Disclaimer: I am stealing the plot from the show Whose Line Is It Anyways
and the panel from the Harry Potter Series. I do not in anyway own these or
make any money off this. I do own Christina because she is me (mwahahaha),
so no stealing me! (
AN: Due to popular demand, I have decided to write a new episode for this Harry Potter Whose Line. I will continue writing this fic and my LOTR Whose Line for as long you guys keep supporting me with your awesome reviews.
Whose Line Is It Anyways?
Episode 2
~Chapter 6-Superheroes~
Announcer: This is Whose Line Is It Anyways?
*Audience cheers.*
Announcer: And here's the host and author Christina B!!!
Christina: Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyways?, where the points don't matter. Just the cautions on airline peanut bags: May contain nuts. Anyways today's panel is once again from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
*Cheers.*
Christina: They are Harry I rock as Seeker Potter, Ron My hair is red Weasley, Hermione I read for fun Granger.
*The three Gryffindors wave at the crowd and had been already seated from the start of the show.*
Christina: and today's special guest is none other than Draco I was a ferret once Malfoy!
*Audience applauds as the sneering blonde boy walks out. Draco and Harry exchange death glares.*
Christina: *Notices this exchange.* Ok you two, save the death threats for later. Ok our first game for tonight is called Superheroes. Draco you are a superhero who needs to solve a problem with the assistance of the other three. Now what problem should our heroes solve?
*Audience yells random things.*
All the nail clippers have disappeared.
Puppies have been kidnapped.
Christina: Alright then. Hmm. we will do the nail clipper disappearance. Now what is superhero Malfoy going to be called.
*Random things yelled again.*
Ferret Boy
Captain Insanity
Sergeant Sentimental
Christina: Hehe those are funny. As much as Ferret Boy suits you.*Draco glares and the trio start cracking up.* I think we will go with Captain Insanity. When you are ready you may go try to solve the nail clipper disappearance and the others will come in one at a time.
Draco: Ah just an average day in the life of me.CAPTAIN INSANITY!!! MWAHAHAHAHA.ha.
*Draco looks possessed for a moment and then resumes his normal look even though he always looks posessed (just kidding Draco).*
Draco: Oh no what peril. What evil mastermind besides me of course could have made the nail clippers go.POOF! Hahahahaha.*coughs* ha. Anyways I'm going to need some help.*
*Hermione walks up.*
Draco: It's a good thing you are here.Blonde Bimbo Girl!
*Hermione saunters forward with her hands on her hips. Then she fluffs her hair.*
Hermione: I'm like ready to like save the day. What's the like problem? *Pretends to apply lip gloss.*
Draco: The nail clippers have went POOF!! Hehehe!
*Hermione screams in horror looking like Scream.*
Hermione: How am I like going to like keep my cuticles at like a perfect length without nail clippers?!?
Draco: There there, you could use some thing else.like a knife!!! MWAHAHAHA!
Hermione: Umm you can like leave me alone. You're like freaking me out and I think you like need help.
Harry: Did someone say help?
Hermione: Thank goodness you are like here.Bird Watcher Boy!
Harry: Oh look birdie in the sky. *Points and looks up.* dodo in my eye! *Wipes eyes.* (AN: I don't own that phrase it comes from the teachers' skit at Camp Michindoh, during 6th grade.)
Draco: Really? Anyways the nail clippers went.POOF! Hahaha!
Hermione: You know that like got old like after the first time you said it!
Harry: *Rubbing eyes still.* Can someone help me?
Ron: You rang?
Harry: It's a good thing you are here Spazz Boy.
Ron: *Talks really fast and rapidly getting louder.* Are you sure it's good I'm here. I could not be here and the problem wouldn't get solved. Or maybe it's a good thing I'm here because I can help. But maybe its not. And what if that psycho *Points at Draco.* kills me. Will any of you care.or is it a conspiracy! *Looks cautiously at the other three.*
Harry: Man you talk as fast as a Warbling Vireo! Though your hair is the color of a male Cardinal's plumage.
Ron: Are you making fun of me? STOP MAKING FUN OF ME! I can't handle people making FUN OF ME! *Glares at the laughing audience and then runs away.*
Draco: *Yells at Ron's retreating figure.* Hey its my job to yell! So what are we going to do about the clippers that went POOF!
