The War of the Sugar Coma
Authoresses' Notes: Lenquo: 'Allo!!! Chapter 11 is up!!! Thank you for all you people who care enough to read this fic. Cavca and I appreciate it. Cavca: Yes, we love you for reading. Our favorite Tooks and Brandybuck are entered into this fic, this chappie. Thank you sincerely for reading thus far. We know it's not the best fic but it's entertaining at least.....well, to us and our friends. Lenquo: But that's not really the point. I suppose we should let you read now. Enjoy!!!!
Chapter 11: I think I've broken something: Intro to Merry and Pippin
Tersa's POV........
Frodo and Cavca had walked ahead. I'm sure Cavca followed to make sure Frodo didn't run off. I was kinda glad that I was left alone with Sam.
"So, where do you think Bilbo went?" I asked trying to make conversation.
"Well, Gandalf said he went to the," he trailed off. We exited the cornfield and came out onto the main path. Suddenly Sam looked around wildly. "Where's Frodo? - MR. FRODO?!?! FRODO!! FRODO!!"
"FRODO!!" I helped him scream as we ran down the path.
After a moment, Frodo emerged from the field slightly down the dirt road, Cavca following close behind.
"What? What happened?" Cavca asked.
"What's wrong, Sam?" Frodo asked, puzzled.
"I thought I'd lost you," Sam sighed.
"What are you talking about?"
"'Don't you lose him, Samwise Gamgee.' And I don't mean to."
"We're still in the Shire, Sam."
"Yeah. What could possibly happen?" Cavca asked.
At that moment, something could and did happen. Pippin and Merry burst forth from the corn knocking over Frodo and Sam.
"Frodo? Hey, Merry, it's Frodo Baggins!" Pippin said.
"Hello, Frodo," Merry said getting off Sam.
"Get off him!" Sam yelled hauling Pippin off of Frodo. "Frodo? Are you alright?"
"What's the meaning of this?" I asked pointing at the vegetables in Merry's arms.
"Eh.... Hold this," Merry stammered and handing Sam vegetables.
"You've been into Farmer Maggot's crop!" Sam yelled.
From far away, we heard a dog barking and I could hear Farmer Maggot scream, "Oy! You get back here you ruddy-"
"Oh shit!" Cavca and I yelled in unison.
Pippin grabbed Frodo's wrist and he and Merry drug Frodo as they ran.
"HEY!!" Cavca yelled running after them.
Sam looked after them for a moment until I clutched his forearm and pulled him after the other four. The last thing I heard was Farmer Maggot yelling at us, "Get out of my field. You'll know the devil if I catch up with you!".............
Cavca's POV..........
As I caught up with the three cousins, I could hear Pippin and Merry bickering ahead of me.
"Dunno why he's so upset. It's only a couple-a-carrots!" Merry yelled as I neared him.
"And some cabbages," Frodo called, still being dragged along.
"And those few bags of potatoes that we lifted last week and-and the mushrooms the week before!" Pippin added as I ran up beside him.
"YES, PIPPIN! My point is he's clearly overreacting. RUN!!!" Merry said.
Suddenly Merry stopped on the edge of a hill, catching Pippin and Frodo on either side of him. Miraculously, I was able to slow down enough to stop on the edge.
"HEY! What was the deal with leaving me behind like that??" I huffed glaring at them. None of them had the chance to answer because after my accusation had been made, Sam and Tersa came barreling down the hill, knocking Pippin, Merry, Frodo, and I onto the ground causing all six of us to go rolling head-first down the hill.
When we finally stopped tumbling, my head felt like I was a drum being beaten upon. I rolled away from the heap of young hobbits clutching my aching head.
"That was close!" I heard Pippin say behind me.
"I think I've broken something. Ow!" Merry chimed beside him.
"Trust a Brandybuck and a Took!" Sam growled.
"HEY!!" Tersa yelled smacking him.
"What? That was just a detour, a shortcut, if you will," Merry said sitting up.
"A shortcut to what, exactly?" Tersa asked still glaring at Sam.
"MUSHROOMS!!" screamed Pippin. Soon, Pippin, Merry, and Sam had all scurried towards the mushrooms. I stood up and walked over to Tersa.
"What's with hobbits and mushrooms?" I asked staring awestruck at the stupidity of how three hobbits could fight over mushrooms.
"That's mine!" Pippin said.
"Here's a nice one, Sam," Merry mumbled.
"You know, I have no idea," Tersa answered me.
I looked over to where Frodo stood in the middle of the road as three of the boys started bickering again............
Lenquo's POV.........
I awoke that morning to the sound of footsteps past my door. I could hear people muttering about 'Lord and Lady Khillhach.'
"Rydki!" I screamed, jumping out of my bed. I quickly dressed in my guard outfit and rushed outside to the front gate. There he stood, right at the gate.
