A/N: Bwa hahaha! You guys rock! ^^ Thanks for reviewing everyone! ...and, uh, I'm REAALLYYY sorry I haven't updated in... *looks at watch* ...FOREVER! But I just needed a break. Eh-heh. *is beaten with a rusted spoon* ...owwie.

Sheen Tacos: *shakes head* Ohhh no. We're saving Kuroneko action until his...or hers...well, IT'S chapter. ^^ Don't worry, though. It's comin' up soon.

Kay: *gasp!* PART OF YOUR REVIEW WAS CUT OFF!? (dun dun dunnnn) ...erm, sorry about the drama. Sorry your review was cut off, too! But you're in this one, so be happy! ^^

Aurus: Dominique, what a bitch! *looks around* Well, hope your friend finds something. *slaps Dominique, whose tied to a chair with duck tape* ^^ Heheh.

Vashies-Girl: Eh, we're gonna save THAT action until the last chapter when everyone comes on the show. *muffles out Millie and Meryl* I mean, I have no idea what you're talking about. ^^;;

NeptuneHelena: *points at* Yeah, you DID get slapped by Dominique! BWA HAHAHAHA!!! *hides Hopperd and Grey's weapons* Oh come on, it's completely safe!

And thanks to everyone else for reviewing!

Disclaimer: I own Trigun! I own Trigun! HA! *is choked by a lawyer* *cries* .I don't own Trigun.

~*~*~*~*~*Double Trouble*~*~*~*~*~

*BANG!* BANG!* *BANG!*

*CLANK!*

"Phew! Thought I'd never get that done!"

".you didn't."

"Oh shit!" Megan grabs the hammer and continues pounding the metal stake into the floor.

".that's gonna leave a hole."

*BANG!* "So?" *BANG!*

".never mind."

*BANG!* *CLANK!* "There we go!"

"Not quite." *points at Millie*

"Gah! It never eeennnddss!!"

*BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!*

Ashley turns her attention to the audience. "While she's busy, uh." *jerks head in Megan's direction* ".doing that, let's introduce our next guests, Hop-"

"ROAAAARRR!!!" The short insurance girl bellows. "Exactly how long have you been keeping us here!?"

The hosts look around the room innocently and whistle.

"Goddammit, I want an answer NOW!"

"Hey!" Megan points at her threateningly with the hammer. "Don't make me come over there!"

"Bring it!"

Ashley stands up and grabs the tool out of her friend's hand before she can do anything. "No, no, no. We can't have any of that." She turns to Meryl. "BIITCCHHH!!"

"What'd you just call me!?"

"Let me repeat myself." *clears throat* "BIITCCHHH!!"

*gasp!* "ME a bitch!? YOU'RE the one who kidnaps people!"

"What are you talking about? You don't constitute as a person."

"What!?"

"Don't MAKE me tell Vash what you did while he was out getting donuts!"

*GASP!* "NO! Please don't tell him about that! It'd break his heart!"

"Then back off BIITCCHHH!!"

She shuts her mouth and sits down.

".ahem." Ashley also takes a seat. "Pttbh!"

"Hehe!" The larger insurance girl smiles. "This is great! We're on the show Meryl!"

"We've already BEEN on the show, Millie." She glares at the hosts. "THEY kidnapped us, remember?"

".oh." She looks sad, then smiles enormously. "We're on the show Meryl!"

"Eaugh. I give up."

A random audience member raises their hand.

"Ah, come on. We're not in school! Just shout out your question!"

"OKAY! WHY ARE MILLIE AND MERYL TIED TO SOME METAL STAKES IN THE FLOOR BY A CHAIN GOING AROUND THEIR ANKLES ON THE STAGE!?"

"Gyah! You don't have to be THAT loud!"

".oh."

"Geeez. Well, anyway, that's a good question." *elbows Ashley*

"Huh?" *looks around* "Oh, those guys?" *points to insurance girls* "They've been givin' us a little trouble lately.*COUGHbrokeaholeinthefreakingwallCOUGH*.so we're gonna keep 'em out here until we're sure they're tame enough to go back in their cage.I mean cell..I mean, nicely furnished room."

".yeah, what she said."

"Damn straight! Anyway, give it up for Hopperd the Gauntlet and Grey the Nine Lives!"

The Studio shakes as a giant robot stomps and a smaller pointy.ball.thingy, rolls onstage.

The ball thingy spins itself around to reveal a guy with really ugly clothes.if that's what you'd call them.in a really weird position. o.O .freak.

One of its arms shoots out and waves frantically at the crowd. "Hi everyone!"

"AHHHH!!" Megan rolls on the floor. "The voice! It's.so..irritating! Make it stopppp!!"

"Oooo! You roll too!?" The thing called Hopperd cackles like a maniac before curling up and rolling through the audience.

