Hey will come back to What They Would Say Maybe? Maybe Not? NOT!!!

OK! Naruto's going to do the
disclaimer! Naruto! Naruto! That's Strange where is he? Anyway lets
not waste time Sasuke-kun would you do the disclaimer?

Sasuke: Sure why not, Naruto does not belong to the authoress in any
way Naruto belongs to the great Kishimoto Masashi.

Me: Now on to the story!

Sasuke's Birthday!

=The day before Sasuke's Birtday.=

Sakura: Ne Naruto.

Naruto: Everybody Naruto: Nande Sakura-chan?

Sakura: Tomorrow's Sasuke-kun Birthday we should throw him a surprise
party!

Naruto: What are we waiting for lets get planning!

=Next Day=

Hinata: Shhh!!! He's coming!

hide!

=Ever body hides themselves nicely except Chouji who was too fat too
hide any where except behind the curtains=
Sasuke open the door holding a kunai

Sasuke: who ever you come out and face me!

Everybody: SURPRISE!!

= If this really happen in Naruto then sasuke would yell at ever body
to get out. But not in my wold! snickers evily=

=My World Mwhaaaaa!!! Hack! cough cough gotta work on that laugh.=
Everybody: SURPRISE!!

Sasuke: (tears leeking out of his eyes) Mina! I'm so honored!

Naruto: Don't cry your making me cry!

Sasuke: I'm not crying! sniff

Everbody: (cries out of sheer happiness)

Naruto: sniff Don't cry this is a birthday party not a funeral.

Everbody: (stops crying)

Hinata: Sasuke-kun here's your cake me Ino, Sakura, Temari, & Ten-ten
made.

Sasuke: I'll light the candles KATON HOUSENKAN NO JUTSU!

After lighting up the candles with the jutsu by the way it didn't
sorch the cake!

Sakura: make a wish Sasuke-kun!

Sasuke: Uh... ok let see...Ok! Here I go blows on candle huh It didn't
go out tries again and again in vain why wont it go out!

Temari: I think I used Kankurou's trick candles...

Naruto: Not to worry! I'll put it out RASENGAN!! There it out now lets
cut the cake!

Temari: I'll do it NINPO KAMAITACHI!

Slices of cake mysteriously flew on plates then to every one's lap
while Naruto's flew on his head

Ino: Every lets dig in!

Later
=After everybody got their share of cake and food they line up to give
Sasuke their presents=

Sasuke: Sakura! Ino! I love it! As he unwraps their presents which
was a book full of dirty pictures of themselves How sweet as he
flipped through the pages and look there's a card Happy Birthday
Sasuke-kun! This present is that you can jerk off while looking at
it!

= Making Sasuke say nice stuff to everyone about their present takes
too long I'm too lazy to type so I'll just list them=

Naruto= Cups of Ramen
Kiba= Some fleas in a jar
Shino= A rare bug
Hinata= A pair of used underwear!
Kakashi= Icha-Icha Paradise
Neji= A Kiss full on the LIPS!
Ten-Ten= Her BRA!!
Gaara= Some sand from the Sahara desert
Rock Lee= Some fake Eye brows!
Gai= His outfit Ewww!!
Chouji= a half eaten bag of chips!

=Later they had the party so long It was 11p.m they started at 9 in
the morning!=

Sasuke: Maybe you guys should stay here for the night it's too late &
besides they maybe a mad wood cutter who's vent on revenge that's
lurking out side.

Ebisu: Feh! I don't believe such a thing! walks out only to get his
head chopped off by a mad wood cutter who's vent on revenge that's
lurking out side Sasuke's apartment

Sasuke: so It agreed tonight you all stay here.

Sakura: Everybody look what I have Make up!

Sasuke: OH MY GOD! Everyone Makeover!!!

THE END

That's the End for Sasuke's Birthday not my fic!

Sasuke: I'm so going to kill you for making me act like a Loser!

Me: Oh come on! It was Funny I think? Hey Have you seen Naruto Sasuke-
kun?

Sasuke: No.

Me: What about you sakura-san?

Sakura: I haven't seen him since the 1st chapter that's not like him.

Me: That's strange where could he be?...

That's all for today remember to review me and I can't think of any
more presents Naruto characters should give sasuke. Review me and tell
me if you have any ideas!

=Next chapter Naruto Kidnapped !?=