Chapter 3: You're my daddy! (I suck in titles)
"Osuwari!" Kagome yelled and Inuyasha slammed to the ground. "Dammit onna why'd you do that?!" Inuyasha yelled and heard ... laughter? Inuyasha looked up and saw Sesshomaru laughing and pointing a finger at him saying "do it again". 'What the hell... is he laughing?' Inuyasha thought.
"Inuyasha how could you attack a poor defenseless kid?" Kagome asked him and Inuyasha looked at her then got up and said "kid? What are you talking about woman?" Kagome looked up at the chibi and said "Excuse me but could you come down" Sesshomaru looked at her then started climbing down but he stepped on a nest, tripped and fell 2 feet down. "Ow that hurt" Kagome ran to him kneeled down and helped him up. "Are you ok?" Kagome asked him "Uh huh" Sesshomaru answered.
"Come over here I want to introduce to Inuyasha" "Inuyasha?" 'The man who was pinned to the tree?' Sesshomaru thought "Uh huh now come on" Kagome led Sesshomaru to Inuyasha "Inuyasha say hi" "feh" was his response "Inuyasha say hi to..." "He already knows me" Sesshomaru interrupted. "He does?" "Yeah because he's my daddy"
Kagome and Inuyasha sweat dropped. "Listen kid I'm not your father and I don't want to be" Inuyasha told him. "Yes you are" Sesshomaru said "No I'm not" "yes you are" "no I'm not" "yes you are don't you remember me?" "I don't even know you!!!" Sesshomaru started crying and saying "daddy doesn't remember me!" Kagome tried to calm him down "shut up!!!" Inuyasha yelled at him. Sesshomaru immediately stopped for a moment then started again.
Just then they heard someone saying "hentai!!!" then something that sounded like a thing (a HARD thing) making contact with a skull. Inuyasha and Kagome sighed and shook their heads. "He never learns" Inuyasha said and Kagome nodded Sesshomaru just looked confused.
Then a woman walked toward them dragging an unconscious monk. She seemed to be angry to Sesshomaru. "Hey Sango-chan he made a move on you again?" "What do you think?" the woman named Sango answered. Then she looked at Sesshomaru "who's the kid?" she asked. "Uh this is a very confused kid who thinks that Inuyasha is his father" Sango looked at the child again "he kinda resembles Sesshomaru don't you think?" "Yeah but he can't be cause he's a kid and Sesshomaru's not" Sango nodded then walked toward the kid and said "Inuyasha is not your father"
"Yes he is"
Sesshomaru looked at Inuyasha then walked toward him and stared strangely at him.
"What?" Inuyasha asked and glared at Sesshomaru.
Sesshomaru just shook his head and said "nothing".
"Feh" Inuyasha said and crossed his arms across his chest.
Sesshomaru imitated him and said "Feh" (AN: In a very cuuuute way). The girls giggled, Miroku (AN: who woke up) smirked and Inuyasha fumed 'Is this KID actually mocking ME? Ooh he is so DEAD!!!!!' Inuyasha thought and headed towards Sesshomaru
"You little runt I'm gonna-" "Osuwari!" Kagome said and Inuyasha ate dirt again. Kagome sighed and shook her head.
Miroku took advantage of the situation and well you know. "Hentai!!!!" Sango yelled and knocked Miroku unconscious with her Hiraikostu again. Kagome and Inuyasha (who got up) shook their heads while Sesshomaru looked confused.
"Um daddy why is that woman angry?" Sesshomaru asked. "Ok first of all I'm not you're father!" Inuyasha said still pissed off. Sesshomaru frowned and Kagome walked over to Sesshomaru while Sango and Inuyasha wasn't paying attention.
"What's you're name and where do you live?" she asked. "My name's Sesshomaru and I live in a house in the western lands!" Sesshomaru answered and Kagome gasped.
Neko-chan: Please review!
Inuyasha: Why would they want to review such a crappy story?
Neko-chan: It's not crappy!
Inuyasha: Yes it is and even if they do review they're going to review on how crappy it is!
Inu-sama: Oh really?! smiles evilly Oh Inuyasha could you come here for a sec?
Inuyasha: gulp hehehe uh bye bye starts to run away
Inu-sama: Chases after him Just you wait I'm going to torture you in the next chapter muhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha cough cough hahahahahahaha cough cough cough oh forget the evil laughter!
