A/N: *is dancing like an idiot* I GOT 101 REVIEWS!!! BOO-YA!!!
Knives: It's only because they like US you stupid spider chi-
I GOT 101 REVIEWS!! XD Yay. Never thought I'd see the day. I LOVE YOU ALL!!!
*happiness*
Thanks for all the reviews everyone! They make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside! ^^
Oh yes, and to SailorVash25, I read your story as of so far, and I just wanted to tell you good job and I like it and stuff. My computer won't let me review anyone's stories cuz' it's a piece of crap. ^^;; So yeah. Nice story! I like funnies! …Knives is scaring me, though… (bwa haha!).
This'll be the last chapter I post for a while because I have to go to Texas VERY SOON and no one I know down there has a computer I can use. ^^;; Sorry. I'll try to update some of my other stories before I go and then I'll update this one right after I get back.
Disclaimer: *has forgotten all about disclaimers* Why are you looking at me like that? *looks around* *shrugs* Oh…is this where I say I don't own Trigun? *has forgotten again* …I'm gonna be here a while…
~*~*~*~*~*The Beast: PART 2*~*~*~*~*~
"Oh! Oh! It's question time Zazie! It's question time!!"
"Get…her…off…now."
"RESPECT YOUR ELDERS!!"
"…PLEASE…get…her…off...now."
"…no."
*chokes*
Megan tightens her grip on the boy. "I just love it when he squeaks like that!"
*gurgles*
"Isn't he precious!?"
*goes limp*
"Aw, look! The beast is sleeping!" She drops him. "Who wants to go first!?"
"Um…I'm still here."
*gasp* "WHO GOES THERE!?"
The shape-shifter sighs sadly and raises his hand. "That'd be me."
"WHO!?"
"Some days…" He gets out his sword again. "Listen up."
O.O "Shiiinnnyyyyy…"
Ashley drools. "Prettyyyyy…"
"…um, are you guys okay?"
"No."
"Oh, alright. Just making sure."
^^ "Hi Mimic. What's your question?"
"Zazie…why do you need a device to control the worms?"
"I don't feel like getting eaten. Have you ever tried to control them without using one? It's not fun. Trust me."
"Oh….hey! He talked!"
"…really?" Megan kneels down and pokes him. "But he's out cold."
"Well no shit."
Ashley nudges him with her toe. "Hmm…oh, I know! Sleeping people tell you the truth!"
"…seriously? Then I'm screwed. My sister's apparently going to kill me."
"Wait, what? I'm lost."
"My sister talks a lot in her sleep. She doesn't say nice things."
"…ah." He takes a seat in the audience.
"This could be a lot of fun. We get all the answers and poor little Zazie won't know he told anyone anything."
"…sweet!"
"Okay, next question!"
A tall blonde chick with fox ears and a tail wanders in, her pants not touching the floor because of her REALLY tall black platform shoes with silver flames on them. (so cool!) She pulls her blue t-shirt down a bit nervously and smiles. "La li ho! I'm LegacyRBluesummers's partner in crime, Denisuko-chan! I've got a question for Zazie: Can I trade my little brother in for him and have him as my little brother instead? He's uber kawaii!" *giggles*
O.O "Oh my. What a lengthy description."
The gung-ho gun sits up, his eyes still closed. "No."
"You mean…you don't wanna be my little brother!?"
"I'm 2-D. It'd never work out." (oh how I wish this wasn't true for so many anime characters…)
"Well…fine then! But this isn't the end of me!! I'll be BACK!" She stomps her way over to an empty chair and takes a seat.
"How sad."
"Next question!"
Music starts playing (a little fuzzy on what exactly. Punk Rock Princes? hmm…). "My tuuurrrnnn!!" A figure, who mysteriously appeared onstage, does an action roll off, then attempts to do a double back-flip in the air, which turns out pretty good, but this sadly puts them in an extremely awkward position and they end up landing on their ass.
"…is that you Kay?"
They quickly stand up, dusting off their 'I'm with Psycho' t-shirt and fixing their brown-and-dipped-in-red hair. (XD) "Yeah, hey! I wanna know WHY IN THE GODS NAME DO YOU SAY RAR AFTER YOUR NAME!?"
