Another long one.Did I mention it was long?Well, I had to change the disclaimer, since now I like BB/Rae... lol
Disclaimer:If I owned Teen Titans, BB/Rae would be a couple and Cy would have someone and Star/Rob would finally admit they like each other.Also, Kitten would be destroyed.Just so you know.
Helga Moon

On Friday, Starfire was in her room, trying to come up with a good disguise. Raven knew why she was in there, but wouldn't tell anybody, so Robin wouldn't find out. By 6:50 p.m., Star and Robin were leaving.

"Where are you going?" he asked Starfire. He was curious why she was wearing a trench coat, sports cap, and sunglasses. And why the collar of the trench coat was up, so you couldn't see her face.

"I'm going out," she muttered. She followed Robin outside, and then flew off somewhere... or that's what Robin thought. When she got out of Robin's sight, she followed him to the high school gym.

When she got there, she took off the coat, hat, and sunglasses and put them in a nearby dumpster.

She certainly gave herself a makeover. She was wearing a blonde "permed" wig, and a Hawaiian floral print dress, which was red. And she wore blue eye contacts, which explained the sunglasses. And she wore her regular boots, except they were spray-painted red. And her face... her face had tons of makeup on, and she had sparkly blue eye shadow. In short, she looked like a leftover from the eighties. The reason why she dressed like this was she asked Beast Boy to give her some up-to-date fashion magazines, and he gave her some that were made in the eighties as a joke.

When she went in, several guy's heads turned, followed by a loud SLAP! But she wasn't there to dance. She had to follow Robin and Anna/Kitten to make sure nothing went wrong. So she stationed herself at the nearby punch table, watching them.

Robin sure looks cute in a tuxedo, she thought absentmindedly. She played with the punch bowl and kept serving other people drinks, which were mostly guys.

Robin and "Anna" were at a table, then they got up, and a slow song came on the speakers. They got up and started to slow dance.

Starfire tried to ignore them, but it just made her look at them even more. So she said "yes" when a cute guy asked her to dance. They got on the floor, and even though she didn't know how this dude was, she was enjoying herself. But luckily, when the song stopped, the guy went and talked to his friends, and "Anna" and Robin went to the balcony.

She followed, and his behind a nearby bush to watch them. Starfire heard Anna say, "Oh Robin, you're a whole lot better than my old boyfriend."

Robin replied, "Annabelle, I have something to tell you."

Starfire's heart stopped. Oh no, I hope he isn't going to say what I think he's going to say!

"Well, there's this girl I know. Actually, it's that girl you met at the mall the other day; Starfire. Well... I like her. I just don't feel good going out with someone when I really like her. Do you understand?"

"Oh, I understand," Annabelle said. "But there's something YOU don't understand."

"What's that?" Robin asked. "It's... that I'm really Kitten!" Kitten said, pulling her wig off.

"Robin! Watch out!" Starfire cried. But it was too late, because Kitten pulled a shiny metal tube out of the heel of her shoe.

"Well, now I'm releasing the mutant moths all over the city, and you can't stop me!" Kitten said with an evil grin. "And best of all, this little baby is indestructible!"

"Star, you know what to do!" Robin yelled. He pulled off his tux and underneath was his regular outfit.

Starfire threw off her wig, and then chased after Kitten. She threw those green starbolts at her, but missed. So when Kitten entered the main room, and Starfire kept throwing at her, everyone else went into sheer panic. Robin cut through the crowd, and tried to get in front of Kitten.

Starfire cornered Kitten onto another balcony, so when Kitten tried to back up, she met the railing.

"Give it up, Kitten," Starfire growled. "Play fair, Star," Kitten said. She pulled out the tube and was about to push it when Robin kicked it out of her hand. He then passed it to Starfire, who blew it up in midair.

"You can't do this!" Kitten screamed. Then, she fell backwards off the balcony! She landed in the dumpster below. She hit her head, and then it looked like she passed out.

On the speakers, they were playing one last slow song. Robin picked up Starfire's hand. "Starfire, will you dance with me?"

