DISCLAIMER: As always. (Begins in a very boring, highly nasaly monotonic voice)These characters belong to Warner Brothers, and the Evil Ballerina has no control of them whatsoever. The Evil Ballerina is not being paid to write this fan fiction, but rather has no life and doesn't really have anything better to do. Ahem, now to today's chapter...(end of nasaly boring monotonic voice)
Columbia and Rocky just stare at me in shock. Rocky's mouth agaping. Honestly Rocky, did I teach you nothing? IF you ever go in shock, do the swoon and gasp... wide open mouths are just invitations for ehem, foreign objects. And even HE should know that, certaintly by now. Gently but sternly I closed his mouth and just glared at them both.
"As I said before, as soon as we find our way OUT of this portal, I never want to see your face AGAIN!" I scream and I thrust my hand towards the portal wall, only it went through...
"um Columbia"
"No. I'm fired remember?"
"That's after we leave you stupid girl!"
"Oh"
"Columbia,,, is there something wrong with this picture?'
"Your hand is through the portal, wait! Your hand!"
I nod. I am beginning to think that all that tap dancing has befuddled her brain cells. Pity, she was such a smart girl. Columbia continues to screech about my missing arm, and Rocky is still just standing mouth agape. I roll my eyes and stick my head through the portal wall and (GASP) I see Transylvania! Home! But...everything has changed. Suddenly, I am being pulled back into the portal. I cough and sputter.
"Frank?! Are you okay?''
So it was Columbia who pulled me away, Damn her!
"Yes, I'm fine! Just peachy."
She stared at me blankly. "I don't believe you"
I get up and primp my hair. THen I grab Columbia and push her head through the portal with her screaming
"Frank! What are you doing? Are you crazy?"
"Just shut up and LOOK!"
"Oh God Frank...it's -it's...but it can't be"
"It is" I say as we bring our heads back into the safety of the portal. "Sad isn't it?"
So this is what Riff Raff and Magenta did. Turned my home, my beautiful planet into...incestious elbow sex driven Corporate executives! Oh they shall pay for this treason. They shall pay.
Columbia and Rocky just stare at me in shock. Rocky's mouth agaping. Honestly Rocky, did I teach you nothing? IF you ever go in shock, do the swoon and gasp... wide open mouths are just invitations for ehem, foreign objects. And even HE should know that, certaintly by now. Gently but sternly I closed his mouth and just glared at them both.
"As I said before, as soon as we find our way OUT of this portal, I never want to see your face AGAIN!" I scream and I thrust my hand towards the portal wall, only it went through...
"um Columbia"
"No. I'm fired remember?"
"That's after we leave you stupid girl!"
"Oh"
"Columbia,,, is there something wrong with this picture?'
"Your hand is through the portal, wait! Your hand!"
I nod. I am beginning to think that all that tap dancing has befuddled her brain cells. Pity, she was such a smart girl. Columbia continues to screech about my missing arm, and Rocky is still just standing mouth agape. I roll my eyes and stick my head through the portal wall and (GASP) I see Transylvania! Home! But...everything has changed. Suddenly, I am being pulled back into the portal. I cough and sputter.
"Frank?! Are you okay?''
So it was Columbia who pulled me away, Damn her!
"Yes, I'm fine! Just peachy."
She stared at me blankly. "I don't believe you"
I get up and primp my hair. THen I grab Columbia and push her head through the portal with her screaming
"Frank! What are you doing? Are you crazy?"
"Just shut up and LOOK!"
"Oh God Frank...it's -it's...but it can't be"
"It is" I say as we bring our heads back into the safety of the portal. "Sad isn't it?"
So this is what Riff Raff and Magenta did. Turned my home, my beautiful planet into...incestious elbow sex driven Corporate executives! Oh they shall pay for this treason. They shall pay.