DISCLAIMER: Okay, on the last disclaimer I kinda sorta said that Warner Brothers owned the rights to Rocky Horror. Boy, was I wrong. Nope, it seems that 20th Century Fox does. So here I go... I Do not (despite being on my many birthday lists...) own these characters. So bear with me. Okay? Okay...

A/N: This chapter is being written through the eyes of a random nameless worker in the Riff Raff Magenta corporation. Enjoy

It was like any ordinary day in Corporate Transylvania, as I looked up into the beautiful smog coated sky. I was thinking about the day's busy schedule when I saw something ... out of place. Go right ahead, call the pysch ward (Genta knows I need a good decent vacation these days...) but I swear up nd down that first, a hand, and...and then two heads just poofed right in the middle of our nice bland greyish sky. I believe it was two women, but I'm not really sure. You see, the black haired one looked a little bit too masculine to be a girl, but quite charming in a quirky way.

Sigh

This is what happens on Mondays when the waitress gives me decaff... I always end up seeing things.

Anyway, I continue walking towards the main building when Something fell out of the sky. Believe it or not, it was a sequined garter belt. I quickly hid it of course. You see, ever since our ruler rondez-vous with the planet Earth, such vanities have been forbidden to us. Can't blame them really

Tacky things, Garter Belts.