"RYDKI!!" I yelled running up and hugging him.
"Hey Lenquo," he called back to me. We smiled and kissed, still wrapped in each other's arms.
I could hear footsteps behind me and a shocked gasp.
"Rydki Khillhach! What are you doing?!" cried an elder lady's voice. "Have you been.....dating this young-"
I turned around to see a beautiful elf that looked old, but elegant accompanied by an older elf male.
"Lady?" she finished a little more surprised than I'm sure she intended to sound.
"Hello. I'm Lenquo Lynn. I've been dating Rydki for the past few weeks. You, I'm guessing, are his parents?" I smiled at them.
"Yes. Lenquo, this is my mother, Laina Khillhach, and my father, Montow Khillhach," Rydki laughed.
"Huh, well, it's nice to meet you, Miss Lynn," Laina said with a nervous smile. "You appear to be a nice girl."
"MOM!!" Rydki yelled, appalled.
"What? She does!"
Clearly there was some deep seeded family issue that I wasn't getting.
"The girls he's dated in the past have......well, have had some issues," Montow explained.
"Like what kind of issues?" I asked interested.
"Mmmmmmmmmm," Rydki mumbled.
"Huh? What was that?" I have to admit that I was finding this extremely entertaining.
"Most of them were psycho."
I couldn't help it, but I burst out laughing. "Well, I'm sorry to inform you, Mr. and Mrs. Khillhach, but I'm rather psychotic. In fact, you'd be hard pressed to find someone more insane than I am."
"That is NOT the problem with your ex-girlfriends," Laina roared.
"What's wrong with them, then?" Rydki defended.
"They wanted to move too fast for our AND YOUR liking."
"Too fast?" I asked clueless. "Like marriage?"
"Not exactly, but along those lines." Laina glared at Rydki as he did not respond to her previous comment regarding him.
"Oh!" I said suddenly realizing what she meant. Did he have a problem with that? I thought while I wondered if he was still a virgin.
"Yes. Now you see my apprehension."
"Oh, yes. I assure you that I prefer to take things rather slow. Nothing to worry about as far as that."
Laina sighed, relieved. "Glad to hear it, Miss Lynn."
I started to wonder more about Rydki's past as his parents seemed worried about my being his girlfriend. That was when I decided to delve a little deeper into his 'Little Black Book,' so to speak...........
Authoresses' Notes: Lenquo: 'Allo!!! Chapter 11 is up!!! Thank you for all you people who care enough to read this fic. Cavca and I appreciate it. Cavca: Yes, we love you for reading. Our favorite Tooks and Brandybuck are entered into this fic, this chappie. Thank you sincerely for reading thus far. We know it's not the best fic but it's entertaining at least.....well, to us and our friends. Lenquo: But that's not really the point. I suppose we should let you read now. Enjoy!!!!
Chapter 11: I think I've broken something: Intro to Merry and Pippin
Tersa's POV........
Frodo and Cavca had walked ahead. I'm sure Cavca followed to make sure Frodo didn't run off. I was kinda glad that I was left alone with Sam.
"So, where do you think Bilbo went?" I asked trying to make conversation.
"Well, Gandalf said he went to the," he trailed off. We exited the cornfield and came out onto the main path. Suddenly Sam looked around wildly. "Where's Frodo? - MR. FRODO?!?! FRODO!! FRODO!!"
"FRODO!!" I helped him scream as we ran down the path.
After a moment, Frodo emerged from the field slightly down the dirt road, Cavca following close behind.
"What? What happened?" Cavca asked.
"What's wrong, Sam?" Frodo asked, puzzled.
"I thought I'd lost you," Sam sighed.
"What are you talking about?"
"'Don't you lose him, Samwise Gamgee.' And I don't mean to."
"We're still in the Shire, Sam."
"Yeah. What could possibly happen?" Cavca asked.
At that moment, something could and did happen. Pippin and Merry burst forth from the corn knocking over Frodo and Sam.
"Frodo? Hey, Merry, it's Frodo Baggins!" Pippin said.
"Hello, Frodo," Merry said getting off Sam.
"Get off him!" Sam yelled hauling Pippin off of Frodo. "Frodo? Are you alright?"
"What's the meaning of this?" I asked pointing at the vegetables in Merry's arms.
"Eh.... Hold this," Merry stammered and handing Sam vegetables.
"You've been into Farmer Maggot's crop!" Sam yelled.
From far away, we heard a dog barking and I could hear Farmer Maggot scream, "Oy! You get back here you ruddy-"
"Oh shit!" Cavca and I yelled in unison.
Pippin grabbed Frodo's wrist and he and Merry drug Frodo as they ran.
"HEY!!" Cavca yelled running after them.
