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I was pleased at the response I got from this story, I was informed it is very original…and someone on said most people aren't even insane enough to even think of this I'm so proud ;;
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Also, this chapter is dedicated to Neko Nicole. Who gave me the idea of having Voldemort as Izma and Lucius as Kronk
He was almost up there, when some loud music went off in his room, and some yelling and cursing that sounded like Draco joined the blaring music.
Harry chuckled amusedly, and entered his bedroom. Once again, Draco was sitting in the middle of his room, wearing the same equally pissed off expression, and a sock was sitting on his head.
Harry strode over to the stereo blaring some strange music Draco didn't recognize, and turned it off. The llama-man sighed, and looked over at Harry haughtily.
" What the hell kind of…music…was that?" Though he'd never admit it, Draco found he kind of liked it.
" It was a CD Hermione sent me. It's got all kinds of music on it, but mostly System of a Down and Nirvana."
((A/N: I know it isn't 2004 in Harry Potter, and I have no idea when those two bands started, so let's just…ppssh, why should I care? It's my fic nods haughtily Besides, not many people notice these kind of errors.))
" Well warn me next time this stupid contraption screams in my ear again."
" Will do. Now hurry up and help me get ready."
Half and hour later found Harry and Draco heading out the door, burdened with a few heavy packs, and much to Draco's chagrin, he'd had to carry one more pack than Harry on his back.
" Okay, we should probably go to the local grocery and get some food and stuff, seeing as my relatives lock away all the food whenever they leave somewhere without me." Harry muttered, checking his watch.
Despite all the time they'd been in each other's presence, Harry hadn't said a word about the way the Dursleys treated him. Half the reason was he didn't think Malfoy would give a damn, and the other reason was they were kind of…arguing the whole time…
Well nevermind this, and get on with this crazy fanfiction!! Damn I love saying that word. Fanfiction fanfiction fanfiction. I could say it all day you
They walked down the slightly scorching sidewalk, not in silence I tell you, but with Draco whining every few minutes.
" My feet are melting, it's too damn hot out here…stupid Little Whinging..why is it so hot?!"
or
" Stop walking so fast, you're leaving me behind, damn, that barrier had better be open."
Or
" How come you get to carry only two bags, and I get three? This is unfair…wait until my father-
After about 15 minutes of this, Harry turned around towards Draco with an exasperated expression on his face.
" Would you shut-up already?! We've almost reached the store, so be quiet and endure it. Just think, you have a whole lot more hot scorching ground to cover before we reach Hogwarts. And to think you'll be spending a lot of time with me! Unless you'd rather go alone of course, or I abandon you because of your incessant whining." Harry stopped, and opened the shop door for Draco.
The latter just looked at Harry strangely, and the raven-haired beauty just shrugged.
" I can hardly leave you out here alone, and it says nothing about llamas not being allowed inside, does it?" Harry grinned, and Draco felt a tinge of admiration for his archrival. He quickly waved it of though, and trotted in while Harry held the door open. They didn't even notice a raven that had been hanging onto their every word fly off, in the direction of Malfoy Manor to be exact.
They walked into the grocery store together, pretending they were perfectly normal.
((A/N: laughs ))
Harry led the way, pulling Draco along as the latter had been heading to the shampoo and haircare section almost instantly.
" Necessities first, then I might be able to get some of those poofy accessories for you. I'm not rich in muggle pounds you know, and we need a lot of food and stuff to drink.." Harry whispered in Draco's long ear, picking a few things of the shelf at the same time and putting them in the shopping basket.
Draco grunted his acknowledgement, and followed Harry around the store sullenly.
Harry was grateful there weren't many people in the store at the moment, so they weren't bothered, and the cashier was too busy concentrating on looking stupid to notice them at the moment. (They were at the back of the store anyways, so he couldn't really see them could he?)
" So, the trip should take quite a few days. It takes one whole day to reach Hogwarts by train, and that train is pretty darn fast, so we're probably gonna be about 5 days or so at the least…"
Draco sighed, and tuned out Harry's calculations. He chose to look around the brightly lit store instead, and his eyes came to rest on the shampoo aisle once more. He grinned mischievously and looked at Harry. He was pleased to note the raven-haired teen was deep in thought, his grin widened, and he took off in the direction of the hair-care aisle.
Elsewhere
" You FOOL. What did you do?"
" Begging your pardon my Lord, but I only did what he was asking for."
" If I recall correctly, he wasn't asking for anything. It was more along the lines of 'I'd rather be a llama in Potter's bedroom than a Death-Eater.' " Lucius held back his amusement at the high pitched voice Voldemort mimicked his son with.
Okay, let's take a minute to go back in time a bit to hear the full story shall we? (More commonly known as a flashback.) "Draco Malfoy."
Said boy strode forward quickly, amidst other newly initiated Death-Eaters, and came to a stop in front of his father and Voldemort. The former wasted no time.
" Do you, Draco Mafloy, accept the Dark Mark?" Draco fought a smile as he was instantly reminded of a wedding. He pretended to think for a bit, much to his father's chagrin.
" No I do not." Draco replied casually after about 50 seconds. He ignored the shocked silence and a few suppressed gasps as he inspected his perfect fingernails.
