Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Anime Craze! I don't own any anime or Whose Line. I only own Christopher Julius (my character) and Gamerctm (me).
Voice: Good evening and welcome to "Whose Line is it Anyway!" On tonight's show, {cut to C.J.} He'll make you laugh! Christopher Julius! {cut to Naru} She'll make you smile! Naru Narusegawa! (from Love Hina) {cut to Goku} He'll amaze you! Goku! {from DBZ.} And. {cut to Inuyasha} He'll make you wish you were somewhere else! Inuyasha! (needless to say, from Inuyasha.) {cut to Gamerctm, who's in the audience.} I'm Gamer! Your host! Let's get things started! {goes to his desk.}
Gamer: Welcome to "Whose Line is it Anyway?" The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter! That's right, like which Olson Twin you sleep with! {audience laughs.} Doesn't mean a thing! Let's go to our first game, Film, TV, and Theatre Styles! This is for C.J., Naru, and Inuyasha! {audience cheers as they walk to the stage.} What I need from the audience are some film, TV, and theatre styles.
Audience Member: Porno! {audience laugh loudly.}
Gamer: Okay. Since you're so excited about it!
Different Member: Full House!
Gamer: Porno and Full House don't mix too well, but we'll do it! {audience starts shouting suggestions.} Matrix. Animal Show. Chick Flick. Infomercial.
Audience Member: River Dance!
Gamer: River Dance! Okay! That's enough. You guys are gonna act out a scene, when I buzz ya, you gotta do it as a different style. The scene is {reads a card.} C.J. is the president and Naru is his.
C.J.: Intern?
Gamer: First Lady.
C.J.: {disappointed.} Oh.
Gamer: Who asleep in the White House, when hired assassin, Inuyasha, breaks in to kill him. So whenever you're ready, go! {Inuyasha walks off stage. C.J. and Naru pretends to sleep.}
Naru: {wakes up suddenly.} Honey! {elbows C.J. in the ribs.}
C.J.: Oof!!! {wakes up.}
Naru: {shouting.} YOU WERE THINKING ABOUT THAT INTERN AGAIN!!!
C.J.: {Bill Clinton's voice.} No I wasn't honey.uh.Whatever your name is! {audience laugh.}
Inuyasha: {imitates glass breaking, then jumps on stage.} Don't anybody move!
C.J.: Thank God! An assassin! {Naru looks at him.} I mean, Oh no! An assassin! {audience laughs.}
Naru: Where's secret service?
Inuyasha: They're with you're intern, if you know what I mean. {audience laughs.}
C.J.: I know! {BUZZ}
Gamer: Chick Flick! {Inuyasha and C.J. groan. The audience laughs.}
Naru: {pretends to pull out a gun.} {fake crying.} Do-Don't make me hurt you.
Inuyasha: {fake crying.} I'm so sorry. I love you two! {audience laughs.}
C.J.: I'm pregnant, and {sobs} only one of you can be the father. {BUZZ} {audience laughs.} {normal voice.} I assume that happens during a chick flick.
Gamer: Animal Show!
Inuyasha: {he and Naru walk away from C.J.} {Steve Irwin voice.} Watch closely as the male president give birth to it's young.
C.J.: {gets on his hands and knees and makes strange animal sounds.} Grrr. Krup! Gurp! Ber! ACH! {audience roar with laughter.}
Naru: Don't get to close to it!
Inuyasha: Shame I must kill 'er! {starts chasing C.J. around the stage.} {BUZZ}
Gamer: Infomercial!
{C.J. gets up and Inuyasha looks at the camera.}
Inuyasha: {plain and mechanically.} I was a simple assassin before "Assassin Class." But thanks to "Assassin Class" I am not a simple assassin anymore.
C.J.: {loud, salesman voice.} That's right! In only 300 easy and overpriced lessons, you can be an assassin! {audience laughs.} If you order right now, it will still take 9-30 mouths to arrive at your door! {audience laughs.} {BUZZ}
Gamer: River Dance!
{C.J., Naru and Inuyasha starts dancing in a River Dance style. Inuyasha pretends to hold a shotgun and points it at Naru and C.J. The audience starts cheering. Naru and C.J. dance away from Inuyasha. They then strike poses. C.J. gets on one knee and points his right arm in the air. Inuyasha does the same pose, but raises his left arm in the air.} {BUZZ}
Gamer: Porno! {audience laughs.}
Naru: {to Inuyasha.} {seductive.} That's a pretty big gun you have. {audience laughs.}
C.J.: {Bill Clinton Voice.} All this dancing' around has made my sweaty. {pretends to take of his clothes. Audience laughs.}
Naru: {to Inuyasha.} You've been a bad assassin. {seductive and forceful.} Up against the wall! {audience laugh and cheer as Inuyasha assumes the position.}
Inuyasha: I've been a baaaaaaaaaad boy.
{Naru gets behind him and puts her hands on his chest. C.J. comes behind Naru and puts his hands on her waist.} {BUZZ} {the audience is laughing and cheering at the position the 3 are in.}
C.J.: {to Gamer.} Just want you know, I can stand like this all night!
Inuyasha: Me too. {audience laughs.}
Naru: {annoyed} Can we pick this up a little?
Gamer: Matrix!
Inuyasha: Prepare to die, Neo. {pretends to fire a gun at C.J. in slow motion.}
{C.J. bends over backwards like they do in the movie. The audience cheers. Naru runs in slow motion to the desk pretends to wall run on it. Audience cheers and applaud.} {BUZZ}
Gamer: Full house!
Inuyasha: {Jesse's voice.} All this runnin' 'round is messin' up my hair. {audience laughs as he pretends to comb, and stray his hair continuously.}
Naru: {gets on her knees.} {Michelle's voice.} {to Inuyasha} You're in trouble, mister! {audience laugh and applaud.}
C.J.: {Joey's voice.} How 'bout some funny, goofy voices?! {Popeye's voice.} Ah-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga! {audience laugh.} {Elmer Fudd voice.} Be vewy vewy, qwiet! {Bill Clinton voice.} I did not have sexual relations with that woman. {audience laugh.} {Gamer's voice.} The points don't matter! {the audience laughs.} {BUZZ} {the performers return to their seats as the audience cheers.}
Gamer: Sorry guys, but I'm runnin' low on points, so 3 to 4 points each. {audience awes they 4 performers look down on the ground.} Oh, Naru? You can have a million! {audience cheer as Naru smiles.} Yeah! I got to do it, because if I don't, she'll beat me up! {audience laughs as Naru waves her fist.} Let's move on to a game called Infomercial! This is for Goku and Inuyasha. {audience cheers as they come down. Inuyasha pulls onto the stage a small table and Goku puts a small box of props behind it.} The way this game works, Goku and Inuyasha are TV salesmen trying to sell a miracle product. The twist is, they have to use as much as the props from the box during the commercial. What we need from the audience is problem you'd buy a miracle product to treat. {audience shout's out suggestions.} Bad breath! We wanna get rid of bad breath! So Goku and Inuyasha, the miracle product that gets rid of bad breath.
