Princess Kat: Sorry about the long update. Forgive me?
Disclaimer: Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't own YYH, and neither
do you!
~*~
Kumi (still chibi, of course) was chattering away about nothing. She was
now skipping behind Hiei. "And Shinobu got really upset when the car almost
hit us when we crossed the street. And then he cursed and I told him that
he shouldn't curse and only Daddy can curse, right Daddy? And then he was
grumbling under his breath and I imitated him and then he told me we were
gonna play the quiet game! And then..." And she continued to ramble on, and
on, and on, and on.
"Would you shut up already?" Hiei muttered, half-glaring down at Kumi as
the two stopped walking.
"Hmm..." Kumi murmured thoughtfully before yelling, "Kissy!"
"No."
"Kissy!"
"No."
"Kissy!!!"
"No!"
"KISSY!"
"NO!"
"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!" ;___;
"Err...I hate you." Hiei muttered as he picked Kumi up and kissed her
forehead. He placed her back on the ground, muttering things about evil
children.
Kumi smiled up at him, most traces of her tears gone. "I love you."
"Whatever."
"Ooo! I'll race you back to Koenma-sama's office!" Kumi said suddenly,
hugging him then darting off with not even half the speed she had as a
teenager.
"Why me?" Hiei muttered. He counted to 500 (How long did that take? O.o)
before running after the chibi.
Seconds later, Hiei was leaning against the wall near Koenma's office.
"I felt the wind pass really fast, Daddy, I knew you beat me." Kumi whined
as she ran up to Hiei, glaring at him playfully.
"What are you talking about? I never left this spot."
"Uh-huh!"
"Nope. You're going crazy."
"I am not! You left!"
"Nope."
"Uh-huh!"
"Prove it."
Kumi burst into tears. "DADDY IS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN!!!"
"...Teletubbies." Hiei said, sounding a bit uncertain with the word but
knowing the re-action Kumi would have.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" Kumi screamed, grabbing Hiei's hand.
"WHERE?! KILL THEM, DADDY! ESPECIALLY TINKY WINKY! KILL TINKY WINKY!!!"
"They're gone." Hiei replied quickly before he got a headache.
Kumi squealed with delight. "Daddy scared them away!" She exclaimed,
letting go of his hand and skipping around in circles. Then.she tripped
over a crack, falling and scraping her hands and knees, and cried, not the
fake ones she used to get her way, but real tears. "Daaaaaaddy!" She -had-
just simply scraped her hands and knees, but this was pain to a four-year
old child whom was protected from everything by her tough-guy attitude
Daddy!
Hiei, muttering evil things under his breath as he glanced at the door to
Koenma's office, pushed off the wall and picked up Kumi.
Kumi wrapped her legs around Hiei's waist and threw her arms over his neck.
(My bro, whom is almost four, does this all the time. ^.^ Actually, I got
the idea when he tripped in the kitchen running after the dog and Momma
picked him up. Lol. ::pictures Hiei holding Kumi like that:: KAWAII!)
Well, Fate and Destiny definantly wanted to ruin Hiei's life because just
as Kumi had started bawling on his chest.the whole group (Yusuke, Yamazaki,
Kuwabara, Eikichi, Kurama, Botan, Shinobu, and even Koenma) had walked
through the office door.
"...damn." Hiei muttered under his breath.
Kurama looked at Hiei sympathetically as Shinobu and Botan launched into a
"SOOOOO KAWAII!" phase.
Yusuke and Kuwbara, used to Hiei's tough act routine, fell over laughing at
the scene.
Yamazaki and Eikichi, used to Kumi's tough act routine, did pretty much the
same as their Dads.
Koenma, not seeing the humor in it, just shook his head.
"Shut up, baka ningens!" Hiei sneered in a warning tone.
"Hahahahaha! We didn't know you were soooooo loving, Hiei!" Yusuke teased,
still laughing but being able to get up. Hiei hoped he would choke.
"DAAAAAAAAADDY!" Kumi exclaimed, taking her arms from Hiei's neck and
leaning back a bit to look at him. The tears she had cried left little
streaks on her face. "Kiss my boo-boo." She said, holding up her scraped
hand.
