A/N: *flying tackles* I love yooouuuuu! It makes me so happy when you review! ^^ As promised, here's Caine the Longshot!
Eriks: I didn't include you??? Did you have a question? *looks at reviews* Erm, you have to review a question to be on the show. ^^;; But don't worry, since you have a question this time, you'll be on it! Sorry for the confusion.
Mimic: O.O Ooooo, I want a pictuuureee! (kooshball117@aol.com)
~*~*~*~*~*Field Trip to the Hospital*~*~*~*~*~
*bump* *bump* *bump* *bu-
"Stop bumping!"
*silence*
"That's better."
"Ow, my ass is sore."
"That's because this stupid ambulance is too BUMPY!"
"Why are we in an ambulance again?"
"We gave people seizures at the Studio. And set things on fire. And Midvalley blew some stuff up after the show. And-"
"All right, all right! I remember!" Megan twiddles her thumbs. "...but why are we in an ambulance?"
"It was either ride to the hospital with the victims or go to jail."
"...so we're not really injured?"
"Nope."
"We're just pretending to be?"
"That's right."
"...wow! We're goin' to the hos-pi-tal!"
*smacks self in forehead*
"It's like a field trip! Yaaay!"
::::::::::15 MINUTES LATER::::::::::
The two hosts scamble out of the ambulance. Megan starts running towards the hospital.
"Megan! Stop!"
She comes to a halt in mid-run. "Wha?"
"You have to be convincing!"
"Oooo! Okay!" She starts waddling to the doors.
"Oh come on! It looks like you have a stick up your ass!"
"Hey! Don't make fun of my special abilities!"
"Whatever." Ashley follows with a limp.
They enter the hospital and sit on some waiting benches in the front. A nurse sees them and asks if they have an appointment.
"Um, yeah, we do!"
"With what doctor?"
"Umm..." Megan nudges her friend. "What doctor are we seeing?"
"We're seeing Doctor, uh..." She looks around and sees a commercial for Taco Bell on the TV. "...Tacos!"
"Oh, you mean Ms. Tacos?" The nurse asks.
"Yeah!"
The employee looks doubtful for an instant and looks down at her papers. "Ms. Tacos may seem a little...FUNNY today. She's had several bottles of Livewire." She leans over and whispers. "I seriously doubt her skills. If you have any trouble, come to the main office and let me know."
"Okay, we will. Thanks!"
"Um, could you tell us where her room is?"
"Of course! Follow me." She leads them down a long corridor to the right of the entrance. "She's just inside here."
"Thanks again!" They open the door and walk inside. A man attached to an IV sits in bed, orange fluid running through the tubes.
Ashley stares at the liquid. "Hey, that kinda looks like-"
"-livewwiiiireeeeee!" The nurse whips around to reveal none other than...*GASP!*...Sheen Tacos!?
"Holy crap! How'd you get in here!?" Megan screams.
^^ "Just put on a suit, said a couple of big words, and now I'm a nurse!"
"That's awesome!"
"Yeah!" She looks at the hosts. "So what are you guys in for?"
"Eh, we just wanted to come to the hospital...and not get our asses sued."
"Ahhh." She looks them up and down, scribbling on a piece of paper. "Alright! I'll just send this in!"
"What'd you write down?"
^^ "Both your legs are broken!"
"Oh, sweet!"
"What!?" Ashley screeches. "How are we gonna walk around then!?"
"Wheelchairs!" She points to two in the corner.
^^ "Aw, now we can have races 'n' shit!"
"Yaaaayyyy!" ^^
*silence*
*coughcough*
*shift*
"...SO. ...where's Caine?"
"I dunno."
"Ooooo! Caine!? He should be here right, about, NOW!" Sheen Tacos screams and points to the door. It's thrown open and in steps Caine the Longshot.
"Yaaay! Now we can do an interview AND screw around!"
"Oh, oh! I have a question for Caaiinne!" She waves her hand widly in the air.
"First audience question...Sheen Tacos!"
^^ "Alright! Cainnee, can I have your guunnnn!?"
He taps his foot on the ground once and remains silent.
"Heey, answer meeeeee!"
*tap*
"Come ooonnn!"
*TAP*
"Gyah! I know what he's doing!" Megan looks at the gung-ho gun. "Morse code, right?"