Inuyasha: {shouting quickly.} It's 11'o clock at night! You got no job, no pants, and nothing better to do! It's time to shop. {slams his fist on the table.} shop. {does it again.} SHOP!!! {does it again.} {audience laughs and cheer.} We're selling you crap, you'll never use!
Goku: Yeah! What he said!
Inuyasha: {disgusted} Ohhh! Maybe they'll use this one! You're breath sticks! In fact, I have to do this. {pretends to pass gas.} vrrrrrt! Just to cover the smell! {audience laughs.}
Goku: Hey! It worked! {audience laughs and clap.} But if you order our from our show, you'll get slightly better smelling breath in only 400 easy and painful steps! {audience laughs. Inuyasha puts on the table a colorful toy spike ball.} Hey, Inuyasha! What's that?
Inuyasha: Why, this is the germ that causes bad breath. And it lives right on your tongue.
Goku: Really? Something that big fits in your mouth?
Inuyasha: Actually this has been enlarged over one million times its actually size!
Goku: Wow! That's. {counting his fingers.} One.two.three. really small! {audience laughs.}
Inuyasha: {presses the button on the ball. The ball starts vibrating.} You see when it starts to shake, that causes a bad smell.
Goku: {disgusted} OH! I can smell it already! {holds his nose.} Turn it off! Turn it off! {audience laughs.} {Inuyasha turns the ball off.} {relieved} phew. {puts the ball on the ground. It starts vibrating again.} AHHHHHHHH!!!!! {audience laughs and applaud. Goku turns off the ball.}
Inuyasha: Now that we know what causes bad breath, it's time to cure it!
Goku: {pulls out of the box a small red balloon.} You know Inuyasha. Sometimes the easiest way to get rid of bad breath is to simply blow it away.
Inuyasha: Really? With a simple balloon?
Goku: Actually, this is our new and fun, Bad Breathy Get-a-way-a-er! {audience laughs.} All you got to do is, {starts blowing up the balloon, after a few seconds it pops loudly.} WHOA! {audience laughs.}
Inuyasha: This doesn't work if your breath is really, REALLY, bad. So we got to use. {pulls out from the box a oversized, novelty pair of plastic tweezers. Audience laughs.} the Bad Breathy Pull-a-way-er!
Goku: How does it work?
Inuyasha: Just open you mouth and stick out your tongue. {Goku does so. Inuyasha starts using the tweezers on his tongue. The audience starts laughing.} All we gotta do is pull off those bad breath causing germs one- by-one. {stops.} Of course. Because of the time and effort needed, it's hard to stand the breath without passing out. {starts to wobble.} {audience laughs} Whoa. {he puts down the tweezers and pulls out of the box a bottle of dish soap with a white label.} Hey, Goku. What's this?
Goku: Why, that looks like a bottle of dish soap with the white paint over the label to keep us from getting sued! {audience laughs.}
Inuyasha: This is our patented, Bad Breathy Wash -a-way-er! {audience laughs.} Open your mouth!
Goku: I really wish I used mouth wash this morning! {he opens his mouth and Inuyasha squirts some dish soap in his mouth. The audience laugh and cheers as Goku starts gargling and makes a disgusted face. He then spits the soap on the floor. The audience laugh and cheer. Gamer is also laughing.} I hope there's a glass of water in that box.
Inuyasha: {sniffs.} Lemony fresh!
Goku: My breath?
Inuyasha: No! The carpet! {audience laughs.} {pulls out a small, paper fan.} Well, if we can't get rid of the smell, there's one other thing to do!
Goku: What is it?
Inuyasha: We gotta fan it into your stomach and let your digestion system get rid of it!
Goku: I read Reader's Digest, too! {audience laughs.}
Inuyasha: Not DI-gest! Dig-estion! That turns food into poo! {audience laugh and cheer.}
Goku: Hey! That rhymes! Food! Poo! Food! Poo! Food! Pood! {audience laughs}
Inuyasha: Just shut your mouth and open it! {Goku does so. Inuyasha waves the fan in front of his mouth. The audience laughs.} Again. this is very time consuming! {stops.} I said CONSUMING, not COSTUMER!
Goku: Answered my question! {audience laughs.} {goes into the box and pulls out two clear cups connected by a rubber tube.} Uh-oh! {audience laughs.} Try for some serious work!
Inuyasha: That is our patented. Bad Breathy Suck-y-a-way-er! {audience laugh.} All you need is a close friend, a REALLY close friend! {audience laugh.} {Goku puts one cup to his mouth.} And that friend will suck your bad breath away. {looks at the other cup.} {groan.} {puts the other cup to his mouth and starts to suck up air. The audience laughs and cheers. After a few seconds.} {BUZZ!} {the audience cheers.}
Gamer: Okay! That was great! Thank you! {Goku and Inuyasha walk back to their seats.} Okay, so a thousand points to Inuyasha!
Goku: What about me?
Gamer: We gotta use yours to replace the carpet! {audience laugh. There is a puddle of soap and bubbles in the middle of the stage.} The next time you're on my show, I'm gonna make sure they have a spittoon ready for you! {audience laughs.} Let's go to our next game, called Whose Line! This is for Naru and C.J. {they walk on stage.} Yeah, believe or not, we have a game called Whose Line on "Whose Line."
C.J.: Man, it boggles the mind!
Gamer: Alright, the way this game works, these two are gonna act out a scene, and during the scene, they have to use these lines! {he's holding in 4 pieces of paper in his hand. Naru and C.J. go up and take them. Gamer reads a card.} You're gonna be acting out a scene from Titanic. Jack, who is C.J., and Rose, who is Naru, meet each other on the deck. Take it away!
C.J.: Rose! I finally found you!
Naru: Jack. I need you to know something! Something important! From the moment I met you, I needed to tell you these words.
C.J.: I have something top tell you too! {pause.} Uhhh. {audience laughs.} Why don't you go first! {under his breath.} She's suppose to go first.
Naru: Jack! {reads a slip of paper.} "Hug me! Stroke me! Call me Slappy!" {audience laughs and cheer.}
C.J.: {hugs Naru.} You know something, Slappy? {audience laugh and applaud. He breaks away.} You husband! Or Fiancé! {audience laughs.} I don't know which! But he's nothing but rich snob. Did you hear him in the banquet hall?
Naru: No, what did he say?
C.J.: I saw him there, talking to the other passengers saying, {reads a paper.} "Did you see the jugs on that girl?" {audience laughs and applaud as Naru acts shocked.}
Naru: He's looking at another woman?
C.J.: Just her jugs. {audience laughs. C.J. then starts to walk away.} Slappy, he's not what you. {he steps on the soap puddle and slips.} WHOA! {the audience and Gamer start laughing loudly. Goku is also laughing. C.J. stands up straight.} Maybe I should've worn the my cleat boots instead!