"KAAAAAAWAAAAAAAAII!" Botan squealed.
"SO SWEET!" Shinobu squealed. If he wasn't careful, people might mistake
him as a girl.
"And I thought he was normal." Eikichi muttered, having gotten over his
laughing fit early.
Yamazaki, however, was gagging, coughing, and laughing at the same time.
"Boo-boo! HAHAHA!" XD
"Kiss my boo-boo." Kumi persisted, still holding up her hand.
"Kumi, we talked about doing this in public..." Hiei whispered, hoping no
one else had heard him.
"Kiss my boo-boo and make it all better." Kumi whined. (Can you imagine
what poor Hiei-sama is going through right now? XD ::Hiei appears out of no
where, a murderous look on his face:: Oh shit. ::authoress runs like
Hell::)
Hiei, silently cursing Fate, Destiny, and everyone laughing and commenting
on the kawaiiness of it all, quickly kissed Kumi's hand.
"Yay! All better!" Kumi squealed.
Poor Yusuke, Yamazaki, and Kuwabara had fainted from laughing so hard.
Eikichi was poking Yamazaki with a stick. Botan and Shinobu were still
going through the "SOOO KAWAII!" phase. Kurama was trying to calm the two
down. And Koenma muttered things about nonsense under his breath.
Hiei quickly put Kumi on the ground, resisting the urge to kill the three
biggest baka ningens while they were unconscious.
Kurama was finally to get Botan and Shinobu calm.
"It was kawaii, though, you have to admit." Botan prodded.
"Fine, fine, it was kawaii." Kurama admitted, smiling slightly.
"No one can resist admitting it!" Shinobu exclaimed.
"You are acting girly again..." Kurama reminded.
"Damn it."
"ONLY DADDY CAN CURSE!" Kumi yelled at Shinobu. "I TOLD YOU!"
"Well," Shinobu said, "I can curse, too...little brat."
There was a few seconds of silence before...
"HE CALLED ME A LITTLE BRAT! WAAAAAAAAAAAH!" ;____;
"Shinobu! You made her cry!" Botan scolded.
"Yeah, Shinobu, that was mean. You shouldn't be so cruel to little kids." A
new, young voice said.
An 13-year old girl stepped out of the shadows, smiling slightly. She had
shoulder-length red hair and green eyes. She was wearing a blue T-shirt and
jeans.
"Oh, shut up, Mesou. She's just a crybaby." Shinobu muttered, rolling his
eyes.
"He's normal now." Eikichi sighed. "Why? Huh? Why does everyone have to be
all girly-squealy one minute and normal the next?"
"HE CALLED ME A CRYBABY! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" ;___;
Mesou/the girl sighed. "Would somebody pity the poor kid?"
"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDY! SHINOBU IS MEAN!" Kumi shrieked, bawling her eyes
out.
-_-+ "She'll live." Shinobu hissed. "She's just being a brat."
Mesou blinked and then...she tackled Shinobu. Seconds later the two were
fighting.
"Ooo!" Kumi exclaimed, tears disappearing. "GO, GIRL-PERSON! WOOT!"
"Shinobu! Mesou! Break it up!" Botan yelled.
But the two ignored Botan and had to be pulled apart by Kurama.
-.- "Could you at least ACT like you like each other?" Kurama asked,
remaining calm and patient.
Mesou and Shinobu glared at each other then shouted in unison, "NO!"
"Besides, you can't tell me what to do." Shinobu stated, crossing his arms
over his chest defiantly.
"Oh, but I can." Botan said angrily as she grabbed Shinobu's ear and
dragged him away. "You are in big trouble, young man!"
"Mooooooom!" Shinobu whined but Botan had jumped through a portal back to
Earth, dragging him along, so no one heard the remain of his argument.
"Why can't you tell Shinobu what to do?" Eikichi asked, slightly confused.
"I thought you were his Dad."
"Well, uh, no." Kurama sighed. "He's Botan's first son...with, uh, someone
else. I think he's turning one-hundred fifty next month." -.-
"But I'm Daddy's baby girl!" Mesou exclaimed, hugging Kurama suddenly.
"Riiiight." Eikichi said.