*tap*
"No, no!" Ashley interrupts. "He's speaking Caine!"
O.o "Whaat?"
"Caine! Don't you remember it from school?"
*ponderponder* "...my God, you're right! That one course in middle school!"
"Yeah!"
"Okay, I think we can safely assume one tap means 'no'."
"And two means yes?" Ashley asks Caine.
*tap tap*
"Yaaay! We is smarts!" ^^
Sheen Tacos looks disappointed. "I can't have your gun?"
*tap*
"Damnit!"
"Well, nice talkin' to you Sheen Tacos!"
"You're leaving me!?"
"Yeah, we have to go explore the hos-pi-tal!"
Okay! Here's the wheelchairs!" She slides them over to the hosts. "Have fun!"
"Don't worry, we will!"
And with that, the girls sat in the wheelchairs and took off.
...not.
"Son of a bitch! Work damn you!" Megan bangs the sides of her wheelchair.
"Ahhhh! Go, GO!"
They both stop what they're doing and look up at Caine with puppy dog eyes. "Cainey, will you pleeease push us?"
He hesitates, but grabs each chair with one hand and rolls them out of the room.
"Yay!"
"Thank you Cainey-poo!"
A minute passes by. They get nowhere.
"Come on Caine, faster!"
He quickens his pace.
"Faster!"
*faster*
"FASTEEEERRRR!"
He breaks out into a run.
"WEEEEEEHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
"Kay! Now let us go!"
"What!?" Megan screeches.
"We'll have a race!"
^^ "Sweet! Let go Caine!"
He releases the handles and the hosts go flying down the hallway.
"Holy shiiiitttt!"
"WEEEHHHHH!"
"We're gonna diiiieeee!"
"WEEHHHHH!"
"GYAAAAHHH!"
"WEEEEEEHHH!"
They run smack into the wall.
"...ow."
"WEEEEEHHHH!"
"Shut-up Megan!"
"...weh."
They crawl out of their chairs and stand up.
"Well, that's it for using those."
*sniff* "Poor little traveling devices!"
"This calls for another audience question!" Ashley pulls a card out of her pocket. "Sarowolf wants to know 'Why do you wear that mask? Did you have an accident with macaroni?'"
Caine walks up and nods sadly.
"Aw, poor Caine!"
"Yes!" Ashley goes into explanation mode. "He had a terrible accident with macaroni, burning his face, and has forever since been horribly scarred!"
"Oh, you're like the ugly duckling, aren't you?"
*nod*
"I feel for you man!" Megan pats him on the back. "So, have you eaten macaroni since then?"
*tap* *rap knock shove* (No, those bastards.)
"Didn't think so."
They start walking down the hall, looking for something to do.
"So, Caine. Let's see if you can understand this." Ashley begins making obscene gestures. *tap tap knock thppt rap rap bang crash* "...you?" (Have you ever considered plastic surgery?)
*tap tap* *rap knock bang* (Yes, at one point in time.)
*knock screech* (Why didn't you?)
*skid bang scoff tap* *crash bang knock* (The mask fits me better. It's more menacing.)
*screech* (Suuure.)
He stares at her. *TAP TAP SKID BANG KNOCK RAP BANG* (Yes it is!)
"Guys, slow down! I can't understand you!"
*KNOCK RAP BANG*
*CRASH SKID SCOFF*
*TAP TAP CRASH SCREECH BANG SQUEAK!
"Squeak?"
*SQUEAK!*
"Pfft, I'm lost."
In unison: *SKID!!*
"Shut-up!"
They both look at Megan.
"Stop talking in that stupid Morse crap!"
*tap*
"It's Caine! The language is called CAINE!"
"Eaugh. Are we gonna continue or what?"
"...alright."
Ashley and the gung-ho gun exchange death glares before moving on.
Megan pulls out a card and reads as they walk. "Um, let's see. Legacy R. Bluesummers asks 'Where did you get your cape and how much did it cost?'"
He runs his hands along the wall to communicate. *tap*
"...no?"
*tap*
"You're not going to tell us?"
...*tap tap*
"Cool. Where'd you get it?"
*rap knock crash band punch*
"Wait, what?"
"He said he made it himself." Ashley explains.
