A/N: Okay, if you haven't seen the series or don't know what happens to Legato, this chapter contains some spoilers...well, A spoiler. On another note, thanks to everyone who reviewed! I'm sorry that I couldn't fit everyone who wanted to ask Vash a question into this chapter, but I took the first one I saw that had a DESCRIPTION AND A QUESTION FOR VASH. Anyway...
Sheen Tacos: Sorry! The next interview is with Legato, so if you can think of a question for him relativley fast and post it, I might be able to fit you in! By the way, don't be so descriptive of what you want to do while on the show. I decide what you do (of course I'll make you ask the question), but I won't put exactly what you write. ^ ^ ;;
Kenshingirl11: Again, sorry! Thanks for the desription though, and I'll try to put you on our show another time!
Eriks: I didn't know what question you wanted to ask, so next time tell me! ^ ^ I'll try to get you on here soon!
mimic12355: ...dom? What the hell is that supposed to mean? Do you mean DUMB? Or are you just being a retard? ..or is it in a foreign language? If it's a flame, next time make it more clear. And if it's not by chance, sorry! ^ ^
LegacyRBluesummers: Well, read and find out! ^___^
Disclaimer: I think you get it by now, but I don't own anything. Wait, I own Bob! BWA HAHAHAHAHA!!! *coughcough ...yeah, but nothing else. The third chapter is up, so read and enjoy! ^.^
~*~*~*~*~Donuts and an Interview with Vash*~*~*~*~*~
"Megan, hurry up!"
"Hold on!" the teen runs across the stage, balancing a platter of food and drink with her hands and holding a remote in her mouth. "Ary I'm eh! Ah!" she spits out the device. "Sorry I'm late! I had trouble finding pudding!" She sets down the plate by the left wall and pushes a button on the remote. It opens, allowing Megan to slide the food and beverages into the room.
^.^ "Ooo, pudding!" Millie grabs a cup.
"Hey!" Meryl yells, "Let us out of here before I-"
"Sorry! No can do!" Megan pushes the button again, "Can't talk right now, gotta interview Vash!"
"Vash!?" Meryl manages to scream before the wall seals itslef.
"Damn, she's loud," Megan walks away from the wall and seats herself in one of the armchairs, "Say, where's Vash?"
"Hello!" A man's head with blonde hair and aqua green eyes slides out from the right wall.
"Oh, hey!" Ashley gestures over to him, "Everybody, this is Vash the Stampede! Vash the Stampede, this is everybody!"
"Hey everybody!" Vash walks onstage, smiling at the mostly female audience and waving to the camera.
"Oh my God! WE LOVE YOU VASH!" a group of fangirls in the back scream.
"Damn, you're tall."
"Yeah, I get that a lot," he sits down on the couch, "And what would your name be?"
"I'm Megan!"
"And I'm Ashley! Welcome!"
"Thanks. It's great to be here," he pauses, "...what is she doing?"
"Who, Megan?" Ashley asks, "She's just, um, saying hi."
^_^ Megan is now sitting on the sofa close to Vash, "...hi."
"Uh, hi there," Vash smiles, "So what's your question, Megan?"
^______________________^
"Not again!" Ashley screeches, "MEGAN, COME ON! WE HAVE A SHOW TO DO!!"
"Ah!" Megan snaps out of it, "Sorry, again! Anyway," she returns to her former self, relaxing on the couch, "How are things with you and Meryl?"
"Things? Well, to be honest, I haven't seen her around lately."
"Yeah, wonder what ever happened to her..."
"BANG BANG BANG!!!
O.O Vash looks around, "What was that?"
"We, um...we have rats."
"What are you talking about, Megan?"
"I SAID we have RATS."
"Ooooh," Ashley catches on, "RATS. Yeah...she's right. We have rats."
*BANG BANG BANG!!!
"Wow, those are some pretty big rats."
Megan looks at the wall, "Yeah, they are..."
*BANG BANG BANG!!!
"...annoying, really..."
*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!!!
"...and if they don't STOP being annoying, I'M GOING TO KILL THEM ALL!!"
*silence
^.^ "There, all better!"
o.O "...alrighty then."
"Now it's time to go to the audience! Can you pick someone for a question, Vash?" Ala asks.
"Sure! How about..." the man in the red coat scans the audience of women. "...oh, so many girls to choose from, and..." he looks closer at the second row, "...Legato? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?"
The figure in the white coat sighs and stands.
"Eh-" Vash scratches his head, "Did you get shorter?"
"No, I didn't get shorter."