"Who…me?"
"Yes, you Zazie!"
"The Beast, rar, does not say rar after his name."
"You just did!"
"The Beast, rar, did not."
"YES YOU DID!!"
"The Beast, rar, did no-"
"YOU SO SAID RAR!!"
"…rar? It must be second nature."
"It MUST be."
"Are you mocking the Beast, rar?"
"No, rar."
"Oh."
"…rar."
"Rar?"
"Rar!"
"RAR!"
"RARRR!!!"
*hisses*
"Eep!"
(now I'm confused)
"Shut it Zazie! We have an interview to do!"
"She started it."
"Pttbh!"
"Blar, enough-ed! Does anyone else have a question for Zazie!?"
"Me, me!" A girl wearing a red long-sleeved shirt, dark blue jacket, blue jeans, socks and glasses next to Kay waves her arms in the air. "I'm Molly, and this is Zero! He's from Megaman!" She gestures to a very frightened looking…thing…behind her.
Zero: "HELP ME! AH!"
"Don't mind him, he's crazy! Anyway, I was wondering why Zazie wanted to join the gung-ho guns!"
"Oh, and can I have your autograph!? You're just SHO CUTE!" The other girl adds.
"Yeah! And why are you so little….yet so evil?"
"Can I trade in my little sister for you!?"
They look at him in anticipation.
"I wanted to join the gung-ho guns BECAUSE I'm evil. I figured I could get some respect as a bad guy. I'm just little because the only body I could take over was this kid. I'm really an alien bug thing. Got a problem with it? I don't know how to write so you can't have my autograph and no, you can't trade me in for your little sister. …you people have serious issues with your siblings."
"Ew, you're a BUG!?"
"You can't write!?"
"HUH!?!?"
"…I'm gonna go shoot myself now."
"Wait!" Saro runs down the aisle and glomps Zazie. "There! They already answered my question, so I had to do that!"
"Noooo!"
"You touched him!"
"Ah!" He shoves off the fan. "What the hell are you doing to me!?"
"You're not asleep anymore?"
"DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M SLEEPING!?"
The hosts shake their heads. "You've awoken the beast."
"Rar look what you've done!"
"What was that!?" He glares at him. "Did you just say rar!?"
"No, I said NOW look what you've done."
"...uh-huh."
"No, rar-ey, she did."
"You just said rar too!"
"Nooo, I said REALLY."
"Stop saying rar!"
"We have no idea what you're talking about…"
"ARGH! JUST….ASK ME ANOTHER QUESTION!!"
A girl in the audience stands up. "Um…so you're possessed then (rawr)?"
"No! I possessed a kid! I MYSELF am not possessed! Unless you count possessing someone else as being possessed or are you asking the kid if I…ah! Stop trying to confuse me!"
"…he's possessed." NeptuneHelena sits back down.
"My turn!" Another rises. "I am the Prophet! And I wanna know how you sound like a little kid one minute and then a grown man the next! …and where'd you get that sandworm control thing? It's awesome!"
"I can change how I sound whenever I want! I have supreme control over this body, that's how!" His voice cracks. "Ah! I mean…I meant for it to do that!"
"Aw, is little Zazie going through puberty?"
"No you prick, I'm…well, I don't know exactly how old I am…but I'm a lot older than you!"
Kitsunedemon: "There goes my question…"
"And it isn't a 'worm control thing'! It's name is Regoob! I made him!"
"Isn't that booger spelled backwards?"
"It does kinds look like a booger…"
"Hey, Zazie. Do you eat your boogers?"
"No you sick freaks!"
Another guest stands up. "Pudding here! I was thinking…in the anime, why didn't you just go ahead and shoot instead of stalling and getting shot yourself?"
"Because it's fun to call the hero mean names before killing them! …it didn't quite work this time, but next time it will, I swear!"
"…you really don't know how old you are?"
"No. Do you think YOU'D know how old you were if you didn't have any parents?"
"Well, I guess not…"
"There ya go."
