I own nothing, not Harry Potter or any of the songs that may appear in
this fic. I don't own asprin or anything else, and I'm PROUD to say that I
do not own Lucky Charms or the jingle. THIS IS A DISCLAIMER SO DO NOT SUE
ME! Oh and I'd like to apologize for the time in between posts, see, I only
get 10hrs. a month 2b online and I have 2 share it! So, yeah...In the mean
time I'll just crank out new chapters! R&R!!!!!
We are off...
"Has anyone seen my Justin Timberlake C.D?" asks Harry as the Weasleys, he and Hermione prepare to head to Grimmauld Place the day before goind to Kings Cross Station.
Fred and George begin doing a kind of New Kids Dance and reply that it's in the trash and Harry cries.
"C'mon mate," says Ron " It was a stupid C.D. anyway!"
Harry starts throwing things at Ron and yells' NO IT WASN'T! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL! YOU STANDING THERE-
"Yeah I think you said that once before Harry." Hermione says rolling her eyes
"You don't understand how I feel! Everyone hates me!" Then he runs away crying.
Ron looks at Hermione while Fred and George imitate Harry's fairy run.
"Why do we hang out with him anyway?"
When they get to Grimmauld Place they find that Kreacher is still there.
"He killed my Godfather!" screams Harry
"Well actually it was your fault Harry, stop blaming everyone else, it's getting old!" say Hermione, then she turns to Kreahcer and says "Hello Kreacher! Did Have a nice summer? I'm gonna be your good buddy!"
"The mudblood seems to be trying to get in Kreacher's loincloth...But Kreacher prefers the Potter boy's owl , but Kreacher must take what he can get and if the Mudblood wants it, well Kreacher's got it..." Everyone: EWWW!
The next day letters from Hogwarts arrive and the gang notices an extra letter which reads:
Hey Yo, what's the dilio?
This year at Hogwarts we plan to ignore the fact that we are at war by
hosting a karaoke party with Dumbledore's magic machine
For this event you will need dress robes...and a sense of humor.
Practice a song
B.Y.O.B.
Minerva McGonagll
Deputy Headmistress
"Exellent!" says Ron excitedly "I'm going to practice all my favorite songs!" (clears his throat) "Oh baby, baby how was I supposed to know-"
Everyone:Urgh! SILENCIO!
Ron is forced to practice in silence while Harry and Hermione have one of their important conversations.
"It goes hearts, STARS, horseshoes!" Hermione matterof-factly
"No it doesn't! It's hearts, rainbows, stars!" screams Harry stomping his feet and causing everyone to look at him disgustedly.
"Gosh Harry, need a pacifier?" smirks George
"It's not my fault!" Harry wails, looking around at them all. "I'm becoming a man!"
"Is that what he calls it?" Hermione whispers to Ron who smirks
"No! My body is developing!"
"I'll say!" Mrs.Weasley says giving Harry an appraising glance (Ron becomes VERY uncomfortable)
'It's not fair! You're all ganging up against me!" screams Harry "C'mon Ron, stick up for me!"
Ron takes a drag off of his his cigarette and blows the smoke in Harry's face.
"Change your tampon, take an asprin, get a life and then we'll talk" Ron say as he walks away.
If you hate this story and you're on chapter two then maybe you have a problem. Maybe this fic will get better, maybe not...depends on my mood. Also, if you know that your parents don't want you to read this than what are you doing in the R rated section? I will not tolerate any "Concerned Mothers" complaining about my story. (everyone else can) IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE CONTENT OF MY FIC THEN DON'T READ IT, GENIUS! Well, 'til next time! Au Revoir!
We are off...
"Has anyone seen my Justin Timberlake C.D?" asks Harry as the Weasleys, he and Hermione prepare to head to Grimmauld Place the day before goind to Kings Cross Station.
Fred and George begin doing a kind of New Kids Dance and reply that it's in the trash and Harry cries.
"C'mon mate," says Ron " It was a stupid C.D. anyway!"
Harry starts throwing things at Ron and yells' NO IT WASN'T! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL! YOU STANDING THERE-
"Yeah I think you said that once before Harry." Hermione says rolling her eyes
"You don't understand how I feel! Everyone hates me!" Then he runs away crying.
Ron looks at Hermione while Fred and George imitate Harry's fairy run.
"Why do we hang out with him anyway?"
When they get to Grimmauld Place they find that Kreacher is still there.
"He killed my Godfather!" screams Harry
"Well actually it was your fault Harry, stop blaming everyone else, it's getting old!" say Hermione, then she turns to Kreahcer and says "Hello Kreacher! Did Have a nice summer? I'm gonna be your good buddy!"
"The mudblood seems to be trying to get in Kreacher's loincloth...But Kreacher prefers the Potter boy's owl , but Kreacher must take what he can get and if the Mudblood wants it, well Kreacher's got it..." Everyone: EWWW!
The next day letters from Hogwarts arrive and the gang notices an extra letter which reads:
Hey Yo, what's the dilio?
This year at Hogwarts we plan to ignore the fact that we are at war by
hosting a karaoke party with Dumbledore's magic machine
For this event you will need dress robes...and a sense of humor.
Practice a song
B.Y.O.B.
Minerva McGonagll
Deputy Headmistress
"Exellent!" says Ron excitedly "I'm going to practice all my favorite songs!" (clears his throat) "Oh baby, baby how was I supposed to know-"
Everyone:Urgh! SILENCIO!
Ron is forced to practice in silence while Harry and Hermione have one of their important conversations.
"It goes hearts, STARS, horseshoes!" Hermione matterof-factly
"No it doesn't! It's hearts, rainbows, stars!" screams Harry stomping his feet and causing everyone to look at him disgustedly.
"Gosh Harry, need a pacifier?" smirks George
"It's not my fault!" Harry wails, looking around at them all. "I'm becoming a man!"
"Is that what he calls it?" Hermione whispers to Ron who smirks
"No! My body is developing!"
"I'll say!" Mrs.Weasley says giving Harry an appraising glance (Ron becomes VERY uncomfortable)
'It's not fair! You're all ganging up against me!" screams Harry "C'mon Ron, stick up for me!"
Ron takes a drag off of his his cigarette and blows the smoke in Harry's face.
"Change your tampon, take an asprin, get a life and then we'll talk" Ron say as he walks away.
If you hate this story and you're on chapter two then maybe you have a problem. Maybe this fic will get better, maybe not...depends on my mood. Also, if you know that your parents don't want you to read this than what are you doing in the R rated section? I will not tolerate any "Concerned Mothers" complaining about my story. (everyone else can) IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE CONTENT OF MY FIC THEN DON'T READ IT, GENIUS! Well, 'til next time! Au Revoir!