Highschool Life Sucks
Chapter 4: Lunch, Detention, and a shocking surprise!
KAIRI: "Oh man that was the worst dream!" Kairi looked up with drool running the side of her mouth. Her red hair was flopped all over her face. Some of it was even sticking to her mouth because of her drool. She pushed back her hair and looked around at her surroundings, a small white room with bright lights and dorky red furniture. She tried to remember what happened, but only got a headache in the process. She pushed herself up, but unexpectedly stopped. She pushed her arm down. Just as she expected, she had been lying on something rough, but nice. She looked up and saw that she was lying on Sora. KAIRI: " Ahhhhhhhhhhh!" *She screamed and flipped over backwards onto her ass. SORA: * looking alert* " What! What! What's wrong!" KAIRI: " Why was I sleeping on you?"
Sora sighed and then laid back down. SORA: " You were almost raped by Mr. Wakiki. Remember?" KAIRI: " Holy shit! I do remember that. You and Riku saved me!"
Now Kairi is jumping up and down saying " thank you thank you!" over and over. Then she does the unthinkable. Wrapping her arms around Sora (who is now standing up) and hugs him with a great force. Suddenly caught up in the moment she pulls him down towards the sofa and kisses him. Soft at first and then rough. She ran her fingers through his hair. Riku and Selphie who just stared wide-eyed at them suddenly joined them. RIKU: " Go Sora!" SELPHIE: *scoffs at Riku* "Shut up! Kai, uhh do you know what your doing? Uhh Kai, Kai! KAI!" KAIRI: *stops kissing* "Umm.Sorry! I was caught up in the moment! I'm so sorry! Please forgive me!" SORA: *still has a kissing face* "huh? Oh, it's ok! Now that your back to normal lets all go to lunch," * stomach growls * "I'm starving!" RIKU: "Sounds good to me!" SELPHIE: "We'll be there soon, I need to talk to Kairi." RIKU: " Ok. Bye!" SORA: " You totally have a thing for him don't you? Awwww how cute." KAIRI: "Whatever I was." * Before she can finish Selphie Interrupts * SELPHIE: "Caught up in the moment, I've already heard it. Save it gal. Lets go get a Heart attack on a Greasy Bun, aka The Cafeteria Cheeseburger." KAIRI: "Hahahaha Ok. I just LOVE cafeteria food. Its sooooo Greasy." Kairi and Selphie walk out the door and hook a hard right than left than a left again and another right *its hard to get to the Cafeteria * and walk through the swinging double doors. When finally they reach THE CAFETERIA!!! KAIRI: "Hey Melinda * lunch lady * give me. The Kairi Platter." MELINDA: "Oh Si Si el Kairi Platter! Nice choice! And for Selphie.?" SELPHIE: " The Selphie Salad and Cheeseburger. The usual." MELINDA: "Ok coming up! Frank, Frank, FRANK!" A crusty old Mexican man who hasn't bathed in FOREVER wakes up and answers Melinda * I don't have a thing against Mexicans though, because I AM one * FRANK: " What? What?!" MELINDA: "I need two cheeseburgers, one chicken salad, one large order of Fries and Two Large Diet Cokes! FRANK: " Ok coming right up!" Several Minutes later their order arrives and their eyes get Big and Bright MELINDA: " Have a good day ladies!" KAIRI: " Ok Melinda Will do!" They follow the silver tray line thingy and end up at the Cash Register. SELPHIE: "Howdy Bobby." A short teenager with WAY to much acne and boils looks over his thick- rimmed glasses. He was wearing a White shirt with suspenders, a pocket protector and high water Khakis BOBBY: "Hi Selphie. Your lunch total comes to $2.50." * WOW! All that for $2.50?! Man where do they go to school? * SELPHIE: " Cool. Thanks Bobby." They pay their lunch fee and go sit at their regular table. The one with the most gum underneath it, it was said that the gum lived! Kairi and Selphie bit into their lunches and cried KAIRI: " Sweet bliss that is so holy!" SELPHIE: " Yeah I know" They continued to happily eat their lunch and gradually their 30 minutes was up. They gathered up their trash and threw it away. SELPHIE: Well time for our last Three classes of the Day and then.. Don Don Don! Detention! *Thunder crashes * KAIRI: "Did you hear that?" SELPHIE: " Hear what?" KAIRI: " Never mind. Well gotta go! See ya in Don Don Don! Detention *thunder crashes * SELPHIE: Did you hear that?" KAIRI: "Hear what?" SELPHIE: " Well see ya later!" As the girls parted towards their classes the boys followed.
3 Hours Later The girls and the boys slowly fill up the empty classroom for Detention. Nothing much really happens except for.. SORA: " Hey Guys.. I say we have fun tonight." RIKU: " Ok. Like what?" TIDUS: " Yeah like what?"
They all get a devilish grin and laugh TIDUS, RIKU&SORA: "PANTY RAID!" TIDUS: "Perfect. But whose panties shall we raid?" SORA: " how about..."
Once again they get a devilish grin and laugh TIDUS & SORA: " KAIRI!" Along with boys, RIKU: SORA'S MOM!" ALL BOYS: " Wha?" TIDUS &SORA: MY MOM! SORA'S MOM! Along with boys RIKU: " KAIRI!" ALL BOYS: " Wha?!" TIDUS: " Rock Paper Scissors? " SORA & RIKU: "Ok. Sound reasonable." In the end Sora wins SORA: " KAIRI'S PANTIES GET RAIDED TONIGHT!"
ALL BOYS: " YEAH!"
