Chapter 3
Bri's POV
A/N: I, Night Genie, own [the term] Johnny Boy (guy Mary Sue), nuthin' else though.
I woke up and immediately realized that I was in a forest. It might have been the bright sunshine that we didn't get our school or it could have been the birds, trees, bushes and wet dirt under my butt that gave it away. I sat up and looked around. Let's see, what do we have?
Hmm...trees,...dirt... bushes...freaky little blond dude with a bow and arrow pointed at me...well, nothing to help me figure out where I was...wait, what was that last one?
ACK! FREAKY LITTLE BLOND DUDE READY TO SHOOT ME!... THAT JERK! What was he gonna do, shoot me?
Why that little...now might be a good time to point out my extremely short temper. Well, my friends tell me its short, anyway. I think it's perfectly fine and...what's with that little guy?
Oookay, little guy just got bigger...not-so-little guy noticed I was staring at him. The big guy said something in gibberish to other guys that I hadn't noticed before, surrounding me, and I got up to hurt him.
He got closer and I curled a fist. Wait for it...wait for it...NOW! I threw a punch, which he managed to dodge, but then he freaked out for no apparent reason. What was he staring at?
I followed his gaze to a tree that was on fire. Wow. Where did that come from? He glared at me as if I had just burned something he held sacred.
Wait, did he think I did that? Yes, he did. Wonderful. Simply grand. The weird thing was that I thought I knew him. Yup, there was somethin' about his face that rang a bell.
Hmmm, I though. Hey, he looked kinda like that guy that Niamh was always day dreaming about! Geez, what was his name?
Umm...something to do with kid toys....hmmm...was it tonka? No, it was something ELSE made of cheap plastic. What about Barbie? That seemed about right, Mary Sue doll for a Johnny Boy prince of legos...wait, no Johnny Boy Elf prince's name was Legolas, right? Yeah, that's it! JB's name WAS Legolas!
And this guy was what I called his twin just to annoy Niamh! This one's name was ...errmm...uuhhhh. Gimme a sec, I know this one! Erm...Haldir! That's the one!
"Hey! leggo my arm, jerk! And stop speakin' gibberish!" I yelled, suddenly realizing that my attempt at remembering his name had given him the PERFECT opportunity to drag me off to who-knows-where.
"What do you mean by 'ja-erk'? And how dare you speak to me in such a tone?" He has a voice! Hey! This one wasn't JB's twin! Where'd that one get off to? "I mean you're a rude idiot and I dare speak to you in such a tone to make sure you know it!" I said, trying not to use my native tongue, slang, so he'd understand.
He glared at me. Well, that went well. Now, where was I goin'? and why was that other guy starin' at me? That's all he seems to be good at...OUCH! SON OF A NUTCRACKER!
The guy that had been draggin' me along threw me in a cell and was walkin' away with the rest of his little gang. Haldir started to talk to the guy that had been staring at me, then I heard a heavy door slam shut and everything was silent. Great. Well, it looked like I was as good as screwed.
I looked around my cell. It was......stone, and had a bed with sheets. Wow, they really went overkill with furnishing. I really needed all of this, didn't I? I sighed. Well, I'd better get used to it. I don't know why, but Elves are somehow addicted to trees, so I'm probably going to be here for a VERY long time. Doinghate.
{} {} {} Orophin's POV
Orophin's brother, Haldir, returned from his errand, to tell the Lord and Lady of the newcomer and what she had done. Aahhh, the newcomer. How beautiful she was! Her glossy raven hair, her beautiful dancing gray eyes! But she had such outlandish clothes: a blue coat, and a strange black blouse with an even stranger, yellow, poorly illustrated rabbit that had some form of Westron written under it. The letters looked something like this: ' I know how you feel, I just don't care.' And baggy leggings made of a strange blue material that was bell-shaped at the ends.
And she hadn't noticed him at all! He would get her to notice...as soon as he got her out.
Haldir was walking ahead of him. Orophin caught up to his brother and said, in Elvish, of course, "Haldir, you must help me get her out!" Haldir sighed heavily, already knowing his purpose for asking......or demanding, more like.
"No, Orophin. You saw what she did. It would be imposible to get her out after that." Why did he always disagree with Orophin's choices?
"Haldir, please, you HAVE to help me!" Orophin cried desperately, as soon as they had gone out of earshot of the others. His brother looked at him as though he had gone mad.
"And why do you need my help?"
Orophin glared at him. "Because I am not permitted to speak with the Lord and Lady. You know that!"
Haldir faked a look of shock. "Ah, yes. That's right, isn't it?"
He had always been a smart aleck, Orophin thought, and he seemed to be relishing the fact that he was suffering. "Well, I suppose she is to stay in prison then." Eru, he could be a pain. It was time for a little blackmailing then.
"Remember when we were children and you had stolen those apples from our neighbor, Farmer Icarus, and he had caught you and told mother that it was one of us, and I had taken the blame for it?" Orophin asked.
"I cannot believe that YOU still remember it,"
"Do you know how crushed she would be to know that her angel-of-a-son had been the culprit, not the lesser delinquent one?"
"I am very sure she doesn't even remember it. She's getting to that age, you know." He was getting defensive now.
"She is only 927,831, . That young and senile, I doubt it. Besides, it probably scared her. She scolded me for 5 months, Haldir."
Haldir sighed again and seemed more annoyed then before. It was working! He looked at his brother. "Fine, I'll help," he said, then added quietly, "for mother's sake."
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A/N: k people! Tell me what ya think! REVIEW! Or feel the wrath of the pen of doom! (dundundun!) And BTW doinghate is my trademark word, I will sue if you dare steal it!
Yavi: We're sorry if this took a long time...we sorta lost track of the chapter...
