A/N: Nyah! Sorry for not updating for such a long time, but I just felt like taking a little break from the Trigun section. I'm back now, though, so don't worry! ^^;; *is bombarded by fruit* I said I'm sorry! *cries* Anyway, thanks for all the reviews!
Knives: Ignorant spider child, they don't like your story, they just want to ask us questions!
Hey, shut-up you stupid butterfly!
Knives: *gasp!* I most certainly am NOT a butterfly!
Everyone: YES YOU ARE!!
Knives: Eh, what the hell…*puts on MSN butterfly wings* WEEEHHHHH!!!
Ugh, enough of THAT…
BY THE WAY, the Texas trip has been re-scheduled to Winter Break, so I'll try to post a couple more chapters before I go! ^^ And without further a do…
Sake Girl Duelist Miko: *hands Livewire* It still loves you, embrace it!
Molly: Yay, we've got a new one! ^^ Welcome to the show!
Kay: Ooo, nice hair! XD But stop torturing Legato! …wait, what am I saying!? Yes, go on, have fun!
Aurus: YOU SPEAK CAT! ^^ Nyao!!
Mimic: Stop breaking everything bee-otch! Do you know how MUCH all those repairs cost!? …oh wait, I have the insurance girls in my possession. They take care of that crap. ^_^ Thanks for the review! You always have, uh, INTERESTING…yeah that's it…entrances. o.O
Lil Kayke: Another guest! Woo-hoo! XD Glad you like my stories!
LegacyRBluesummers: Wah! Where do all your people keep coming from!? …that sounded weird. -_-;; Very descriptive, though!
Pudding: Thanks! ^^ Although about the whole Texas thing, I'm really not looking forward to it…
Saro Wolf: I feel the love! *teary eyes* Erm…*glomps Zazie* YAY!! ^^
NeptuneHelena: *bows* Thank you, thank you. *whispers* I don't know if it's safe to come out, though. ^^;; Eh-heh. You never know with the gung-ho guns.
The Prophet: Hmm, are you in my imagination? I don't see a description…oh well! ^^ First time on the show, eh? It's crazy…be warned.
Kitsunedemon: I'm sure you could beat up Grey any day. ^^;; …O.O Hey, that rhymed! XD Poor Zazie's gonna get glomped so many times…
~*~*~*~*~*~*The Beast: PART ONE*~*~*~*~*~
"So…when's Zazie, rar, gonna get here?"
"I'm not sure when Zazie, rar, is coming. Didn't you call him?"
"That bastard Zazie, rar, thought I was a kid and threatened to kill me."
"So Zazie, rar, hung up on you?"
"Yes he did. …rar."
"Heheh. RAR."
"I wonder how long we can keep up this rar thing."
"Hmm, maybe we should try to conceal it so Zazie, rar, doesn't think we're mocking him."
"Rar, I agree."
"Did you just say rar!?"
"No, I said yah."
^^ "Perfect!"
*BOOOOOM!!!*
"GODDAMNIT, WHAT THE HELL IS IT THIS TIME!?!?"
A huge black dragon breaks down the door…and most of the wall…and walks into the Studio.
"YOOOUUU!!!" Megan jumps up and points threateningly at the monster.
It starts changing shape…O.O;;…and ends up in the form as the well known Mimic…that bastard.
"UGH! STOP BREAKING EVERYTHING YOU STUPID TURD!!"
Ashley joins her. "Yeah, stop breaking everything you…" She stops and looks and her friend with extreme interest. "…did you just say turd?"
"…um, no?"
"Good, I think I might've hit you."
"Hey…LOVE AND PEACE BITCH!!"
"DON'T SAY BITCH, BITCH! IT'S NOT LOVE AND PEACE!!"
"EAT IT!"
"YOU EAT IT!"
"WHAT THE HELL IS 'IT'!?"
"I DON'T KNOW, BUT YOU STILL HAVE TO EAT IT!"
"OKAY!!"
"Um…guys?"
They whip around and glare at black-clad man in unison. "WHAT!?"
"I have a question I want to ask Zazie."
"Oh…well too bad! We're having a heated discussion about 'it'!"
"Yeah!"
*sigh* "Maybe my…ASSISSTENT…can help settle this argument." He reaches a hand to his back, pulling out his sword.