O.O "Seriously? That's insanity! How much did the materials cost?"
...*crash*
"You STOLE them!? ...er, wait, you're a gung-ho gun. You do that kind of stuff. Well, then good job Caine! It, uh, looks really nice!"
*tap tap* *bang tap* (Yes. I know.)
"Ah, wait a mintue." Megan turns over the card. "Her partner in crime Denisuko wants to know 'Why do you wear that mask thingymajigger?'"
He looks sad.
"Yes, and we already know it's from the macaroni. Poor, poor little Caine." Ashley comforts him.
They were nearing the end of the hallway. "Ah! One more question!" She whips out a card. "This one's from...Sheen Tacos? Again? Seems we forgot to answer one of her questions. Anyway, she wanted to ask 'why is your gun so long and won't people see it?'"
*tap knock rap bang rap rap crash* (I like long things. They're spiffy.)
"Haha. Did Caine the Longshot just say something's SPIFFY!?"
*tap*, *TAP!* (No, NO!)
"Oh ho, yes you did!"
...*bang*
"It's okay. And the second question is..."
He suddenly disappears.
^^ "...he can turn himself and his stuff invisible!"
"Gyah! That's so cool!" Ashley starts swatting at the air, trying to find him.
"Oh man, we can have some fun with this one." Megan finds him and grabs his arm. The three run over to a room where five people are sitting up in hospital beds.
Megan leans over and whispers. "Okay Caine, go in there and make a bunch of noise."
"Yeah! And throw stuff!"
"The beauty of it...they won't be able to see you! BWA HAHAHAHA!"
"Okay Caine, in you go!" Ashley opens the door slightly and shoves him inside.
Within moments the people are screaming.
"Oh my God! We're all gonna die!"
"Poltergeist! POLTERGEIST!"
"Save uusssss!"
"The spaceship is coming!"
"AHHHHHHH!!!!"
The hosts fall over laughing.
"Ah, Caine, hurry up!"
"Yeah, come on! We have more work to do!"
The door swings open and the three commence running down the hallway.
Megan pulls out a card and reads to the running gung-ho gun "Aurus wants to know 'Isn't that gun a little awkward to carry around with you? I mean, I know it shrinks up like a telescope and stuff, but wouldn't it weigh like a thousand pounds!?'"
Caine turns visible for a second, whips out his gun (heheh), and tosses it over to Megan.
She falls to the ground. "Ah! Get it off me!" She attempts to shove the shrunken version off. "You heavy bastard!"
Caine picks it up with ease and puts it back over his shoulder.
"No, I don't think it's too awkward for little Caine here!" Ashley shouts as they begin running again.
Megan rubs her ass. "Ow, that hurt! Ashley, ask a question!"
She reads off a card. "Eriks wants to know 'Can you kill my little brother? He's absolutely annoying!'"
*tap*
"Why not!?"
*rap knock thppt* (That wouldn't be nice, now would it?)
"Oh, I see how it is, you sarcastic little shit!"
Ashley stops the other two with her arm. "Stop! Here's another room!"
They look inside, where an old woman is attached to a life support system.
"Yes! Okay, Caine! Go in and just stand over her and breath all creepy!"
"Ooo, nice Ashley! Oh, oh! You should point at her with your finger, too! Like Death!"
He nods and enters the room. The woman opens her eyes and gasps in horror.
"Stay, stay away from me!"
He gets closer and points his finger at her.
"No! I'm not ready! Get back!"
He looms over her and breathes deeply.
"AHHHHHHH!!!"
Something similar to a snicker escapes from Caine before he rushes out of the room.
"Geez, you almost gave her a heart attack!"
"Haha! FUN!"
They stand in the hallway and look around.
Megan rummages through her pocket and takes out another card. "I knew we missed one! Um, Mimic wonders 'Where did you get that gun? It's friggin' huge! How do you carry it around and how do you move it while laying down?'"
He looks ashamed (as much as he can with his mask on) and taps his foot once.
"No what?"
*tap rap crash* (I'm not telling where I got my gun.)
"Oh, I see."
...*rap* (...E-bay.)
"What!? You got it on E-bay!? What, do you like type in 'really huge frikkin sniper guns' in the search engine or what!?"
*skid screech scoff* (That's all I'm telling you.)
