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Thanks goes to Waterfall for beta-reading.

Night Patrol

Dark, deserted corridors. Nothing to see, nothing to hear. No, wait.

Turning towards a corridor with only unused classrooms. Did he really- Yes.

Giggles.

Striding purposefully, silently, towards the old Charms classroom. More giggles. Leaning into the door, trying to listen.

"No! Really?" An excited male voice. "You know a way I could make it bigger?"

"Well, it has worked on all my other little darlings…" Female this time. Giggles again. "I don't see why we can't try."

Filch opened the door with a bang. Sprout and Flitwick stared at him over a petunia. He shut the door.