"I'm my Daddy's baby girl, too!" Kumi exclaimed, hugging Hiei but letting
go of him quickly and smiling.
"AHEM!"
Everyone looked at Koenma, having forgotten about him.
"What do you want, li'l baby?" Mesou asked, smiling slightly seeing as she
teasing Koenma.
Kumi scrambled over to Mesou and repeated, "What do you want, li'l baby?"
"If you would kindly wake up the humans, I will explain a few things and
send you on your way." Koenma said in an aggravated tone.
"I can wake Yamazaki up easily." Eikichi bragged. "Watch. HOLY CRAP,
YAMAZAKI! LOOK AT THAT HOT BABE!"
Yamazaki jumped up, a goofy grin on his face, and looked around wildly.
"WHERE?!"
"Ooo! I'm telling! You stare at giiiiirls!" Kumi said, pointing at
Yamazaki.
Hiei thought for several moments about sneaking away but then pictured
himself tiptoeing away from everyone and figured it was a bad idea.
"Oh, shut up." Yamazaki sighed, then sent a glare at Eikichi. "Hot babe my
ass. I doubt there is even one hot babe in the Spirit World."
"...are you trying to say something?" Mesou asked irritably.
"Umm...no?"
"Never provoke the wrath of a woman. How many times, Yamazaki!?" Eikichi
exclaimed.
"She's not a woman, she's a girl." Yamazaki countered.
"EXCUSE ME?!" Mesou shrieked.
"Nothing."
Kumi looked up at Mesou with big shiny eyes. "Will you be my role model?"
Mesou smiled down at Kumi. "Okay!"
"Oh no." Kurama muttered, smacking his forehead.
"No role models!" Hiei exclaimed.
"But Daddy-"
"WILL YOU KINDLY KEEP YOUR MINDS ON TRACK AND WAKE UP THE OTHER TWO?!"
Koenma yelled suddenly, catching everyone off guard.
-.- "Fine, fine." Eikichi sighed. "LOOK, DAD, A KITTEN IN TROUBLE!"
And Kuwabara was up, looking around frantically for the kitten.
"Just kidding. Yamazaki, how do you wake your Dad up?" Eikichi asked.
"Hey, Dad, Mom is talking to the neighbor again." Yamazaki muttered.
Yusuke jumped up. "WHAT?! WHY I OUGHTA--!"
"The neighbor has been hitting on my Mom since the beginning of time."
Yamazaki explained to the rest.
"Oh."
"Now that you are all awake," Koenma said, "I will tell you the remains of
what you need to know. There have been attacks on the Spirit World as of
late. Botan and Shinobu have probably shared this information with you. We
have since learned that the attacks are coming from another world-
dimension. We will send you their to stop the attacks. There are, of
course, monsters. But they have figured out how to make clone-like
creatures, so you may just end up fighting yourself. Make sure your
children are ready, team. Also, they must have a magician. I am sure that
they cast the spell on Kumi. Watch for the magician, you do not all want
that spell cast upon you. Don't get yourselves killed, got that? The portal
that Shinobu and Botan jumped into has been changed to send you to the
other world-dimension. Do not leave until Kumi has turned back into
herself. I sent someone to pack some necessities and inform family that you
will be gone. There are some 'backpacks' already in the other world-
dimension waiting for you. Yes, Mesou, the some necessities include -that-
."
"Don't read my mind, Koenma!" Mesou yelled.
"Mesou..." Kurama said.
"Sorry."
"You have one hour until midnight. You can relax. You can fight. You can do
whatever you want. Just don't go to sleep."
"How long is this mission going to take?" Kuwabara asked.
"Depends how long it takes you to defeat the person behind all of this."
Koenma answered. He then disappeared back into his office, the door
slamming behind him.
"Daddy..." Kumi said.
"Confused?" Hiei guessed, smirking slightly.
"No..." Kumi answered slyly. "KISSY!"
"Damn you." -.-
~*~
Princess Kat: ::out of breath:: Poor, Hiei-sama, eh?
Hiei (voice): YOU BETTER STILL BE RUNNING!
Princess Kat: O___O Oh shit, I thought I lost him! ::runs like Hell::
(voice) REVIEW!