"And your VOICE! Where's your skull!? And, your hair..."
"My name's LegacyRBluesummers," she brushes her bangs aside, revealing another amber eye.
"Oh, um, sorry," he puts on a stupid face, "I thought you were Legato."
"Obviously," Megan mutters.
Vash smiles, "Well, what's your question, pretty lady?"
^_^ "Hehe. What kind of girlfriend are you looking for?"
"Well, for starters, she's gotta be smart, attractive, and..." he pauses, thinking, "...nice and sweet."
*everyone "WHAT!?"
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?" Megan shrieks, "NICE AND SWEET!? THEN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOIN WITH MERYL!?"
"Oh," he says nervously, "Must've forgot about her..."
*BANG BANG BANG!!!
Ashley looks up at Vash, "I think you've angered the rats..."
"Yeah, one of em's kinda bitchy..."
"What was that!?"
"Errrr..." Megan twiddles her thumb, "...nothing."
Vash rubs his head, "Ahh, deja-vu..."
"Well now, thanks for the question LegacyRBluesummers!"
^_^ "You're welcome!" she turns to Vash, "Hey, if things don't work out between you and prissy Meryl, I'm available!"
"Prissy?"
She waves and goes back to her seat.
"Hey!" Ashley exclaims, "Nothing bad happened this time!"
Vash sits down, "Uh...this time?"
"Yeah! Last time we interviewed Knives, he almost shot someone!"
"What!? My brother!? I'm going to KILL him!"
"Yeah," says Megan," But Millie's worse! She used her big-ass gun on an audience member when we interviewed her and Meryl!"
"Meryl!?" Vash screams, "You talked to her!? When!?"
"A few days ago..."
"That's how long she's been missing! But...wait a minute, "he looks at the young hosts suspiciously, "Did you two have anything to do with her...disappearance?"
"Us?" Ashley asks nervously, "Why would we kidnap your girlfriend?"
He peers at her harder, "I never said anything about kidnapping."
"Uh, Megan, some help here?"
Megan looks around, "...I've got it, be right back!" she runs off-stage and returns with a box of donuts.
"Ahh!" Vash jumps up, "Are those for me!?"
"...why yes they are!"
^.^ "Wow, thanks!" he snatches the box out of her hands and grabs a brown donut, "Mmm, my favorite!"
*everyone ...O.O
"Boy, do you have an appetite," Ashley says.
^^ "Yeah!" he stuffs his face, "A bottomless pit, really! I could eat donuts all day!"
*sweatdrop "Yeah, I bet you could."
Megan looks longingly at the almost empty box, "Must...resist..urge..to...GRAB LAST DONUT!" she looks at Ashley, "...is it just me, or are we forgetting to do something?"
"I dunno," she stares at the eating Vash, "You wanna get some Burger King?"
^.^ "Mm, sounds good!" Megan smiles.
"Oh, wait a minute!" Vash yells, "You're supposed to be asking me questions!"
Megan and Ashley stop halfway to the exit, "Oh yeah...bummer," they sit back in their chairs, "Next question? Um," Megan thinks, "Oh! I've always wondered about this one! What's it like having Knives around after you beat him?"
"Well, I guess it's okay. I mean, now that all the Gung-Ho Guns are gone, he can't cause so much trouble."
"Yes, Legato is dead! BWA HAHA!!" LegacyRBluesummers stands up and shouts.
"Hey, I didn't WANT to kill him!" yells a teary-eyed Vash.
"Oh, I'm sorry, don't cry!"
"No, it's okay. It's just...all the donuts are gone!" he wails, holding up the empty box.
*sweatdrop "What about shooting Legato in the head?"
"That too!!"
"So, Ashley interrupts, "Does Knives live with you?"
"Oh yeah!" his face brightens, "I had to take care of him until he healed!"
"How long ago was that?"
"...a while."
"And?"
"...he never left."
"Oh, it's brotherly love!" Megan squeals.
*everyone "Awwwww!"
"H-hey!" Vash blushes, "I have to keep an eye on him so he doesn't get himself into any trouble!"
"Oh, you're looking out for your brother!
"No I'm not!"
"Just admit it, you love him!"
"But," he stops, "Alright, I admit it..I...I love my brother Knives."
The audience cheers. He blushes even harder.
"How sweet," says Ashley, "Next question!" she gets no response, "Fine. What was it like carrying him for iles and iles?"
"I must admit, it WAS pretty tough," Vash smiles, "But I managed to get us both safely to town."
"Man, you must be some kind of machine," Megan awes.