O.O *drool* "It's…glowing Ashley…"
O.O "It' so beautiful…"
*both* "Shiiinnyyyy…"
"That's what I thought." He puts it away. "Now, for that question…"
*blink* "…hey! Where'd it go!?"
"It's gone. You have an interview to do."
"But Zazie's not even here yet!"
"…actually…" He points behind them.
They slowly look over their shoulders.
"Oh, um…hey Zazie!"
"Hi…how long have you been standing there?"
He simply crosses his arms and taps his foot on the floor.
"Oh, don't you use that tone with ME young man!" Megan stomps her way over to the gung-ho gun, grabbing him by the ear.
"Hey, what the hell do you think you're doing!?"
*gasp* "Such language for one as young as you!"
"I'm older than YOU, idiot!"
"Now now, don't get testy…"
"Haha!" Ashley laughs from her seat. "Testy!"
"What the hell is wrong with you people!?" He yanks himself away from the host, an expression of disgust, anger and fear on his face.
"Heeey, why do you have to talk like that Zazie?" Ashley asks from behind him.
"GYAH! Where the hell did you come from!?"
"…I'm not sure, really…" She points to her chair. "…there?"
"And what do you mean, TALK LIKE THAT!?"
"Why not the kid voice? It makes you so much cuuuuter."
*face-fault* "CUZ' I'M NOT A LITTLE KID DAMNIT!!"
"Oh really? Hmm…" *smile* "Can I pet you Zazie?"
"NO! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!"
"Aw, you're so adorable when you're mad!" She pats him on the head to make her point.
"AHHHH!!! IT BUURRRRNNNNSSSS!!!!!"
"…it burns?" She stares at her hand. "Oh, sweet!" *evil grin* "Oh, Megaaannnn."
"…what?"
"Ah-ha!!" She grabs her by the arm. "BUUURRRNNNN!!!"
"……" *slap*
"Hey!"
^__________^
Zazie had calmed down by now, another annoyed look on his features. "Can we PLEASE get on with the interview?"
"Why do they always wanna rush…"
"Oh, before we begin!" Megan throws herself at him. "ZAAZZZIIEEE!!"
"Ah! I've been glomped!"
She grabs him by the shoulders, eyes starting to tear up. "Zazie, I just want you to know…" *sniffle* "I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!"
"What the hell? You DRAGGED me over here by my EAR, and you're tellin' me you're my biggest FAN?"
"…you hurt the ones you love the most!"
"Does that mean I get to shoot you?"
*starry eyes* "Does that mean you…you…you love me TOOO!?"
"Oh shit," He sees the error he made. "I mean-"
"Oh, ZAZIE!!" *glomp*
"...eww. Megan's a pedophile!"
"AH! Help…me…uh…I forgot…your name…" He manages to choke out from the girl's crushing hug.
"Well I'm not helping you until you remember."
"Is..it..Sarah?"
"Nope."
"…Jessica?"
"Do I LOOK like a Jessica to you?"
"...help…me…damn…you!"
"Come on, say my name."
"…Amber!?"
"Close!"
Megan realizes the thing struggling under her grip is talking. She looks over and smiles like an idiot. "Oh, hi Ashley!"
"…ugh…Ashley!"
"Megan, you ruined it!"
"…I did?"
"Yes you dimwit! I was having FUN!"
"Oh, you mean with him?" She let's go of the boy.
"Grrrrr, one day…"
"As I was saying…" She turns her attention back to Zazie. "I hate little kids too man!"
The face he made when she said that was…interesting, to say the least. "But YOU'RE a ki-"
"NOOO!!!" Flames erupt in the background. "I AM NOT A CHIIILLLDDDD!!!"
"AH!" The fire dies out. "Well…now you see how I feel!"
"…good point."
"Well, when you two love-birds are done-"
"Love-birds!? LOVE-birds!? WHAT THE FU-"
He's interrupted by another glomp from Megan.
^^ "Hehe."
"…get her…off…"
"No way. You're on your own."
"…you…bitch…"
"Hmm, what was that? Did I just hear something?" She looks around with fake bewilderment. "Must've been my imagination!" *cheesy laugh* *serious face* "It's question time…"
~*~*~*~*~*~THE END…eh, not even close…*~*~*~*~*~
A/N: ^^;; Eh-heh. I'm just a deranged fan, don't worry. *stuffs Zazie in closet* Well, time to go. There's a lot of questions, so I'm just gonna have those in the next chapter (there's two parts) to save it from being too long. …plus it's 11:30 at night and I have school tomorrow…DAMNIT!