Naru: The. {laughs.} deck must be wet!
C.J.: Either that, or some brain-dead monkey was gargling dish soap! {audience laughs even more. Gamer is cracking up.}
Naru: So. he's seeing another woman. Then I can tell you what I wanted to tell you ever since I saw you.
C.J.: Didn't you already tell me that? {audience laughs.}
Naru: There was two things. I never said this to anyone, not even my Fiancé. Jack, {reads a paper.} "What's with the beaver costume?" {audience laughs.}
C.J.: In case we sink, I can swim away! But that probably won't work! {audience laughs.}
Naru: Jack. the view is so beautiful.
C.J.: It is, Slappy. {takes a step towards her. He looks at the puddle and sidesteps away from it.} I want the world to know my feelings! I will tell what I feel! {faces and takes a step towards the audience. He stands near the edge of the stage and reads a paper.} "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR!!!" {audience roars with laughter. Naru stands behind C.J.} OW! {looks at Naru.} Get off my tail! {BUZZ} {audience applauds.}
Gamer: Hey! Don't go anywhere! We'll be right back with more "Whose Line is it Anyway?" Stay right there! {scene fades out.}
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{scene fades in. The audience is applauding.}
Gamer: Welcome back to "Whose Line is it Anyway?" The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter! Hey, I wanna give a special shout out to RavenofDarkfire, Anxs, dragoon, Pizza Cat Div, and jnjnvlz for their comments and suggestions for the show! {audience applauds.} And if their reading, you can stop looking over your shoulders once every minute! C.J. won't be after you, anymore! {audience laughs.} And I took the baseball bat away from him!
C.J.: Can I please have it back! I got relatives coming over!
Gamer: We're only kidding of course! Let's move on to a game called Party Quirks! This is for everyone! {audience cheers as all the performers walk on stage.} Naru! You are gonna throw a party and C.J., Goku, and Inuyasha are your guests. However, they all have strange quirks and identities. Which are on these cards. {C.J., Goku, and Inuyasha walk up to Gamer and he hands them all cards. They walk to the right, off camera.} And you have to figure out what and who they are. They come in one at a time when I ring the doorbell. So whenever your ready, start the party!
Naru: {pretending to talk on the phone.} Yeah, I met these great guys over the internet. One of their emails is mentallychalledgedandbiologiclyuseless@yahoo.com {audience laughs.} {DING- DONG!} {DING-DONG!} Gotta go! {runs to the right of the stage and stands in front of Inuyasha. She pretends to open a door.} Hi! Come in!
Inuyasha: (Get magnetically attracted to everyone) Hey! How you. {suddenly gets "stuck" to Naru. The audience laughs.}
Naru: Oh.my. {starts to walk away and Inuyasha still sticks to her.} You look like run. {they walk near Gamer. Inuyasha suddenly sticks to Gamer. Audience laughs.} Have fun with him! {DING DONG} Let me get that! {walks to Goku and pretends to open a door.} Hi!
Goku: (Arnold Schwarzenegger going from Mr. Universe, to Terminator, to Governor.) {Arnold's voice.} Ah. Hello. Thank you for inviting me. {pretends to oil himself. Audience is cheering. He then strikes a pose.}
Naru: Uh. Nice abs.
Goku: I take good care of my bod-de! {he strikes a different pose. Inuyasha then gets stuck to him. The audience laughs. Goku still strikes poses.} What is dis Gurly Man doing on me? {audience laughs.}
Naru: {DING-DONG} {DING-DONG} You two get acquainted. {lets C.J. in.} Hi!
C.J.: {gets down on all fours, sniffing the floor.} (Naru's loyal, over protective Dog.) {He looks at Naru. He gets up and puts his arms on her shoulders, panting.}
Naru: Um. Let's save that for later!
Goku: {pretends to point a gun at Inuyasha.} You must be destroyed. I'll be bock! {audience cheers. Inuyasha holds his hand out and pretends to pull the gun away from Goku.}
C.J.: {growling at Goku} Grrrrrrrrrrrr. Grrrrrrrrrrrr. {he gets on all fours and runs to Goku leg and pretend to bite down on it.} Grrrrrrrrrr. {he bites on his pant leg and pulls his back, snarling and growling will shaking his head. The audience is laughing out loud.}
{Inuyasha gets stuck to Goku again.}
Goku: {points a gun at C.J.} Get back.
C.J.: YIPE! YIPE! YIPE! {runs and hides behind Naru. He growls at them, again.}
Goku: {raises his hand.} I promise to up hold the duties of whatever the hell I am. {audience laughs.}
Naru: I'm very glad to have you here Governor Schwarzenegger. {BUZZ}
Gamer: Yes! {audience cheer and applaud. Goku walks to his seat.} It says he turning from Mr. Universe to Terminator to Governor.
Naru: That's as close as I can get. {Inuyasha gets stuck to her.} And you.
C.J.: {growls at Inuyasha and starts chasing him around the stage. Inuyasha runs around, the audience is laughs. He then gets stuck to Naru again. C.J. bites his pant leg and growls and tugs.} Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Naru: You are a very sticky man.
Gamer: No! He's something else.
Naru: He's.
Gamer: What do they call those things that pulls in metal.
Naru: A magnet?
Gamer: Close enough! {BUZZ} He's magnetically charged to everyone! {Inuyasha walks back to his seat.}
Naru: {looking at C.J.} {sweet voice.} Come here boy! {audience laugh and cheer. C.J. runs over to Naru. She starts petting the top of his head and back.} Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? {looks at the floor.} {stern.} Look what you did to the floor! {audience and Gamer laughs. C.J. tries to run away. She catches him by the collar and puts his head down to the floor.} Look at it! {pointing to C.J.} Bad boy! {The audience and performers laugh loudly.} Bad boy!
C.J.: {breaks free and runs to Gamer's desk. He gets up on the desk and starts growling at Gamer.} Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. {Gamer reaches for the buzzer.} Grrrrrrrrrr. {Naru grabs C.J. by the collar and takes him off the table.}
Naru: Come on boy! Don't worry. I'm getting him neutered! {audience laughs as C.J. yipes.}
Gamer: Yuk! Slobber all over my desk. So tell me, Naru. Who is he?
Naru: He is my sweet, lovable, and stupid dog!
Gamer: Yes! {BUZZ} {audience cheers as they return to their seats.}
C.J.: I was protective, too.
Gamer: Okay! 1000 points to Naru for giving me the image of her forcing C.J. to the ground saying "Bad Boy!" {audience laughs.}
C.J.: {to Inuyasha.} I think I got yours by mistake! {audience laughs.} You wanna trade and try that game again?
Naru: Just what I need. {points to C.J.} This guy getting stuck to me.
