Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Anime Craze! I don't own any anime or Whose Line. I only own Christopher Julius (my character) and Gamerctm (me).
Voice: Good evening and welcome to "Whose Line is it Anyway!" On tonight's show, {cut to C.J.} {imitating Elvis.}Don't be cruel! Christopher Julius! {cut to Keitarou} Ain't nothing but a hound dog! Keitarou Urashima! (from Love Hina) {cut to Miroku} All shook up! Miroku! (from Inuyasha) And. {cut to Vash} All I want is a peanut butter sandwich! Vash The Stampede! (from Trigun) {cut to Gamer, who's in the audience.} And I'm your host Gamer! Time for some fun! {walks to his desk.}
Gamer: Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway? The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are like what you look like in a chat room! {audience laughs.} Doesn't mean a thing. Well, tonight's show is the very first of the New Year!
C.J.: {unenthusiastic} Yay. Oh yay. Whoopee. Hooray. La-Di-freaking- da! {audience laughs.}
Gamer: And it will be also be C.J.'s last! {audience laugh.}
C.J.: Hey man! You know I kid. Right?
Gamer: Too late! You're going to Fox!
C.J.: NOOOOOOOOOO!!! {audience laughs.} I'm sorry!
Gamer: Okay, you can stay!
C.J.: Better let me stay!
Gamer: Let go to our first game! Superheroes! This is for Vash, Keitarou, Miroku, and the Caped Superman wannabe, C.J.! {audience laugh as they walk on stage.} That's right C.J.! I'm gonna poke fun at your cape tonight!
C.J.: {unenthusiastic} Yay.
Gamer: So Keitarou will be the first superhero. And when the next guy comes up, you give him a name and so on. What I need from the audience is a strange superhero name. {audience shouts out suggestions.} Super Michael Jackson!! {audience laughs.} And what is the world crisis?
Audience Member: Blue capes! {audience laugh and applaud. C.J. shakes his head.}
C.J.: This is gonna be a long night.
Gamer: {to Keitarou.} Help us, Super Michael Jackson! Blue Capes are threatening us! {audience laughs.}
Keitarou: Yes, they are. {in a high, Michael Jackson voice.} {he looks down.} I'll be right back, Billy. Don't go nowhere. {audience laughs.} I gotta check the world crisis monitor. {he starts to moon walk.} WOOOOOOOOO!!!! {audience laugh and applaud. He stops.} Oh-no, Bubbles! There are blue capes everywhere! This isn't it good, its. {he tries to do the splits.} BAD! {audience laughs.}
C.J.: {runs in} {screaming in agony.} THEY GOT ME!!! THEY GOT ME!!! {audience roar with laughter and applaud. Keitarou acts frightened at the sight.}
Keitarou: We'll get that fixed. {thinks.} Soap Opera Kid! {audience laughs.}
C.J.: {in a dramatic voice.} This blasted, inferno cape! It's the reason me and my lover parted ways! She left me for my twin sister, who turned out to be my identical cousin who's really my uncle in drag! {audience laughs.}
Miroku: {runs in} Sorry I'm la.{looks at C.J.'s cape.} OH MY GOD!!!!!! {audience laughs.}
C.J.: {gets close to Miroku.} Thank God you're here. The Happy Flasher. {audience laughs.}
Miroku: {pretends to flash the crowd. They cheer and whistle.} What's the trouble? {he flashes Keitarou.}
Keitarou: Ooh. can you do that again? {audience laugh as Miroku flashes him again.}
C.J.: {angry voice.} That is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen! {calm voice.} I'm pregnant. {audience laughs.}
Vash: {runs in.} I'm here! {looks at C.J.'s cape and screams like a girl. Audience laughs.} It's blue!!!
Miroku: I'm happy to see you! {flashes Vash.} Rubber Man! {audience laugh.}
Vash: {bounces in.} Whoa! {he bounces off the wall, off of C.J., and off the audience.}
C.J.: You wee the one in the photo! {he chases after Miroku as the audience laughs. He stops him and tries to punch him, but his fist off.}
Keitarou: What do we do about the capes?
