Mel: Hey we're over achievers! Well not really but we just wanted to let
you know that some weird stuff has been going on....and to clarify some
things because Nessa is starting to become paranoid in old age! Also we
have to thank our glorious reviewers! .::grins::.
The clarification just to let you all know that Nessa is in fact another author...this fic is collaboration between the two of us and Luthien is helping us too! Happy Nes? Everyone now knows that you are in fact real.
Ness- Phew They know you aren't an obsessive schizophrenic fanfic writer!! Err not that I think our reviewers are unintelligent, because I know they isn't! I just know we act so much alike that it gets confuzzling... Somedays I wonder if I'm Mandi or myself.... Err anywho...eeto...
And to point out the fact that this is indeed a humor fic! All jibes and jokes are purely made in good humor and are not meant to be 'disrespectful' we joke about things that to a point, we respect, and we are very open people. We do not shut off other opinions but honestly if you have a problem with a little joke then you should not be reading fanfiction because it is full of them. Also don't watch stand-up comedy...you'll probably die of a heart attack. Sorry to anyone we have offended but hey it's only meant as a joke and not meant to be taken seriously so chill out!
The weird stuff...our FIC IS COMING TRUE!!!!
Let's recap shall we...Yeah I bought the precious, and then we had a sleepover; Nessa flipped out saying it was scaring her... (Ness- That bloody piece of cardboard fell on me! He was after MY BLOOD!!! Damn the cardboard beast! However he did taste rather good... Hint of minty freshness.) Luthien flipped...for obvious reasons and yeah about 3 days later A GIANT BUG APPEARS INSIDE MY HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER! That is NOT normal ok? And it almost killed me but I attacked it with my wrapping paper roll and orange fly swatter, then my step-dad came in and killed it .::grins::. Yeah so we can only hope lol!
And now for the reviews...
ZombieGurl98:
Nessa-Thanks love! We try to update a lot but being the procrastinators we are... .::sideways glance at Mel::.
Mel-.::looks indignant::. Well bully for you Nessa! Lol just kidding it was actually my fault! OMG you seem so enthusiastic I wuv you!
Ainu Laire:
Nessa- Oy if you think THIS is insane...try interacting with the three of us on a daily basis... Bwahhahahhahaaaa *cough cough*
Mel- I'm glad you read this for me! Insane...I take that as a compliment! Now you update your story lol! And just a reminder...Haldir, is the sexiest Marchwarden...heheheee
Amber:
Nessa- GOOBERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR And you know there's NO way I'd incorporate those damned gnomes into the story *shudder*
Mel- .::blinks::. If I didn't know that you too knew each other I'd be deeply disturbed...well more so than I am now. Heeeey I had a blue turtle once, I got my regular green turtle in food coloring accidentally it froze to death in my living room soon after.
kcauz:
Nessa-The Red Lobster biscuits are the ruler of all things...biscuity... Yea
Mel- riiiiiiiiight...actually I have never had the buiscuits...come to think of it I've never eaten at Red Lobster either...
SidheFae:
Nessa- Ahh beloved Mandi/Luth. Wouldn't it be splendid if we COULD sit some of the fellowship? Too bad we're not in Feudal Japan ;-) I wub you my wittle bwonde boo boo... Uhh yea...Umm sorry... I need a nap.
Mel- MANDIPIES!!! I just saw you an hour ago! We get to call into the radio and request a song for our beloved! Gah I wuv you girl...our precious is still wearing his tiara and looking sexy...I FINALLY got Nes's lip marks off! .::glares at said individual::.
Insane Elven Pirate:
Ness-Thanks!! Hehehe... Now you're name just gave me the image of a pointy- eared Elf...nancing with naught but a peg leg... Whoa...
Mel- aww Thanks! Wuv you too! I am loving Nes at this point...aside from the peg leg deal that vision has serious possibilities...
Animegirl123:
Nessa- Ta love!! Hope we keep ya amused!
Mel- All thanks to me of course....::crickets chirp::. Ok maybe not lol just kidding thanks for your support!
Kirah:
Nessa- Woot! Another of the Lollie-pop guild!!!! I recommend socks...they help block sound rather well....::looks around suspiciously::.
Mel- I STILL think its kin not guild! Wtfork is a guild anyway? Ahh I have that problem too...my mom used to walk into the room and give me a look because I try to turn my insane laughter into coughing fits...thankfully she stopped asking questions a long time ago...Thanks for reviewing and I shall see you at the LPG (Lollie-pop Guild) Club meetings! Bring plenty of yogurts!
Sarwenaletari Elanesse:
Nessa- I'm terribly sorry if you found what was written offensive. The entire story was made in humor, not to get a rise out of people. We don't make jokes against things to insult them; sometimes teasing is a sign of love isn't it? And maybe I happen to be offended by people coming to my door, taking me from my dinner, to preach to me on my doorstep about a religion I don't choose to follow. Again I appologize if you were offended, I hope you won't hold it against us. Thank you for reading anyways. Good day.
Mel- I apologize if I seem a little harsh up there where I addressed the situation for everyone. But you have to understand, this whole story was made for people to laugh, ergo it should not be taken seriously. People make jibes at people because they hold an amount of respect for them so this comment had no 'disrespectful' tendencies if you found it degrading I am terribly sorry. But I will not curb my writing just because somebody might find it offensive I can't please the world so I am not going to even try. Thank you for reading our story and I am sorry if we offended you but that's the way the cookie crumbles I guess .::goes to beat head off a wall for using a cheesy cliché::.