C.J.: What happened to "Bad Boy?" "Bad Boy?" {audience laugh.}
Gamer: Let's go to a game called Greatest Hits! This is for C.J., Goku, and Inuyasha! {audience cheers as they walk on stage.} Goku and Inuyasha are trying to sell a CD constellation, and C.J.'s gonna sing the songs. Inuyasha and Goku need to name the song title and style for him to sing. What I need from the audience is a job you wouldn't normally sing about. {audience shouts out suggestions.} Garbage man! So whenever you're ready, Songs of the Garbage Man!
Goku: Hi! We'll be right back with our feature movie, "Dippy, the Impotent Badger." In just a minute. {audience laugh and cheer. Gamer is laughing, too.}
Inuyasha: You know, Goku. For as long as their been garbage men, there has been people singing about them behind their backs.
Goku: That's right. We collected over 5000 songs on one CD. {audience laughs.} These are really short songs.
Inuyasha: As you know, Goku. I'm a big fan of Bluegrass,
Goku: That a disease? {audience laughs.}
Inuyasha: No. It's a music style. One of my favorite! And there is no song better than that great bluegrass hit. "Hauling Trash for a Livin'!" {audience laughs as Bluegrass music starts playing.}
C.J.: YEE-HAW! {audience is clapping with rhythm.} Let me tell you somethin'! I have all the luck! All I do all day is haul a big ass truck! I get garbage to the dump so it's ridden'! How I love Hauling Trash for a Livin'! Hauling Trash for a Livin'! It's what I do best! Don't leave it up to the rest! I ain't fibbin'! I'm Hauling Trash for a Livin'! {Audience cheers as the song ends.}
Inuyasha: All I can say is, YEE-HAW!
Goku: Still think it's a disease. {audience laughs.} You know, Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: What Goku?
Goku: I was at Germany for a while, and they had a lots of bars. So I heard a far share of German Drinking Songs! In fact, one of my favorite is on this CD. That number 1 German Drinking Song, simply titled. "What's That Smell?" {audience laughs.} {German Polka Music starts playing.}
C.J.: {German Accent} Ah! Rin! Auldwin! Untal Conplatal Uh Oon! People run from me! It's not what you think! It's because I always stink! {audience laughs.} Old food or poo? It's hard to tell. Ooh! What's dat smell?! {audience laughs as he shakes his hands around like he's holding a mug.} Da garbage man tells no lies. My truck is uh-tracting flies! You can smell it a mile away! Oom badda oom badda oomp! {audience laughs.} Da crap has hit da fan! I don't speak Ger-man! {audience laugh and cheer. Song ends.}
Goku: All I can say is, "Ya! Dat is gou! {audience laughs.}
Inuyasha: You're kidding yourself! You can have your German Drunks. I like Metal Punks! {audience laughs.} During the great Garbage Strike that happened so time I don't know about, many Heavy Metal bands made some songs about it.
Goku: Heavy Metal Bands? That can't be comfortable! {audience and Gamer laughs.}
Inuyasha: {taps Goku's head.} Sleep. {Goku pretends to fall asleep.} And my favorite Heavy Metal hit. "STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-RIKE!!!" {audience laughs. Heavy Metal Music starts playing.}
C.J.: {hand-banging and shouting.} YEAH!!! STRIKE!!! GARBAGE!!! {pretends to play electric guitar. Audience cheers.} GARBAGE SUCKS!!! THAT'S WHY I DON'T CLEAN IT!!! I WON'T TOUCH WHAT YOU THROW OUT!!! LET IT STAND! LET IT LAST! LINE UP AND KISS MY ASS!!! {Audience laughs.} {shouts} YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! WON'T TOUCH YOUR BOXES!!! WONT'T TOUCH YOUR CANS!!! WON'T TOUCH YOUR STINKIN' KITTY LITTER! DOG DOO! OR DIAPERS!!! STRIKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! STRIKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- RIKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. {audience laugh and cheers} EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! {takes a breath.} STRIKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! {pretends to hit his guitar on the floor. He then hits it on the wall and Moshpits into the audience. Audience is cheering.} {BUZZ}
Gamer: We'll find out who the winner is! Don't go away!!!
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{scene fades in. The audience is cheering. Inuyasha is at the desk. Naru is sitting on a stool on stage with C.J., Gamer and Goku behind her.}
Gamer: Welcome back to "Whose Line is it Anyway?" Tonight's winner. Naru Narusegawa! {audience cheers as she smiles.} So me, Goku, and the iron lung of music, C.J. have to play Three Headed Broadway Star! And we get to sing to Naru! We each gotta sing one word at a time. So what In need from the audience, complete this sentence. "I love you for your. what?" {audience shouts out suggestions.} Mole! {audience laughs.} So when the music starts, "I love you for your mole!" {romantic piano music starts playing. C.J., Gamer and Goku get together to look like they have three heads.}
C.J.: I.
Gamer: Love.
Goku: You.
C.J.: For.
Gamer: Your.
Goku: Mole!
C.J.: Your.
Gamer: Furry.
Goku: Little.
C.J.: Mole.
Gamer: On.
Goku: Your.
C.J.: Face! {audience laughs.}
Gamer: I.
Goku: Used.
C.J.: To
Gamer: Have.
Goku: A.
C.J.: Mole.
Gamer: On.
Goku: My.
C.J.: Face!
Gamer: But.
Goku: Now.
C.J.: It's
Gamer: On.
Goku: My.
C.J.: Butt! {Naru and the audience laugh and cheer.}
Gamer: Your.
Goku: Mole.
C.J.: Speaks.
Gamer: To.
Goku: .. {pause.} Me! {audience laughs.}
C.J.: Your.
Gamer: Mole.
Goku: Is.
C.J.: So.
Gamer: Bee-yu-te-ful!!! {audience laughs.}
Goku: I.
C.J.: Want.
Gamer: To.
Goku: Marry.
C.J.: Your.
Gamer: Mole! {audience and Naru laughs.}
Goku: But.
C.J.: It's.
Gamer: Connected.
Goku: To.
C.J.: Your.
Gamer: Face! {audience laughs.}
Goku: I love. {audience laughs as C.J. and Gamer looks at him. C.J. holds up his index finger and mouths the word "one."} I! {shakes his head.}
C.J.: Love.
Gamer: Your.
Goku: Mole.
C.J.: Because.
Gamer: It's.
Goku: Very.
C.J. Very.
Gamer: Big! {audience and Naru roar with laughter.}
Goku: I love your mo. {C.J. and Gamer looks at him.} Oh, darn!!! {audience and the performers laugh.}
C.J.: Oops!
Gamer: That's.
Goku: More.
C.J.: Than.
Gamer: One.
All: {harmonizing.} Wooooooooooorrrrrddd!!! {audience laughs and applaud.}
C.J.: {to Goku} One word at a time!
Gamer: That's all for "Whose Line is it Anyway?" See ya later!