"I'd love to, Robin," she replied. So she put her arm around his neck and he held her. They danced to the song, and most everybody was gone, so they had the dance floor all to themselves.

"Star, I'm sorry I didn't believe you. I hope you can forgive me," Robin said.

"It is okay, Robin. I'm sorry I acted jealous and all." Starfire replied. She put her head on his shoulder. This was turning out to be one of the best nights ever!

"And I'm almost sorry I'm doing this," someone said. They turned around and saw Kitten!

"But, you fell off the balcony," Star said. "And we blew up the button!"

Kitten smiled smugly. "Well, that Kitten was a hologram, and that button was a decoy. This is the real button!"

She held up the tube and pushed it! Almost immediately, they heard a loud buzzing sound.

"And, to be fair, I'll tell you who the moths will attack. STARFIRE!" Kitten said. Then she started laughing maniacally.

Starfire looked over the balcony railing and saw a swarm of moths!

"Robin, help!" she screamed. But it was too late. The moths had grabbed Starfire!

"NO!!!" Robin yelled. He tried to grab her, but the moths were too fast. Soon, the pulled her away.
"Robin, now that she's gone..." Kitten said.

"Go away, creep!" Robin yelled. "Okay, I guess I will," she replied. Then she disappeared. "Not another hologram," he muttered to himself. But he didn't have time to worry about that. He had to get Starfire!

He jumped off the balcony and flipped on his communicator with the rest of the Titans.

"Hey, the moths have Star!" Robin said in the speaker. "Where?" said someone on the other end. Presumably Cyborg; he answered the most.

"They're going down to Kitten's house. Hurry!" and, of course, he added: "Titans, go!"

Robin tried to catch up, but the moths were too fast. Finally, he met the other Titans.

"There she is!" Robin yelled, pointing Starfire out from ahead. "I'm on it," Beast Boy said, and then he transformed into a pterodactyl and flew ahead. Raven made a black thingy (like in the original "Date with Destiny") and Cyborg got on. Then they went ahead with Robin and Beast Boy.

Beast Boy caught up to the moths, but couldn't find Starfire. He went in and out of the swarm until he saw a glimpse of something red.

"I think I see her!" he said. So the rest caught up and fought moths on the way.

Sure enough, Starfire was in the swarm. And she looked pretty bad. There was red all over her, and it wasn't just her hair and the dress.

"She's injured!" Beast Boy called back to the others. "Let me see her," Robin said. He jumped over moths until he got there. And as I said, it wasn't pretty.

"We got to get her away!" Robin yelled. He tried to pull her, but the moths hung on.

"I have an idea," Cyborg called. "When the moths get to the mansion, lock them up and we'll try to find a switch or something!"

Luckily, the swarm had gotten to the mansion, and Robin had pried Starfire away from the moths.

Raven closed the doors, and then put boulders in front of them. They could still hear the buzzing when Kitten appeared.

"It's me in the flesh," she said in that awful high-pitched voice of hers. "I'm not a hologram! And look, if I press this button again, more mutant moths will be released!" She started laughing, but she didn't notice Raven pulled the button away from her.

"Cyborg, destroy it!" Raven yelled. So Cyborg got his arm set to "laser mode" and destroyed the button for good.

"Oh well, I can just remove these boulders, and the swarm inside will get free!" Kitten said desperately. She tried to move them when suddenly, a bunch of police cars showed up. One came out with a megaphone and said, "Kitten, you are under arrest! We have you surrounded!"

"Oh, I'll get you, Robin and Starfire! No one dumps Kitten twice!" Kitten yelled. The police got her into a car. They drove away, with Kitten banging on the windows screaming, "I'm innocent!"

Do you like? Well, I just remembered that if you destroyed the button thing, the moths turned into giant larva. I guess Kitten was desperate if she knew that would happen. Hahaha? Okay, maybe I just have a different sense of humor then most people on this planet... Oh, yeah. I like that eighties Starfire. Good thing she wasn't around during that decade! Okay, still no laughs. I'll just leave. ((Sticks nose in air and walks away from computer))

Helga Moon