Ashley massages her temples. "Ow.headache.coming.voice.so.high..pitched! AHHH!" She runs out of her chair and tackles the speeding gung-ho gun. "GODDAMMIT! STOP ROLLING THROUGH THE AUDIENCE! YOU'RE SHELL HURTS!" He abruptly stops and looks up at her with guilty eyes. He opens his mouth to say something but she cuts him off. "No! NO TALKY!" She grabs the whimpering.thing.and drags him back onstage.

Meanwhile, Megan's come out of her coma on the floor and is now poking the robot with various objects.

"He, heh, heheheh." She sticks her finger in a hole on his knee. "Sweet!"

"Megan! Stop sticking things in its orifices!"

".right!" She pulls her finger out, looks around, and sniffs it.

"Aw, Megan! You don't know where that's been!"

"Mmm! Smells like cheese!" *sticks finger in other knee* "Cheese knees! Bwa haha!"

".sick." She looks away. She waits a couple of seconds. She dives at the robot. "Ooo! Lemme smell!"

While this is going on, Hopperd rolls over to the edge of the stage. "Hmm, anyone have a question for Hopperd!?"

*silence*

".fine! You guys SUCK! You can all just diiieeee!" He jumps into the air at the audience. Everything becomes slow-motion. The sound of a heart beating is heard.

Megan looks up from her.activity. "What's that?"

Ashley points casually at the flying Gauntlet.

".oh. That's nice." She goes back to probing the robot.

"AAAAHAHAHAAAA!!" Hopperd continues soaring through the air when a loud crash is heard in the back of the Studio. "WHAAAATT!!!???"

"Weeeeehhhh!!!!" A laugh is heard before a flood of Livewire sweeps through the audience, placing the confused psycho back onstage.

"Knock please!" Megan shouts without looking up.

"BWA HAHA! It is I, Sheen Tacos!"

"What kind of name is THAT!?" The annoyed villain screams.

*gasp!* "Are you racist!?"

*sweatdrop*

"Didn't think so!"

*stare*

"What?"

".did you have a question?"

"Oh yeah! Who are you guys again?"

"I am the third gung-ho gun, Ho-"

"No." The robot points at his comrade. "You..are..not..the..third..gung..ho..gun."

"Yes I am! Yes I am!"

"No. E.G.is."

"No he's not! No he's not!"

"Stop..trying..to..be..like..him..Hopperd! It'll..never...work..out!"

"Shut-up Grey!"

"I have a question." Megan taps the machine. "How do you spell your name?"

"G..R.. .Y."

"G R Y?"

"No. G..R.. ..Y."

"That's not how you spell grey!"

"A.Y? E.Y? Nooooo." His head explodes.

o.O "Um.hold on everybody." She runs offstage and returns with a replacement head.

".Megan?"

^^ "Hmm?"

"Why does that fish bowl have a face drawn on it?"

"Shhh! It's not a fish bowl, it's a head!"

".oh no."

The host hands the robot the bowl, which he promptly places on his shoulders. "Thank..you..small..creature."

"No problem fish man."

"What..was..that?'

"Nothing!"

Raditz stands up from the Livewire-drenched audience and asks, "Hey Grey! Why are you a robot?"

"I..don't..know!" The fish bowl cracks.

"No, no, no! Don't make it think too hard!"

"Oh, well then, Hopperd! What's it like to be that short?"

"What do you mean SHORT? I'm not short!" He tries to stand up to make himself taller, but his legs won't come out of their curled position. ".it takes some getting used to."

"Oo! Oo! Me next!" The familiar oddly-dressed girl shouts.

"Go ahead Aurus."

"Okay, Grey.you're supposed to be giant. At times, you're like HUGE, but then you're able to fit inside a SEEDS ship. Are you resizeable or something? Is that a robot thing? .could you teach that to my brother so he could fit into a small suitcase?"

".no.it..must..just..be..you."

"Oh, come on Grey. You can tell them the truth."

"No.Hopperd. They.must..not..find..out..my..secret!"

".whatever." He turns to Aurus. "Yes, he can resize himself, and no, it's not just for robots. I can do it, too."

"Then why don't you just make yourself bigger?"

".well, I haven't been able to figure that part yet. I know how to shrink, though!"

"Ohhh, so THAT'S why your so tiny."

"I AM NOT TINY GODDAMMIT!!"

"Whatever you say."

Another girl with cat ears stands up.

"Hey Kay!"

^^ "Hello!" She waves frantically before pointing to her shirt. "Do you like it!?" Written in black letters is 'I'm with psycho' with an arrow pointing to the left, where coincidentally Legato is standing.

o.O . ^^ "I love it!"

"Thanks!" She sits, yanking the terrified gung-ho gun down with her.

"Anyone else have a question?"