"He's a plant, you idiot."
"...oh yeah!"
In the back, Bob the camera man signals for them to hurry up.
"Don't you rush ME, Bob!" she stares stares at him, "...hey, where's your tattoo!?"
*Bob "..."
"You took it off!" Megan steams, "Fine, you'll just have to have a NEW one!" she stomps her way up the aisle and takes out her sharpie, "Property of: MEGAN," she writes on his forehead.
"Hey!" Ashley yells from onstage.
"...and ASHLEY." The young man sighs as Megan returns to her seat.
"Ah, that poor guy," Vash whispers.
"I heard that!" Megan screams.
"..."
"He's used to it. He's..." she cackles like a maniac, "MY SLAVE!!"
*GASP! "He's your SLAVE!?"
"She's just kidding! Don't worry, he just works for us," Ashley glares at Megan.
Bob signals for them to wrap it up.
"Hey!" Megan yells in a Cartman voice, "Respect my AUTHOR-I-TY!!"
O.o "Well, I need to be going soon..."
'NOOOO!" Megan latches onto his leg, "DON'T LEAVE ME!!"
"Hey!" he tries to shake her off, "I have to check up on Knives!"
*everyone "AWWWWW!!!!"
He blushes, "Stop that!"
"Fine, you're free to go!" Megan stands up.
"...really?"
^.^ "Yep!"
Vash slowly backs away towards the exit, "Thanks everyone! It was fun!"
"Call me!" LegacyRBluesummers shouts.
Ashley rises, "Join us next time to see the one and only Legato Bluesummers on our show!"
Vash shrieks, "Legato!? I thought he was dead!"
"Yeah, um, we have...WAYS of uh...RESURRECTING the dead, so they can some to our Studio!"
O.O "How? You must tell me!"
"Sorry, our little secret!"
"NOOOOOOO!" security drags Vash out the door.
"...we have security?" Megan asks. "When did that happen?"
"Not sure...Bob? Did you hire these guys?" he nodds, "Bob, I love you!"
Megan faces the audience, "Well, once again, Legato's up next. So tune in later to see! Goodnight!
~*~*~*~*~*THE END...or is it?*~*~*~*~*~
ASHLEY: "Of course it isn't!"
MEGAN: "Hey, let me have a little fun!"
ASHLEY: "...whatever. Well, please review! Thank you!"
MEGAN: "...hey, that rhymed!"
ASHLEY: -.-;;
Sheen Tacos: Sorry! The next interview is with Legato, so if you can think of a question for him relativley fast and post it, I might be able to fit you in! By the way, don't be so descriptive of what you want to do while on the show. I decide what you do (of course I'll make you ask the question), but I won't put exactly what you write. ^ ^ ;;
Kenshingirl11: Again, sorry! Thanks for the desription though, and I'll try to put you on our show another time!
Eriks: I didn't know what question you wanted to ask, so next time tell me! ^ ^ I'll try to get you on here soon!
mimic12355: ...dom? What the hell is that supposed to mean? Do you mean DUMB? Or are you just being a retard? ..or is it in a foreign language? If it's a flame, next time make it more clear. And if it's not by chance, sorry! ^ ^
LegacyRBluesummers: Well, read and find out! ^___^
Disclaimer: I think you get it by now, but I don't own anything. Wait, I own Bob! BWA HAHAHAHAHA!!! *coughcough ...yeah, but nothing else. The third chapter is up, so read and enjoy! ^.^
~*~*~*~*~Donuts and an Interview with Vash*~*~*~*~*~
"Megan, hurry up!"
"Hold on!" the teen runs across the stage, balancing a platter of food and drink with her hands and holding a remote in her mouth. "Ary I'm eh! Ah!" she spits out the device. "Sorry I'm late! I had trouble finding pudding!" She sets down the plate by the left wall and pushes a button on the remote. It opens, allowing Megan to slide the food and beverages into the room.
^.^ "Ooo, pudding!" Millie grabs a cup.
"Hey!" Meryl yells, "Let us out of here before I-"
"Sorry! No can do!" Megan pushes the button again, "Can't talk right now, gotta interview Vash!"
"Vash!?" Meryl manages to scream before the wall seals itslef.
"Damn, she's loud," Megan walks away from the wall and seats herself in one of the armchairs, "Say, where's Vash?"
"Hello!" A man's head with blonde hair and aqua green eyes slides out from the right wall.
"Oh, hey!" Ashley gestures over to him, "Everybody, this is Vash the Stampede! Vash the Stampede, this is everybody!"
