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Okay. This isn't a chapter of Champion of Ours. But it doesn't mean you can't read it and be nice, either. Lol. Just kidding. This non-chapter is devoted to my favorite thing in the whole world. Conversations between the characters! (Of which I do not own, so stop freaking out, JK.) Here we go.

Ron: That wasn't such a bad chapter after all.

Hermione: That's easy for you to say! I ALMOST DIED!

Ron: Yeah, but you got lunch, anyway.

Hermione: Yeah, that's true. That was an awfully good turkey sandwich, wasn't it?

Ron: I'll say.

Harry: Can we please get back to what we were originally talking about?

Ron: What were we talking about?

Harry: I don't care. You're just making me really hungry.

Ron: Pumpkin Pasties…Chocolate Frogs…Fizzing Whizbees…

Harry: *falls to knees* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Hermione: Would you two cut it out!

Draco: Yeah, Weasley. I don't even think you could afford all that.

Ron and Harry: MALFOY!

Hermione: Draco! What are you doing here?

Draco: Oh nothing. Just walking around the castle and I heard the mention of Fizzing Whizbees.

Harry: BLARG! (Harry's stomach growling) You better shut it! All of you! My stomach's going to eat you all.

Hermione: Harry, is that even possible?

Ron: Well, let's see…

Harry, Hermione, and Draco: Ron, NOOOO!!

Ron: Pumpkin Pasties…

Harry: NOW YOU'VE DONE IT!! *Stomach takes the shape of a mouth with teeth that could eat all three of them. *

Draco, Hermione, and Ron: AARG! *All of them run to the door. Harry stands in the middle of the classroom looking at his stomach horrifically. *

Harry: IT'S SPROUTED LRGS! RUUUUUUUUN!!

Ron: Open the door!

Draco: I can't!

Hermione: Turn the knob!

Draco: It won't!

Ron: Turn it the other way! *Door opens. *

Hermione: *looks back at monster with Harry attached to it's back. Monster starts to run towards them. * RUUUUUUUUUN!!

*All three run down the corridor towards Gryffindor Tower. *

Draco: Am I even allowed in there?!

Ron: ARE YOU MAD? DO YOU WANT TO BE HARRY'S LUNCH OR RISK GETTING CAUGHT IN A TOWER?!

Draco: CAN I USE A LIFELINE? *The three get to the portrait. Ron screams the password and jumps in. Hermione and Draco look back at the hungry monster gaining speed and the screaming Harry on top. *

Hermione: YOU'RE A PREFECT! NOW, GET IN! *Both Hermione and Draco jump in and Hermione shuts the portrait and seals it. *

Ron: Lucky he can't get in here. Is that thing trying to break in? *Pounding could be heard from the other side of the portrait. Then all is silent. *

Draco: Not any more.

Hermione: If it tries to get us again, make a run for the kitchens. Until then, let's all sit down. *Hermione sits with her back to the windows, Draco facing the fire, and Ron facing Hermione.*

Ron: *turning to Draco* So, you called me Ron. Back in the classroom. Does that mean we're not enemies any more?

Draco: I guess. *Turns head towards windows. Looks out, then to Hermione. * Hey, Hermione?

Hermione: Yeah?

Draco: Can owls be big and purple with little stumpy legs?

Hermione: I don't think so. Why?

Draco and Ron: *Mouths hung open* Look out the window.

Hermione: *turns around. Big purple thing is now visible and 10 feet away from the window* OH MY GOSH! IT'S HARRY! RUN!! *All run to portrait. Just as everybody is spilling out into the hallway, the monster and Harry break into the window. *

Draco: To the kitchens!

Ron: I'm starving!

Hermione: (sarcastic tone) Since you started this whole thing with food, Ron, let's just end with it, shall we?

Ron: *dreamy look on face* Do you mean it?

Draco and Hermione: RON!

Ron: What?!

*They reach the kitchens and tickle the pear. The portrait opens just as the monster rounds the corner. They jump into the kitchen, but they leave the portrait open. *

Hermione: Calling all house-elves! Make as much food as you can! QUICKLY! *House-elves bring five platters full of chicken, roast beef, turkey, roast pig, and a huge bar of chocolate. All wait staring at the portrait. *

Ron: Yum…

Hermione: Ron, don't! It's for Harry.

Ron: Well, everything's for Harry isn't it…

Hermione: No it isn't! You know Harry will…*both get into huge fight. They don't notice that the monster flew into the kitchen. *

Draco: *tapping Ron on shoulder* Uh…guys? Helloooooo?

Harry: *Back to normal size and look* Well, hello.

Draco: Don't "Well, hello" me! You almost ate us!

Harry: Yeah, sorry about that.

Draco: Does this happen all the time?

Harry: When I haven't been fed anything for over five hours.

Draco: Really? No, but I meant this. *Points to Hermione and Ron*

Harry: Yeah, but only one thing can stop them.

Draco: What?

Harry: Give me that drumstick. *Draco hands drumstick to Harry.* Thank you. *Harry goes over to Ron and waves it in front of his face. Draco comes up beside him. *

Draco: You will not fight with Hermione anymore…If you do, you will be punished by me eating the drumstick…Will you stop fighting with Hermione?

Ron: Yes…Yes, I will stop fighting with Hermione…

Draco: Then you get to eat the drumstick in 5…4…3…2…1…NOW! *Ron tackles drumstick to the floor and starts ripping it apart. Everyone laughs at the monkey-like Ron. Hermione takes a picture of the oblivious monkey-like Ron and brandishes the camera in front of everyone. *

Hermione: I'll just get Colin to develop this and…Voila! BLACKMAIL! *Everyone laughs. *

Now, wasn't that fun? We should really do this again. Yeah, so…Read & Review!

AN: This has 4,584 letters in it. Wow.