End of Chappie So whatch think pretty good no? hehehe send me reviews and I'll update later! Gotta go to bed its 1:47 pm. * yawn * so tired I could fall asleep on the keyboooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo * snore snore occasional drool *
KAIRI: "Oh man that was the worst dream!" Kairi looked up with drool running the side of her mouth. Her red hair was flopped all over her face. Some of it was even sticking to her mouth because of her drool. She pushed back her hair and looked around at her surroundings, a small white room with bright lights and dorky red furniture. She tried to remember what happened, but only got a headache in the process. She pushed herself up, but unexpectedly stopped. She pushed her arm down. Just as she expected, she had been lying on something rough, but nice. She looked up and saw that she was lying on Sora. KAIRI: " Ahhhhhhhhhhh!" *She screamed and flipped over backwards onto her ass. SORA: * looking alert* " What! What! What's wrong!" KAIRI: " Why was I sleeping on you?"
Sora sighed and then laid back down. SORA: " You were almost raped by Mr. Wakiki. Remember?" KAIRI: " Holy shit! I do remember that. You and Riku saved me!"
Now Kairi is jumping up and down saying " thank you thank you!" over and over. Then she does the unthinkable. Wrapping her arms around Sora (who is now standing up) and hugs him with a great force. Suddenly caught up in the moment she pulls him down towards the sofa and kisses him. Soft at first and then rough. She ran her fingers through his hair. Riku and Selphie who just stared wide-eyed at them suddenly joined them. RIKU: " Go Sora!" SELPHIE: *scoffs at Riku* "Shut up! Kai, uhh do you know what your doing? Uhh Kai, Kai! KAI!" KAIRI: *stops kissing* "Umm.Sorry! I was caught up in the moment! I'm so sorry! Please forgive me!" SORA: *still has a kissing face* "huh? Oh, it's ok! Now that your back to normal lets all go to lunch," * stomach growls * "I'm starving!" RIKU: "Sounds good to me!" SELPHIE: "We'll be there soon, I need to talk to Kairi." RIKU: " Ok. Bye!" SORA: " You totally have a thing for him don't you? Awwww how cute." KAIRI: "Whatever I was." * Before she can finish Selphie Interrupts * SELPHIE: "Caught up in the moment, I've already heard it. Save it gal. Lets go get a Heart attack on a Greasy Bun, aka The Cafeteria Cheeseburger." KAIRI: "Hahahaha Ok. I just LOVE cafeteria food. Its sooooo Greasy." Kairi and Selphie walk out the door and hook a hard right than left than a left again and another right *its hard to get to the Cafeteria * and walk through the swinging double doors. When finally they reach THE CAFETERIA!!! KAIRI: "Hey Melinda * lunch lady * give me. The Kairi Platter." MELINDA: "Oh Si Si el Kairi Platter! Nice choice! And for Selphie.?" SELPHIE: " The Selphie Salad and Cheeseburger. The usual." MELINDA: "Ok coming up! Frank, Frank, FRANK!" A crusty old Mexican man who hasn't bathed in FOREVER wakes up and answers Melinda * I don't have a thing against Mexicans though, because I AM one * FRANK: " What? What?!" MELINDA: "I need two cheeseburgers, one chicken salad, one large order of Fries and Two Large Diet Cokes! FRANK: " Ok coming right up!" Several Minutes later their order arrives and their eyes get Big and Bright MELINDA: " Have a good day ladies!" KAIRI: " Ok Melinda Will do!" They follow the silver tray line thingy and end up at the Cash Register. SELPHIE: "Howdy Bobby." A short teenager with WAY to much acne and boils looks over his thick- rimmed glasses. He was wearing a White shirt with suspenders, a pocket protector and high water Khakis BOBBY: "Hi Selphie. Your lunch total comes to $2.50." * WOW! All that for $2.50?! Man where do they go to school? * SELPHIE: " Cool. Thanks Bobby." They pay their lunch fee and go sit at their regular table. The one with the most gum underneath it, it was said that the gum lived! Kairi and Selphie bit into their lunches and cried KAIRI: " Sweet bliss that is so holy!" SELPHIE: " Yeah I know" They continued to happily eat their lunch and gradually their 30 minutes was up. They gathered up their trash and threw it away. SELPHIE: Well time for our last Three classes of the Day and then.. Don Don Don! Detention! *Thunder crashes * KAIRI: "Did you hear that?" SELPHIE: " Hear what?" KAIRI: " Never mind. Well gotta go! See ya in Don Don Don! Detention *thunder crashes * SELPHIE: Did you hear that?" KAIRI: "Hear what?" SELPHIE: " Well see ya later!" As the girls parted towards their classes the boys followed.
3 Hours Later The girls and the boys slowly fill up the empty classroom for Detention. Nothing much really happens except for.. SORA: " Hey Guys.. I say we have fun tonight." RIKU: " Ok. Like what?" TIDUS: " Yeah like what?"
They all get a devilish grin and laugh TIDUS, RIKU&SORA: "PANTY RAID!" TIDUS: "Perfect. But whose panties shall we raid?" SORA: " how about..."
Once again they get a devilish grin and laugh TIDUS & SORA: " KAIRI!" Along with boys, RIKU: SORA'S MOM!" ALL BOYS: " Wha?" TIDUS &SORA: MY MOM! SORA'S MOM! Along with boys RIKU: " KAIRI!" ALL BOYS: " Wha?!" TIDUS: " Rock Paper Scissors? " SORA & RIKU: "Ok. Sound reasonable." In the end Sora wins SORA: " KAIRI'S PANTIES GET RAIDED TONIGHT!"
ALL BOYS: " YEAH!"
End of Chappie So whatch think pretty good no? hehehe send me reviews and I'll update later! Gotta go to bed its 1:47 pm. * yawn * so tired I could fall asleep on the keyboooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo * snore snore occasional drool *