Disclaimer: I am stealing the plot from the show Whose Line Is It Anyways
and the panel from the Harry Potter Series. I do not in anyway own these or
make any money off this. I do own Christina because she is me (mwahahaha),
so no stealing me! (
Whose Line Is It Anyways?
Episode 2
~Chapter 7-Props ~
Christina: The next game we are going to do is called Props. I am going to give them an item and they will have 30 seconds to do as many things as they can with it. Harry and Hermione here is your prop *hands them a 3d triangle shape* and here is yours Ron and Draco *hands them an even taller rectangle shape* (AN: Sorry I'm not that original, but hey it is simple)You may begin when you are ready.
*Harry and Hermione set it so the point is straight up.*
Harry: You know.the pyramids looked a lot bigger on tv.
*Hermione nods as the buzzer sounds.*
*Ron is now hiding behind the huge rectangle.*
Draco: Hey Wilson!
*Ron shows the top of his head above the prop.*
Ron: Yes Tim? (AN: I guess its only funny if you've seen Home Improvement)
*Buzz.*
*Harry is seated and Hermione is dangling the triangle above his head.*
*She sets it on his head.*
Harry: *Tries to talk like a ventriloquist.* GRYFFINDOR!
*Buzz. Next shows Draco with his hand on the top of the prop.*
Ron: So you got a bargain on this place?
Draco: I did and its as solid as a rock! *Hits it and it falls backwards.*
*Buzzer sounds.*
*Next scene shows Harry holding the triangle up to his nose.*
Hermione: Good job with the engorgement charm Harry. Just next time aim at Snape.
*Snape in crowd jumps to his feet. Snape: I heard that! 20 points from Gryffindor!*
Christina: *Rolls eyes.* Snape! Do I have to give you a sound verbal lashing AGAIN!
*Snape sits down.*
Christina: I thought so. Continue Ron, Draco.
*The rectangle is now standing upright and Ron and Draco are acting like they are writing on it.*
Ron: I will not turn Malfoy into a ferret. *Laughs and stops writing.* A bouncing one!
Draco: I will not make Weasley puke slugs. *Smirks as he stops writing.* Serves him right!
*Buzz. Next scene shows the triangle sitting straight on the ground.*
Harry: If we would have only thrown a bucket of water on Voldie sooner.
*Buzzer sounds.*
*Next scene shows Draco standing right in front of the tall rectangle. He is fluffing his hair, waving and flashing huge cheesy grins.*
Ron: *Walks up and shakes his head.* Who wrote to Gilderoy Lockhart saying I wanted a life sized 3d picture of him? *Looks around suspiciously.* Fred, George was that you?
*Long buzz.*
Christina: Good job guys and gal. A million points to you all. And now we will go to our commercial break.
*The screen flashes and shows Legolas getting on a boat and pulling out a piece of bread from a pack. Then he addresses Merry and Pippin.*
Legolas: *Holds up bread.* Lembas! Elvish waybread. *Eats the tiniest bite.* One small bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man. *Leaves.*
Merry: *To Pippin.* How many did you eat?
Pippin: Four *Burps.*
*Screen flashes to a picture of Lembas.*
Deep Voiced Announcer: LEMBAS! ELF MADE, HOBBIT APPROVED!! If you buy a package of LEMBAS, we'll include the mallorn leaf wrappings for free! Now available at Elrond's Eatery, Mirkwood Market, and Galadriel's Groceries!
Don't miss the ship, buy you LEMBAS today!!!!
AN: For those of you who are clueless, the beginning of the commercial is from the FOTR Extended Version DVD. I always thought it sounded like a commercial, so I made it into one. I'm not always going to do commercials because I have no creativity in making them, but one of my friends begged me to put one in. Hope you like it. I am sorry I haven't been updating, but I just had finals, Graduation, and started a new job. Plus my beta reader totally disappeared off the face of the earth. So if there are mistakes please don't flame me. I know my props and stuff was really stupid, but I couldn't think of anything better. I would like to thank my reviewers: mad hobbit, LEDlorien7, Jlyn, Jessica, eedoe, GroovyGirlHP, Darian, L, paisly- robbins, AlienSmile13, Hogwarts_Drama_Queen, Vanessa, Jay, and K.D. Toling, You guys are so supportive that I felt really bad not updating for awhile!!! And for anyone else who liked the story, REVIEW!!! Those reviews keep me going!!!
If you like this story, check out some of my other fics!
Whose Line Is It Anyways?:Versions 2 (My second Whose Line fic, but this time the cast members are from Lord of the Rings.)
Harry and Frodo's Big Switch (When Frodo Baggins and Harry Potter trade bodies what oh what what will happen? And will they return)
As Long As I Live (My Harry Potter 5th year fic. When Harry learns of his destiny will he be able to cope? And what will happen when he's sent back to the time of his parents?)
The Fellowship of the Rings: A Hogwarts Production (What if a school decided to try to do a play out of Tolkien's first book in the trilogy? And what if that school is none other than Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?)
You Are Always There For Me (My Lily/James fic. Mysteries shroud the true lives of Lily and James Potter, this is what I think really happened to the famous parents of Harry Potter.)
Harry's Unexpected Trip (When a Floo trip goes wrong, Harry finds himself on Middle Earth. Now Harry joins up with the Fellowship to prepare for the biggest war Middle Earth has ever seen, but will Harry ever make it home?)