{scene fades out.}
Anime Craze! I don't own any anime or Whose Line. I only own Christopher Julius (my character) and Gamerctm (me).
Voice: Good evening and welcome to "Whose Line is it Anyway!" On tonight's show, {cut to C.J.} He'll make you laugh! Christopher Julius! {cut to Naru} She'll make you smile! Naru Narusegawa! (from Love Hina) {cut to Goku} He'll amaze you! Goku! {from DBZ.} And. {cut to Inuyasha} He'll make you wish you were somewhere else! Inuyasha! (needless to say, from Inuyasha.) {cut to Gamerctm, who's in the audience.} I'm Gamer! Your host! Let's get things started! {goes to his desk.}
Gamer: Welcome to "Whose Line is it Anyway?" The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter! That's right, like which Olson Twin you sleep with! {audience laughs.} Doesn't mean a thing! Let's go to our first game, Film, TV, and Theatre Styles! This is for C.J., Naru, and Inuyasha! {audience cheers as they walk to the stage.} What I need from the audience are some film, TV, and theatre styles.
Audience Member: Porno! {audience laugh loudly.}
Gamer: Okay. Since you're so excited about it!
Different Member: Full House!
Gamer: Porno and Full House don't mix too well, but we'll do it! {audience starts shouting suggestions.} Matrix. Animal Show. Chick Flick. Infomercial.
Audience Member: River Dance!
Gamer: River Dance! Okay! That's enough. You guys are gonna act out a scene, when I buzz ya, you gotta do it as a different style. The scene is {reads a card.} C.J. is the president and Naru is his.
C.J.: Intern?
Gamer: First Lady.
C.J.: {disappointed.} Oh.
Gamer: Who asleep in the White House, when hired assassin, Inuyasha, breaks in to kill him. So whenever you're ready, go! {Inuyasha walks off stage. C.J. and Naru pretends to sleep.}
Naru: {wakes up suddenly.} Honey! {elbows C.J. in the ribs.}
C.J.: Oof!!! {wakes up.}
Naru: {shouting.} YOU WERE THINKING ABOUT THAT INTERN AGAIN!!!
C.J.: {Bill Clinton's voice.} No I wasn't honey.uh.Whatever your name is! {audience laugh.}
Inuyasha: {imitates glass breaking, then jumps on stage.} Don't anybody move!
C.J.: Thank God! An assassin! {Naru looks at him.} I mean, Oh no! An assassin! {audience laughs.}
Naru: Where's secret service?
Inuyasha: They're with you're intern, if you know what I mean. {audience laughs.}
C.J.: I know! {BUZZ}
Gamer: Chick Flick! {Inuyasha and C.J. groan. The audience laughs.}
Naru: {pretends to pull out a gun.} {fake crying.} Do-Don't make me hurt you.
Inuyasha: {fake crying.} I'm so sorry. I love you two! {audience laughs.}
C.J.: I'm pregnant, and {sobs} only one of you can be the father. {BUZZ} {audience laughs.} {normal voice.} I assume that happens during a chick flick.
Gamer: Animal Show!
Inuyasha: {he and Naru walk away from C.J.} {Steve Irwin voice.} Watch closely as the male president give birth to it's young.
C.J.: {gets on his hands and knees and makes strange animal sounds.} Grrr. Krup! Gurp! Ber! ACH! {audience roar with laughter.}
Naru: Don't get to close to it!
Inuyasha: Shame I must kill 'er! {starts chasing C.J. around the stage.} {BUZZ}
Gamer: Infomercial!
{C.J. gets up and Inuyasha looks at the camera.}
Inuyasha: {plain and mechanically.} I was a simple assassin before "Assassin Class." But thanks to "Assassin Class" I am not a simple assassin anymore.
C.J.: {loud, salesman voice.} That's right! In only 300 easy and overpriced lessons, you can be an assassin! {audience laughs.} If you order right now, it will still take 9-30 mouths to arrive at your door! {audience laughs.} {BUZZ}
Gamer: River Dance!
{C.J., Naru and Inuyasha starts dancing in a River Dance style. Inuyasha pretends to hold a shotgun and points it at Naru and C.J. The audience starts cheering. Naru and C.J. dance away from Inuyasha. They then strike poses. C.J. gets on one knee and points his right arm in the air. Inuyasha does the same pose, but raises his left arm in the air.} {BUZZ}
Gamer: Porno! {audience laughs.}
Naru: {to Inuyasha.} {seductive.} That's a pretty big gun you have. {audience laughs.}
C.J.: {Bill Clinton Voice.} All this dancing' around has made my sweaty. {pretends to take of his clothes. Audience laughs.}
Naru: {to Inuyasha.} You've been a bad assassin. {seductive and forceful.} Up against the wall! {audience laugh and cheer as Inuyasha assumes the position.}
Inuyasha: I've been a baaaaaaaaaad boy.
{Naru gets behind him and puts her hands on his chest. C.J. comes behind Naru and puts his hands on her waist.} {BUZZ} {the audience is laughing and cheering at the position the 3 are in.}
C.J.: {to Gamer.} Just want you know, I can stand like this all night!
Inuyasha: Me too. {audience laughs.}
Naru: {annoyed} Can we pick this up a little?
Gamer: Matrix!
Inuyasha: Prepare to die, Neo. {pretends to fire a gun at C.J. in slow motion.}
{C.J. bends over backwards like they do in the movie. The audience cheers. Naru runs in slow motion to the desk pretends to wall run on it. Audience cheers and applaud.} {BUZZ}
Gamer: Full house!
Inuyasha: {Jesse's voice.} All this runnin' 'round is messin' up my hair. {audience laughs as he pretends to comb, and stray his hair continuously.}
Naru: {gets on her knees.} {Michelle's voice.} {to Inuyasha} You're in trouble, mister! {audience laugh and applaud.}
C.J.: {Joey's voice.} How 'bout some funny, goofy voices?! {Popeye's voice.} Ah-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga! {audience laugh.} {Elmer Fudd voice.} Be vewy vewy, qwiet! {Bill Clinton voice.} I did not have sexual relations with that woman. {audience laugh.} {Gamer's voice.} The points don't matter! {the audience laughs.} {BUZZ} {the performers return to their seats as the audience cheers.}
Gamer: Sorry guys, but I'm runnin' low on points, so 3 to 4 points each. {audience awes they 4 performers look down on the ground.} Oh, Naru? You can have a million! {audience cheer as Naru smiles.} Yeah! I got to do it, because if I don't, she'll beat me up! {audience laughs as Naru waves her fist.} Let's move on to a game called Infomercial! This is for Goku and Inuyasha. {audience cheers as they come down. Inuyasha pulls onto the stage a small table and Goku puts a small box of props behind it.} The way this game works, Goku and Inuyasha are TV salesmen trying to sell a miracle product. The twist is, they have to use as much as the props from the box during the commercial. What we need from the audience is problem you'd buy a miracle product to treat. {audience shout's out suggestions.} Bad breath! We wanna get rid of bad breath! So Goku and Inuyasha, the miracle product that gets rid of bad breath.