"Fine...you, you big MEANY!"
*bang tap slap* (I know I am!)
"Pfft." She crosses her arm. "Just answer the rest of the question."
He whips out his gun once again, but this times makes it extend to its full length.
Ashley stares at it. "Shiinnnyyyyy!"
"Holy crap! It's touching the other end of the hallway!"
*nod* He lays down and looks through it. Suddenly, it moves to the left, smacking Megan's leg.
"Ow! Son of a bitch!"
*drool* "Shhhiiinnnyyyy."
She rubs her leg. "Apparently, Caine moves it with much ease!"
He just shrugs and stands up. He jerks back on the gun and it scrunches back into its former, smaller state.
"...I don't like you."
The speaker intercom comes on. An angry voice blares out of it."Will Ms. Megan and Ashley please come to the main office right NOW!!"
"Oh shit! They must've figured out it was us!"
"Shhhiinnyyyyy."
"Ashley! What do we do!?"
"Shhhinnnyyyyyyyy."
"Gyah!" Megan looks frantically around. Her gaze rests on Caine's cloak. "That's it!" She grabs Ashley and steps over to the gung-ho gun. "Caine! Cover us up and get us out of here!"
He nods and turns the three invisible without a sound. They begin walking to the exit.
"Phew. I thought we weren't gonna make it!"
"...shhiinnnyyy?"
"No! No shiny!" She looks around through Caine's cloak. "...did we happen to forget something?"
:::::::::BACK IN THE HALLWAY:::::::::
Joe the camera man looks around. "Where did they go?" He walks out of the hospital. "Eh, they probably went back to the Studio. I'll just meet 'em there." He looks down at the camera. "Well, once again, hoped you enjoyed the show! Next time we'll be back at the Studio to interview Dominique the Cyclops! Goodnight!"
~*~*~*~*~*THE END...until NEXT time!*~*~*~*~*~
A/N: *GASP!* What will Megan and Ashley find when they return to the Studio!? How will they go on with their show!? Tune in next time to find out!
...no, but really folks, hoped you liked it. Review if you got a question for Dominique! ^^ Oh, and the language of Caine originates from ASHLEY and the E-bay thing and macaroni incident belong to her as well.
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Eriks: I didn't include you??? Did you have a question? *looks at reviews* Erm, you have to review a question to be on the show. ^^;; But don't worry, since you have a question this time, you'll be on it! Sorry for the confusion.
Mimic: O.O Ooooo, I want a pictuuureee! (kooshball117@aol.com)
~*~*~*~*~*Field Trip to the Hospital*~*~*~*~*~
*bump* *bump* *bump* *bu-
"Stop bumping!"
*silence*
"That's better."
"Ow, my ass is sore."
"That's because this stupid ambulance is too BUMPY!"
"Why are we in an ambulance again?"
"We gave people seizures at the Studio. And set things on fire. And Midvalley blew some stuff up after the show. And-"
"All right, all right! I remember!" Megan twiddles her thumbs. "...but why are we in an ambulance?"
"It was either ride to the hospital with the victims or go to jail."
"...so we're not really injured?"
"Nope."
"We're just pretending to be?"
"That's right."
"...wow! We're goin' to the hos-pi-tal!"
*smacks self in forehead*
"It's like a field trip! Yaaay!"
::::::::::15 MINUTES LATER::::::::::
The two hosts scamble out of the ambulance. Megan starts running towards the hospital.
"Megan! Stop!"
She comes to a halt in mid-run. "Wha?"
"You have to be convincing!"
"Oooo! Okay!" She starts waddling to the doors.
"Oh come on! It looks like you have a stick up your ass!"
"Hey! Don't make fun of my special abilities!"
"Whatever." Ashley follows with a limp.
They enter the hospital and sit on some waiting benches in the front. A nurse sees them and asks if they have an appointment.
"Um, yeah, we do!"
"With what doctor?"
"Umm..." Megan nudges her friend. "What doctor are we seeing?"
"We're seeing Doctor, uh..." She looks around and sees a commercial for Taco Bell on the TV. "...Tacos!"
"Oh, you mean Ms. Tacos?" The nurse asks.
"Yeah!"
