10 Things That Never Happened to Oz

by Flatlander Jr

A Buffy xover with Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Stargate SG1, Matrix Revolutions, Futurama, Quantum Leap, Charmed, The XFiles, The Books of Amber by Roger Zelazny, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, and Incarnations of Immortality by Piers Anthony

3. Stargate SG1

2. Stargate SG-1

100 words

It was the morning after the night after the full moon. Oz slowly got to his feet and reached for the pants lying on top of the weapons cabinet.

Movement caught his eye. Oz glanced to the left side of the book cage. A full-sized mirror stood there. Instead of his own reflection, Oz saw other people. They were dressed in military garbs…and they were staring at him.

Oz glanced behind him. No one was there. He glanced back at the mirror. The people were still looking at him. Then he remembered that he was still nude. "Huh. Damn."