Title: Barking To Disaster (PBFF)
Author: Glue Project
Rating: PG-13?
Pairings: SetoJou
Spoilers: Err. None?
Disclaimer: Nothing mine. Not even the bunny.
Summery: See TEXT BUNNY #22
Chapter Five
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For the thrid day in a row, he woke up to a beautiful guestroom within the Kaiba household. He just laid there and clumsily cuddled with the pillow.
Yesterday...yesterday he had visited his...father. And decided that he didn't like his family name anyway, so why not drop it? Kinda difficult given the circumstances though...
"You going to sleep all day, Puppy?"
Katsuya turned and saw Seto leaning against the doorframe, a wide smirk on his face.
He flopped the other way and pulled the covers up over his head.
One. Two. Three...
Katsuya flipped upright, and looked like his was mimicking the Macarena or slapping away invisible flies on his arms. His mouth dropped open as he inspected each of the slightly tan fingers, running his gaze up his arms. He jumped out of the bed...and fell onto his pajama-covered rear.
Seto snickered. "Puppy forget how to walk?'
Katsuya growled.
"Forget how to talk as well?"
Katsuya blinked. He coughed, then said, rather intelligently, "Talk?"
Seto thought a second, and then spoke, as if to himself. "I wonder if Puppy remembers what breakfast is..."
Katsuya suddenly found his legs and ran all the way to the kitchen.
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Both Seto and Mokuba sweatdropped at the rate at which Katsuya was eating.
"Umm...Jou..."
Katsuya blinked up, a piece of French toast hanging haphazardly out of his mouth. "Hmm?"
Mokuba fidgeted. "Aren't...aren't you going to get sick?"
He shook his head violently, which lead him to once again take up residence on the floor. Where he quite happily finished his breakfast.
After consuming all the food in sight, Kastuya jumped to his feet, granted a bit wobbly. He grinned drunkenly. "I'm going to go take a nice hot shower!" He grinned and ran off in the direction of his room, and, more specifically, the bathroom that adjoined his room.
He left both Mokuba and Seto, the area around the pair destroyed.
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Seto hummed slightly as he chopped up the vegetables for dinner. Dinner was his meal, breakfast was Mokuba's, and lunch was a toss up.
He was making roast beef and vegetables for dinner tonight, not something he did very often. It was also something that Jou wouldn't realize held any significance, although Mokuba would.
And thinking of Jou....he hadn't seen him since right after breakfast this morning.
Seto dumped the beef into the slow cooker. It would take a few hours now.
Washing his hands, he glanced at the clock. It was a little before two.
He walked to his little brothers room, Mokuba sitting there playing video games. The fluffball was nipping at his GameBoy SP, attempting to eat it.
"Hey, have you seen where Jou is?"
Mokuba hastily paused the game and turned to his brother. A confused look crossed over his face. "No, I haven't."
"Hm." Seto paused. "I'll go see if he's in his room."
Mokuba was already playing his video games again.
Seto strode silently down the hall, passing his own room. He knocked on the door to Jou's room and received no response. Cautiously, he opened the door, only to find the disheveled bed and a few slightly opened dresser drawers. Padding further into the room, he saw that the bathroom door was still closed.
A tad big more than slightly worried, he went over and knocked on the bathroom door and once again received no response. "Jou? Are you okay in there?"
Silence.
"Jounouchi?"
-Katsuya-
Seto blinked. That was the second time that he'd heard something that wasn't exactly said. He was starting to wonder if this whole 'dog' business was affecting his sanity.
He shook his head. "Jou, if you're in there, say something."
-Pfft. Fat chance.-
Seto wrinkled his nose. Dammit, his sanity was already gone then. He knocked again. "Jou? If there is no sign of life within there in the next minute, I'm going to find a way to get this door open."
He waited a minute.
Silence.
He sighed. "Okay then." He turned the knob. Locked.
He nodded. That was to be expected. And having no idea of any other alternative, he decided that a door was a cheap enough thing to replace.
He kicked the door a few times before Mokuba showed up with a screwdriver and a hammer. Handing the latter item to his brother he sighed.
"I'll attack the doorknob, and you can attack the door."
Seto did have to admit that this worked better. Even if he didn't understand the purpose of taking out the doorknob.
Doors of this sort were made up of two pieces of wood less than an eighth of an inch thick, the remainder filled in with cardboard.
That door was ripped to bits in record time.
Stepping through the doorway, he expected a corpse to be floating in the bath tub.
Not a golden retriever that only looked like he wanted to be dead.
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Oy. This is shorter than most. (pouts)
Heh. Time to answer reviews/questions. In no particular order at all.
Optimistic girl94: Nope, it's not the end. I think that there are...3?...chapters left. THe contest I'm writing this for ends on the end of the week... (sweatdrop)
Mandapandabug: He's...most likely underweight as well in human form...just not that bad.
KitsuneChan8888888: That's the bit I love the most. Go ahead and write something similar. I'll enjoy reading it. The only reason I'm writing this is for the contest. And thanks for adding this story to your fav's. (glomps)
DarkElvenQueenEternity: Heh. Thanks. Truth be told, this is the most reviews I've ever gotten on a story.
Felidae: I was considering having Katsuya just barking at him...alot.. Hmm.
Anime Crew: It's not finished yet because...it's not...
(glomps everyone else that has reviewed.) Thankies!! And now I must go to write up the next chapter...
--Glue.