"Since it looks like no one's raising their hand here…" A girl about 5'5" stands up, dressed in a white shoulder-less long-sleeved shirt, a red mini-skirt, and red and black boots (like Vash's. ^^), with a red bandana over her red-and-dipped-in-black-hair. …that's a lot of red. O.O "Hello, I'm Lil Kayke." She turns to Zazie. "Do you think Vashie-kun and Wolfie-kun love each other, cuz' I think they do."
He nearly chokes on the attachments to their names. "Well, uh, that's a matter of if you're a sick and twisted perverted freak. (like me! XD) If you are, then yes. If not, then you'd better run cuz' I've seen them giving each other 'the look'." He shudders. "Disgusting creatures."
She claps her hands together. "Aww, how cute!"
"Hey Zazie! What's up with the poncho!?"
"Ah! Too many questions!"
"It's okay, I'm Aurus!"
"What does that have to do with anything!?"
O.O;; "Um…"
"And what's wrong with my poncho!? I happen to like my poncho!" He smooths it out. "Gotta fix mah poncho."
O.O
"…what are you looking at?"
*twitch*
"…ANWAY, I made it myself. Isn't it sweet?" He spins around, making girlish poses.
"Oh my…"
"Um, well then, how can you be a gung-ho gun, when you're like, what? Ten years old?"
"I AM NOT TEN YEARS OLD GODDAMNIT! I'M…WELL, THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW! I CAN SHOOT A GUN AND I GOT SANDWORMS UNDER MY CONTROL! THAT'S WHY I'M A GUNG-HO GUN!!"
"Oi!"
"Oi?"
"Oi! It is I, Sheen Tacos!"
"…oi!?"
"Oi! What's with 'the beast'? I mean, no one can really be a beast unless they're some type of rabid animal…oi."
"I can show you if you'd like."
*gasp* "Zazie! You're too young to be saying things like that!"
"I was talking about whippin' out my gun!"
"ZAZIE!!"
"Not THAT gun!"
"…oh."
"Yes. I am a beast. If you'd like to further this discussion, just let me know."
"I do."
"…well that's too bad. They took away my guns at the beginning of the show."
"Damn…"
"One more question!"
"I have an obsession with tacos!"
Sheen Tacos: "Wha!? Stay away from me!"
"No, no, no. The ones you eat."
"Whew…"
A guy with brown hair and wearing all black (there's a lot of those around here…) stands up. "El Hustino's the name, and tacos are my game!"
The Hosts: *sweatdrop*
"Go ahead."
"I was wondering how the hell a group of psychopaths such as the gung-ho guns got custody of a small child like Zazie."
"I'M NOT LITTLE DAMNIT!!"
^^ "Sure you're not."
"I'm NOT! …and it's Gunsmoke. They don't really care what happens to little kids."
"Did you get that cowboy outfit at Walmart?"
"No! I made it myself! …and what the hell is WALMART??"
"…a stoooree."
"Hey, don't act like I'm stupid!"
"Aw, look at little Zazie. He's confused!"
"GOD EFFING DAMNIT, I'M SICK OF THIS EFFING SHIT!! I'M EFFING OUT OF HEEERREEE!!!"
"That was a lot of effings…"
"RAAAAAAARRRRR!!!" A giant sandworm breaks through the stage floor. "GOOD-BYE PSYCHOS!!" He hops on and rides it away from the Studio.
O.O
O.O
O.o
o.O
o.o
"My, my. That was interesting."
*twitch* "Yes, interesting."
Megan starts crying. "THE BEAST HAS LEFT MEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
"Here we go again…"
"WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*gasp*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*gasp*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*gasp*AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" *passes out*
"…um, that's it. I guess." Ashley waves to the camera. "Join us…next time…where we'll be interviewing KURONEKO-SAMA!! …good-bye."
*runs out of room screaming*
~*~*~*~*~*THE END…of my sanity*~*~*~*~*~
A/N: God, look at all those questions. Look at all the people I've made confused. Bwa haha. Go me. *faints*
Ashley: …review. Make it fast. She's leaving soon. *pokes with stick*
*twitch*
^^ Hehe!