The clarification just to let you all know that Nessa is in fact another author...this fic is collaboration between the two of us and Luthien is helping us too! Happy Nes? Everyone now knows that you are in fact real.
Ness- Phew They know you aren't an obsessive schizophrenic fanfic writer!! Err not that I think our reviewers are unintelligent, because I know they isn't! I just know we act so much alike that it gets confuzzling... Somedays I wonder if I'm Mandi or myself.... Err anywho...eeto...
And to point out the fact that this is indeed a humor fic! All jibes and jokes are purely made in good humor and are not meant to be 'disrespectful' we joke about things that to a point, we respect, and we are very open people. We do not shut off other opinions but honestly if you have a problem with a little joke then you should not be reading fanfiction because it is full of them. Also don't watch stand-up comedy...you'll probably die of a heart attack. Sorry to anyone we have offended but hey it's only meant as a joke and not meant to be taken seriously so chill out!
The weird stuff...our FIC IS COMING TRUE!!!!
Let's recap shall we...Yeah I bought the precious, and then we had a sleepover; Nessa flipped out saying it was scaring her... (Ness- That bloody piece of cardboard fell on me! He was after MY BLOOD!!! Damn the cardboard beast! However he did taste rather good... Hint of minty freshness.) Luthien flipped...for obvious reasons and yeah about 3 days later A GIANT BUG APPEARS INSIDE MY HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER! That is NOT normal ok? And it almost killed me but I attacked it with my wrapping paper roll and orange fly swatter, then my step-dad came in and killed it .::grins::. Yeah so we can only hope lol!
And now for the reviews...
ZombieGurl98:
Nessa-Thanks love! We try to update a lot but being the procrastinators we are... .::sideways glance at Mel::.
Mel-.::looks indignant::. Well bully for you Nessa! Lol just kidding it was actually my fault! OMG you seem so enthusiastic I wuv you!
Ainu Laire:
Nessa- Oy if you think THIS is insane...try interacting with the three of us on a daily basis... Bwahhahahhahaaaa *cough cough*
Mel- I'm glad you read this for me! Insane...I take that as a compliment! Now you update your story lol! And just a reminder...Haldir, is the sexiest Marchwarden...heheheee
Amber:
Nessa- GOOBERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR And you know there's NO way I'd incorporate those damned gnomes into the story *shudder*
Mel- .::blinks::. If I didn't know that you too knew each other I'd be deeply disturbed...well more so than I am now. Heeeey I had a blue turtle once, I got my regular green turtle in food coloring accidentally it froze to death in my living room soon after.
kcauz:
Nessa-The Red Lobster biscuits are the ruler of all things...biscuity... Yea
Mel- riiiiiiiiight...actually I have never had the buiscuits...come to think of it I've never eaten at Red Lobster either...
SidheFae:
Nessa- Ahh beloved Mandi/Luth. Wouldn't it be splendid if we COULD sit some of the fellowship? Too bad we're not in Feudal Japan ;-) I wub you my wittle bwonde boo boo... Uhh yea...Umm sorry... I need a nap.
Mel- MANDIPIES!!! I just saw you an hour ago! We get to call into the radio and request a song for our beloved! Gah I wuv you girl...our precious is still wearing his tiara and looking sexy...I FINALLY got Nes's lip marks off! .::glares at said individual::.
Insane Elven Pirate:
Ness-Thanks!! Hehehe... Now you're name just gave me the image of a pointy- eared Elf...nancing with naught but a peg leg... Whoa...
Mel- aww Thanks! Wuv you too! I am loving Nes at this point...aside from the peg leg deal that vision has serious possibilities...
Animegirl123:
Nessa- Ta love!! Hope we keep ya amused!
Mel- All thanks to me of course....::crickets chirp::. Ok maybe not lol just kidding thanks for your support!
Kirah:
Nessa- Woot! Another of the Lollie-pop guild!!!! I recommend socks...they help block sound rather well....::looks around suspiciously::.
Mel- I STILL think its kin not guild! Wtfork is a guild anyway? Ahh I have that problem too...my mom used to walk into the room and give me a look because I try to turn my insane laughter into coughing fits...thankfully she stopped asking questions a long time ago...Thanks for reviewing and I shall see you at the LPG (Lollie-pop Guild) Club meetings! Bring plenty of yogurts!
Sarwenaletari Elanesse:
Nessa- I'm terribly sorry if you found what was written offensive. The entire story was made in humor, not to get a rise out of people. We don't make jokes against things to insult them; sometimes teasing is a sign of love isn't it? And maybe I happen to be offended by people coming to my door, taking me from my dinner, to preach to me on my doorstep about a religion I don't choose to follow. Again I appologize if you were offended, I hope you won't hold it against us. Thank you for reading anyways. Good day.
Mel- I apologize if I seem a little harsh up there where I addressed the situation for everyone. But you have to understand, this whole story was made for people to laugh, ergo it should not be taken seriously. People make jibes at people because they hold an amount of respect for them so this comment had no 'disrespectful' tendencies if you found it degrading I am terribly sorry. But I will not curb my writing just because somebody might find it offensive I can't please the world so I am not going to even try. Thank you for reading our story and I am sorry if we offended you but that's the way the cookie crumbles I guess .::goes to beat head off a wall for using a cheesy cliché::.