Inuyasha: {shouting quickly.} It's 11'o clock at night! You got no job, no pants, and nothing better to do! It's time to shop. {slams his fist on the table.} shop. {does it again.} SHOP!!! {does it again.} {audience laughs and cheer.} We're selling you crap, you'll never use!
Goku: Yeah! What he said!
Inuyasha: {disgusted} Ohhh! Maybe they'll use this one! You're breath sticks! In fact, I have to do this. {pretends to pass gas.} vrrrrrt! Just to cover the smell! {audience laughs.}
Goku: Hey! It worked! {audience laughs and clap.} But if you order our from our show, you'll get slightly better smelling breath in only 400 easy and painful steps! {audience laughs. Inuyasha puts on the table a colorful toy spike ball.} Hey, Inuyasha! What's that?
Inuyasha: Why, this is the germ that causes bad breath. And it lives right on your tongue.
Goku: Really? Something that big fits in your mouth?
Inuyasha: Actually this has been enlarged over one million times its actually size!
Goku: Wow! That's. {counting his fingers.} One.two.three. really small! {audience laughs.}
Inuyasha: {presses the button on the ball. The ball starts vibrating.} You see when it starts to shake, that causes a bad smell.
Goku: {disgusted} OH! I can smell it already! {holds his nose.} Turn it off! Turn it off! {audience laughs.} {Inuyasha turns the ball off.} {relieved} phew. {puts the ball on the ground. It starts vibrating again.} AHHHHHHHH!!!!! {audience laughs and applaud. Goku turns off the ball.}
Inuyasha: Now that we know what causes bad breath, it's time to cure it!
Goku: {pulls out of the box a small red balloon.} You know Inuyasha. Sometimes the easiest way to get rid of bad breath is to simply blow it away.
Inuyasha: Really? With a simple balloon?
Goku: Actually, this is our new and fun, Bad Breathy Get-a-way-a-er! {audience laughs.} All you got to do is, {starts blowing up the balloon, after a few seconds it pops loudly.} WHOA! {audience laughs.}
Inuyasha: This doesn't work if your breath is really, REALLY, bad. So we got to use. {pulls out from the box a oversized, novelty pair of plastic tweezers. Audience laughs.} the Bad Breathy Pull-a-way-er!
Goku: How does it work?
Inuyasha: Just open you mouth and stick out your tongue. {Goku does so. Inuyasha starts using the tweezers on his tongue. The audience starts laughing.} All we gotta do is pull off those bad breath causing germs one- by-one. {stops.} Of course. Because of the time and effort needed, it's hard to stand the breath without passing out. {starts to wobble.} {audience laughs} Whoa. {he puts down the tweezers and pulls out of the box a bottle of dish soap with a white label.} Hey, Goku. What's this?
Goku: Why, that looks like a bottle of dish soap with the white paint over the label to keep us from getting sued! {audience laughs.}
Inuyasha: This is our patented, Bad Breathy Wash -a-way-er! {audience laughs.} Open your mouth!
Goku: I really wish I used mouth wash this morning! {he opens his mouth and Inuyasha squirts some dish soap in his mouth. The audience laugh and cheers as Goku starts gargling and makes a disgusted face. He then spits the soap on the floor. The audience laugh and cheer. Gamer is also laughing.} I hope there's a glass of water in that box.
Inuyasha: {sniffs.} Lemony fresh!
Goku: My breath?
Inuyasha: No! The carpet! {audience laughs.} {pulls out a small, paper fan.} Well, if we can't get rid of the smell, there's one other thing to do!
Goku: What is it?
Inuyasha: We gotta fan it into your stomach and let your digestion system get rid of it!
Goku: I read Reader's Digest, too! {audience laughs.}
Inuyasha: Not DI-gest! Dig-estion! That turns food into poo! {audience laugh and cheer.}
Goku: Hey! That rhymes! Food! Poo! Food! Poo! Food! Pood! {audience laughs}
Inuyasha: Just shut your mouth and open it! {Goku does so. Inuyasha waves the fan in front of his mouth. The audience laughs.} Again. this is very time consuming! {stops.} I said CONSUMING, not COSTUMER!
Goku: Answered my question! {audience laughs.} {goes into the box and pulls out two clear cups connected by a rubber tube.} Uh-oh! {audience laughs.} Try for some serious work!
Inuyasha: That is our patented. Bad Breathy Suck-y-a-way-er! {audience laugh.} All you need is a close friend, a REALLY close friend! {audience laugh.} {Goku puts one cup to his mouth.} And that friend will suck your bad breath away. {looks at the other cup.} {groan.} {puts the other cup to his mouth and starts to suck up air. The audience laughs and cheers. After a few seconds.} {BUZZ!} {the audience cheers.}
Gamer: Okay! That was great! Thank you! {Goku and Inuyasha walk back to their seats.} Okay, so a thousand points to Inuyasha!
Goku: What about me?
Gamer: We gotta use yours to replace the carpet! {audience laugh. There is a puddle of soap and bubbles in the middle of the stage.} The next time you're on my show, I'm gonna make sure they have a spittoon ready for you! {audience laughs.} Let's go to our next game, called Whose Line! This is for Naru and C.J. {they walk on stage.} Yeah, believe or not, we have a game called Whose Line on "Whose Line."
C.J.: Man, it boggles the mind!
Gamer: Alright, the way this game works, these two are gonna act out a scene, and during the scene, they have to use these lines! {he's holding in 4 pieces of paper in his hand. Naru and C.J. go up and take them. Gamer reads a card.} You're gonna be acting out a scene from Titanic. Jack, who is C.J., and Rose, who is Naru, meet each other on the deck. Take it away!
C.J.: Rose! I finally found you!
Naru: Jack. I need you to know something! Something important! From the moment I met you, I needed to tell you these words.
C.J.: I have something top tell you too! {pause.} Uhhh. {audience laughs.} Why don't you go first! {under his breath.} She's suppose to go first.
Naru: Jack! {reads a slip of paper.} "Hug me! Stroke me! Call me Slappy!" {audience laughs and cheer.}
C.J.: {hugs Naru.} You know something, Slappy? {audience laugh and applaud. He breaks away.} You husband! Or Fiancé! {audience laughs.} I don't know which! But he's nothing but rich snob. Did you hear him in the banquet hall?
Naru: No, what did he say?
C.J.: I saw him there, talking to the other passengers saying, {reads a paper.} "Did you see the jugs on that girl?" {audience laughs and applaud as Naru acts shocked.}
Naru: He's looking at another woman?
C.J.: Just her jugs. {audience laughs. C.J. then starts to walk away.} Slappy, he's not what you. {he steps on the soap puddle and slips.} WHOA! {the audience and Gamer start laughing loudly. Goku is also laughing. C.J. stands up straight.} Maybe I should've worn the my cleat boots instead!