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Whose Line Is It Anyways?
Episode 2
~Chapter 7-Props ~
Christina: The next game we are going to do is called Props. I am going to give them an item and they will have 30 seconds to do as many things as they can with it. Harry and Hermione here is your prop *hands them a 3d triangle shape* and here is yours Ron and Draco *hands them an even taller rectangle shape* (AN: Sorry I'm not that original, but hey it is simple)You may begin when you are ready.
*Harry and Hermione set it so the point is straight up.*
Harry: You know.the pyramids looked a lot bigger on tv.
*Hermione nods as the buzzer sounds.*
*Ron is now hiding behind the huge rectangle.*
Draco: Hey Wilson!
*Ron shows the top of his head above the prop.*
Ron: Yes Tim? (AN: I guess its only funny if you've seen Home Improvement)
*Buzz.*
*Harry is seated and Hermione is dangling the triangle above his head.*
*She sets it on his head.*
Harry: *Tries to talk like a ventriloquist.* GRYFFINDOR!
*Buzz. Next shows Draco with his hand on the top of the prop.*
Ron: So you got a bargain on this place?
Draco: I did and its as solid as a rock! *Hits it and it falls backwards.*
*Buzzer sounds.*
*Next scene shows Harry holding the triangle up to his nose.*
Hermione: Good job with the engorgement charm Harry. Just next time aim at Snape.
*Snape in crowd jumps to his feet. Snape: I heard that! 20 points from Gryffindor!*
Christina: *Rolls eyes.* Snape! Do I have to give you a sound verbal lashing AGAIN!
*Snape sits down.*
Christina: I thought so. Continue Ron, Draco.
*The rectangle is now standing upright and Ron and Draco are acting like they are writing on it.*
Ron: I will not turn Malfoy into a ferret. *Laughs and stops writing.* A bouncing one!
Draco: I will not make Weasley puke slugs. *Smirks as he stops writing.* Serves him right!
*Buzz. Next scene shows the triangle sitting straight on the ground.*
Harry: If we would have only thrown a bucket of water on Voldie sooner.
*Buzzer sounds.*
*Next scene shows Draco standing right in front of the tall rectangle. He is fluffing his hair, waving and flashing huge cheesy grins.*
Ron: *Walks up and shakes his head.* Who wrote to Gilderoy Lockhart saying I wanted a life sized 3d picture of him? *Looks around suspiciously.* Fred, George was that you?
*Long buzz.*
Christina: Good job guys and gal. A million points to you all. And now we will go to our commercial break.
*The screen flashes and shows Legolas getting on a boat and pulling out a piece of bread from a pack. Then he addresses Merry and Pippin.*
Legolas: *Holds up bread.* Lembas! Elvish waybread. *Eats the tiniest bite.* One small bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man. *Leaves.*
Merry: *To Pippin.* How many did you eat?
Pippin: Four *Burps.*
*Screen flashes to a picture of Lembas.*
Deep Voiced Announcer: LEMBAS! ELF MADE, HOBBIT APPROVED!! If you buy a package of LEMBAS, we'll include the mallorn leaf wrappings for free! Now available at Elrond's Eatery, Mirkwood Market, and Galadriel's Groceries!
Don't miss the ship, buy you LEMBAS today!!!!
AN: For those of you who are clueless, the beginning of the commercial is from the FOTR Extended Version DVD. I always thought it sounded like a commercial, so I made it into one. I'm not always going to do commercials because I have no creativity in making them, but one of my friends begged me to put one in. Hope you like it. I am sorry I haven't been updating, but I just had finals, Graduation, and started a new job. Plus my beta reader totally disappeared off the face of the earth. So if there are mistakes please don't flame me. I know my props and stuff was really stupid, but I couldn't think of anything better. I would like to thank my reviewers: mad hobbit, LEDlorien7, Jlyn, Jessica, eedoe, GroovyGirlHP, Darian, L, paisly- robbins, AlienSmile13, Hogwarts_Drama_Queen, Vanessa, Jay, and K.D. Toling, You guys are so supportive that I felt really bad not updating for awhile!!! And for anyone else who liked the story, REVIEW!!! Those reviews keep me going!!!
If you like this story, check out some of my other fics!
Whose Line Is It Anyways?:Versions 2 (My second Whose Line fic, but this time the cast members are from Lord of the Rings.)
Harry and Frodo's Big Switch (When Frodo Baggins and Harry Potter trade bodies what oh what what will happen? And will they return)
As Long As I Live (My Harry Potter 5th year fic. When Harry learns of his destiny will he be able to cope? And what will happen when he's sent back to the time of his parents?)
The Fellowship of the Rings: A Hogwarts Production (What if a school decided to try to do a play out of Tolkien's first book in the trilogy? And what if that school is none other than Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?)
You Are Always There For Me (My Lily/James fic. Mysteries shroud the true lives of Lily and James Potter, this is what I think really happened to the famous parents of Harry Potter.)
Harry's Unexpected Trip (When a Floo trip goes wrong, Harry finds himself on Middle Earth. Now Harry joins up with the Fellowship to prepare for the biggest war Middle Earth has ever seen, but will Harry ever make it home?)
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