Please review! I'll have the next one up as soon as possible! ...there shall be many rars…
Knives: Ignorant spider child, they don't like your story, they just want to ask us questions!
Hey, shut-up you stupid butterfly!
Knives: *gasp!* I most certainly am NOT a butterfly!
Everyone: YES YOU ARE!!
Knives: Eh, what the hell…*puts on MSN butterfly wings* WEEEHHHHH!!!
Ugh, enough of THAT…
BY THE WAY, the Texas trip has been re-scheduled to Winter Break, so I'll try to post a couple more chapters before I go! ^^ And without further a do…
Sake Girl Duelist Miko: *hands Livewire* It still loves you, embrace it!
Molly: Yay, we've got a new one! ^^ Welcome to the show!
Kay: Ooo, nice hair! XD But stop torturing Legato! …wait, what am I saying!? Yes, go on, have fun!
Aurus: YOU SPEAK CAT! ^^ Nyao!!
Mimic: Stop breaking everything bee-otch! Do you know how MUCH all those repairs cost!? …oh wait, I have the insurance girls in my possession. They take care of that crap. ^_^ Thanks for the review! You always have, uh, INTERESTING…yeah that's it…entrances. o.O
Lil Kayke: Another guest! Woo-hoo! XD Glad you like my stories!
LegacyRBluesummers: Wah! Where do all your people keep coming from!? …that sounded weird. -_-;; Very descriptive, though!
Pudding: Thanks! ^^ Although about the whole Texas thing, I'm really not looking forward to it…
Saro Wolf: I feel the love! *teary eyes* Erm…*glomps Zazie* YAY!! ^^
NeptuneHelena: *bows* Thank you, thank you. *whispers* I don't know if it's safe to come out, though. ^^;; Eh-heh. You never know with the gung-ho guns.
The Prophet: Hmm, are you in my imagination? I don't see a description…oh well! ^^ First time on the show, eh? It's crazy…be warned.
Kitsunedemon: I'm sure you could beat up Grey any day. ^^;; …O.O Hey, that rhymed! XD Poor Zazie's gonna get glomped so many times…
~*~*~*~*~*~*The Beast: PART ONE*~*~*~*~*~
"So…when's Zazie, rar, gonna get here?"
"I'm not sure when Zazie, rar, is coming. Didn't you call him?"
"That bastard Zazie, rar, thought I was a kid and threatened to kill me."
"So Zazie, rar, hung up on you?"
"Yes he did. …rar."
"Heheh. RAR."
"I wonder how long we can keep up this rar thing."
"Hmm, maybe we should try to conceal it so Zazie, rar, doesn't think we're mocking him."
"Rar, I agree."
"Did you just say rar!?"
"No, I said yah."
^^ "Perfect!"
*BOOOOOM!!!*
"GODDAMNIT, WHAT THE HELL IS IT THIS TIME!?!?"
A huge black dragon breaks down the door…and most of the wall…and walks into the Studio.
"YOOOUUU!!!" Megan jumps up and points threateningly at the monster.
It starts changing shape…O.O;;…and ends up in the form as the well known Mimic…that bastard.
"UGH! STOP BREAKING EVERYTHING YOU STUPID TURD!!"
Ashley joins her. "Yeah, stop breaking everything you…" She stops and looks and her friend with extreme interest. "…did you just say turd?"
"…um, no?"
"Good, I think I might've hit you."
"Hey…LOVE AND PEACE BITCH!!"
"DON'T SAY BITCH, BITCH! IT'S NOT LOVE AND PEACE!!"
"EAT IT!"
"YOU EAT IT!"
"WHAT THE HELL IS 'IT'!?"
"I DON'T KNOW, BUT YOU STILL HAVE TO EAT IT!"
"OKAY!!"
"Um…guys?"
They whip around and glare at black-clad man in unison. "WHAT!?"
"I have a question I want to ask Zazie."
"Oh…well too bad! We're having a heated discussion about 'it'!"
"Yeah!"
*sigh* "Maybe my…ASSISSTENT…can help settle this argument." He reaches a hand to his back, pulling out his sword.
O.O *drool* "It's…glowing Ashley…"
O.O "It' so beautiful…"
*both* "Shiiinnyyyy…"
"That's what I thought." He puts it away. "Now, for that question…"
*blink* "…hey! Where'd it go!?"
