A/N: Uhm...hi?
Disclaimer: Don't own LOTR, Bob's Big Boy, Large Marge, Roamy and Michelle's routine, any of Liz Phair of Dirty Vegas's songs.
The Fellowship trudged into the highway rest stop. Pippin looked terrified. Truckers scared Pippin more than anything, and this place was trucker infested. He tightly clung to Merry's cloak and Merry practically dragged him to Bob's Big Boy. Gandalf stomped up to an orc that worked there.
"3 burgers for each of us!" he shouted trying to sound as tough as he could. The orc didn't seem intimidated, just surprised and a bit irritated.
"O.....Kay" the orc gave Gandalf a strange look and walked to the kitchen. The rest of The Fellowship shook their head, rolled their eyes, sighed, or did all three as they all tried to find a table. They finally found a booth....one booth. They all squeezed in, 4 on each side. Frodo was on the inside, his face pressed up to the wall. Pippin, sadly, was at the end, looking around with a horrified look on his face at all of the truckers. They were giving him cold stares.
They ate their burgers in silence, mostly because there was no room to talk.
Just as they finished their last bites, a large, unattractive looking trucker-woman walked over to their booth.
"Hi" she grunted at Gandalf "want to dance?" before he could respond she grabbed his arm and led him to a corner of the room where there was a jukebox. A trucker kicked it and it started to play music.
"Hey!" a hobbit girl (who shall not be named...) peered over the booth at Merry "Would you please, PLEASE, dance with me?"
Merry hesitated and Gimli pushed him out of the booth. Sam and Frodo looked at each other and hopped put of the booth. Legolas shrugged and grabbed another unattractive woman out of her booth. Only Aragorn, Gimli, and Pippin were left.
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The song "Days go by" by Dirty Vegas was playing. Samwise was....bringing it around town. Frodo, who was dancing with Sam, was trying to and failing to moonwalk. Legolas and the woman were dancing seductively, which was a gross sight to see. Gandalf was struggling not to dance while his partner pulled at his arms.
"What's your name?" he asked
"People just call me Large Marge." She answered
"Oh" Gandalf replied, he was very confused.
Aragorn and Gimli gave up trying to look normal and went onto the dance floor. They did a routine, (A/N: see the movie Roamy and Michelle's High School Reunion, when they dance in the night club.)
The song ended and Liz Phair's song "Why Can't I?" came on.
Merry was dancing with the hobbit-lass, and they weren't anything too noticeable.
"You're a good dancer." He told her.
"Thanks, so are you."
She smiled and Merry looked around trying to find a way out. He saw Pippin at the booth, Pippin smiled and waved.
"How cute they look..." Pippin thought
"What an idiot." Merry thought, but he couldn't deny, dancing with this girl was fun.
"What are you doing?" Merry asked her, which was a stupid question because he knew full well that she was spinning him around.
"My uncle told me once that if you spin someone around 15 times, when you let them go they would have fallen in love with you."
"Oh." He highly doubted that.
After a few more whirls she stopped him and Merry balanced out and suddenly puked all over.
Disclaimer: Don't own LOTR, Bob's Big Boy, Large Marge, Roamy and Michelle's routine, any of Liz Phair of Dirty Vegas's songs.
The Fellowship trudged into the highway rest stop. Pippin looked terrified. Truckers scared Pippin more than anything, and this place was trucker infested. He tightly clung to Merry's cloak and Merry practically dragged him to Bob's Big Boy. Gandalf stomped up to an orc that worked there.
"3 burgers for each of us!" he shouted trying to sound as tough as he could. The orc didn't seem intimidated, just surprised and a bit irritated.
"O.....Kay" the orc gave Gandalf a strange look and walked to the kitchen. The rest of The Fellowship shook their head, rolled their eyes, sighed, or did all three as they all tried to find a table. They finally found a booth....one booth. They all squeezed in, 4 on each side. Frodo was on the inside, his face pressed up to the wall. Pippin, sadly, was at the end, looking around with a horrified look on his face at all of the truckers. They were giving him cold stares.
They ate their burgers in silence, mostly because there was no room to talk.
Just as they finished their last bites, a large, unattractive looking trucker-woman walked over to their booth.
"Hi" she grunted at Gandalf "want to dance?" before he could respond she grabbed his arm and led him to a corner of the room where there was a jukebox. A trucker kicked it and it started to play music.
"Hey!" a hobbit girl (who shall not be named...) peered over the booth at Merry "Would you please, PLEASE, dance with me?"
Merry hesitated and Gimli pushed him out of the booth. Sam and Frodo looked at each other and hopped put of the booth. Legolas shrugged and grabbed another unattractive woman out of her booth. Only Aragorn, Gimli, and Pippin were left.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
The song "Days go by" by Dirty Vegas was playing. Samwise was....bringing it around town. Frodo, who was dancing with Sam, was trying to and failing to moonwalk. Legolas and the woman were dancing seductively, which was a gross sight to see. Gandalf was struggling not to dance while his partner pulled at his arms.
"What's your name?" he asked
"People just call me Large Marge." She answered
"Oh" Gandalf replied, he was very confused.
Aragorn and Gimli gave up trying to look normal and went onto the dance floor. They did a routine, (A/N: see the movie Roamy and Michelle's High School Reunion, when they dance in the night club.)
The song ended and Liz Phair's song "Why Can't I?" came on.
Merry was dancing with the hobbit-lass, and they weren't anything too noticeable.
"You're a good dancer." He told her.
"Thanks, so are you."
She smiled and Merry looked around trying to find a way out. He saw Pippin at the booth, Pippin smiled and waved.
"How cute they look..." Pippin thought
"What an idiot." Merry thought, but he couldn't deny, dancing with this girl was fun.
"What are you doing?" Merry asked her, which was a stupid question because he knew full well that she was spinning him around.
"My uncle told me once that if you spin someone around 15 times, when you let them go they would have fallen in love with you."
"Oh." He highly doubted that.
After a few more whirls she stopped him and Merry balanced out and suddenly puked all over.