"Me!" Kitsunedemon jumps up. "Grey the Nine Lives.WHY DO YOU THINK YOU HAVE NINE LIVES!? IT'S NOT POSSIBLE UNLESS YOU'RE A CAT! WHY, I COULD KILL YOU IN ONE BLOW! NOT NINE, BUT ONE!! I WILL DESTROY YOU WITH MY AWESOME KITSUNE DEMON POWERS! MUA HAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Grey beckons her forward with a finger. "Bring.it..on..bitch."

She looks down at her nails, seemingly losing interest. "Mmm, maybe some other time. As for you," she points at Hopperd. "WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE A BALL!?"

"What's wrong with looking like a ball!?"

".IT'S ODD!"

He raises a pinky to his lips. "Well."

"Ohhh no." Ashley stands in front of him. "We don't need to hear this, do we?"

The audience nods.

".WELL THAT'S JUST TOO DAMN BAD, ISN'T IT!?" She stomps back to her chair.

O.o "Well."

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!*

The back door flies twenty feet through the air to reveal none other than the freaky-ass Mimic.

*coughcough* "UGH! Will you PLEASE stop doing that!?"

".no." He turns to the giant robot. "So Grey, how were you able to move your legs when your upper body was torn apart?"

".no.noooooo." He clutches his bowl-head. "Too..much..thinking!" His upper body slides off and his legs run around in circles.

o.- "I see. Must just be a robot thing then."

".yes.that..is.it." He grabs his moving legs and heaves himself back on top of them.

"Eh, Hopperd? Why did you mangle yourself just to kick Vash's ass?"

"BECAUSE I WANTED TO DAMNIT!!"

".but it's not like you had a reason to go after him. What'd he do to you?"

"HE!...he called me ugly."

"Christ."

"So, so then I asked Knives if I could help get revenge on his brother for him, even though I was really just doing it for myself, and then Legato beat the shit out of me and my body ended up in this position so he put me in this thing and now I'm a fully-fledged gung-ho gun."

".so you wanted to kick Vash's ass for calling you ugly?"

"Ehehe! That is correct!"

"You're such an ugly bastard, though."

"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!?"

".later!" He runs out of the Studio.

O.O ".we'll take one more question."

"Oo, yay!" Pudding stands up from the audience. "Hey Hopperd, how do you move around? Doesn't that shield thingy of yours way like a million pounds?"

"Are you dissing my beautiful shield!?"

".nooooooo."

".oh. Okay then! Well," He turns around like a model. "It's not TOO heavy. I mean, I can still jump really high and stuff in it. .although it is a little hard to go to the bathroom in."

"...I don't even wanna know. Anyway, Grey! How many weapons do you actually have attached to.er, in.or whatever, you?"

He beeps.

"Oh no." The hosts cover their faces, expecting him to combust.

Instead, he replies. "Zero."

"Wha? Don't you have a bunch of weapons!? I know you do!"

*beep* "Denied. There..are..no..weapons..located..in..or..on..meee."

"But, but-"

"They.were.all..taken..out..after..the..SEEDS..ship..incident."

"Ahhh."

Ashley looks around. "Mmm, time for our guests to go."

*stare*

*silence*

".NOW!"

"Eep!" The gung-ho guns rush out of the door.

She looks around again.

"Hmm? What's up?" Megan asks.

"I dunno. It seems like.we're missing something."

"What? We're not missing any-" She looks down at where the insurance girls had been previously chained up. ".oh crap." All that remained were two splatters on the floor.

*GASP!* "Grey must've stepped on 'em when he came out!"

"Oh no, oh on, oh no." *lightbulb!* "Oo! Oooo!!" Megan runs over to the smaller blotch and screams. "OH MY GOSH! LOOK, VASH IS HERE!!"

"Vaaaaassshhhh?" The puddle sprouts arms and peels itself off the stage, looking around the room with dazed eyes. "Vaaaasshhh?"

".erm, he's in there Meryl." She points to the room they'd been previously locked in.

"Vaaaaash." She walks in.

Ashley stands over the larger blotch with a bucket of pudding. "Wake up Millie!" She dumps it.

The substance sucks up the food like a sponge, gradually taking the shape of the cheery insurance girl. "Mmm," She licks her lips. "Tasty!"

"Hey, there's more in there!" Ashley also points to the secret chamber.

^^ "Here I come pudding!" She runs inside. The door closes behind her.

".and once again, everything is back to normal."

"Yup."

The hosts wave to the audience and signal for Joe to turn off the camera.

~*~*~*~*~*THE END.but just for a bit! *~*~*~*~*~

A/N: PLEASE READ THIS!!! Okay, I'm going on a trip for a week or so down to like Texas, and they don't really have computers, so I can't update for a while. SO, if you could just put your questions for the next TWO chapters in your review, that'd be great. By the way, next up is Zazie the BEAST! *rar* Next after that is Kuroneko the cat! Make sure to put questions for both guests in your review! ^^ Thanks!!