Vash: Fear not! In about 100 years, they'll be fashionable again. I must leave! {he bounces off of C.J. and off stage.}
Miroku: Oh! I gotta go! I feel a draft! {audience laugh as he walks out.}
C.J.: I must depart to. {he slowly walks out the door, turns and looks at Keitarou.} Thanks for everything. {audience laughs.}
Keitarou: Get out of here! {he turns to the audience.} Another crisis averted. I gotta go to court. {he moon walks off stage. The audience cheers.} {BUZZ}
{audience applauds as the performers walk back on stage.}
Gamer: I wonder what light the commissioner uses to call the Flasher? {audience laughs. Miroku pretends to flash them again.} You know, C.J. was really a good sport during the whole act. 10,000 points for him. {audience cheers as C.J. smiles and nods.} But I gotta take away a million points for the cape. {audience laughs.}
C.J.: Dude, being one of your fanfic originals is punishment enough! {audience laugh and Ohh.}
Gamer: If that's how ya feel, ya gotta do a game called Song Styles! {audience cheers as C.J. walks down on stage and Gamer goes into the audience. He stops next to a little girl.} Hi. What's you name?
Girl: Tiff.
Gamer: What show are you from?
Tiff: Kirby: Right Back at Ya.
Gamer: That's the ONLY reason I wake on at 9:00! C'mon down! {he and she walk down on stage. He returns to his desk, she shakes C.J.'s hand and sits in the stool he set.} So C.J. that's Tiff, from Kirby, and you're gonna sing a song for her based on he name and show. And the style is. {reads a card. He laughs.} You gotta sing to her like a munchkin! {audience and Tiff laughs.} So when the music starts, take it away!
{Happy, munchkin music starts playing.}
C.J.: {gets on his knees.} {Munchkin voice.} She has come from far away! {audience laugh and cheer.} To save us from the wicked king of the east. She comes with a pink puffball, who sucks everything in sight! Hello! {he bounces around Tiff speaking in different munchkin voices.} Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! {she starts laughing.} Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. {singing} Tiffy! Oh Tiffy! Little blond girl named Tiffy! With her help, we can save Dreamland! In a jiffy! Oh, Tiffy! You never let me give up! When I fall and cry you always say, "Suck it up!" {audience laughs. So does Tiff.} {Good Witch Glenda's voice.} Oh, Dear Tiff. You have killed the wicked king. Brought hope to the good cappies of Cappytown. {Scarecrow's voice.} You gave me brains! {Tin man's voice} You gave me a heart! {Lion's voice.} You gave me C-courage! Courage! {she starts laughing at all the voices.} {Wicked witch of the west's voice.} I'll get you Tiff! You, and you're little puffball! And you're brother! And you're parents. And those two little floating things that hover around you! {audience cheers.} And that bastard bird!!! {audience laugh and applaud.} {munchkin voice.} {singing.}Tiffy! Oh Tiffy! She's the smartest gal in town! And she's enjoying, laughing at this dumb clown. Tiffy! You can't seem, to stop laughing at me. I'm like a insane ape. At least she laughing at my jokes, rather than at my cape! {audience and she laugh louder and applaud. The song ends.} {BUZZ}
Gamer: Okay! That was great! Give a big hand for Tiff! {Tiff walks back to her seat while still laughing. Gamer starts laughing.} She still can't stop! You know, it's hard to keep a straight face when 30 different voices come out of the same guy! {audience laugh.}
C.J.: {back in his seat.} I like her. She didn't make any jokes about my cape!
Gamer: Ya didn't give her a chance to! I'm sure she had somethin' to say about it.
C.J.: {to the audience.} Will the gentlemen sitting next to her please stand up.
{from the audience, Meta Knight stands up. The crowd cheers.}
Gamer: What do ya know? There is another like cape wearer like you in the universe.
