Authors Note: Chapter Nine is finally posted. I had written it before camp but then accidentally errased it as I was about to post it!!! blasted computers. lol Anyways...sorry I made you wait so long but I've been tryin to catch up on sleep since camp..dont worry thats not all I've been doing......so with out further adu(i know its spelled wrong) here's chapter Nine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Oh and I must give Schuyler some of the credit for my cow idea........!!!!!lol lol lol lol
"Well come out with it General." Jack asked.
"He's...he's building an army of power crazed cheeseburgers that are going to take over the world. Kind of like a weapon of mass distruction." General Hammond said trying to keep a strate face. They all looked at him, doubtfull, yet with the most awkward of expressions on each face. Within a matter of seconds Hammond burst out into an almost uncontrollable laughter. They just watched him, exchanging glances with each other every now and again. Teal'c watched in ammusment with one of his eye brows raised.
"Sir?" Sam asked.
"I'.....I'm ..sorry I 't help it. You should have seen the expressions on your faces ...when..I told...told you." He said taking breaths to speak between his laughter. He died it down a little bit, and then stopped.
"Har....Har...Har...."Kim replied to the General's unnussual behavior.
"Anyways back to business. He is trying to create an army however. Cows." He ?" Jack asked confused beyond reason.
"Yes. Cows. Power crazed cows willing to take over the known and unkown universe becauase they are upset with what we've done with there relitives." He explained the current situation further. They all looked confused now...very confused...even the naked mole rat.
"Are you serious Sir?" Sam asked speaking for everyone.
"I've never been more serious in my entire life people." He gave the answer to her question.
"If you are serious General Hammond then how do you expect we defeat this army of power crazed cows?" Teal'c asked.
"I agree with Teal'c. Cant we just like stick them on an extra large barbique or something?" Daniel asked speaking for the first time. Everyone looked at him wierdly.
"What?" He asked.
"No that is out of the question Doctor Jackson. When facing an army of power crazed cows there is only one thing we can do!" he said seriously...way to seriously.
He looked at Kim and Ron as if they knew, or would know shortly what he was refurring too."Call in the proffesionals...best of the best." He added.
Kim looked at Ron...while the rest of Sg-1 was confused.
"Rugrats!" Ron said almost excited.
Note: dont ask m where i am going with this im not even sure!!!!!!! just let me know if u like it!!!!!!!!thanks
"Well come out with it General." Jack asked.
"He's...he's building an army of power crazed cheeseburgers that are going to take over the world. Kind of like a weapon of mass distruction." General Hammond said trying to keep a strate face. They all looked at him, doubtfull, yet with the most awkward of expressions on each face. Within a matter of seconds Hammond burst out into an almost uncontrollable laughter. They just watched him, exchanging glances with each other every now and again. Teal'c watched in ammusment with one of his eye brows raised.
"Sir?" Sam asked.
"I'.....I'm ..sorry I 't help it. You should have seen the expressions on your faces ...when..I told...told you." He said taking breaths to speak between his laughter. He died it down a little bit, and then stopped.
"Har....Har...Har...."Kim replied to the General's unnussual behavior.
"Anyways back to business. He is trying to create an army however. Cows." He ?" Jack asked confused beyond reason.
"Yes. Cows. Power crazed cows willing to take over the known and unkown universe becauase they are upset with what we've done with there relitives." He explained the current situation further. They all looked confused now...very confused...even the naked mole rat.
"Are you serious Sir?" Sam asked speaking for everyone.
"I've never been more serious in my entire life people." He gave the answer to her question.
"If you are serious General Hammond then how do you expect we defeat this army of power crazed cows?" Teal'c asked.
"I agree with Teal'c. Cant we just like stick them on an extra large barbique or something?" Daniel asked speaking for the first time. Everyone looked at him wierdly.
"What?" He asked.
"No that is out of the question Doctor Jackson. When facing an army of power crazed cows there is only one thing we can do!" he said seriously...way to seriously.
He looked at Kim and Ron as if they knew, or would know shortly what he was refurring too."Call in the proffesionals...best of the best." He added.
Kim looked at Ron...while the rest of Sg-1 was confused.
"Rugrats!" Ron said almost excited.
Note: dont ask m where i am going with this im not even sure!!!!!!! just let me know if u like it!!!!!!!!thanks