Disclaimer: Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't own YYH, and neither
do you!
~*~
Kumi (still chibi, of course) was chattering away about nothing. She was
now skipping behind Hiei. "And Shinobu got really upset when the car almost
hit us when we crossed the street. And then he cursed and I told him that
he shouldn't curse and only Daddy can curse, right Daddy? And then he was
grumbling under his breath and I imitated him and then he told me we were
gonna play the quiet game! And then..." And she continued to ramble on, and
on, and on, and on.
"Would you shut up already?" Hiei muttered, half-glaring down at Kumi as
the two stopped walking.
"Hmm..." Kumi murmured thoughtfully before yelling, "Kissy!"
"No."
"Kissy!"
"No."
"Kissy!!!"
"No!"
"KISSY!"
"NO!"
"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!" ;___;
"Err...I hate you." Hiei muttered as he picked Kumi up and kissed her
forehead. He placed her back on the ground, muttering things about evil
children.
Kumi smiled up at him, most traces of her tears gone. "I love you."
"Whatever."
"Ooo! I'll race you back to Koenma-sama's office!" Kumi said suddenly,
hugging him then darting off with not even half the speed she had as a
teenager.
"Why me?" Hiei muttered. He counted to 500 (How long did that take? O.o)
before running after the chibi.
Seconds later, Hiei was leaning against the wall near Koenma's office.
"I felt the wind pass really fast, Daddy, I knew you beat me." Kumi whined
as she ran up to Hiei, glaring at him playfully.
"What are you talking about? I never left this spot."
"Uh-huh!"
"Nope. You're going crazy."
"I am not! You left!"
"Nope."
"Uh-huh!"
"Prove it."
Kumi burst into tears. "DADDY IS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN!!!"
"...Teletubbies." Hiei said, sounding a bit uncertain with the word but
knowing the re-action Kumi would have.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" Kumi screamed, grabbing Hiei's hand.
"WHERE?! KILL THEM, DADDY! ESPECIALLY TINKY WINKY! KILL TINKY WINKY!!!"
"They're gone." Hiei replied quickly before he got a headache.
Kumi squealed with delight. "Daddy scared them away!" She exclaimed,
letting go of his hand and skipping around in circles. Then.she tripped
over a crack, falling and scraping her hands and knees, and cried, not the
fake ones she used to get her way, but real tears. "Daaaaaaddy!" She -had-
just simply scraped her hands and knees, but this was pain to a four-year
old child whom was protected from everything by her tough-guy attitude
Daddy!
Hiei, muttering evil things under his breath as he glanced at the door to
Koenma's office, pushed off the wall and picked up Kumi.
Kumi wrapped her legs around Hiei's waist and threw her arms over his neck.
(My bro, whom is almost four, does this all the time. ^.^ Actually, I got
the idea when he tripped in the kitchen running after the dog and Momma
picked him up. Lol. ::pictures Hiei holding Kumi like that:: KAWAII!)
Well, Fate and Destiny definantly wanted to ruin Hiei's life because just
as Kumi had started bawling on his chest.the whole group (Yusuke, Yamazaki,
Kuwabara, Eikichi, Kurama, Botan, Shinobu, and even Koenma) had walked
through the office door.
"...damn." Hiei muttered under his breath.
Kurama looked at Hiei sympathetically as Shinobu and Botan launched into a
"SOOOOO KAWAII!" phase.
Yusuke and Kuwbara, used to Hiei's tough act routine, fell over laughing at
the scene.
Yamazaki and Eikichi, used to Kumi's tough act routine, did pretty much the
same as their Dads.
Koenma, not seeing the humor in it, just shook his head.
"Shut up, baka ningens!" Hiei sneered in a warning tone.
"Hahahahaha! We didn't know you were soooooo loving, Hiei!" Yusuke teased,
still laughing but being able to get up. Hiei hoped he would choke.
"DAAAAAAAAADDY!" Kumi exclaimed, taking her arms from Hiei's neck and
leaning back a bit to look at him. The tears she had cried left little
streaks on her face. "Kiss my boo-boo." She said, holding up her scraped
hand.
