FLICKERING!?!?!
All: and we all killed the Space Pirates... On the ninth day of Christmas, this is what I did...
Draygon: I laid eggs...
Phantoon: I killed people...
Mother Brain: makes weird noises
A woman: I picked lots of cherries...
All girls: We made FIVE GOLDEN PANS!!!
A girl: I baked cookies...
A boy: I send Christmas cards...
A man: (Out of singing tune) NOW MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!!
All: and we all killed the space pirates... On the tenth day of Christmas, this is what I did...
Kraid: I got killed...
Draygon: I laid eggs...
Phantoon: I killed people...
A woman: I picked lots of cherries...
All girls: We made FIVE GOLDEN PANS!!!
A girl: I baked cookies...
A boy: I send Christmas cards...
A man: (Out of singing tune) I'M GOING TO SUE THOSE PEOPLE THAT I BROUGHT THIS THING ON!!!
All: and we all killed the space pirates... On the eleventh day of Christmas, this is what I did...
Ridley: I burned a woman...
Kraid: I got killed...
Draygon: I laid eggs...
Phantoon: I killed people...
A woman: I picked cherries...
All girls: We made FIVE GOLDEN PANS!!!
A girl: I baked cookies...
A boy: I send Christmas cards...
A man: (Out of singing tune) OH CRAP I JUST WET MYSELF!!!
All: and we all killed the space pirates... On the last day of Christmas, this is what I did...
Samus: I saved the fricken day...
Ridley: I burned a woman...
Kraid: I got killed...
Draygon: I laid eggs...
Phantoon: I killed people...
A woman: I picked lots of cherries...
All girls: We made FIVE GOLDEN PANS!!!
A girl: I baked cookies...
A boy: I send Christmas cards...
A man: (Out of singing tune WAY MUCH) I HAVE NO WIFE AND I LIKE PORNO MAGAZINES!!!
All: and we all killed the Spaaaaaaaace Piraaaaaaatessssss!
Samus woke up in the morning in shock on what she had just dreamt.
"What the heck was that?" Asked Samus.
It was still night so she just went back to sleep.
Yeah, I know. This was a completly random chapter, but it still interesting right?