Naru: The. {laughs.} deck must be wet!
C.J.: Either that, or some brain-dead monkey was gargling dish soap! {audience laughs even more. Gamer is cracking up.}
Naru: So. he's seeing another woman. Then I can tell you what I wanted to tell you ever since I saw you.
C.J.: Didn't you already tell me that? {audience laughs.}
Naru: There was two things. I never said this to anyone, not even my Fiancé. Jack, {reads a paper.} "What's with the beaver costume?" {audience laughs.}
C.J.: In case we sink, I can swim away! But that probably won't work! {audience laughs.}
Naru: Jack. the view is so beautiful.
C.J.: It is, Slappy. {takes a step towards her. He looks at the puddle and sidesteps away from it.} I want the world to know my feelings! I will tell what I feel! {faces and takes a step towards the audience. He stands near the edge of the stage and reads a paper.} "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR!!!" {audience roars with laughter. Naru stands behind C.J.} OW! {looks at Naru.} Get off my tail! {BUZZ} {audience applauds.}
Gamer: Hey! Don't go anywhere! We'll be right back with more "Whose Line is it Anyway?" Stay right there! {scene fades out.}
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{scene fades in. The audience is applauding.}
Gamer: Welcome back to "Whose Line is it Anyway?" The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter! Hey, I wanna give a special shout out to RavenofDarkfire, Anxs, dragoon, Pizza Cat Div, and jnjnvlz for their comments and suggestions for the show! {audience applauds.} And if their reading, you can stop looking over your shoulders once every minute! C.J. won't be after you, anymore! {audience laughs.} And I took the baseball bat away from him!
C.J.: Can I please have it back! I got relatives coming over!
Gamer: We're only kidding of course! Let's move on to a game called Party Quirks! This is for everyone! {audience cheers as all the performers walk on stage.} Naru! You are gonna throw a party and C.J., Goku, and Inuyasha are your guests. However, they all have strange quirks and identities. Which are on these cards. {C.J., Goku, and Inuyasha walk up to Gamer and he hands them all cards. They walk to the right, off camera.} And you have to figure out what and who they are. They come in one at a time when I ring the doorbell. So whenever your ready, start the party!
Naru: {pretending to talk on the phone.} Yeah, I met these great guys over the internet. One of their emails is mentallychalledgedandbiologiclyuseless@yahoo.com {audience laughs.} {DING- DONG!} {DING-DONG!} Gotta go! {runs to the right of the stage and stands in front of Inuyasha. She pretends to open a door.} Hi! Come in!
Inuyasha: (Get magnetically attracted to everyone) Hey! How you. {suddenly gets "stuck" to Naru. The audience laughs.}
Naru: Oh.my. {starts to walk away and Inuyasha still sticks to her.} You look like run. {they walk near Gamer. Inuyasha suddenly sticks to Gamer. Audience laughs.} Have fun with him! {DING DONG} Let me get that! {walks to Goku and pretends to open a door.} Hi!
Goku: (Arnold Schwarzenegger going from Mr. Universe, to Terminator, to Governor.) {Arnold's voice.} Ah. Hello. Thank you for inviting me. {pretends to oil himself. Audience is cheering. He then strikes a pose.}
Naru: Uh. Nice abs.
Goku: I take good care of my bod-de! {he strikes a different pose. Inuyasha then gets stuck to him. The audience laughs. Goku still strikes poses.} What is dis Gurly Man doing on me? {audience laughs.}
Naru: {DING-DONG} {DING-DONG} You two get acquainted. {lets C.J. in.} Hi!
C.J.: {gets down on all fours, sniffing the floor.} (Naru's loyal, over protective Dog.) {He looks at Naru. He gets up and puts his arms on her shoulders, panting.}
Naru: Um. Let's save that for later!
Goku: {pretends to point a gun at Inuyasha.} You must be destroyed. I'll be bock! {audience cheers. Inuyasha holds his hand out and pretends to pull the gun away from Goku.}
C.J.: {growling at Goku} Grrrrrrrrrrrr. Grrrrrrrrrrrr. {he gets on all fours and runs to Goku leg and pretend to bite down on it.} Grrrrrrrrrr. {he bites on his pant leg and pulls his back, snarling and growling will shaking his head. The audience is laughing out loud.}
{Inuyasha gets stuck to Goku again.}
Goku: {points a gun at C.J.} Get back.
C.J.: YIPE! YIPE! YIPE! {runs and hides behind Naru. He growls at them, again.}
Goku: {raises his hand.} I promise to up hold the duties of whatever the hell I am. {audience laughs.}
Naru: I'm very glad to have you here Governor Schwarzenegger. {BUZZ}
Gamer: Yes! {audience cheer and applaud. Goku walks to his seat.} It says he turning from Mr. Universe to Terminator to Governor.
Naru: That's as close as I can get. {Inuyasha gets stuck to her.} And you.
C.J.: {growls at Inuyasha and starts chasing him around the stage. Inuyasha runs around, the audience is laughs. He then gets stuck to Naru again. C.J. bites his pant leg and growls and tugs.} Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Naru: You are a very sticky man.
Gamer: No! He's something else.
Naru: He's.
Gamer: What do they call those things that pulls in metal.
Naru: A magnet?
Gamer: Close enough! {BUZZ} He's magnetically charged to everyone! {Inuyasha walks back to his seat.}
Naru: {looking at C.J.} {sweet voice.} Come here boy! {audience laugh and cheer. C.J. runs over to Naru. She starts petting the top of his head and back.} Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? {looks at the floor.} {stern.} Look what you did to the floor! {audience and Gamer laughs. C.J. tries to run away. She catches him by the collar and puts his head down to the floor.} Look at it! {pointing to C.J.} Bad boy! {The audience and performers laugh loudly.} Bad boy!
C.J.: {breaks free and runs to Gamer's desk. He gets up on the desk and starts growling at Gamer.} Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. {Gamer reaches for the buzzer.} Grrrrrrrrrr. {Naru grabs C.J. by the collar and takes him off the table.}
Naru: Come on boy! Don't worry. I'm getting him neutered! {audience laughs as C.J. yipes.}
Gamer: Yuk! Slobber all over my desk. So tell me, Naru. Who is he?
Naru: He is my sweet, lovable, and stupid dog!
Gamer: Yes! {BUZZ} {audience cheers as they return to their seats.}
C.J.: I was protective, too.
Gamer: Okay! 1000 points to Naru for giving me the image of her forcing C.J. to the ground saying "Bad Boy!" {audience laughs.}
C.J.: {to Inuyasha.} I think I got yours by mistake! {audience laughs.} You wanna trade and try that game again?
Naru: Just what I need. {points to C.J.} This guy getting stuck to me.
