Disclaimer: I am stealing the plot from the show Whose Line Is It Anyways
and the panel from the Harry Potter Series. I do not in anyway own these or
make any money off this. I do own Christina because she is me (mwahahaha),
so no stealing me! (
AN: This is the last episode for my Harry Potter Whose Line. I will do a sequel with Lord of the Rings characters or another episode of this if I get much demand.
AN: A * shows and action and without a * it is someone talking.
Whose Line Is It Anyways?
~Chapter 5-Hoedown ~
Christina: The winner today is Severus Snape.
*People cheer (and boo) as Snape sits behind Christina's desk. She meanwhile joins the three Gryffindors.*
Christina: The last game for today is going to be a Hoedown.
*Audience cheers.*
Christina: Now I need suggestions from the audience for what to sing about.
*Audience shouts things.*
Doctor
Cats
Snape
Teachers
Christina: Ok we will do a Snape Hoedown, with the help of Minerva McGonagall on the keyboard.
*Snape scowls as the Hoedown music starts.*
Hermione:
Me and my pals are in Snape's potions class.
Us Gryffindors are worried he wouldn't let us pass.
I always must wonder if Snape will get with the act.
I know the stinking answer you chauvinistic brat. *Everyone is laughing except for the pouting Snape.*
Ron:
Severus Snape is as slimy as a git can be.
He's the worst potions master in Hogwarts history.
Taking points from Gryffindor without a single care.
The ugly overgrown bat needs to clean his filthy hair.
*The four onstage do-si-do.*
Harry:
From the first day that I went to potions class.
Snape has tried to ensure that I wouldn't ever pass.
Year after year he hasn't ever won.
But what he doesn't realize is that I'm a Marauder's son.
*Snape pouts even more and crosses his arms like a two year old that was put in time out.*
Christina:
I always thought JK Rowling exaggerated a bit.
Gross, smelly, ugly is how she portrays Snape the git
Never did I imagine that it could really be true.
Washing his greasy hair is something Snape would never do.
All 4: Snape would never doooooo!
*Audience breaks out laughing and cheering wildly.*
Christina: On behalf of Harry, Hermione, Ron, and Snape, I want to thank you for reading this Whose Line Is It Anyways fic. And join us next time when we have some of the Lord of the Rings characters join us from Middle Earth.
AN: Yeah that is done! *Does happy dance. I wrote this all in a week (go me) and I'm finally done with the first part. If you want me to continue with the LOTR sequel then please leave a review and tell me what you think. Just please don't flame me. If you don't have anything better to do than mock my hard work then you are a sad person. So nice reviews please, but I will take constructive criticism. Oh and I am looking for a beta reader, if you are interested drop me a line. Well I gotta get some sleep so toodles.
Christina
AN: This is the last episode for my Harry Potter Whose Line. I will do a sequel with Lord of the Rings characters or another episode of this if I get much demand.
AN: A * shows and action and without a * it is someone talking.
Whose Line Is It Anyways?
~Chapter 5-Hoedown ~
Christina: The winner today is Severus Snape.
*People cheer (and boo) as Snape sits behind Christina's desk. She meanwhile joins the three Gryffindors.*
Christina: The last game for today is going to be a Hoedown.
*Audience cheers.*
Christina: Now I need suggestions from the audience for what to sing about.
*Audience shouts things.*
Doctor
Cats
Snape
Teachers
Christina: Ok we will do a Snape Hoedown, with the help of Minerva McGonagall on the keyboard.
*Snape scowls as the Hoedown music starts.*
Hermione:
Me and my pals are in Snape's potions class.
Us Gryffindors are worried he wouldn't let us pass.
I always must wonder if Snape will get with the act.
I know the stinking answer you chauvinistic brat. *Everyone is laughing except for the pouting Snape.*
Ron:
Severus Snape is as slimy as a git can be.
He's the worst potions master in Hogwarts history.
Taking points from Gryffindor without a single care.
The ugly overgrown bat needs to clean his filthy hair.
*The four onstage do-si-do.*
Harry:
From the first day that I went to potions class.
Snape has tried to ensure that I wouldn't ever pass.
Year after year he hasn't ever won.
But what he doesn't realize is that I'm a Marauder's son.
*Snape pouts even more and crosses his arms like a two year old that was put in time out.*
Christina:
I always thought JK Rowling exaggerated a bit.
Gross, smelly, ugly is how she portrays Snape the git
Never did I imagine that it could really be true.
Washing his greasy hair is something Snape would never do.
All 4: Snape would never doooooo!
*Audience breaks out laughing and cheering wildly.*
Christina: On behalf of Harry, Hermione, Ron, and Snape, I want to thank you for reading this Whose Line Is It Anyways fic. And join us next time when we have some of the Lord of the Rings characters join us from Middle Earth.
AN: Yeah that is done! *Does happy dance. I wrote this all in a week (go me) and I'm finally done with the first part. If you want me to continue with the LOTR sequel then please leave a review and tell me what you think. Just please don't flame me. If you don't have anything better to do than mock my hard work then you are a sad person. So nice reviews please, but I will take constructive criticism. Oh and I am looking for a beta reader, if you are interested drop me a line. Well I gotta get some sleep so toodles.
Christina