C.J.: {stands up and looks toward Meta Knight.} Brother? {audience laughs.} Is that you?!?! BIG BRO!!! {audience cheers. Meta Knight chuckles.} Mama said she lost ya during the flood! I found ya's!!! I'm so happy! {laughs.} I'm so happy! Can't ya see the resemblance! {tugs on his cape.} {he sits down, then Meta Knight does.}
Gamer: Hey! {shouts to Meta Knight.} 1000 points for you! {audience cheer.} Let's go on to a game! Two Line Vocabulary! This is for Keitarou, Miroku, and Vash! {audience cheers as they walk on stage.} Now the way this game works, these three will act out a scene, but Vash and Keitarou are only allowed to say two lines throughout the whole scene. Keitarou, your lines are, "I don't like the sound of that." And, "Where's the beer?" {audience laughs.} Vash, your lines are, "Should we attack?" and "I need a hug." {audience laugh even more.} The scene is, {reads a card.} Space Commander, Miroku, and his two soldiers, Vash and Keitarou, are marooned on an alien planet. So, whenever you're ready, take it away!
Miroku: {holds his hand to his ear and make static sounds.} We can't transmit home, we're stuck here!
Keitarou: I don't like the sound of that.
Miroku: No, it isn't good.
Vash: Should we attack?
Miroku: There's nothing to attack! Our ship and all our weapons are destroyed.
Keitarou: I don't like the sound of that. {panicked} WHERE'S THE BEER!?!?!"
Miroku: Shhhhhhhhhhh!
Vash: I need a hug.
Miroku: {looks at Keitarou} Take care of that.
Keitarou: {shakes his head.} I don't like the sound of that. {audience laughs.}
Miroku: Look we need to be quiet.
Vash: Should we attack?
Miroku: No, we should be quiet.
Keitarou: {whisper} Where's the beer?
Miroku: Look!!! {audience laughs.}
Vash: {sadly} I need a hug.
Miroku: Here. {hugs Vash. The audience cheer and whistle.} Happy?
Keitarou: {chuckles} Where's the beer?
Vash: {looks at Keitarou with a glare.} Should we attack? {audience laughs.}
Keitarou: {scared} I don't like the sound of that.
Miroku: Listen! There are probably Martians on this planet.
Keitarou: I don't like the sound of that.
Miroku: You shouldn't like the sound of that! There might force us to wear.blue capes! {audience laughs wildly.}
Keitarou: I DON'T LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT!!!
Vash: I NEED A HUG!!!
Miroku: Listen! We need to be. shhhhh. listen.
Keitarou: {listens.} I don't like the sound of that.
Miroku: It's not a good sound.
Vash: Should we attack?
Miroku: No. we should. RUN!!! {they start running in place.}
Vash: {crying} I need a hug!
Miroku: You gotta wait!
Keitarou: Where's the beer?!?!
Miroku: There is no. {points toward the crowd.} behind that rock!!! There's beer there! {they dive onto thew floor and the audience cheer and applaud.} We should be safe here.
Keitarou: Where's the beer?
Miroku: I lied.. Okay?
Keitarou: {sternly} I don't like the sound of that.
Miroku: At least we're safe.
Vash: Should we attack?
Miroku: You know what. we should attack! I won't be taken over by those freaks!
Keitarou: I don't like the sound of that.
Miroku: No! It's a good sound. {audience laughs.}
Vash: I need a hug.
Miroku: Win this battle, I'll give you a hug., okay? ATTACK! {there rise to their feet.} GO!
{they don't move.}
Vash: Should we attack? {audience laugh.}
Miroku: YES!!! ATTACK!!!
Vash: I need a hug.
Miroku: Look you! {looks at Keitarou} Look! Beer!
Keitarou: Where's the beer!?!?
Miroku: The aliens got them! Go get em'!