Harry: You can shut up you old crow.nobody cares about the nail clippers. *Pauses for a moment and listens intently.* Yay! I hear the call of the Great Crested Flycatcher, must go. *Leaves.*
Hermione: I am like so outta here, its time for my manicure.*Walks like a model on a runway back to her seat.*
Draco: Another problem solved..wait a minute!
*Buzz.*
Christina: That was great you guys! I am giving 200 hundred points to Hermione to make up for all the brain cells she must have lost saying the word "like" a billion times.
AN: There you have it the beginning of my new episode of the Harry Potter Whose Line. I'm sorry for abusing like so much and I don't mean to offend any blondes (I am one!) or people who use "like" a lot. And before some of you ask about the bird watching thing; well my Vertebrate Zoology teacher is a big bird watcher. Right now we are learning birds and the names above are all real ones, we even have to learn over 20 bird calls. I just had to get it out of my system because my major tests on it are coming up. I would like to say thanks to my beta Mandi and to my reviewers: mad hobbit, LEDlorien7, Jlyn, Jessica, eedoe, GroovyGirlHP, Darian, and L . You guys are more encouraging than you will ever know, I wouldn't have gotten this far without the words of encouragement, so thanks!!!
Christina
If you like this story, check out some of my other fics!
Whose Line Is It Anyways?:Versions 2 (My second Whose Line fic, but this time the cast members are from Lord of the Rings.)
Harry and Frodo's Big Switch (When Frodo Baggins and Harry Potter trade bodies what oh what what will happen? And will they return)
As Long As I Live (My Harry Potter 5th year fic. When Harry learns of his destiny will he be able to cope? And what will happen when he's sent back to the time of his parents?)
The Fellowship of the Rings: A Hogwarts Production (What if a school decided to try to do a play out of Tolkien's first book in the trilogy? And what if that school is none other than Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?)
You Are Always There For Me (My Lily/James fic. Mysteries shroud the true lives of Lily and James Potter, this is what I think really happened to the famous parents of Harry Potter.)
Harry's Unexpected Trip (When a Floo trip goes wrong, Harry finds himself on Middle Earth. Now Harry joins up with the Fellowship to prepare for the biggest war Middle Earth has ever seen, but will Harry ever make it home?)
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AN: Due to popular demand, I have decided to write a new episode for this Harry Potter Whose Line. I will continue writing this fic and my LOTR Whose Line for as long you guys keep supporting me with your awesome reviews.
Whose Line Is It Anyways?
Episode 2
~Chapter 6-Superheroes~
Announcer: This is Whose Line Is It Anyways?
*Audience cheers.*
Announcer: And here's the host and author Christina B!!!
Christina: Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyways?, where the points don't matter. Just the cautions on airline peanut bags: May contain nuts. Anyways today's panel is once again from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
*Cheers.*
Christina: They are Harry I rock as Seeker Potter, Ron My hair is red Weasley, Hermione I read for fun Granger.
*The three Gryffindors wave at the crowd and had been already seated from the start of the show.*
Christina: and today's special guest is none other than Draco I was a ferret once Malfoy!
*Audience applauds as the sneering blonde boy walks out. Draco and Harry exchange death glares.*
Christina: *Notices this exchange.* Ok you two, save the death threats for later. Ok our first game for tonight is called Superheroes. Draco you are a superhero who needs to solve a problem with the assistance of the other three. Now what problem should our heroes solve?
*Audience yells random things.*
All the nail clippers have disappeared.
Puppies have been kidnapped.
Christina: Alright then. Hmm. we will do the nail clipper disappearance. Now what is superhero Malfoy going to be called.
*Random things yelled again.*
Ferret Boy
Captain Insanity
Sergeant Sentimental
Christina: Hehe those are funny. As much as Ferret Boy suits you.*Draco glares and the trio start cracking up.* I think we will go with Captain Insanity. When you are ready you may go try to solve the nail clipper disappearance and the others will come in one at a time.
Draco: Ah just an average day in the life of me.CAPTAIN INSANITY!!! MWAHAHAHAHA.ha.
*Draco looks possessed for a moment and then resumes his normal look even though he always looks posessed (just kidding Draco).*
Draco: Oh no what peril. What evil mastermind besides me of course could have made the nail clippers go.POOF! Hahahahaha.*coughs* ha. Anyways I'm going to need some help.*
*Hermione walks up.*
Draco: It's a good thing you are here.Blonde Bimbo Girl!
