The Musical That Rocked Hogwarts: Featuring Draco And Hermione MAJORLY! disclaimer: dont own it, except the plot and my characters.
Chapter 1 Dancing Barbie's
JOHN (well Ron now) I'M ONLY DANCING SHE TURNS ME ON
BUT I'M ONLY DANCING SHE TURNS ME ON
DON'T GET ME WRONG I'M ONLY DANCING
I´m a barbie girl, in a barbie world Life in plastic, it´s fantastic. you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere. Imagination, that is your creation. Come on Barbie, let´s go party!
Hermione stepped onto the platform 9 3/4 decked out in her coolest dreads. A black vinyl mini skirt with hot pink fish nets and knee-high platform combat boots with shiny silver buckles. She was wearing a hot pink tank top that said What Do You Take Me For? Some Kind Of Easy? (A/N: thanks Dashboard Confessional's song "As Lovers Go" . I used some lyrics for the shirt, but on with the story) that showed her body that had finally filled out (after all these years). Her hair was cropped short ( like chin length ,guys) and was black. jet black (AN: like my homie Ian)
BACK AT HOGWARTS
Severus Snape sat at his desk in his dungeon office.
" the students are cheerful anymore and its making me sad" (snape sad? could be heh heh)
" ha here is a wonderful potion that will make them happy!" he quickly brewed and ran down to the kitchens to tell te house elves to put the tonic in there drinks. This was going to be a awesome, and well INTERESTING year. . .
BUT BACK AT THE PLATFORM!
Hermione caught up with Harry and Ron . Harry had coverted to gothicness (it suited him very well. 2 of the trio are punk and goth. (HOW CLICHE! but whatever . . . )
"Hermione! Wow you look . . . well . . . HOT!" Ron exclaimed when he pulled back from a tight embrace he had Hermione in.
" uh ok Ron could you please uh let go im really crushed beneath you and I cant really breathe" she said out of breath. Of course you would be crushed beneath Ron he got so damn tall over the summer and really filled out. As it seemed to be coming out of the blue (literally, there was blue smoke ,guys) stepped Draco Malfoy one hot looking bleach blondie with the most piercing blue and gray eyes. Wow he was hot . Even Hermione had something to say about it.
" Oh for gods sake stop goggling over Malfoy Hermione! What has gotten into you?" Harry said.
He too was goggling Draco. That confused him (and us) ( he was Eminem hot. wow that is hot)
" Ahh Granger, how nice to see you given up on the bookworm look. I think this suits you better" he said with a oh so famous (and INCREDIBLY hot) Smirk. But you couldnt see the pinch on the ass that Draco gave Hermione. WHOA! Slow down pony
Didnt that give ya chills?
it did to me! heh heh
GET ON WITH IT! (thanks Holy Grail extras)
But anyways with that said from Draco, an really nerdy group of guys came walking up ( or really shuffling. well they ARE nerds. Nerds shuffle and snort and move their glasses alot.)
" hi snortHermione" the nerdyest one, who obviously was the "leader". His name happened to be Walter.
" Uh hi Walter . . . .uh why are you here?" Hermione asked in confusion
" Where did you dorks come from? Why the hell are you here?" Draco said with a sneer. He even looked good with that awful sneer on. (Cant you just see him in a sexy black leather jacket? Like form the 50's. It makes me DROOL! Lol) Well he was wearing a sexy black leather jacket. With his bleach blonde white hair all falling in his eyes.( No more gel people)
" Uh well we snortare Hermione's peers. Well I'm her neighbor and these are some of my friends who also like her. We called your house Hermione and your parents said you were down here. WOW. We just wanted to see you off and until next summer. But Maybe you'll come home for Christmas." one in the back piped up. His named was Robert.
" Oh thats sweet Robert, but I have to go." She said patting Robert's shoulder. You could here the nerdy group muttering and whispering Oh my lord she touched you!and Why couldnt she touch me?
" Oh my God." Draco said. Well after that comment the dorky nerds decided to leave. Thank GOD!!!
" Why did you have to say that Malfoy?" Harry prodded.
