The War of the Sugar Coma
Chapter 5: So close, and Yet So Far.
Authoresses' Notes: Cavca: I'm sorry to say, but this is a very short chapter. The next one is the birthday party and this is the one leading up to that. Lenquo: FYI, this is the last of our finished chapters. We're working on the rest. Sorry. By the way, I don't own Excel Saga or any of it's characters and I'm extremely sorry if I spelled one of the characters names wrong. Cavca: Anyway, our next chapters will take longer to be put up. We'll be working on it frequently, however. Now, here it is.
Cavca's POV..............
The next day, Tersa and I were at BagEnd and looking through some back rooms.
"So, what are you- What's this?" Tersa asked finding a huge backpack.
"I don't know, probably Bilbo's escape bag. It is tonight, after all," I said looking through some old boxes. "Hey! Look what I found!" I held up a chain-mail vest. I also found chain-mail shorts.(AN: Yes, I know there is no such thing as chain-mail shorts, but it fits with what I'm gonna make, so just go with it.) There were miscellaneous pieces in the box as well. "Yay! Now I have something to do for the next 3 weeks."
"What do you plan to do?"
"Chain-mail outfit, of course. I'd wear clothes underneath it for obvious reasons, too."
"Where did Bilbo get chain-mail pants?"
"Well, guys would need it," I said suddenly as my mind sunk into the trench. (AN: I'm sorry. I was having an off day. Perverted moment. I promise my writing isn't usually this perverted.)
"Eww. That's Bilbo. So Wrong!"
"Yeah, I know."
"So, you're gonna meet Frodo tonight. Want me to introduce him to you?"
"Please, do what ever you want. He won't like me anyway." (AN: I have a whole rant about the ownership of the characters. Just know that Frodo, Sam, Pippin, Legolas, and Aragorn are taken either by the book or by my friends. Sam and Pippin have been taken from their 'wives' for various reasons. If you wanna hear my rant, simply email me. Not that any of you would but, just in case. ^__^)
"You're letting me do what I want?"
"Why do I have a bad feeling about this?"
"Oh, no reason."
However, I had a plan that she knew nothing about................
Lenquo's POV...............
I was so bored. Rydki was teaching me to sword fight, but he was getting annoyed that I dodged most of his blows. He said something about having to actually attack. I don't know. I wasn't listening. So now, I'm lying on the floor of my room. Help.
"Hail Lord Ilpalazzo(AN: i kan spel)!"
Help................................
Chapter 5: So close, and Yet So Far.
Authoresses' Notes: Cavca: I'm sorry to say, but this is a very short chapter. The next one is the birthday party and this is the one leading up to that. Lenquo: FYI, this is the last of our finished chapters. We're working on the rest. Sorry. By the way, I don't own Excel Saga or any of it's characters and I'm extremely sorry if I spelled one of the characters names wrong. Cavca: Anyway, our next chapters will take longer to be put up. We'll be working on it frequently, however. Now, here it is.
Cavca's POV..............
The next day, Tersa and I were at BagEnd and looking through some back rooms.
"So, what are you- What's this?" Tersa asked finding a huge backpack.
"I don't know, probably Bilbo's escape bag. It is tonight, after all," I said looking through some old boxes. "Hey! Look what I found!" I held up a chain-mail vest. I also found chain-mail shorts.(AN: Yes, I know there is no such thing as chain-mail shorts, but it fits with what I'm gonna make, so just go with it.) There were miscellaneous pieces in the box as well. "Yay! Now I have something to do for the next 3 weeks."
"What do you plan to do?"
"Chain-mail outfit, of course. I'd wear clothes underneath it for obvious reasons, too."
"Where did Bilbo get chain-mail pants?"
"Well, guys would need it," I said suddenly as my mind sunk into the trench. (AN: I'm sorry. I was having an off day. Perverted moment. I promise my writing isn't usually this perverted.)
"Eww. That's Bilbo. So Wrong!"
"Yeah, I know."
"So, you're gonna meet Frodo tonight. Want me to introduce him to you?"
"Please, do what ever you want. He won't like me anyway." (AN: I have a whole rant about the ownership of the characters. Just know that Frodo, Sam, Pippin, Legolas, and Aragorn are taken either by the book or by my friends. Sam and Pippin have been taken from their 'wives' for various reasons. If you wanna hear my rant, simply email me. Not that any of you would but, just in case. ^__^)
"You're letting me do what I want?"
"Why do I have a bad feeling about this?"
"Oh, no reason."
However, I had a plan that she knew nothing about................
Lenquo's POV...............
I was so bored. Rydki was teaching me to sword fight, but he was getting annoyed that I dodged most of his blows. He said something about having to actually attack. I don't know. I wasn't listening. So now, I'm lying on the floor of my room. Help.
"Hail Lord Ilpalazzo(AN: i kan spel)!"
Help................................