The employee looks doubtful for an instant and looks down at her papers. "Ms. Tacos may seem a little...FUNNY today. She's had several bottles of Livewire." She leans over and whispers. "I seriously doubt her skills. If you have any trouble, come to the main office and let me know."
"Okay, we will. Thanks!"
"Um, could you tell us where her room is?"
"Of course! Follow me." She leads them down a long corridor to the right of the entrance. "She's just inside here."
"Thanks again!" They open the door and walk inside. A man attached to an IV sits in bed, orange fluid running through the tubes.
Ashley stares at the liquid. "Hey, that kinda looks like-"
"-livewwiiiireeeeee!" The nurse whips around to reveal none other than...*GASP!*...Sheen Tacos!?
"Holy crap! How'd you get in here!?" Megan screams.
^^ "Just put on a suit, said a couple of big words, and now I'm a nurse!"
"That's awesome!"
"Yeah!" She looks at the hosts. "So what are you guys in for?"
"Eh, we just wanted to come to the hospital...and not get our asses sued."
"Ahhh." She looks them up and down, scribbling on a piece of paper. "Alright! I'll just send this in!"
"What'd you write down?"
^^ "Both your legs are broken!"
"Oh, sweet!"
"What!?" Ashley screeches. "How are we gonna walk around then!?"
"Wheelchairs!" She points to two in the corner.
^^ "Aw, now we can have races 'n' shit!"
"Yaaaayyyy!" ^^
*silence*
*coughcough*
*shift*
"...SO. ...where's Caine?"
"I dunno."
"Ooooo! Caine!? He should be here right, about, NOW!" Sheen Tacos screams and points to the door. It's thrown open and in steps Caine the Longshot.
"Yaaay! Now we can do an interview AND screw around!"
"Oh, oh! I have a question for Caaiinne!" She waves her hand widly in the air.
"First audience question...Sheen Tacos!"
^^ "Alright! Cainnee, can I have your guunnnn!?"
He taps his foot on the ground once and remains silent.
"Heey, answer meeeeee!"
*tap*
"Come ooonnn!"
*TAP*
"Gyah! I know what he's doing!" Megan looks at the gung-ho gun. "Morse code, right?"
*tap*
"No, no!" Ashley interrupts. "He's speaking Caine!"
O.o "Whaat?"
"Caine! Don't you remember it from school?"
*ponderponder* "...my God, you're right! That one course in middle school!"
"Yeah!"
"Okay, I think we can safely assume one tap means 'no'."
"And two means yes?" Ashley asks Caine.
*tap tap*
"Yaaay! We is smarts!" ^^
Sheen Tacos looks disappointed. "I can't have your gun?"
*tap*
"Damnit!"
"Well, nice talkin' to you Sheen Tacos!"
"You're leaving me!?"
"Yeah, we have to go explore the hos-pi-tal!"
Okay! Here's the wheelchairs!" She slides them over to the hosts. "Have fun!"
"Don't worry, we will!"
And with that, the girls sat in the wheelchairs and took off.
...not.
"Son of a bitch! Work damn you!" Megan bangs the sides of her wheelchair.
"Ahhhh! Go, GO!"
They both stop what they're doing and look up at Caine with puppy dog eyes. "Cainey, will you pleeease push us?"
He hesitates, but grabs each chair with one hand and rolls them out of the room.
"Yay!"
"Thank you Cainey-poo!"
A minute passes by. They get nowhere.
"Come on Caine, faster!"
He quickens his pace.
"Faster!"
*faster*
"FASTEEEERRRR!"
He breaks out into a run.
"WEEEEEEHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
"Kay! Now let us go!"
"What!?" Megan screeches.
"We'll have a race!"
^^ "Sweet! Let go Caine!"
He releases the handles and the hosts go flying down the hallway.
"Holy shiiiitttt!"
"WEEEHHHHH!"
"We're gonna diiiieeee!"
"WEEHHHHH!"
"GYAAAAHHH!"
"WEEEEEEHHH!"
They run smack into the wall.
"...ow."
"WEEEEEHHHH!"
"Shut-up Megan!"
"...weh."
They crawl out of their chairs and stand up.
"Well, that's it for using those."
*sniff* "Poor little traveling devices!"
"This calls for another audience question!" Ashley pulls a card out of her pocket. "Sarowolf wants to know 'Why do you wear that mask? Did you have an accident with macaroni?'"