C.J.: What happened to "Bad Boy?" "Bad Boy?" {audience laugh.}
Gamer: Let's go to a game called Greatest Hits! This is for C.J., Goku, and Inuyasha! {audience cheers as they walk on stage.} Goku and Inuyasha are trying to sell a CD constellation, and C.J.'s gonna sing the songs. Inuyasha and Goku need to name the song title and style for him to sing. What I need from the audience is a job you wouldn't normally sing about. {audience shouts out suggestions.} Garbage man! So whenever you're ready, Songs of the Garbage Man!
Goku: Hi! We'll be right back with our feature movie, "Dippy, the Impotent Badger." In just a minute. {audience laugh and cheer. Gamer is laughing, too.}
Inuyasha: You know, Goku. For as long as their been garbage men, there has been people singing about them behind their backs.
Goku: That's right. We collected over 5000 songs on one CD. {audience laughs.} These are really short songs.
Inuyasha: As you know, Goku. I'm a big fan of Bluegrass,
Goku: That a disease? {audience laughs.}
Inuyasha: No. It's a music style. One of my favorite! And there is no song better than that great bluegrass hit. "Hauling Trash for a Livin'!" {audience laughs as Bluegrass music starts playing.}
C.J.: YEE-HAW! {audience is clapping with rhythm.} Let me tell you somethin'! I have all the luck! All I do all day is haul a big ass truck! I get garbage to the dump so it's ridden'! How I love Hauling Trash for a Livin'! Hauling Trash for a Livin'! It's what I do best! Don't leave it up to the rest! I ain't fibbin'! I'm Hauling Trash for a Livin'! {Audience cheers as the song ends.}
Inuyasha: All I can say is, YEE-HAW!
Goku: Still think it's a disease. {audience laughs.} You know, Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: What Goku?
Goku: I was at Germany for a while, and they had a lots of bars. So I heard a far share of German Drinking Songs! In fact, one of my favorite is on this CD. That number 1 German Drinking Song, simply titled. "What's That Smell?" {audience laughs.} {German Polka Music starts playing.}
C.J.: {German Accent} Ah! Rin! Auldwin! Untal Conplatal Uh Oon! People run from me! It's not what you think! It's because I always stink! {audience laughs.} Old food or poo? It's hard to tell. Ooh! What's dat smell?! {audience laughs as he shakes his hands around like he's holding a mug.} Da garbage man tells no lies. My truck is uh-tracting flies! You can smell it a mile away! Oom badda oom badda oomp! {audience laughs.} Da crap has hit da fan! I don't speak Ger-man! {audience laugh and cheer. Song ends.}
Goku: All I can say is, "Ya! Dat is gou! {audience laughs.}
Inuyasha: You're kidding yourself! You can have your German Drunks. I like Metal Punks! {audience laughs.} During the great Garbage Strike that happened so time I don't know about, many Heavy Metal bands made some songs about it.
Goku: Heavy Metal Bands? That can't be comfortable! {audience and Gamer laughs.}
Inuyasha: {taps Goku's head.} Sleep. {Goku pretends to fall asleep.} And my favorite Heavy Metal hit. "STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-RIKE!!!" {audience laughs. Heavy Metal Music starts playing.}
C.J.: {hand-banging and shouting.} YEAH!!! STRIKE!!! GARBAGE!!! {pretends to play electric guitar. Audience cheers.} GARBAGE SUCKS!!! THAT'S WHY I DON'T CLEAN IT!!! I WON'T TOUCH WHAT YOU THROW OUT!!! LET IT STAND! LET IT LAST! LINE UP AND KISS MY ASS!!! {Audience laughs.} {shouts} YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! WON'T TOUCH YOUR BOXES!!! WONT'T TOUCH YOUR CANS!!! WON'T TOUCH YOUR STINKIN' KITTY LITTER! DOG DOO! OR DIAPERS!!! STRIKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! STRIKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- RIKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. {audience laugh and cheers} EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! {takes a breath.} STRIKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! {pretends to hit his guitar on the floor. He then hits it on the wall and Moshpits into the audience. Audience is cheering.} {BUZZ}
Gamer: We'll find out who the winner is! Don't go away!!!
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{scene fades in. The audience is cheering. Inuyasha is at the desk. Naru is sitting on a stool on stage with C.J., Gamer and Goku behind her.}
Gamer: Welcome back to "Whose Line is it Anyway?" Tonight's winner. Naru Narusegawa! {audience cheers as she smiles.} So me, Goku, and the iron lung of music, C.J. have to play Three Headed Broadway Star! And we get to sing to Naru! We each gotta sing one word at a time. So what In need from the audience, complete this sentence. "I love you for your. what?" {audience shouts out suggestions.} Mole! {audience laughs.} So when the music starts, "I love you for your mole!" {romantic piano music starts playing. C.J., Gamer and Goku get together to look like they have three heads.}
C.J.: I.
Gamer: Love.
Goku: You.
C.J.: For.
Gamer: Your.
Goku: Mole!
C.J.: Your.
Gamer: Furry.
Goku: Little.
C.J.: Mole.
Gamer: On.
Goku: Your.
C.J.: Face! {audience laughs.}
Gamer: I.
Goku: Used.
C.J.: To
Gamer: Have.
Goku: A.
C.J.: Mole.
Gamer: On.
Goku: My.
C.J.: Face!
Gamer: But.
Goku: Now.
C.J.: It's
Gamer: On.
Goku: My.
C.J.: Butt! {Naru and the audience laugh and cheer.}
Gamer: Your.
Goku: Mole.
C.J.: Speaks.
Gamer: To.
Goku: .. {pause.} Me! {audience laughs.}
C.J.: Your.
Gamer: Mole.
Goku: Is.
C.J.: So.
Gamer: Bee-yu-te-ful!!! {audience laughs.}
Goku: I.
C.J.: Want.
Gamer: To.
Goku: Marry.
C.J.: Your.
Gamer: Mole! {audience and Naru laughs.}
Goku: But.
C.J.: It's.
Gamer: Connected.
Goku: To.
C.J.: Your.
Gamer: Face! {audience laughs.}
Goku: I love. {audience laughs as C.J. and Gamer looks at him. C.J. holds up his index finger and mouths the word "one."} I! {shakes his head.}
C.J.: Love.
Gamer: Your.
Goku: Mole.
C.J.: Because.
Gamer: It's.
Goku: Very.
C.J. Very.
Gamer: Big! {audience and Naru roar with laughter.}
Goku: I love your mo. {C.J. and Gamer looks at him.} Oh, darn!!! {audience and the performers laugh.}
C.J.: Oops!
Gamer: That's.
Goku: More.
C.J.: Than.
Gamer: One.
All: {harmonizing.} Wooooooooooorrrrrddd!!! {audience laughs and applaud.}
C.J.: {to Goku} One word at a time!
Gamer: That's all for "Whose Line is it Anyway?" See ya later!
{scene fades out.}