Knives: It's only because they like US you stupid spider chi-
I GOT 101 REVIEWS!! XD Yay. Never thought I'd see the day. I LOVE YOU ALL!!!
*happiness*
Thanks for all the reviews everyone! They make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside! ^^
Oh yes, and to SailorVash25, I read your story as of so far, and I just wanted to tell you good job and I like it and stuff. My computer won't let me review anyone's stories cuz' it's a piece of crap. ^^;; So yeah. Nice story! I like funnies! …Knives is scaring me, though… (bwa haha!).
This'll be the last chapter I post for a while because I have to go to Texas VERY SOON and no one I know down there has a computer I can use. ^^;; Sorry. I'll try to update some of my other stories before I go and then I'll update this one right after I get back.
Disclaimer: *has forgotten all about disclaimers* Why are you looking at me like that? *looks around* *shrugs* Oh…is this where I say I don't own Trigun? *has forgotten again* …I'm gonna be here a while…
~*~*~*~*~*The Beast: PART 2*~*~*~*~*~
"Oh! Oh! It's question time Zazie! It's question time!!"
"Get…her…off…now."
"RESPECT YOUR ELDERS!!"
"…PLEASE…get…her…off...now."
"…no."
*chokes*
Megan tightens her grip on the boy. "I just love it when he squeaks like that!"
*gurgles*
"Isn't he precious!?"
*goes limp*
"Aw, look! The beast is sleeping!" She drops him. "Who wants to go first!?"
"Um…I'm still here."
*gasp* "WHO GOES THERE!?"
The shape-shifter sighs sadly and raises his hand. "That'd be me."
"WHO!?"
"Some days…" He gets out his sword again. "Listen up."
O.O "Shiiinnnyyyyy…"
Ashley drools. "Prettyyyyy…"
"…um, are you guys okay?"
"No."
"Oh, alright. Just making sure."
^^ "Hi Mimic. What's your question?"
"Zazie…why do you need a device to control the worms?"
"I don't feel like getting eaten. Have you ever tried to control them without using one? It's not fun. Trust me."
"Oh….hey! He talked!"
"…really?" Megan kneels down and pokes him. "But he's out cold."
"Well no shit."
Ashley nudges him with her toe. "Hmm…oh, I know! Sleeping people tell you the truth!"
"…seriously? Then I'm screwed. My sister's apparently going to kill me."
"Wait, what? I'm lost."
"My sister talks a lot in her sleep. She doesn't say nice things."
"…ah." He takes a seat in the audience.
"This could be a lot of fun. We get all the answers and poor little Zazie won't know he told anyone anything."
"…sweet!"
"Okay, next question!"
A tall blonde chick with fox ears and a tail wanders in, her pants not touching the floor because of her REALLY tall black platform shoes with silver flames on them. (so cool!) She pulls her blue t-shirt down a bit nervously and smiles. "La li ho! I'm LegacyRBluesummers's partner in crime, Denisuko-chan! I've got a question for Zazie: Can I trade my little brother in for him and have him as my little brother instead? He's uber kawaii!" *giggles*
O.O "Oh my. What a lengthy description."
The gung-ho gun sits up, his eyes still closed. "No."
"You mean…you don't wanna be my little brother!?"
"I'm 2-D. It'd never work out." (oh how I wish this wasn't true for so many anime characters…)
"Well…fine then! But this isn't the end of me!! I'll be BACK!" She stomps her way over to an empty chair and takes a seat.
"How sad."
"Next question!"
Music starts playing (a little fuzzy on what exactly. Punk Rock Princes? hmm…). "My tuuurrrnnn!!" A figure, who mysteriously appeared onstage, does an action roll off, then attempts to do a double back-flip in the air, which turns out pretty good, but this sadly puts them in an extremely awkward position and they end up landing on their ass.
"…is that you Kay?"
They quickly stand up, dusting off their 'I'm with Psycho' t-shirt and fixing their brown-and-dipped-in-red hair. (XD) "Yeah, hey! I wanna know WHY IN THE GODS NAME DO YOU SAY RAR AFTER YOUR NAME!?"