"It's gone. You have an interview to do."
"But Zazie's not even here yet!"
"…actually…" He points behind them.
They slowly look over their shoulders.
"Oh, um…hey Zazie!"
"Hi…how long have you been standing there?"
He simply crosses his arms and taps his foot on the floor.
"Oh, don't you use that tone with ME young man!" Megan stomps her way over to the gung-ho gun, grabbing him by the ear.
"Hey, what the hell do you think you're doing!?"
*gasp* "Such language for one as young as you!"
"I'm older than YOU, idiot!"
"Now now, don't get testy…"
"Haha!" Ashley laughs from her seat. "Testy!"
"What the hell is wrong with you people!?" He yanks himself away from the host, an expression of disgust, anger and fear on his face.
"Heeey, why do you have to talk like that Zazie?" Ashley asks from behind him.
"GYAH! Where the hell did you come from!?"
"…I'm not sure, really…" She points to her chair. "…there?"
"And what do you mean, TALK LIKE THAT!?"
"Why not the kid voice? It makes you so much cuuuuter."
*face-fault* "CUZ' I'M NOT A LITTLE KID DAMNIT!!"
"Oh really? Hmm…" *smile* "Can I pet you Zazie?"
"NO! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!"
"Aw, you're so adorable when you're mad!" She pats him on the head to make her point.
"AHHHH!!! IT BUURRRRNNNNSSSS!!!!!"
"…it burns?" She stares at her hand. "Oh, sweet!" *evil grin* "Oh, Megaaannnn."
"…what?"
"Ah-ha!!" She grabs her by the arm. "BUUURRRNNNN!!!"
"……" *slap*
"Hey!"
^__________^
Zazie had calmed down by now, another annoyed look on his features. "Can we PLEASE get on with the interview?"
"Why do they always wanna rush…"
"Oh, before we begin!" Megan throws herself at him. "ZAAZZZIIEEE!!"
"Ah! I've been glomped!"
She grabs him by the shoulders, eyes starting to tear up. "Zazie, I just want you to know…" *sniffle* "I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!"
"What the hell? You DRAGGED me over here by my EAR, and you're tellin' me you're my biggest FAN?"
"…you hurt the ones you love the most!"
"Does that mean I get to shoot you?"
*starry eyes* "Does that mean you…you…you love me TOOO!?"
"Oh shit," He sees the error he made. "I mean-"
"Oh, ZAZIE!!" *glomp*
"...eww. Megan's a pedophile!"
"AH! Help…me…uh…I forgot…your name…" He manages to choke out from the girl's crushing hug.
"Well I'm not helping you until you remember."
"Is..it..Sarah?"
"Nope."
"…Jessica?"
"Do I LOOK like a Jessica to you?"
"...help…me…damn…you!"
"Come on, say my name."
"…Amber!?"
"Close!"
Megan realizes the thing struggling under her grip is talking. She looks over and smiles like an idiot. "Oh, hi Ashley!"
"…ugh…Ashley!"
"Megan, you ruined it!"
"…I did?"
"Yes you dimwit! I was having FUN!"
"Oh, you mean with him?" She let's go of the boy.
"Grrrrr, one day…"
"As I was saying…" She turns her attention back to Zazie. "I hate little kids too man!"
The face he made when she said that was…interesting, to say the least. "But YOU'RE a ki-"
"NOOO!!!" Flames erupt in the background. "I AM NOT A CHIIILLLDDDD!!!"
"AH!" The fire dies out. "Well…now you see how I feel!"
"…good point."
"Well, when you two love-birds are done-"
"Love-birds!? LOVE-birds!? WHAT THE FU-"
He's interrupted by another glomp from Megan.
^^ "Hehe."
"…get her…off…"
"No way. You're on your own."
"…you…bitch…"
"Hmm, what was that? Did I just hear something?" She looks around with fake bewilderment. "Must've been my imagination!" *cheesy laugh* *serious face* "It's question time…"
~*~*~*~*~*~THE END…eh, not even close…*~*~*~*~*~
A/N: ^^;; Eh-heh. I'm just a deranged fan, don't worry. *stuffs Zazie in closet* Well, time to go. There's a lot of questions, so I'm just gonna have those in the next chapter (there's two parts) to save it from being too long. …plus it's 11:30 at night and I have school tomorrow…DAMNIT!
Please review! I'll have the next one up as soon as possible! ...there shall be many rars…