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Chapter 2

'What happened now?' Harry thought as he woke up a second time. After a few seconds, everything came back to him and he closed his eyes. "This can't be happening...this can't be real," he whispered to himself.

"He's awake," he heard someone say. "How are you, pup?"

At the familiar nickname, Harry opened his eyes and sat up quickly. "Sirius?!" he said excitedly.

Sirius just grinned happily at him and said, "Yup."

"Please tell me what Hermione said isn't true," he said desperately.

"I don't know what's so wrong with what she told you, but it is all true," Sirius said.

"Fuck," Harry said quietly as he closed his eyes. "So my parents are alive and teach here, you've never been to Azkaban, I'm in Slytherin, and Snape is my uncle?"

"That's correct, Harry," a new voice said.

Harry once again opened his eyes. "Professor Dumbledore?"

"Correct my dear boy," Dumbledore said, with the twinkle in his eyes that Harry remembered.

"Albus, do you know what is wrong with Harry's memory?" Lily asked, her and James walking up behind Dumbledore.

"I'm not quite sure yet," Dumbledore answered. "I think I know how to figure it out though. If you'll allow me, Harry."

"Of course. I want to know what is going on," Harry sighed.

Dumbledore pulled out his wand and pointed it at Harry. "Tana I indo," he said as he waved the wand around Harry's head. A yellow mist swirled with black floated around Harry's head then disappeared.

"Well that makes sense," Dumbledore said softly.

"What?" Harry asked.

"The Rucina Sama Charm?" James guessed.

"Correct," Dumbledore said.

"What is that?" Harry asked impatiently.

"After you fell from your broom, someone cast a spell on you; one that can only be cast when one is unconscious. The spell completely changed around your memories. Why those memories were given I'm not sure, there might not have even been a reason for them...but that is why everything seems so different to you. Everything that seems so real to you was really just a trick of your mind. This is what is real," Dumbledore said, gesturing around the room.

"Why would someone do that to Harry?" Lily asked.

"Truthfully, I have no idea," Dumbledore admitted. "The best thing to do right now is have someone talk to Harry and tell him what is really real. The best person to talk to him is probably...." Before Dumbledore was able to finish his sentence the Infirmary door swung open and Snape and Remus came walking in.

"Harry, are you okay?"

"Harry, what happened?" the two said at the same time.

"Classes just let out, otherwise we would've been here sooner," Snape explained.

Remus walked up to Harry and gave him a brief hug, with Snape doing so after him. After Snape and Remus walked over to stand by James and Lily, all Harry could do was stare at Snape with an incredulous look on his face.

"What's wrong?" Remus asked.

"Snape just gave me a hug...Snape hates me...and he just hugged me...and asked if I was okay," Harry said, rubbing his head. 'I now have the headache from hell,' he thought.

"Why would I hate you? You're my favorite brother's son so, in turn, my favorite nephew," Snape smiled.

"Favorite brother?" James asked, poking Snape in the arm. "I'm your only brother!"

"Yeah yeah, do you have to be technical about it?" Snape asked, poking him back.

Remus and Lily just stood there watching them, both shaking their heads. Their antics never ceased to amuse people, but there was a first time for everything, considering Harry was sitting absolutely still and no expression.

'So someone messed with my memories and sent me to the Twilight Zone,' he thought. He'd only seen the show a few times but enough times to know that it was possible.

"Where are Sirius, Ron, and Hermione?" Remus asked, as he noticed they were missing.

"Ron was apparently being a bit of a prat and Hermione went to talk to him. Sirius followed just in case the two decided to kill each other. I swear both of them have a worse temper then even you, Lily," James said, hugging his wife. "I guess that's why they make such a cute couple."

"Ron and Hermione are together?" Harry asked, causing everybody to remember that he was there.

"Oh yes, the got together about half-way through second year. It was actually you who got them together," Sirius smiled down at his godson.

"Well at least they finally got together," Harry muttered to himself.

Madame Pomfrey came over to the crowd surrounding Harry and started shooing them away. "One of you may stay to catch young Mr. Potter up one what is going on, but everyone else needs to leave." Almost every mouth in the room opened to object but Pomfrey's glare was enough to silence them all.

"What's going on?" Hermione asked as her and Sirius walked back into the Infirmary.

"Pomfrey wants us all to leave except one person, who can stay to catch Harry up on his real life," Remus answered.

"Can Hermione and Remus stay?" Harry asked quietly. He knew that his friend would be truthful to him about all that was going on and Remus could tell him about when he was younger...at least if they were like the people in his memories.

Nobody looked that surprised at his request except Hermione.

"Sure pup," James said as the other adults all nodded in agreement.

"Okay then," Pomfrey said. "Out...scoot!" She glared at everyone until the only people left were her, Hermione, and Harry.

"I'll be in my office if you need me," Pomfrey said before walking away.

"So...," Hermione said as she sat down in a chair next to Harry's bed and Remus sat next to her.. Harry moved around until he was sitting on the bed, Indian-style.

"Where should we start?" Hermione asked.

"I'm not really sure," Harry sighed. Suddenly a major question popped into his head. "Why can I see without my glasses?"

"When you were about four, we took you to a wizard who specialized in correcting vision. Your eyesight was good enough that it worked on you, so you never needed glasses," Remus answered.

Another major question popped into Harry's head after that one. "Do I still have Hedwig?" he asked worriedly. He couldn't stand it if he lost his best friend...or never truly had her.

"Of course," Hermione smiled and Harry sighed in relief. "Although why you named a snake Hedwig, only Merlin knows. I don't know if you did it to be different or just to annoy her."

"Wait...snake?" Harry asked, thinking he heard Hermione wrong.

"Yes. Hedwig is your green snake," Hermione said.

"In my memories, Hedwig was my white owl," Harry said softly.

"Is there something else you'd like to ask?" Remus asked quickly.

"Can you just start telling me about when I was born until now?"

"When you were born, your parents were so happy that your dad cried for about 5 hours.. all of us did at some time that day...me, Sirius, and Severus. James and Lily appointed Sirius as your godfather and named me your honorary uncle. As I'm sure you heard earlier, Severus is already your uncle since he is James' brother. Other then him though, James and Lily are your only alive blood relatives," Remus said.

"Wait," Harry interrupted. "What about my mum's sister, Petunia?"

"Lily is an only child. I think there was a neighborhood bully that picked on her when she was little named Petunia, but I'm not sure," Remus mused.

'Well at least there are no Dursley's to annoy and abuse me here,' Harry thought with a grin.

"I'm not really sure what all to tell you…maybe it'd be best for you to look at a family photo album and just ask questions as you think of them," Remus advised. "Hermione should be able to fill you in on the Hogwarts part."

"I was hoping so, that's why I asked you to stay 'Mione," Harry explained.

"If you don't mind, I'm going to go check on the others and make sure Lily hasn't found some excuse to kill them all," Remus said with a grin before leaving.

"So…we're in Slytherin?" Harry asked, not fully believing it.

"Yes, your whole family and Ron's whole family have always been sorted into Slytherin, with the exception of your uncle Severus. He was considered the black sheep by some in the school because he ended up in Gryffindor. Nobody in your family or his friends really minded since they knew he was good."

'Yep…definitely the Twilight Zone,' Harry thought with a sigh.

Okay….what do you think? I was gonna make it longer but wanted to post it tonight.

Oh and for anybody who has been reading my other HP story, Help, I'm not giving up on it, but taking a little break. I'm on a major writers block for it right now, but I promise I will update it eventually…sorry!

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