First off I like to thank the people that have reviewed my story
Remix-69er- yes to answer your question Inuyasha is gay so is Miroku
Tobias- lol I know Sango is a little scary! Not really her personality
Naraku rock- thank you is all I can say hehehe
Ok on with the story!
Inuyasha had walked all the way to his dad's place and knocked on the door, no one was answering the door so he kept knocking.
"Dad, its Inuyasha. Can we talk for a sec? Dad, I know you're home. Look, I don't care that-- that you're with someone. You're--you're single. You can do what you want. You're--you're Ben Affleck right now. Only without all the extra breakup weight. So, look, whoever you're with in there, it's fine by me. I just want to say that as far as—"
Then he heard some one open the to come face to face with his mother wearing a man's shirt and blinked
"Well hello Inuyasha," she said smiling.
"Mom! What's going on! Where's dad?" he asked as he walked into the apartment and his mother shut the door.
"He's in the shower."
"In the sh-- You're the other woman?! You're the one that Dad's sneaking around with? You and Dad are--are-- You know... thinging," he said looking at her amazed.
"Will, we're adults. Let's talk like adults. Your father and I are making Pookie-pookie," she shrugged as she went and sat down on the couch.
Inuyasha looked disgusted; this was getting to be to much for him.
"Oh! How did this happen? I mean, like, I know how this happens. You showed me when I was 10 with two of my G.I. Joes. I'm not saying that that led to anything, I just... How did this happen?"
"Well, a few months ago, I ran into your father, and we decided to have a drink. Oh, it was fun. He made me laugh. We caught up, and, you know, one thing led to another and before I knew it--," she explained.
"You don't have to finish that!" he yelled.
"Pookie-pookie," she finished.
"Oh!" he sighs," Well, I guess in a way, this is good news. You know, I mean, you and Dad are back together. I'll only have to make one hand-print ashtray at Christmas-time."
"There you go. Who's pretty when he smiles?" she cooed at him.
"I am," he said blushing.
Meanwhile back at Hall of Justice (GAHHH fixes) at Miroku's apartment, Miroku and Sango both wait for Shippo to see how his try outs went when Shippo entered and closed the door.
"Hey," he waved to them.
"So, how it go?" Sango asked taking a sip of her martini.
"Wait, wait, wait. Before you say anything, I'd like to present you with these pom poms. They were your grandfather's!" Miroku said and pulled out pom poms and does a little cheer.
"Go, Shippo! Go, Shippo!"
"I didn't get it," Shippo said.
"What?" Miroku must of heard wrong.
"Why you miserable, worthless--," Sango began to say.
"SANGO! What happened?"
"I stunk. All the girls laughed at me. I'm gonna graduate a virgin," Shippo said looking down at the ground.
"Wha--I don't understand. Did you do this?" Miroku snakes his shoulder left to right and brushes off his right shoulder.
"Yes."
"What about this," then snakes his arms right to left and brushes his right shoulder.
"Yes."
"Well, did you do this?" then puts the moves together.
"Yeah, I did all that stuff. They just didn't like me!"
"Hey, did you do this?" Sango asked and began to shimmer her breast at Shippo," Oooooh... La la la la la... ooooh whee-e-e ooooh. Whoo!"
"Uh no."
"Well, you should try it. It's fun!" Sango said and did it again.
"You know, maybe I should go out for track. Might as well. Once word gets out I tried out for cheerleading, I'll be running a lot anyway," Shippo said. "Whoa-ho. Whoa. No. Let me tell you something, Mister. My family has had four generations of male cheerleaders. And I ain't gonna do nothin' to break that up. All right? So I'm gonna go talk to the powers that be, and make sure they know we are a serious force to be reckoned with! Sango! My pom poms!" Miroku yelled and Sango threw the poms poms at him and exits the apartment cheering," Boy, are we enthusiastic....!"
Sango and Shippo shrug and follow after him.
Please review
Remix-69er- yes to answer your question Inuyasha is gay so is Miroku
Tobias- lol I know Sango is a little scary! Not really her personality
Naraku rock- thank you is all I can say hehehe
Ok on with the story!
Inuyasha had walked all the way to his dad's place and knocked on the door, no one was answering the door so he kept knocking.
"Dad, its Inuyasha. Can we talk for a sec? Dad, I know you're home. Look, I don't care that-- that you're with someone. You're--you're single. You can do what you want. You're--you're Ben Affleck right now. Only without all the extra breakup weight. So, look, whoever you're with in there, it's fine by me. I just want to say that as far as—"
Then he heard some one open the to come face to face with his mother wearing a man's shirt and blinked
"Well hello Inuyasha," she said smiling.
"Mom! What's going on! Where's dad?" he asked as he walked into the apartment and his mother shut the door.
"He's in the shower."
"In the sh-- You're the other woman?! You're the one that Dad's sneaking around with? You and Dad are--are-- You know... thinging," he said looking at her amazed.
"Will, we're adults. Let's talk like adults. Your father and I are making Pookie-pookie," she shrugged as she went and sat down on the couch.
Inuyasha looked disgusted; this was getting to be to much for him.
"Oh! How did this happen? I mean, like, I know how this happens. You showed me when I was 10 with two of my G.I. Joes. I'm not saying that that led to anything, I just... How did this happen?"
"Well, a few months ago, I ran into your father, and we decided to have a drink. Oh, it was fun. He made me laugh. We caught up, and, you know, one thing led to another and before I knew it--," she explained.
"You don't have to finish that!" he yelled.
"Pookie-pookie," she finished.
"Oh!" he sighs," Well, I guess in a way, this is good news. You know, I mean, you and Dad are back together. I'll only have to make one hand-print ashtray at Christmas-time."
"There you go. Who's pretty when he smiles?" she cooed at him.
"I am," he said blushing.
Meanwhile back at Hall of Justice (GAHHH fixes) at Miroku's apartment, Miroku and Sango both wait for Shippo to see how his try outs went when Shippo entered and closed the door.
"Hey," he waved to them.
"So, how it go?" Sango asked taking a sip of her martini.
"Wait, wait, wait. Before you say anything, I'd like to present you with these pom poms. They were your grandfather's!" Miroku said and pulled out pom poms and does a little cheer.
"Go, Shippo! Go, Shippo!"
"I didn't get it," Shippo said.
"What?" Miroku must of heard wrong.
"Why you miserable, worthless--," Sango began to say.
"SANGO! What happened?"
"I stunk. All the girls laughed at me. I'm gonna graduate a virgin," Shippo said looking down at the ground.
"Wha--I don't understand. Did you do this?" Miroku snakes his shoulder left to right and brushes off his right shoulder.
"Yes."
"What about this," then snakes his arms right to left and brushes his right shoulder.
"Yes."
"Well, did you do this?" then puts the moves together.
"Yeah, I did all that stuff. They just didn't like me!"
"Hey, did you do this?" Sango asked and began to shimmer her breast at Shippo," Oooooh... La la la la la... ooooh whee-e-e ooooh. Whoo!"
"Uh no."
"Well, you should try it. It's fun!" Sango said and did it again.
"You know, maybe I should go out for track. Might as well. Once word gets out I tried out for cheerleading, I'll be running a lot anyway," Shippo said. "Whoa-ho. Whoa. No. Let me tell you something, Mister. My family has had four generations of male cheerleaders. And I ain't gonna do nothin' to break that up. All right? So I'm gonna go talk to the powers that be, and make sure they know we are a serious force to be reckoned with! Sango! My pom poms!" Miroku yelled and Sango threw the poms poms at him and exits the apartment cheering," Boy, are we enthusiastic....!"
Sango and Shippo shrug and follow after him.
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