"Hey everybody!" Vash walks onstage, smiling at the mostly female audience and waving to the camera.
"Oh my God! WE LOVE YOU VASH!" a group of fangirls in the back scream.
"Damn, you're tall."
"Yeah, I get that a lot," he sits down on the couch, "And what would your name be?"
"I'm Megan!"
"And I'm Ashley! Welcome!"
"Thanks. It's great to be here," he pauses, "...what is she doing?"
"Who, Megan?" Ashley asks, "She's just, um, saying hi."
^_^ Megan is now sitting on the sofa close to Vash, "...hi."
"Uh, hi there," Vash smiles, "So what's your question, Megan?"
^______________________^
"Not again!" Ashley screeches, "MEGAN, COME ON! WE HAVE A SHOW TO DO!!"
"Ah!" Megan snaps out of it, "Sorry, again! Anyway," she returns to her former self, relaxing on the couch, "How are things with you and Meryl?"
"Things? Well, to be honest, I haven't seen her around lately."
"Yeah, wonder what ever happened to her..."
"BANG BANG BANG!!!
O.O Vash looks around, "What was that?"
"We, um...we have rats."
"What are you talking about, Megan?"
"I SAID we have RATS."
"Ooooh," Ashley catches on, "RATS. Yeah...she's right. We have rats."
*BANG BANG BANG!!!
"Wow, those are some pretty big rats."
Megan looks at the wall, "Yeah, they are..."
*BANG BANG BANG!!!
"...annoying, really..."
*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!!!
"...and if they don't STOP being annoying, I'M GOING TO KILL THEM ALL!!"
*silence
^.^ "There, all better!"
o.O "...alrighty then."
"Now it's time to go to the audience! Can you pick someone for a question, Vash?" Ala asks.
"Sure! How about..." the man in the red coat scans the audience of women. "...oh, so many girls to choose from, and..." he looks closer at the second row, "...Legato? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?"
The figure in the white coat sighs and stands.
"Eh-" Vash scratches his head, "Did you get shorter?"
"No, I didn't get shorter."
"And your VOICE! Where's your skull!? And, your hair..."
"My name's LegacyRBluesummers," she brushes her bangs aside, revealing another amber eye.
"Oh, um, sorry," he puts on a stupid face, "I thought you were Legato."
"Obviously," Megan mutters.
Vash smiles, "Well, what's your question, pretty lady?"
^_^ "Hehe. What kind of girlfriend are you looking for?"
"Well, for starters, she's gotta be smart, attractive, and..." he pauses, thinking, "...nice and sweet."
*everyone "WHAT!?"
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?" Megan shrieks, "NICE AND SWEET!? THEN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOIN WITH MERYL!?"
"Oh," he says nervously, "Must've forgot about her..."
*BANG BANG BANG!!!
Ashley looks up at Vash, "I think you've angered the rats..."
"Yeah, one of em's kinda bitchy..."
"What was that!?"
"Errrr..." Megan twiddles her thumb, "...nothing."
Vash rubs his head, "Ahh, deja-vu..."
"Well now, thanks for the question LegacyRBluesummers!"
^_^ "You're welcome!" she turns to Vash, "Hey, if things don't work out between you and prissy Meryl, I'm available!"
"Prissy?"
She waves and goes back to her seat.
"Hey!" Ashley exclaims, "Nothing bad happened this time!"
Vash sits down, "Uh...this time?"
"Yeah! Last time we interviewed Knives, he almost shot someone!"
"What!? My brother!? I'm going to KILL him!"
"Yeah," says Megan," But Millie's worse! She used her big-ass gun on an audience member when we interviewed her and Meryl!"
"Meryl!?" Vash screams, "You talked to her!? When!?"
"A few days ago..."
"That's how long she's been missing! But...wait a minute, "he looks at the young hosts suspiciously, "Did you two have anything to do with her...disappearance?"
"Us?" Ashley asks nervously, "Why would we kidnap your girlfriend?"
He peers at her harder, "I never said anything about kidnapping."
"Uh, Megan, some help here?"
Megan looks around, "...I've got it, be right back!" she runs off-stage and returns with a box of donuts.
"Ahh!" Vash jumps up, "Are those for me!?"
"...why yes they are!"
^.^ "Wow, thanks!" he snatches the box out of her hands and grabs a brown donut, "Mmm, my favorite!"
*everyone ...O.O
"Boy, do you have an appetite," Ashley says.
^^ "Yeah!" he stuffs his face, "A bottomless pit, really! I could eat donuts all day!"