"KAAAAAAWAAAAAAAAII!" Botan squealed.
"SO SWEET!" Shinobu squealed. If he wasn't careful, people might mistake
him as a girl.
"And I thought he was normal." Eikichi muttered, having gotten over his
laughing fit early.
Yamazaki, however, was gagging, coughing, and laughing at the same time.
"Boo-boo! HAHAHA!" XD
"Kiss my boo-boo." Kumi persisted, still holding up her hand.
"Kumi, we talked about doing this in public..." Hiei whispered, hoping no
one else had heard him.
"Kiss my boo-boo and make it all better." Kumi whined. (Can you imagine
what poor Hiei-sama is going through right now? XD ::Hiei appears out of no
where, a murderous look on his face:: Oh shit. ::authoress runs like
Hell::)
Hiei, silently cursing Fate, Destiny, and everyone laughing and commenting
on the kawaiiness of it all, quickly kissed Kumi's hand.
"Yay! All better!" Kumi squealed.
Poor Yusuke, Yamazaki, and Kuwabara had fainted from laughing so hard.
Eikichi was poking Yamazaki with a stick. Botan and Shinobu were still
going through the "SOOO KAWAII!" phase. Kurama was trying to calm the two
down. And Koenma muttered things about nonsense under his breath.
Hiei quickly put Kumi on the ground, resisting the urge to kill the three
biggest baka ningens while they were unconscious.
Kurama was finally to get Botan and Shinobu calm.
"It was kawaii, though, you have to admit." Botan prodded.
"Fine, fine, it was kawaii." Kurama admitted, smiling slightly.
"No one can resist admitting it!" Shinobu exclaimed.
"You are acting girly again..." Kurama reminded.
"Damn it."
"ONLY DADDY CAN CURSE!" Kumi yelled at Shinobu. "I TOLD YOU!"
"Well," Shinobu said, "I can curse, too...little brat."
There was a few seconds of silence before...
"HE CALLED ME A LITTLE BRAT! WAAAAAAAAAAAH!" ;____;
"Shinobu! You made her cry!" Botan scolded.
"Yeah, Shinobu, that was mean. You shouldn't be so cruel to little kids." A
new, young voice said.
An 13-year old girl stepped out of the shadows, smiling slightly. She had
shoulder-length red hair and green eyes. She was wearing a blue T-shirt and
jeans.
"Oh, shut up, Mesou. She's just a crybaby." Shinobu muttered, rolling his
eyes.
"He's normal now." Eikichi sighed. "Why? Huh? Why does everyone have to be
all girly-squealy one minute and normal the next?"
"HE CALLED ME A CRYBABY! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" ;___;
Mesou/the girl sighed. "Would somebody pity the poor kid?"
"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDY! SHINOBU IS MEAN!" Kumi shrieked, bawling her eyes
out.
-_-+ "She'll live." Shinobu hissed. "She's just being a brat."
Mesou blinked and then...she tackled Shinobu. Seconds later the two were
fighting.
"Ooo!" Kumi exclaimed, tears disappearing. "GO, GIRL-PERSON! WOOT!"
"Shinobu! Mesou! Break it up!" Botan yelled.
But the two ignored Botan and had to be pulled apart by Kurama.
-.- "Could you at least ACT like you like each other?" Kurama asked,
remaining calm and patient.
Mesou and Shinobu glared at each other then shouted in unison, "NO!"
"Besides, you can't tell me what to do." Shinobu stated, crossing his arms
over his chest defiantly.
"Oh, but I can." Botan said angrily as she grabbed Shinobu's ear and
dragged him away. "You are in big trouble, young man!"
"Mooooooom!" Shinobu whined but Botan had jumped through a portal back to
Earth, dragging him along, so no one heard the remain of his argument.
"Why can't you tell Shinobu what to do?" Eikichi asked, slightly confused.
"I thought you were his Dad."
"Well, uh, no." Kurama sighed. "He's Botan's first son...with, uh, someone
else. I think he's turning one-hundred fifty next month." -.-
"But I'm Daddy's baby girl!" Mesou exclaimed, hugging Kurama suddenly.
"Riiiight." Eikichi said.