" Well Potty, The Nerds were bothering me. Ah the time has come for me to board the Hogwarts Express. See you there Mudblood." he said with ANOTHER famous, sexy, smirk. With that they boarded the Express and forgot about the remark. Well? What did it mean? Hermione just left it there and headed to a open compartment.
" Well guys I have to go to the Head compartment. see you at school! Save me a place at the table!" She said and fled to the Head compartment. She was tried of hearing Harry and Ron talking about Quidditch. Hermione swung open the compartment door and gasped. The Head Boy was (GET THIS!) Draco Malfoy !(cliche but this is fun) Hermione siletnly cursed to herself.
" Why hello Mudblood, I knew you would be Head Girl." Drac said with ANOTHER smirk. (he does that alot eh?)
" Oh shut the fuck up Malfoy" she fired back
" OOOOOOHHH Got some AT-TI-TUDE eh Granger?" he said with yet ANOTHER smirk. ( got to stop putting ANOTHER)
" EXCUSE ME! If I could just talk for a minute . . . " came McGonagall's voice came from the door of the compartment. "
oh sorry Professor" Draco said in a fake sweet voice.
" well im sorry but I can tell that is a fake sweet voice Mr. Malfoy, but on with it. I am here to tell you the password to your dormitory is Unbreakable Vow for now but you may change it if you wish. On with the other passwords. Gryfindor is Brave ,Ravenclaw is Intelligent ,Slytherin is Cunning ,and Hufflepuff is Loyal. You will be sharing a common room and bathroom and have seperate bedchambers. Now i am off to my compartment. See you at the feast" she said and with a swoop of her cloak she was off.
BACK AT SCHOOL
Snape slipped into his seat at the staff table. The students were to be arriving soon. This IS going to be a fun year. I wonder who will be singing first? Potter? That would be a sight. . .
Later On . . .
The school had finished their dinner and most of the students were burping, loudly.
Then Neville piped up
" I feel weird. I have this urge to SING" he said with confusion. As cliche as this is . . . Neville is totally in LOVE with Hermione so you could only guess what came next. Neville jumped up onto the Gryfindor table and his feet squashed into food and kicked plates and bowls off the table .
An gold microphone popped out from nowhere and Neville started singing. Surprisingly . . .he had a good voice
"WELL HERMIONE"S PRETTY NEAT SHE ALWAYS EATS HER MEAT
DRACO IS AWFUL STRONG BET YOUR LIFE HE IS PUTTING US ON
OH LORDY OH LORDY YOU KNOW I NEED SOME LOVING
I'M MOVING TOUCH ME
RON I'M ONLY DANCING SHE TURNS ME ON
BUT I'M ONLY DANCING SHE TURNS ME ON
DON'T GET ME WRONG I'M ONLY DANCING
AH BACK STREET LOVE IS QUICK AND CLEAN
LIFE'S A WELL-THUMBED MACHINE
I SAW YOU WATCHING FROM THE STAIRS
YOU'RE EV'RYONE WHO EVER CARED
OH LORDY OH LORDY YOU KNOW I NEED SOME LOVING
I'M MOVING TOUCH ME
RON I'M ONLY DANCING SHE TURNS ME ON
BUT I'M ONLY DANCING SHE TURNS ME ON
DON'T GET ME WRONG I'M ONLY DANCING"
Tired and out of breath, Neville sat back down. Thats when the cheering started. Snape smiled to himself then had a weird expression on his face
"Oh Lord, what have I done?" he said with his hands in the air and his face tilted upwards. He looked sick, but he does all the time doesnt he? He was pleading for this to be over. But wait . . . it was too much fun. So God denied his plea.
Pansy's room in Slytheirn Tower
"Ok Millicent. I'll tell you my secert that I've been hiding. But you CANNOT tell ANYONE ok?" Pansy said with a anxious look on her face.
Millicent was excited. She was getting some juicy gossip. And from PANSY!
" You did Draco right?" she asked.
" No Mill. That might be true, but my secrets not that . . " Pansy concluded.
" Ok so what is it then?" Millicent prodded.
