Thing ONe: We have forgotten to write a disclaimer. How horrible are we? Now all the lawyers are going to sue us.
Thing TWo (down on her knees, crying): Please, don't shoot! I have so much to do! I haven't even met Ewan McGregor yet!
Thing ONe: Sweetie, I said Sue not Shoot.
Thing TWo (getting up, looking uncomfortable): Oh, in that case, here's the disclaimer.
Thing ONe: The song "Hang" that Hermione sings in the bathroom is by Matchbox Twenty.
Thing TWO: And sung on the real CD by their amazingly sexy lead guitarist
Thing ONE: And is in no way affiliated with Moulin Rouge!
Thing TWO: Speaking of, all other songs, lines, and characters belong to the wonderful Baz Luhrman, and all the writers of the songs.
Thing ONe: But since there are so many songs.
Thing TWo: And we're too lazy to grab the CD
Thing ONe: We won't mention them. And of course, all the characters belong to
Together: J. K ROWLING!
Thing ONe: The end.
Thing TWo: So long.
Together: AND H/H=THE RIGHT CHOICE!