"I'm my Daddy's baby girl, too!" Kumi exclaimed, hugging Hiei but letting
go of him quickly and smiling.
"AHEM!"
Everyone looked at Koenma, having forgotten about him.
"What do you want, li'l baby?" Mesou asked, smiling slightly seeing as she
teasing Koenma.
Kumi scrambled over to Mesou and repeated, "What do you want, li'l baby?"
"If you would kindly wake up the humans, I will explain a few things and
send you on your way." Koenma said in an aggravated tone.
"I can wake Yamazaki up easily." Eikichi bragged. "Watch. HOLY CRAP,
YAMAZAKI! LOOK AT THAT HOT BABE!"
Yamazaki jumped up, a goofy grin on his face, and looked around wildly.
"WHERE?!"
"Ooo! I'm telling! You stare at giiiiirls!" Kumi said, pointing at
Yamazaki.
Hiei thought for several moments about sneaking away but then pictured
himself tiptoeing away from everyone and figured it was a bad idea.
"Oh, shut up." Yamazaki sighed, then sent a glare at Eikichi. "Hot babe my
ass. I doubt there is even one hot babe in the Spirit World."
"...are you trying to say something?" Mesou asked irritably.
"Umm...no?"
"Never provoke the wrath of a woman. How many times, Yamazaki!?" Eikichi
exclaimed.
"She's not a woman, she's a girl." Yamazaki countered.
"EXCUSE ME?!" Mesou shrieked.
"Nothing."
Kumi looked up at Mesou with big shiny eyes. "Will you be my role model?"
Mesou smiled down at Kumi. "Okay!"
"Oh no." Kurama muttered, smacking his forehead.
"No role models!" Hiei exclaimed.
"But Daddy-"
"WILL YOU KINDLY KEEP YOUR MINDS ON TRACK AND WAKE UP THE OTHER TWO?!"
Koenma yelled suddenly, catching everyone off guard.
-.- "Fine, fine." Eikichi sighed. "LOOK, DAD, A KITTEN IN TROUBLE!"
And Kuwabara was up, looking around frantically for the kitten.
"Just kidding. Yamazaki, how do you wake your Dad up?" Eikichi asked.
"Hey, Dad, Mom is talking to the neighbor again." Yamazaki muttered.
Yusuke jumped up. "WHAT?! WHY I OUGHTA--!"
"The neighbor has been hitting on my Mom since the beginning of time."
Yamazaki explained to the rest.
"Oh."
"Now that you are all awake," Koenma said, "I will tell you the remains of
what you need to know. There have been attacks on the Spirit World as of
late. Botan and Shinobu have probably shared this information with you. We
have since learned that the attacks are coming from another world-
dimension. We will send you their to stop the attacks. There are, of
course, monsters. But they have figured out how to make clone-like
creatures, so you may just end up fighting yourself. Make sure your
children are ready, team. Also, they must have a magician. I am sure that
they cast the spell on Kumi. Watch for the magician, you do not all want
that spell cast upon you. Don't get yourselves killed, got that? The portal
that Shinobu and Botan jumped into has been changed to send you to the
other world-dimension. Do not leave until Kumi has turned back into
herself. I sent someone to pack some necessities and inform family that you
will be gone. There are some 'backpacks' already in the other world-
dimension waiting for you. Yes, Mesou, the some necessities include -that-
."
"Don't read my mind, Koenma!" Mesou yelled.
"Mesou..." Kurama said.
"Sorry."
"You have one hour until midnight. You can relax. You can fight. You can do
whatever you want. Just don't go to sleep."
"How long is this mission going to take?" Kuwabara asked.
"Depends how long it takes you to defeat the person behind all of this."
Koenma answered. He then disappeared back into his office, the door
slamming behind him.
"Daddy..." Kumi said.
"Confused?" Hiei guessed, smirking slightly.
"No..." Kumi answered slyly. "KISSY!"
"Damn you." -.-
~*~
Princess Kat: ::out of breath:: Poor, Hiei-sama, eh?
Hiei (voice): YOU BETTER STILL BE RUNNING!
Princess Kat: O___O Oh shit, I thought I lost him! ::runs like Hell::
(voice) REVIEW!