"Osuwari!" Kagome yelled and Inuyasha slammed to the ground. "Dammit onna why'd you do that?!" Inuyasha yelled and heard ... laughter? Inuyasha looked up and saw Sesshomaru laughing and pointing a finger at him saying "do it again". 'What the hell... is he laughing?' Inuyasha thought.
"Inuyasha how could you attack a poor defenseless kid?" Kagome asked him and Inuyasha looked at her then got up and said "kid? What are you talking about woman?" Kagome looked up at the chibi and said "Excuse me but could you come down" Sesshomaru looked at her then started climbing down but he stepped on a nest, tripped and fell 2 feet down. "Ow that hurt" Kagome ran to him kneeled down and helped him up. "Are you ok?" Kagome asked him "Uh huh" Sesshomaru answered.
"Come over here I want to introduce to Inuyasha" "Inuyasha?" 'The man who was pinned to the tree?' Sesshomaru thought "Uh huh now come on" Kagome led Sesshomaru to Inuyasha "Inuyasha say hi" "feh" was his response "Inuyasha say hi to..." "He already knows me" Sesshomaru interrupted. "He does?" "Yeah because he's my daddy"
Kagome and Inuyasha sweat dropped. "Listen kid I'm not your father and I don't want to be" Inuyasha told him. "Yes you are" Sesshomaru said "No I'm not" "yes you are" "no I'm not" "yes you are don't you remember me?" "I don't even know you!!!" Sesshomaru started crying and saying "daddy doesn't remember me!" Kagome tried to calm him down "shut up!!!" Inuyasha yelled at him. Sesshomaru immediately stopped for a moment then started again.
Just then they heard someone saying "hentai!!!" then something that sounded like a thing (a HARD thing) making contact with a skull. Inuyasha and Kagome sighed and shook their heads. "He never learns" Inuyasha said and Kagome nodded Sesshomaru just looked confused.
Then a woman walked toward them dragging an unconscious monk. She seemed to be angry to Sesshomaru. "Hey Sango-chan he made a move on you again?" "What do you think?" the woman named Sango answered. Then she looked at Sesshomaru "who's the kid?" she asked. "Uh this is a very confused kid who thinks that Inuyasha is his father" Sango looked at the child again "he kinda resembles Sesshomaru don't you think?" "Yeah but he can't be cause he's a kid and Sesshomaru's not" Sango nodded then walked toward the kid and said "Inuyasha is not your father"
"Yes he is"
Sesshomaru looked at Inuyasha then walked toward him and stared strangely at him.
"What?" Inuyasha asked and glared at Sesshomaru.
Sesshomaru just shook his head and said "nothing".
"Feh" Inuyasha said and crossed his arms across his chest.
Sesshomaru imitated him and said "Feh" (AN: In a very cuuuute way). The girls giggled, Miroku (AN: who woke up) smirked and Inuyasha fumed 'Is this KID actually mocking ME? Ooh he is so DEAD!!!!!' Inuyasha thought and headed towards Sesshomaru
"You little runt I'm gonna-" "Osuwari!" Kagome said and Inuyasha ate dirt again. Kagome sighed and shook her head.
Miroku took advantage of the situation and well you know. "Hentai!!!!" Sango yelled and knocked Miroku unconscious with her Hiraikostu again. Kagome and Inuyasha (who got up) shook their heads while Sesshomaru looked confused.
"Um daddy why is that woman angry?" Sesshomaru asked. "Ok first of all I'm not you're father!" Inuyasha said still pissed off. Sesshomaru frowned and Kagome walked over to Sesshomaru while Sango and Inuyasha wasn't paying attention.
"What's you're name and where do you live?" she asked. "My name's Sesshomaru and I live in a house in the western lands!" Sesshomaru answered and Kagome gasped.
Neko-chan: Please review!
Inuyasha: Why would they want to review such a crappy story?
Neko-chan: It's not crappy!
Inuyasha: Yes it is and even if they do review they're going to review on how crappy it is!
Inu-sama: Oh really?! smiles evilly Oh Inuyasha could you come here for a sec?
Inuyasha: gulp hehehe uh bye bye starts to run away
Inu-sama: Chases after him Just you wait I'm going to torture you in the next chapter muhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha cough cough hahahahahahaha cough cough cough oh forget the evil laughter!