Been Caught Stealing

Lucius ran out of the small shop with his pockets full. He had been browsing just minutes before when he realized that he didn't have enough money to cover the cost of what he needed for that afternoon: 1 pound of beetle eyes, several assorted fireworks, a dung bomb, and some lollipop sticks. He intended to give Draco a reminder that Malfoys did not slack off in school or work. He had wanted to purchase these items, but left his wallet at home. So he decided to try and run off with the merchandise unpaid for.

This did not bode well with the shopkeeper. He chased Lucius from the shop with what looked like an aluminum baseball bat. He flailed it around his head, coming dangerously close to striking Lucius' golden head.

"What the hell is this? What's going on? This does not happen to Malfoys!" thought Lucius.

So once he got a head start, he turned around and cursed the shopkeeper with anything he could think of.

Five minutes later, Lucius looked at the inanimate form of the man he had so viciously robbed and rendered unconscious.

"Yup. One-way express ticket to hell..."

He walked home, his blond hair trailing behind him...