Keitarou: {shakes his head} I don't like the sound of that. {audience laughs.} {BUZZ} {audience applaud.}
Gamer: Hey! Don't go nowhere! Whose Line is it Anyway, will be right back!!! {scene fades out.}
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{scene fades in. The audience is applauding.}
Gamer: Welcome back to Whose Line is it Anyway! The show we everything's made up and the points don't matter. You know, we had a contest on Whose Line a few days ago.
C.J.: Really?
Gamer: Yeah. The winner would get a dinner date with any anime character they wanted. The winner is Miss Kelly Reeves from Sandusky, Ohio! And she picked Inuyasha. {audience applauds.} Yeah! So congratulations! We're sending you a TV dinner with Inuyasha's picture on the back. {audience laughs.} So go to our next game, Hats! This is for everyone! {audience cheers as the performers walk on stage. There a stools and boxes of hats there.} What happens is, these guys are gonna use these hats to make the world's worst dating service video. So whenever you're ready, go!
Miroku: {wearing a chef hat.} {fake French accent.} Wanna see me make something rise? {audience laughs and cheer.} {BUZZ} {cut to C.J.}
C.J.: {wearing a Buckingham Palace Guard hat.} {British accent} Don't laugh if it's fuzzy! {BUZZ} {audience laughs. Cut to Vash}
Vash: {wearing a ninja mask.} Ninja faster than lightning, so don't get your hopes up. {BUZZ} {audience laughs.} {cut to Keitarou}
Keitarou: {wearing a Cat in the Hat top hat.} I would have you on a boat! I would have you with a goat! {BUZZ} {audience laughs.} I'd have you here. I'd have you there! {BUZZ} {cut to C.J.}
C.J.: {wearing a army soldier helmet.} {in cadence} Come play on my obstacle course! {audience laugh and repeat the phrase.} I am hung like a horse!!! {BUZZ} {audience laugh and cheer.} {cut to Miroku}
Miroku: {wearing a Steve Irwin hat.} {imitating Steve Irwin} Oh Crikey! Who wants to go down unda!?!?! {audience laughs.} {BUZZ} {cut to Keitarou}
Keitarou: {wearing a black bow tie and sunglasses.} Interested in "under cover" work? {BUZZ} {audience laughs.} {cut to Miroku}
Miroku: {wearing a Gladiator helmet} Ever used a Trojan? {BUZZ} {audience laughs. Cut to Vash}
Vash: {wearing a knight helmet.} Looking for a one "knight" stand? {BUZZ} {audience laughs.} {cut to C.J.}
C.J.: {wearing a Red Wing's wing nut hat.} Ca.
Gamer: YEAH!!! {whistles. Audience cheers.} (The Wings are his favorite hockey team.}
C.J.: Care to ride my zambonie? {BUZZ} {Gamer and the audience laugh.} {cut to Keitarou.}
Keitarou: {wearing a foam pink wig.} My turn-offs include war, guys in ugly blue capes. {BUZZ} {audience laugh and cheer.} {cut to C.J.}
C.J.: {walks over to Keitarou, takes his glasses, and sits down in a stool.} Hi. I'm Keitarou! {gets on his knees.} I need LOVE!!! {BUZZ} {audience laughs.} I got very low standards! I can't be as handsome as C.J., so what you see is what you get! {BUZZ} {BUZZ} {BUZZ} {audience laugh and applaud as the performers clean up the stage and goes back to their seats.}
Gamer: The tensions really get high on this show, huh?
C.J.: {gives Keitarou his glasses back.} Dude. When I was wearin' those, the crowd looked 300 miles away! No wonder you're clumsy!
Gamer: Let's go to our next game, Scene to Rap! This is for everybody! {audience applaud as they walk on stage.} What are performers are gonna do, they're gonna act out a scene and rap though out the whole scene. What I need from the audience is a reason you go to the hospital. And don't say blue capes! {audience shouts out suggestions.} Vasectomy! {audience laugh and cheer as the performers look with disbelief.}
C.J.: Who said that?