Caine walks up and nods sadly.
"Aw, poor Caine!"
"Yes!" Ashley goes into explanation mode. "He had a terrible accident with macaroni, burning his face, and has forever since been horribly scarred!"
"Oh, you're like the ugly duckling, aren't you?"
*nod*
"I feel for you man!" Megan pats him on the back. "So, have you eaten macaroni since then?"
*tap* *rap knock shove* (No, those bastards.)
"Didn't think so."
They start walking down the hall, looking for something to do.
"So, Caine. Let's see if you can understand this." Ashley begins making obscene gestures. *tap tap knock thppt rap rap bang crash* "...you?" (Have you ever considered plastic surgery?)
*tap tap* *rap knock bang* (Yes, at one point in time.)
*knock screech* (Why didn't you?)
*skid bang scoff tap* *crash bang knock* (The mask fits me better. It's more menacing.)
*screech* (Suuure.)
He stares at her. *TAP TAP SKID BANG KNOCK RAP BANG* (Yes it is!)
"Guys, slow down! I can't understand you!"
*KNOCK RAP BANG*
*CRASH SKID SCOFF*
*TAP TAP CRASH SCREECH BANG SQUEAK!
"Squeak?"
*SQUEAK!*
"Pfft, I'm lost."
In unison: *SKID!!*
"Shut-up!"
They both look at Megan.
"Stop talking in that stupid Morse crap!"
*tap*
"It's Caine! The language is called CAINE!"
"Eaugh. Are we gonna continue or what?"
"...alright."
Ashley and the gung-ho gun exchange death glares before moving on.
Megan pulls out a card and reads as they walk. "Um, let's see. Legacy R. Bluesummers asks 'Where did you get your cape and how much did it cost?'"
He runs his hands along the wall to communicate. *tap*
"...no?"
*tap*
"You're not going to tell us?"
...*tap tap*
"Cool. Where'd you get it?"
*rap knock crash band punch*
"Wait, what?"
"He said he made it himself." Ashley explains.
O.O "Seriously? That's insanity! How much did the materials cost?"
...*crash*
"You STOLE them!? ...er, wait, you're a gung-ho gun. You do that kind of stuff. Well, then good job Caine! It, uh, looks really nice!"
*tap tap* *bang tap* (Yes. I know.)
"Ah, wait a mintue." Megan turns over the card. "Her partner in crime Denisuko wants to know 'Why do you wear that mask thingymajigger?'"
He looks sad.
"Yes, and we already know it's from the macaroni. Poor, poor little Caine." Ashley comforts him.
They were nearing the end of the hallway. "Ah! One more question!" She whips out a card. "This one's from...Sheen Tacos? Again? Seems we forgot to answer one of her questions. Anyway, she wanted to ask 'why is your gun so long and won't people see it?'"
*tap knock rap bang rap rap crash* (I like long things. They're spiffy.)
"Haha. Did Caine the Longshot just say something's SPIFFY!?"
*tap*, *TAP!* (No, NO!)
"Oh ho, yes you did!"
...*bang*
"It's okay. And the second question is..."
He suddenly disappears.
^^ "...he can turn himself and his stuff invisible!"
"Gyah! That's so cool!" Ashley starts swatting at the air, trying to find him.
"Oh man, we can have some fun with this one." Megan finds him and grabs his arm. The three run over to a room where five people are sitting up in hospital beds.
Megan leans over and whispers. "Okay Caine, go in there and make a bunch of noise."
"Yeah! And throw stuff!"
"The beauty of it...they won't be able to see you! BWA HAHAHAHA!"
"Okay Caine, in you go!" Ashley opens the door slightly and shoves him inside.
Within moments the people are screaming.
"Oh my God! We're all gonna die!"
"Poltergeist! POLTERGEIST!"
"Save uusssss!"
"The spaceship is coming!"
"AHHHHHHH!!!!"
The hosts fall over laughing.
"Ah, Caine, hurry up!"
"Yeah, come on! We have more work to do!"
The door swings open and the three commence running down the hallway.
Megan pulls out a card and reads to the running gung-ho gun "Aurus wants to know 'Isn't that gun a little awkward to carry around with you? I mean, I know it shrinks up like a telescope and stuff, but wouldn't it weigh like a thousand pounds!?'"