"Who…me?"
"Yes, you Zazie!"
"The Beast, rar, does not say rar after his name."
"You just did!"
"The Beast, rar, did not."
"YES YOU DID!!"
"The Beast, rar, did no-"
"YOU SO SAID RAR!!"
"…rar? It must be second nature."
"It MUST be."
"Are you mocking the Beast, rar?"
"No, rar."
"Oh."
"…rar."
"Rar?"
"Rar!"
"RAR!"
"RARRR!!!"
*hisses*
"Eep!"
(now I'm confused)
"Shut it Zazie! We have an interview to do!"
"She started it."
"Pttbh!"
"Blar, enough-ed! Does anyone else have a question for Zazie!?"
"Me, me!" A girl wearing a red long-sleeved shirt, dark blue jacket, blue jeans, socks and glasses next to Kay waves her arms in the air. "I'm Molly, and this is Zero! He's from Megaman!" She gestures to a very frightened looking…thing…behind her.
Zero: "HELP ME! AH!"
"Don't mind him, he's crazy! Anyway, I was wondering why Zazie wanted to join the gung-ho guns!"
"Oh, and can I have your autograph!? You're just SHO CUTE!" The other girl adds.
"Yeah! And why are you so little….yet so evil?"
"Can I trade in my little sister for you!?"
They look at him in anticipation.
"I wanted to join the gung-ho guns BECAUSE I'm evil. I figured I could get some respect as a bad guy. I'm just little because the only body I could take over was this kid. I'm really an alien bug thing. Got a problem with it? I don't know how to write so you can't have my autograph and no, you can't trade me in for your little sister. …you people have serious issues with your siblings."
"Ew, you're a BUG!?"
"You can't write!?"
"HUH!?!?"
"…I'm gonna go shoot myself now."
"Wait!" Saro runs down the aisle and glomps Zazie. "There! They already answered my question, so I had to do that!"
"Noooo!"
"You touched him!"
"Ah!" He shoves off the fan. "What the hell are you doing to me!?"
"You're not asleep anymore?"
"DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M SLEEPING!?"
The hosts shake their heads. "You've awoken the beast."
"Rar look what you've done!"
"What was that!?" He glares at him. "Did you just say rar!?"
"No, I said NOW look what you've done."
"...uh-huh."
"No, rar-ey, she did."
"You just said rar too!"
"Nooo, I said REALLY."
"Stop saying rar!"
"We have no idea what you're talking about…"
"ARGH! JUST….ASK ME ANOTHER QUESTION!!"
A girl in the audience stands up. "Um…so you're possessed then (rawr)?"
"No! I possessed a kid! I MYSELF am not possessed! Unless you count possessing someone else as being possessed or are you asking the kid if I…ah! Stop trying to confuse me!"
"…he's possessed." NeptuneHelena sits back down.
"My turn!" Another rises. "I am the Prophet! And I wanna know how you sound like a little kid one minute and then a grown man the next! …and where'd you get that sandworm control thing? It's awesome!"
"I can change how I sound whenever I want! I have supreme control over this body, that's how!" His voice cracks. "Ah! I mean…I meant for it to do that!"
"Aw, is little Zazie going through puberty?"
"No you prick, I'm…well, I don't know exactly how old I am…but I'm a lot older than you!"
Kitsunedemon: "There goes my question…"
"And it isn't a 'worm control thing'! It's name is Regoob! I made him!"
"Isn't that booger spelled backwards?"
"It does kinds look like a booger…"
"Hey, Zazie. Do you eat your boogers?"
"No you sick freaks!"
Another guest stands up. "Pudding here! I was thinking…in the anime, why didn't you just go ahead and shoot instead of stalling and getting shot yourself?"
"Because it's fun to call the hero mean names before killing them! …it didn't quite work this time, but next time it will, I swear!"
"…you really don't know how old you are?"
"No. Do you think YOU'D know how old you were if you didn't have any parents?"
"Well, I guess not…"
"There ya go."