" OK! stop prodding! OK . . . well I still play with Barbies." She said.
Millicent jumped up.She couldnt believe it.
" OMG!You too? Thats awesome!" She excalimed.
" You still play with them?" Pansy said with excitement.
" DUH! They are too cool! I mean i just got a new pregnant Midge.Because Barbie would NEVER get herself pregnant. She might deliever the wankers , but never HAVE one." she said with expertise.
" Oh Millicent!" Pansy screamed and threw her arms around Millicent.
" Ok. Where do you keep yours?" Millicent said .
" OK mine are hidden in my trunk" Pansy said running over to her trunk
And then they played Barbies. . .
In Draco's Room
"OK Blaise. . . I'm ready to tell you my deepest secret" Draco said with a worried expression on his face.
" Alright I wont tell " he said sitting on his hands because was so excited. Were they going girly? Only for the day though. Really only for the night.
" OK OK! Geez . . .Well I-" Draco started but was interuptd by Blaise.
" You did Pansy right?" Blaise prodded.
"Hell no Blaise what are you ta-oh right I did do her .Damn what was I thinking . . .? But no thats not it." Draco said getting back to the subject.
" Uhhh i dunno .what is it." Blaise said.
" OK you promise not to tell anyone?", Blaise nodded and Draco continued,
" ok this might be weird . . . but I still play with my Ken dolls." Draco said regretting he actually said it.
But to his surpise Blaise jumped up
" OMG! I cant believe it! " he said jumping around
" I know. . . its terrible. I feel so . . . un-manly" Draco said with sorrow. "
No! You dont get it! I still play with mine too!" Blaise excalimed.
"WOW! OMG thats great! We can play them together!" Draco yelled and was jumping around like . . . well . . . a little GIRL.
" Where are yours?" Blaise cried out from all the girly screams. "My trunk!" Draco yelled
" I cannot believe Barbie broke up with Ken!" Blaise said
"I KNOW!!!" Draco
And guess what? They played Ken dolls.Or Barbie . . .whatever.
Later in the common room when the 4 of them were all barbied-out. That sounded weird didnt it?
Suddenly Draco and Pansy felt the urge to sing
OH NO NOT AGAIN!
And it just so happened Snape was there. Well He was the Head Of House
Suddenly Pansy was in a Barbie outfit and Draco in a Ken outfit. They looked down and they were on a study table. The whole house crowded around them. They looked at each other then a sound system started playing and they sang. OH THEY SANG!
And surprisingly they sang GOOD ( Tom Felton actually does sing good ,but thats NOT apart of the story,but then again it does.)well they sang WONDERFUL
But back to them singing . . .
" Draco :Hi Barbie
Pansy:Hi Ken
Draco:Do you wanna go for a ride?
Pansy:Sure Ken
Draco ;Jump In... (Chorus)
Pansy: I´m a barbie girl, in a barbie world Life in plastic, it´s fantastic. you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere. Imagination, that is your creation. Draco:Come on Barbie, let´s go party! (Chorus)
Pansy: I´m a blond bimbo girl, in a fantasy world, Dress me up, make it tight, I´m your darling.
Draco:You are my doll, rock´n´roll, feel the glamouring thing, kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky.
Pansy:You can touch, you can play, if you say "I´m always yours" uu-oohuh.. (Chorus)
Draco:Come on Barbie, let´s go party! (4 times)
Pansy:Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please, I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees.
Draco:Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again, hit the town, fool around, let´s go party
Pansy:You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I´m always yours" You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I´m always yours"
Draco: Come on Barbie, let´s go party! (4 times) (2x Chorus)
Draco:Come on Barbie, let´s go party! (4 times)
Pansy:Oh, I´m having so much fun!
Draco:Well Barbie, we just getting started.
Pansy:Oh, I love you Ken. "
And they ended up in a kiss. But when they realized what they were doing they broke apart and went as far away from each other as possible. Which meant they fell off the table. Which was pretty funny . . .
END OF CHAPPIE 1! Hoped you liked it . . . Review PLEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSEEEEEE!
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