Sam looked after them for a moment until I clutched his forearm and pulled him after the other four. The last thing I heard was Farmer Maggot yelling at us, "Get out of my field. You'll know the devil if I catch up with you!".............
Cavca's POV..........
As I caught up with the three cousins, I could hear Pippin and Merry bickering ahead of me.
"Dunno why he's so upset. It's only a couple-a-carrots!" Merry yelled as I neared him.
"And some cabbages," Frodo called, still being dragged along.
"And those few bags of potatoes that we lifted last week and-and the mushrooms the week before!" Pippin added as I ran up beside him.
"YES, PIPPIN! My point is he's clearly overreacting. RUN!!!" Merry said.
Suddenly Merry stopped on the edge of a hill, catching Pippin and Frodo on either side of him. Miraculously, I was able to slow down enough to stop on the edge.
"HEY! What was the deal with leaving me behind like that??" I huffed glaring at them. None of them had the chance to answer because after my accusation had been made, Sam and Tersa came barreling down the hill, knocking Pippin, Merry, Frodo, and I onto the ground causing all six of us to go rolling head-first down the hill.
When we finally stopped tumbling, my head felt like I was a drum being beaten upon. I rolled away from the heap of young hobbits clutching my aching head.
"That was close!" I heard Pippin say behind me.
"I think I've broken something. Ow!" Merry chimed beside him.
"Trust a Brandybuck and a Took!" Sam growled.
"HEY!!" Tersa yelled smacking him.
"What? That was just a detour, a shortcut, if you will," Merry said sitting up.
"A shortcut to what, exactly?" Tersa asked still glaring at Sam.
"MUSHROOMS!!" screamed Pippin. Soon, Pippin, Merry, and Sam had all scurried towards the mushrooms. I stood up and walked over to Tersa.
"What's with hobbits and mushrooms?" I asked staring awestruck at the stupidity of how three hobbits could fight over mushrooms.
"That's mine!" Pippin said.
"Here's a nice one, Sam," Merry mumbled.
"You know, I have no idea," Tersa answered me.
I looked over to where Frodo stood in the middle of the road as three of the boys started bickering again............
Lenquo's POV.........
I awoke that morning to the sound of footsteps past my door. I could hear people muttering about 'Lord and Lady Khillhach.'
"Rydki!" I screamed, jumping out of my bed. I quickly dressed in my guard outfit and rushed outside to the front gate. There he stood, right at the gate.
"RYDKI!!" I yelled running up and hugging him.
"Hey Lenquo," he called back to me. We smiled and kissed, still wrapped in each other's arms.
I could hear footsteps behind me and a shocked gasp.
"Rydki Khillhach! What are you doing?!" cried an elder lady's voice. "Have you been.....dating this young-"
I turned around to see a beautiful elf that looked old, but elegant accompanied by an older elf male.
"Lady?" she finished a little more surprised than I'm sure she intended to sound.
"Hello. I'm Lenquo Lynn. I've been dating Rydki for the past few weeks. You, I'm guessing, are his parents?" I smiled at them.
"Yes. Lenquo, this is my mother, Laina Khillhach, and my father, Montow Khillhach," Rydki laughed.
"Huh, well, it's nice to meet you, Miss Lynn," Laina said with a nervous smile. "You appear to be a nice girl."
"MOM!!" Rydki yelled, appalled.
"What? She does!"
Clearly there was some deep seeded family issue that I wasn't getting.
"The girls he's dated in the past have......well, have had some issues," Montow explained.
"Like what kind of issues?" I asked interested.
"Mmmmmmmmmm," Rydki mumbled.
"Huh? What was that?" I have to admit that I was finding this extremely entertaining.
"Most of them were psycho."
I couldn't help it, but I burst out laughing. "Well, I'm sorry to inform you, Mr. and Mrs. Khillhach, but I'm rather psychotic. In fact, you'd be hard pressed to find someone more insane than I am."
"That is NOT the problem with your ex-girlfriends," Laina roared.
"What's wrong with them, then?" Rydki defended.
"They wanted to move too fast for our AND YOUR liking."
"Too fast?" I asked clueless. "Like marriage?"
"Not exactly, but along those lines." Laina glared at Rydki as he did not respond to her previous comment regarding him.
"Oh!" I said suddenly realizing what she meant. Did he have a problem with that? I thought while I wondered if he was still a virgin.
"Yes. Now you see my apprehension."
"Oh, yes. I assure you that I prefer to take things rather slow. Nothing to worry about as far as that."
Laina sighed, relieved. "Glad to hear it, Miss Lynn."
I started to wonder more about Rydki's past as his parents seemed worried about my being his girlfriend. That was when I decided to delve a little deeper into his 'Little Black Book,' so to speak...........