*Hermione saunters forward with her hands on her hips. Then she fluffs her hair.*
Hermione: I'm like ready to like save the day. What's the like problem? *Pretends to apply lip gloss.*
Draco: The nail clippers have went POOF!! Hehehe!
*Hermione screams in horror looking like Scream.*
Hermione: How am I like going to like keep my cuticles at like a perfect length without nail clippers?!?
Draco: There there, you could use some thing else.like a knife!!! MWAHAHAHA!
Hermione: Umm you can like leave me alone. You're like freaking me out and I think you like need help.
Harry: Did someone say help?
Hermione: Thank goodness you are like here.Bird Watcher Boy!
Harry: Oh look birdie in the sky. *Points and looks up.* dodo in my eye! *Wipes eyes.* (AN: I don't own that phrase it comes from the teachers' skit at Camp Michindoh, during 6th grade.)
Draco: Really? Anyways the nail clippers went.POOF! Hahaha!
Hermione: You know that like got old like after the first time you said it!
Harry: *Rubbing eyes still.* Can someone help me?
Ron: You rang?
Harry: It's a good thing you are here Spazz Boy.
Ron: *Talks really fast and rapidly getting louder.* Are you sure it's good I'm here. I could not be here and the problem wouldn't get solved. Or maybe it's a good thing I'm here because I can help. But maybe its not. And what if that psycho *Points at Draco.* kills me. Will any of you care.or is it a conspiracy! *Looks cautiously at the other three.*
Harry: Man you talk as fast as a Warbling Vireo! Though your hair is the color of a male Cardinal's plumage.
Ron: Are you making fun of me? STOP MAKING FUN OF ME! I can't handle people making FUN OF ME! *Glares at the laughing audience and then runs away.*
Draco: *Yells at Ron's retreating figure.* Hey its my job to yell! So what are we going to do about the clippers that went POOF!
Harry: You can shut up you old crow.nobody cares about the nail clippers. *Pauses for a moment and listens intently.* Yay! I hear the call of the Great Crested Flycatcher, must go. *Leaves.*
Hermione: I am like so outta here, its time for my manicure.*Walks like a model on a runway back to her seat.*
Draco: Another problem solved..wait a minute!
*Buzz.*
Christina: That was great you guys! I am giving 200 hundred points to Hermione to make up for all the brain cells she must have lost saying the word "like" a billion times.
AN: There you have it the beginning of my new episode of the Harry Potter Whose Line. I'm sorry for abusing like so much and I don't mean to offend any blondes (I am one!) or people who use "like" a lot. And before some of you ask about the bird watching thing; well my Vertebrate Zoology teacher is a big bird watcher. Right now we are learning birds and the names above are all real ones, we even have to learn over 20 bird calls. I just had to get it out of my system because my major tests on it are coming up. I would like to say thanks to my beta Mandi and to my reviewers: mad hobbit, LEDlorien7, Jlyn, Jessica, eedoe, GroovyGirlHP, Darian, and L . You guys are more encouraging than you will ever know, I wouldn't have gotten this far without the words of encouragement, so thanks!!!
Christina
If you like this story, check out some of my other fics!
Whose Line Is It Anyways?:Versions 2 (My second Whose Line fic, but this time the cast members are from Lord of the Rings.)
Harry and Frodo's Big Switch (When Frodo Baggins and Harry Potter trade bodies what oh what what will happen? And will they return)
As Long As I Live (My Harry Potter 5th year fic. When Harry learns of his destiny will he be able to cope? And what will happen when he's sent back to the time of his parents?)
The Fellowship of the Rings: A Hogwarts Production (What if a school decided to try to do a play out of Tolkien's first book in the trilogy? And what if that school is none other than Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?)
You Are Always There For Me (My Lily/James fic. Mysteries shroud the true lives of Lily and James Potter, this is what I think really happened to the famous parents of Harry Potter.)
Harry's Unexpected Trip (When a Floo trip goes wrong, Harry finds himself on Middle Earth. Now Harry joins up with the Fellowship to prepare for the biggest war Middle Earth has ever seen, but will Harry ever make it home?)
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