Bri's POV
A/N: I, Night Genie, own [the term] Johnny Boy (guy Mary Sue), nuthin' else though.
I woke up and immediately realized that I was in a forest. It might have been the bright sunshine that we didn't get our school or it could have been the birds, trees, bushes and wet dirt under my butt that gave it away. I sat up and looked around. Let's see, what do we have?
Hmm...trees,...dirt... bushes...freaky little blond dude with a bow and arrow pointed at me...well, nothing to help me figure out where I was...wait, what was that last one?
ACK! FREAKY LITTLE BLOND DUDE READY TO SHOOT ME!... THAT JERK! What was he gonna do, shoot me?
Why that little...now might be a good time to point out my extremely short temper. Well, my friends tell me its short, anyway. I think it's perfectly fine and...what's with that little guy?
Oookay, little guy just got bigger...not-so-little guy noticed I was staring at him. The big guy said something in gibberish to other guys that I hadn't noticed before, surrounding me, and I got up to hurt him.
He got closer and I curled a fist. Wait for it...wait for it...NOW! I threw a punch, which he managed to dodge, but then he freaked out for no apparent reason. What was he staring at?
I followed his gaze to a tree that was on fire. Wow. Where did that come from? He glared at me as if I had just burned something he held sacred.
Wait, did he think I did that? Yes, he did. Wonderful. Simply grand. The weird thing was that I thought I knew him. Yup, there was somethin' about his face that rang a bell.
Hmmm, I though. Hey, he looked kinda like that guy that Niamh was always day dreaming about! Geez, what was his name?
Umm...something to do with kid toys....hmmm...was it tonka? No, it was something ELSE made of cheap plastic. What about Barbie? That seemed about right, Mary Sue doll for a Johnny Boy prince of legos...wait, no Johnny Boy Elf prince's name was Legolas, right? Yeah, that's it! JB's name WAS Legolas!
And this guy was what I called his twin just to annoy Niamh! This one's name was ...errmm...uuhhhh. Gimme a sec, I know this one! Erm...Haldir! That's the one!
"Hey! leggo my arm, jerk! And stop speakin' gibberish!" I yelled, suddenly realizing that my attempt at remembering his name had given him the PERFECT opportunity to drag me off to who-knows-where.
"What do you mean by 'ja-erk'? And how dare you speak to me in such a tone?" He has a voice! Hey! This one wasn't JB's twin! Where'd that one get off to? "I mean you're a rude idiot and I dare speak to you in such a tone to make sure you know it!" I said, trying not to use my native tongue, slang, so he'd understand.
He glared at me. Well, that went well. Now, where was I goin'? and why was that other guy starin' at me? That's all he seems to be good at...OUCH! SON OF A NUTCRACKER!
The guy that had been draggin' me along threw me in a cell and was walkin' away with the rest of his little gang. Haldir started to talk to the guy that had been staring at me, then I heard a heavy door slam shut and everything was silent. Great. Well, it looked like I was as good as screwed.
I looked around my cell. It was......stone, and had a bed with sheets. Wow, they really went overkill with furnishing. I really needed all of this, didn't I? I sighed. Well, I'd better get used to it. I don't know why, but Elves are somehow addicted to trees, so I'm probably going to be here for a VERY long time. Doinghate.
{} {} {} Orophin's POV
Orophin's brother, Haldir, returned from his errand, to tell the Lord and Lady of the newcomer and what she had done. Aahhh, the newcomer. How beautiful she was! Her glossy raven hair, her beautiful dancing gray eyes! But she had such outlandish clothes: a blue coat, and a strange black blouse with an even stranger, yellow, poorly illustrated rabbit that had some form of Westron written under it. The letters looked something like this: ' I know how you feel, I just don't care.' And baggy leggings made of a strange blue material that was bell-shaped at the ends.
And she hadn't noticed him at all! He would get her to notice...as soon as he got her out.
Haldir was walking ahead of him. Orophin caught up to his brother and said, in Elvish, of course, "Haldir, you must help me get her out!" Haldir sighed heavily, already knowing his purpose for asking......or demanding, more like.
"No, Orophin. You saw what she did. It would be imposible to get her out after that." Why did he always disagree with Orophin's choices?
"Haldir, please, you HAVE to help me!" Orophin cried desperately, as soon as they had gone out of earshot of the others. His brother looked at him as though he had gone mad.
"And why do you need my help?"
Orophin glared at him. "Because I am not permitted to speak with the Lord and Lady. You know that!"
Haldir faked a look of shock. "Ah, yes. That's right, isn't it?"
He had always been a smart aleck, Orophin thought, and he seemed to be relishing the fact that he was suffering. "Well, I suppose she is to stay in prison then." Eru, he could be a pain. It was time for a little blackmailing then.
"Remember when we were children and you had stolen those apples from our neighbor, Farmer Icarus, and he had caught you and told mother that it was one of us, and I had taken the blame for it?" Orophin asked.
"I cannot believe that YOU still remember it,"
"Do you know how crushed she would be to know that her angel-of-a-son had been the culprit, not the lesser delinquent one?"
"I am very sure she doesn't even remember it. She's getting to that age, you know." He was getting defensive now.
"She is only 927,831, . That young and senile, I doubt it. Besides, it probably scared her. She scolded me for 5 months, Haldir."
Haldir sighed again and seemed more annoyed then before. It was working! He looked at his brother. "Fine, I'll help," he said, then added quietly, "for mother's sake."
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A/N: k people! Tell me what ya think! REVIEW! Or feel the wrath of the pen of doom! (dundundun!) And BTW doinghate is my trademark word, I will sue if you dare steal it!
Yavi: We're sorry if this took a long time...we sorta lost track of the chapter...