*sweatdrop "Yeah, I bet you could."
Megan looks longingly at the almost empty box, "Must...resist..urge..to...GRAB LAST DONUT!" she looks at Ashley, "...is it just me, or are we forgetting to do something?"
"I dunno," she stares at the eating Vash, "You wanna get some Burger King?"
^.^ "Mm, sounds good!" Megan smiles.
"Oh, wait a minute!" Vash yells, "You're supposed to be asking me questions!"
Megan and Ashley stop halfway to the exit, "Oh yeah...bummer," they sit back in their chairs, "Next question? Um," Megan thinks, "Oh! I've always wondered about this one! What's it like having Knives around after you beat him?"
"Well, I guess it's okay. I mean, now that all the Gung-Ho Guns are gone, he can't cause so much trouble."
"Yes, Legato is dead! BWA HAHA!!" LegacyRBluesummers stands up and shouts.
"Hey, I didn't WANT to kill him!" yells a teary-eyed Vash.
"Oh, I'm sorry, don't cry!"
"No, it's okay. It's just...all the donuts are gone!" he wails, holding up the empty box.
*sweatdrop "What about shooting Legato in the head?"
"That too!!"
"So, Ashley interrupts, "Does Knives live with you?"
"Oh yeah!" his face brightens, "I had to take care of him until he healed!"
"How long ago was that?"
"...a while."
"And?"
"...he never left."
"Oh, it's brotherly love!" Megan squeals.
*everyone "Awwwww!"
"H-hey!" Vash blushes, "I have to keep an eye on him so he doesn't get himself into any trouble!"
"Oh, you're looking out for your brother!
"No I'm not!"
"Just admit it, you love him!"
"But," he stops, "Alright, I admit it..I...I love my brother Knives."
The audience cheers. He blushes even harder.
"How sweet," says Ashley, "Next question!" she gets no response, "Fine. What was it like carrying him for iles and iles?"
"I must admit, it WAS pretty tough," Vash smiles, "But I managed to get us both safely to town."
"Man, you must be some kind of machine," Megan awes.
"He's a plant, you idiot."
"...oh yeah!"
In the back, Bob the camera man signals for them to hurry up.
"Don't you rush ME, Bob!" she stares stares at him, "...hey, where's your tattoo!?"
*Bob "..."
"You took it off!" Megan steams, "Fine, you'll just have to have a NEW one!" she stomps her way up the aisle and takes out her sharpie, "Property of: MEGAN," she writes on his forehead.
"Hey!" Ashley yells from onstage.
"...and ASHLEY." The young man sighs as Megan returns to her seat.
"Ah, that poor guy," Vash whispers.
"I heard that!" Megan screams.
"..."
"He's used to it. He's..." she cackles like a maniac, "MY SLAVE!!"
*GASP! "He's your SLAVE!?"
"She's just kidding! Don't worry, he just works for us," Ashley glares at Megan.
Bob signals for them to wrap it up.
"Hey!" Megan yells in a Cartman voice, "Respect my AUTHOR-I-TY!!"
O.o "Well, I need to be going soon..."
'NOOOO!" Megan latches onto his leg, "DON'T LEAVE ME!!"
"Hey!" he tries to shake her off, "I have to check up on Knives!"
*everyone "AWWWWW!!!!"
He blushes, "Stop that!"
"Fine, you're free to go!" Megan stands up.
"...really?"
^.^ "Yep!"
Vash slowly backs away towards the exit, "Thanks everyone! It was fun!"
"Call me!" LegacyRBluesummers shouts.
Ashley rises, "Join us next time to see the one and only Legato Bluesummers on our show!"
Vash shrieks, "Legato!? I thought he was dead!"
"Yeah, um, we have...WAYS of uh...RESURRECTING the dead, so they can some to our Studio!"
O.O "How? You must tell me!"
"Sorry, our little secret!"
"NOOOOOOO!" security drags Vash out the door.
"...we have security?" Megan asks. "When did that happen?"
"Not sure...Bob? Did you hire these guys?" he nodds, "Bob, I love you!"
Megan faces the audience, "Well, once again, Legato's up next. So tune in later to see! Goodnight!
~*~*~*~*~*THE END...or is it?*~*~*~*~*~
ASHLEY: "Of course it isn't!"
MEGAN: "Hey, let me have a little fun!"
ASHLEY: "...whatever. Well, please review! Thank you!"
MEGAN: "...hey, that rhymed!"
ASHLEY: -.-;;