Caine turns visible for a second, whips out his gun (heheh), and tosses it over to Megan.
She falls to the ground. "Ah! Get it off me!" She attempts to shove the shrunken version off. "You heavy bastard!"
Caine picks it up with ease and puts it back over his shoulder.
"No, I don't think it's too awkward for little Caine here!" Ashley shouts as they begin running again.
Megan rubs her ass. "Ow, that hurt! Ashley, ask a question!"
She reads off a card. "Eriks wants to know 'Can you kill my little brother? He's absolutely annoying!'"
*tap*
"Why not!?"
*rap knock thppt* (That wouldn't be nice, now would it?)
"Oh, I see how it is, you sarcastic little shit!"
Ashley stops the other two with her arm. "Stop! Here's another room!"
They look inside, where an old woman is attached to a life support system.
"Yes! Okay, Caine! Go in and just stand over her and breath all creepy!"
"Ooo, nice Ashley! Oh, oh! You should point at her with your finger, too! Like Death!"
He nods and enters the room. The woman opens her eyes and gasps in horror.
"Stay, stay away from me!"
He gets closer and points his finger at her.
"No! I'm not ready! Get back!"
He looms over her and breathes deeply.
"AHHHHHHH!!!"
Something similar to a snicker escapes from Caine before he rushes out of the room.
"Geez, you almost gave her a heart attack!"
"Haha! FUN!"
They stand in the hallway and look around.
Megan rummages through her pocket and takes out another card. "I knew we missed one! Um, Mimic wonders 'Where did you get that gun? It's friggin' huge! How do you carry it around and how do you move it while laying down?'"
He looks ashamed (as much as he can with his mask on) and taps his foot once.
"No what?"
*tap rap crash* (I'm not telling where I got my gun.)
"Oh, I see."
...*rap* (...E-bay.)
"What!? You got it on E-bay!? What, do you like type in 'really huge frikkin sniper guns' in the search engine or what!?"
*skid screech scoff* (That's all I'm telling you.)
"Fine...you, you big MEANY!"
*bang tap slap* (I know I am!)
"Pfft." She crosses her arm. "Just answer the rest of the question."
He whips out his gun once again, but this times makes it extend to its full length.
Ashley stares at it. "Shiinnnyyyyy!"
"Holy crap! It's touching the other end of the hallway!"
*nod* He lays down and looks through it. Suddenly, it moves to the left, smacking Megan's leg.
"Ow! Son of a bitch!"
*drool* "Shhhiiinnnyyyy."
She rubs her leg. "Apparently, Caine moves it with much ease!"
He just shrugs and stands up. He jerks back on the gun and it scrunches back into its former, smaller state.
"...I don't like you."
The speaker intercom comes on. An angry voice blares out of it."Will Ms. Megan and Ashley please come to the main office right NOW!!"
"Oh shit! They must've figured out it was us!"
"Shhhiinnyyyyy."
"Ashley! What do we do!?"
"Shhhinnnyyyyyyyy."
"Gyah!" Megan looks frantically around. Her gaze rests on Caine's cloak. "That's it!" She grabs Ashley and steps over to the gung-ho gun. "Caine! Cover us up and get us out of here!"
He nods and turns the three invisible without a sound. They begin walking to the exit.
"Phew. I thought we weren't gonna make it!"
"...shhiinnnyyy?"
"No! No shiny!" She looks around through Caine's cloak. "...did we happen to forget something?"
:::::::::BACK IN THE HALLWAY:::::::::
Joe the camera man looks around. "Where did they go?" He walks out of the hospital. "Eh, they probably went back to the Studio. I'll just meet 'em there." He looks down at the camera. "Well, once again, hoped you enjoyed the show! Next time we'll be back at the Studio to interview Dominique the Cyclops! Goodnight!"
~*~*~*~*~*THE END...until NEXT time!*~*~*~*~*~
A/N: *GASP!* What will Megan and Ashley find when they return to the Studio!? How will they go on with their show!? Tune in next time to find out!
...no, but really folks, hoped you liked it. Review if you got a question for Dominique! ^^ Oh, and the language of Caine originates from ASHLEY and the E-bay thing and macaroni incident belong to her as well.
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