" Draco Lucien Malfoy! Do you mean to say you refuse the Dark Lord?!"
" Obviously."
" You will accept the Dark Mark!!"
" No I will not."
" Yes you will."
" Not gonna happen."
" Yes."
" No."
" Yes!"
" No."
" Yes!!"
" Let me spell it out for you. N.O. spells NO!"
" You are my son and you will do as I say!!"
" I've already refused."
" You will accept the Dark Mark and become a Death-Eater!!!"
Draco huffed, and drew himself up indignantly. Lucius just continued to glare at him, while Voldemort looked like he could have conjured some popcorn and happily watch them argue. Of course, he just watched them with faint amusement.
" I would rather be a llama in Potter's bedroom than become a Death-Eater!!!!" Draco almost screamed. That was it for Lucius, and he whipped out his wand. His son's eyes widened, thinking Lucius was going to torture or kill him. He was unpleasantly surprised however.
" Your wish is my command dear son!" Lucius growled, and muttered the incantation to turn his son into a llama.
((A/N: Did you know, that at this point in the fic, I searched in Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire for when Moody turns Draco into a ferret? I was seeing if there was an incantation mentioned in there, and I ended up just getting engrossed in the book and left my computer for about half an hour. Heh, silly me The power of J.K Rowling's writing shall consume my life.))
Draco barely had time to register what had happened, before he was transported away instantly…End Flashback!Voldemort glowered at the man in front of him. The other Death-Eaters had long since cleared out after Voldemort had told them to leave…okay okay, he threatened them beforehand. THEN they left.
" You are to go and fetch your incompetent son." He held up a hand for silence when Lucius opened his mouth. " I do not care if he refused the Dark Mark. (Eight times to be exact) I will simply torture him and ask him again."
Lucius stiffened, but didn't say anything until Voldemort motioned for him to speak.
" My Lord, will I be going alone?"
" Yes…"
" But what if I am killed? Or cursed?"
" That is highly unlikely, your son is in no fit condition to-
Voldemort never got to finish that sentence however. Why, you ask? Well, he was interrupted by a loud clattering sound to his left. The Dark Lord turned towards the now cracked window instantly, and rolled his scarlet tinted eyes when he saw a raven on the windowsill outside, surrounded by feathers and looking very dazed.
" Let the fool inside. Honestly, are the windows that clean?" Voldemort muttered angrily, and Lucius immediately obeyed.
He strode arrogantly to the window, and undid the latch that held it in place. Cursing the metal of the latch that had been made very hot by the sun the whole time. He fumbled with it for a few seconds, before it finally gave way, and the window popped open.
Lucius gave an indignant sound when the raven burst inside, nearly taking off his head. He raven gave no notice however, and came to a landing in front of Voldemort. The latter raised a non-existent eyebrow, and the bird abruptly changed into a human in a flash of bright light.
" Well Bella? Anything new?" Voldemort asked idly, as if he was bored. Well, she never did really ever report anything worth hearing. Mostly gossip and how many clouds she saw that were shaped like her head.
But today was different, Bellatrix's eyes were alight with glee and she kept fidgeting. Voldemort rolled his eyes.
" YES, you may speak." He growled. Bella immediately unclasped her hands and looked up at him and launched into her report excitedly.
" My Lord, I have very good news. It's about Potter! It seems he is escorting young Draco Malfoy to Hogwarts! I heard it myself. I think- She didn't finish however, because Voldemort immediately stood.
" Lucius?" Said man looked up at him in acknowledgment. " It seems this is one mission I can't trust you to do alone. If Potter is with your son, then I want to catch him. I will accompany you, seeing as Potter would probably hex you straight away."
Lucius held back a growl, and nodded curtly. Voldemort sneered as he turned towards the large window that showed the rather large garden outback.
" We leave by sunset. Get ready with whatever you're taking."
The blonde man nodded, and resisted the urge to salute as he turned away. Voldemort smiled to himself, still staring out the window.
" Potter, be ready to die…MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…ha.." He turned around when he noticed a shocked silence ( seriously, you can hear those!!) and met the two shocked and amused faces of Bellatrix and Lucius. Voldemort cleared his throat, and ignored Lucius' cough.
" Well, get ready then you idiot!!" He ordered. Lucius rushed out of the before a smile could break out, and Bellatrix just turned back into a raven and flapped out the window lopsidedly as she cawed with laughter. Voldemort growled, but smirked when she started choking on a bug that had been flying towards her, and she was making the most ridiculous sound.
Use your imagination
TBCWell, there you have it, Voldemort as Izma, and Lucius as Kronk (though not as adorably stupid)They are both after Harry and Draco . I hope you like it, and please review!!
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Also, Next chapter, Draco and Harry both start on their soon to be humor filled journey with a bit of romance squeezed in at points. (Don't worry, Harry doesn't kiss a llama or anything like that )
They just sort of warm up to the other during their journey, and we are pleasantly surprised by something that involves Draco that happens every night if it rains.Hint: Wash away the animal.Was that too big a giveaway? Knowing me, it probably was, but heck, it probably heightens the anticipation of future chapters!! (Hopefully)
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