A/N: This chapter is crazy! Take my advice and never ever write a chase scene while listening to the Offspring!
Disclaimer: Me. LOTR. Don't own. Capice?
The hobbit girl screamed.
"Whoops?" Merry moaned questioningly. He sat back down at the booth with everyone else. The hobbit lass ran into the restroom crying. Legolas had dropped his dancing partner, and Gandalf had finally escaped from his. Gimli, Aragorn, and Frodo had tired out, and Sam, being so worn out, almost threw his back out. Gandalf was going through his wallet. He looked up at his little admirers. He had a worried look on.
"What did you do?" Aragorn asked angrily.
"Does anyone have......" Gandalf ignored him looking at the receipt, "35 bucks I can borrow?"
Everyone shook their head.
"We're broke." Pippin whispered.
"Uh oh" Gandalf gulped, his Adam's apple lowering and then rising slowly.
They all simultaneously looked at the orc by the door.
"3-2-1" Gandalf counted down and the fellowship dashed to the door without paying.
The orc stood there waving his arms in surrender, seeing the crowd sprinting towards him. The all plowed through him, turned at the door and slid a few feet on the tile. They then all ran to the RV. Gandalf reached there first and quickly opened the door, followed by Legolas, Aragorn, Merry, Frodo, Sam, and Gimli. But where was Pippin?
"AHHHHH, HELP!!" Screamed the youngest hobbit from the doorway to the rest area. A trucker had him. He was trying to scramble free, but the heavy trucker had a tight clasp on the small being. Gimli jumped back out of the RV and ran to Pip's aid. Somehow in slow motion he reached halfway across the huge parking lot in a matter of a few long, slow steps.
Still in slow motion Gimli grabbed the hobbit out of the hauler's arms and he ran back, holding Pippin like a football. Gimli looked back and saw the young orc host aiming something at the pair. It was.....it was....a....a...RUBBERBAND!!!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Gimli screamed (still in slow motion) as the rubber band hit his back and he went flying into the pavement. Pippin flung from his arms to the arms of Merry, whose hand was outstretched out of the camper. Merry held Pippin, who was clinging to his shirt and flung him into the "living room". Gimli had managed to rise and stumbled to the RV. He almost made it but fell and hit his chin on the step ladder. His head bounced back because he was the only one still in slow motion and he hopped up and into the back of the camper.
Gandalf put the key into the ignition and started to take off but there was a banging on the back door/window. It was the hobbit lass from inside.
"Merry! Please don't leave! I love you!" She hung onto the door. Merry looked at her in disbelief.
"Flour it!" he shouted and the RV took off thrusting the girl off the back of the camper and left in the parking lot.
"Call me?" she asked but no one heard her.
Disclaimer: Me. LOTR. Don't own. Capice?
The hobbit girl screamed.
"Whoops?" Merry moaned questioningly. He sat back down at the booth with everyone else. The hobbit lass ran into the restroom crying. Legolas had dropped his dancing partner, and Gandalf had finally escaped from his. Gimli, Aragorn, and Frodo had tired out, and Sam, being so worn out, almost threw his back out. Gandalf was going through his wallet. He looked up at his little admirers. He had a worried look on.
"What did you do?" Aragorn asked angrily.
"Does anyone have......" Gandalf ignored him looking at the receipt, "35 bucks I can borrow?"
Everyone shook their head.
"We're broke." Pippin whispered.
"Uh oh" Gandalf gulped, his Adam's apple lowering and then rising slowly.
They all simultaneously looked at the orc by the door.
"3-2-1" Gandalf counted down and the fellowship dashed to the door without paying.
The orc stood there waving his arms in surrender, seeing the crowd sprinting towards him. The all plowed through him, turned at the door and slid a few feet on the tile. They then all ran to the RV. Gandalf reached there first and quickly opened the door, followed by Legolas, Aragorn, Merry, Frodo, Sam, and Gimli. But where was Pippin?
"AHHHHH, HELP!!" Screamed the youngest hobbit from the doorway to the rest area. A trucker had him. He was trying to scramble free, but the heavy trucker had a tight clasp on the small being. Gimli jumped back out of the RV and ran to Pip's aid. Somehow in slow motion he reached halfway across the huge parking lot in a matter of a few long, slow steps.
Still in slow motion Gimli grabbed the hobbit out of the hauler's arms and he ran back, holding Pippin like a football. Gimli looked back and saw the young orc host aiming something at the pair. It was.....it was....a....a...RUBBERBAND!!!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Gimli screamed (still in slow motion) as the rubber band hit his back and he went flying into the pavement. Pippin flung from his arms to the arms of Merry, whose hand was outstretched out of the camper. Merry held Pippin, who was clinging to his shirt and flung him into the "living room". Gimli had managed to rise and stumbled to the RV. He almost made it but fell and hit his chin on the step ladder. His head bounced back because he was the only one still in slow motion and he hopped up and into the back of the camper.
Gandalf put the key into the ignition and started to take off but there was a banging on the back door/window. It was the hobbit lass from inside.
"Merry! Please don't leave! I love you!" She hung onto the door. Merry looked at her in disbelief.
"Flour it!" he shouted and the RV took off thrusting the girl off the back of the camper and left in the parking lot.
"Call me?" she asked but no one heard her.