An/N: Again, I wrote this early in the morning (12:37 to be exact)...so it
may stink.
Anyway...
Sorry that last chapter I didn't put how many reviews were needed for me to
continue. This time, the goal is 17. This chapter will be R.K in H.P
world. I'm not sure if we'll have a HP in RK side story at the end
though...gomen nasai!
One more thing...ENJOY!!!!
Chapter 5: Megumi's Care Of Magical Creatures Lesson
As you (hopefully) remember from chapter 3, Yahiko abandoned Megumi at Care Of Magical Creatures. So, Megumi was left to take the class with the Ravenclaws.
Hagrid was taking attendance, starting with e Gryfindors. When he got to Megumi's name, he said "Mee-ju-meh Ta-kane-e".
Megumi took a deep breath and aid "It's Megumi. Meh-goo-me. Takani. Ta- Kahn-e"
"Right. Megan it is then." Hagrid replied absentmindedly. Then, he reached YAHIKO'S NAME! Bum bum BUM!
"Yay-high-ko My-oh-gin?" He called.
Silence.
He called again.
"YAY HIGH OH KO!"
"Chirp...chirp...chirp..."
"We can do without the sound effects Bob!" Hagrid yelled to a student.
"He um...got eaten by Snuffeluffegus." Megumi shouted.
"Okay then." Hagrid said, continuing on with the lesson. "Today, we'll be learning about a muggle creature. They are very dangerous."
They heard a scream of "YIPPE!" in the background.
"Bob, what di' I say about the sound effects??" Hagrid growled.
Bob saluted him and said "Sir yes sir!"
Hagrid continued. "The creature we will be learning about, it TAPEWORMS!" "Bum bum bum!" 3 guesses who said that.
Then, with a puff of smoke, Crabe, Goyle, and Draco appeared. "Draco had a tapeworm once." Crabe said. "Poor bloke had diarrhea." Then, Draco slapped him, and said "Shut up!" Then, they disappeared again. Everyone twitched.
"Unnecessary..." Hagrid said, and then continued. "Anyway, these lil' fellows crawl into yer body, and suck out all the food that ya' eat. Then, they KILL YA" Hagrid shouted the last part, scaring everyone half to death. "Doesn't that sound cute?" He concluded. Everyone backed away, S...L...O...W...L...Y... However, Hagrid was unaware of the fright he was causing his students. "Split up into groups of 2, and each group gets a tapeworm to feed." Then, Hagrid disappeared into his cabin to get the tapeworms.
Megumi was looking around for somebody ANYBODY to work with. She was having no luck until she saw a girl standing alone. She walked up to her, and asked her name, introducing herself in the process. Unfortunately for Megumi, the girls name was Chang. CHO Chang. Megumi laughed so hard that this pretty and elegant girl shared the same name as that obnoxious, ugly, brute (sorry Chou fans, just Megumi's opinion of him. Not mine!) Chou! So, Cho Chang walked away angry, leaving Megumi to work by herself...awwww!
End Chapter 5!
A/N: Ha! Everyone's in a bad situation!!!! I'm so EVIL!!!! Sorry if this chapter wasn't funny, I wrote it while I was tired. Remember, 17 reviews! ::puts hair over face and whispers:: 17 Reviews...(from 'The Ring')
Chapter 5: Megumi's Care Of Magical Creatures Lesson
As you (hopefully) remember from chapter 3, Yahiko abandoned Megumi at Care Of Magical Creatures. So, Megumi was left to take the class with the Ravenclaws.
Hagrid was taking attendance, starting with e Gryfindors. When he got to Megumi's name, he said "Mee-ju-meh Ta-kane-e".
Megumi took a deep breath and aid "It's Megumi. Meh-goo-me. Takani. Ta- Kahn-e"
"Right. Megan it is then." Hagrid replied absentmindedly. Then, he reached YAHIKO'S NAME! Bum bum BUM!
"Yay-high-ko My-oh-gin?" He called.
Silence.
He called again.
"YAY HIGH OH KO!"
"Chirp...chirp...chirp..."
"We can do without the sound effects Bob!" Hagrid yelled to a student.
"He um...got eaten by Snuffeluffegus." Megumi shouted.
"Okay then." Hagrid said, continuing on with the lesson. "Today, we'll be learning about a muggle creature. They are very dangerous."
They heard a scream of "YIPPE!" in the background.
"Bob, what di' I say about the sound effects??" Hagrid growled.
Bob saluted him and said "Sir yes sir!"
Hagrid continued. "The creature we will be learning about, it TAPEWORMS!" "Bum bum bum!" 3 guesses who said that.
Then, with a puff of smoke, Crabe, Goyle, and Draco appeared. "Draco had a tapeworm once." Crabe said. "Poor bloke had diarrhea." Then, Draco slapped him, and said "Shut up!" Then, they disappeared again. Everyone twitched.
"Unnecessary..." Hagrid said, and then continued. "Anyway, these lil' fellows crawl into yer body, and suck out all the food that ya' eat. Then, they KILL YA" Hagrid shouted the last part, scaring everyone half to death. "Doesn't that sound cute?" He concluded. Everyone backed away, S...L...O...W...L...Y... However, Hagrid was unaware of the fright he was causing his students. "Split up into groups of 2, and each group gets a tapeworm to feed." Then, Hagrid disappeared into his cabin to get the tapeworms.
Megumi was looking around for somebody ANYBODY to work with. She was having no luck until she saw a girl standing alone. She walked up to her, and asked her name, introducing herself in the process. Unfortunately for Megumi, the girls name was Chang. CHO Chang. Megumi laughed so hard that this pretty and elegant girl shared the same name as that obnoxious, ugly, brute (sorry Chou fans, just Megumi's opinion of him. Not mine!) Chou! So, Cho Chang walked away angry, leaving Megumi to work by herself...awwww!
End Chapter 5!
A/N: Ha! Everyone's in a bad situation!!!! I'm so EVIL!!!! Sorry if this chapter wasn't funny, I wrote it while I was tired. Remember, 17 reviews! ::puts hair over face and whispers:: 17 Reviews...(from 'The Ring')