"Since it looks like no one's raising their hand here…" A girl about 5'5" stands up, dressed in a white shoulder-less long-sleeved shirt, a red mini-skirt, and red and black boots (like Vash's. ^^), with a red bandana over her red-and-dipped-in-black-hair. …that's a lot of red. O.O "Hello, I'm Lil Kayke." She turns to Zazie. "Do you think Vashie-kun and Wolfie-kun love each other, cuz' I think they do."
He nearly chokes on the attachments to their names. "Well, uh, that's a matter of if you're a sick and twisted perverted freak. (like me! XD) If you are, then yes. If not, then you'd better run cuz' I've seen them giving each other 'the look'." He shudders. "Disgusting creatures."
She claps her hands together. "Aww, how cute!"
"Hey Zazie! What's up with the poncho!?"
"Ah! Too many questions!"
"It's okay, I'm Aurus!"
"What does that have to do with anything!?"
O.O;; "Um…"
"And what's wrong with my poncho!? I happen to like my poncho!" He smooths it out. "Gotta fix mah poncho."
O.O
"…what are you looking at?"
*twitch*
"…ANWAY, I made it myself. Isn't it sweet?" He spins around, making girlish poses.
"Oh my…"
"Um, well then, how can you be a gung-ho gun, when you're like, what? Ten years old?"
"I AM NOT TEN YEARS OLD GODDAMNIT! I'M…WELL, THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW! I CAN SHOOT A GUN AND I GOT SANDWORMS UNDER MY CONTROL! THAT'S WHY I'M A GUNG-HO GUN!!"
"Oi!"
"Oi?"
"Oi! It is I, Sheen Tacos!"
"…oi!?"
"Oi! What's with 'the beast'? I mean, no one can really be a beast unless they're some type of rabid animal…oi."
"I can show you if you'd like."
*gasp* "Zazie! You're too young to be saying things like that!"
"I was talking about whippin' out my gun!"
"ZAZIE!!"
"Not THAT gun!"
"…oh."
"Yes. I am a beast. If you'd like to further this discussion, just let me know."
"I do."
"…well that's too bad. They took away my guns at the beginning of the show."
"Damn…"
"One more question!"
"I have an obsession with tacos!"
Sheen Tacos: "Wha!? Stay away from me!"
"No, no, no. The ones you eat."
"Whew…"
A guy with brown hair and wearing all black (there's a lot of those around here…) stands up. "El Hustino's the name, and tacos are my game!"
The Hosts: *sweatdrop*
"Go ahead."
"I was wondering how the hell a group of psychopaths such as the gung-ho guns got custody of a small child like Zazie."
"I'M NOT LITTLE DAMNIT!!"
^^ "Sure you're not."
"I'm NOT! …and it's Gunsmoke. They don't really care what happens to little kids."
"Did you get that cowboy outfit at Walmart?"
"No! I made it myself! …and what the hell is WALMART??"
"…a stoooree."
"Hey, don't act like I'm stupid!"
"Aw, look at little Zazie. He's confused!"
"GOD EFFING DAMNIT, I'M SICK OF THIS EFFING SHIT!! I'M EFFING OUT OF HEEERREEE!!!"
"That was a lot of effings…"
"RAAAAAAARRRRR!!!" A giant sandworm breaks through the stage floor. "GOOD-BYE PSYCHOS!!" He hops on and rides it away from the Studio.
O.O
O.O
O.o
o.O
o.o
"My, my. That was interesting."
*twitch* "Yes, interesting."
Megan starts crying. "THE BEAST HAS LEFT MEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
"Here we go again…"
"WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*gasp*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*gasp*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*gasp*AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" *passes out*
"…um, that's it. I guess." Ashley waves to the camera. "Join us…next time…where we'll be interviewing KURONEKO-SAMA!! …good-bye."
*runs out of room screaming*
~*~*~*~*~*THE END…of my sanity*~*~*~*~*~
A/N: God, look at all those questions. Look at all the people I've made confused. Bwa haha. Go me. *faints*
Ashley: …review. Make it fast. She's leaving soon. *pokes with stick*
*twitch*
^^ Hehe!