Gamer: Can't wait to see this. take it away guys! {upbeat rap music starts to play. C.J. and Keitarou get off stage.}
Vash: {rapping} My girlfriend won't sleep with me, you see! Until I get a vasectomy! I need a doctor! I need him now! {to Miroku} Are you a doctor? Ka pow? {audience laughs.}
Miroku: {rapping} Yes, I'm a doctor. Don't think I'm heinous. Get on the table. Time to cut open your penis! {audience roars with laughter.}
Vash: WHAT!?
Miroku: {rapping} Don't you know what a vasectomy is? It's so you can't have kids! Nurse, get me a scalpel, now that's a knife! Prepare for the worst pain of your life!
Vash: AHH!
Miroku: {rapping} Just kiddin' pal! I ain't gonna miss! Sit down and. {pretends to hold something.} Bite down on this! {audience laughs.}
Vash: My wallet?
{C.J. walks in.}
C.J.: HEY! {rapping} You're that doc! That damn germ! When I was sleeping he took my sperm! {audience laughs.} Give it back now, you see. Oh yeah. How much for a lobotomy?
Miroku: {rapping} Lobotomy, is that's what you need?
C.J.: {rapping} Yeah that's the end. By the way. {points to his head.} I mean this head! {audience laugh and applaud.}
{Keitarou walks in.}
Keitarou: {rapping} {to C.J.} Some time ago, your sperm is gone! {points to Miroku} He didn't get rid of it, he sold it to my mom! You want it back?
C.J.: Yes!
Keitarou: {rapping} Well here it is, it is done. {looks at C.J.} Look at me! I'm your son! {audience laugh and cheer as C.J. looks surprised.}
C.J.: J.J.Junior! {hugs Keitarou} {BUZZ} {song ends and the audience applauds.}
Gamer: We'll be right back and find out who the winner is! Stay where you are! {scene fades out.}
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{scene fades in. The audience is cheering. C.J., Gamer, Miroku, and Vash are on stage.}
Gamer: Welcome back to Whose Line! Tonight's winner, Keitarou! {audience cheers as Keitarou, at the desk, waves to the crowd.} So we're gonna be punished by doin' a game for you called World's Worst. We're gonna stand here on the world's worst step and come up with examples of the world's worst, what, Keitarou?
Keitarou:: World's Worst award or person to accept an award.
Gamer: Alright. So let's get goin'.
{Vash walks down.}
Vash: I'd like to accept the award for most tactless ma. {starts to pick his nose.} {audience laughs.} {BUZZ}
Miroku: {walks down. Pretends to hold an award in both hands.} I'd like to thank every person I've ever meant in the world. Kagome. Inuyasha. Sango. Gamer. C.J. My mom. {BUZZ} My dad. Uncle Bob. My sister. {audience starts to laugh.} {BUZZ} Aunt Sue. The guy I met at the gas station last year. Kelly. Juste. The guy on the cereal box. {BUZZ} {he finally stops in the audience cheers.}
Gamer: {walks up and holds his hands to his ear.} It speaks to me! {BUZZ} {audience laughs.} World Domination. Hot hooker chicks? What? {BUZZ} {audience laughs.}
C.J.: {walks down.} We like to present the award for drunkest patron in a sleazy bar! We have a tie between Jimmy the bum and Gamer! {audience laughs.} {BUZZ}
Miroku: {walks down.}{Mike Tyson voice.} I'm Mike Tyson and I'd like to accept this award for most contributive member of society! {BUZZ} {audience roars with laughter.} Hope he ain't watching!
Vash: {walks down.} {pretends to hold an award. And sighs.} Even the award is better hung than me. {BUZZ} {audience laughs.} {fake sobs.}
Miroku: {walks up.} {shouting angrily} WHOSE {bleep} DO I HAVE TO {bleep} TO GET AN AWARD HERE!!!!!!!!! {BUZZ} {the audience and other performers roar with laughter.}
C.J.: {walks up.} If you only knew have much {bleep} I had to {bleep} to get this! {audience roars with laughter.} {BUZZ}
Gamer: {walks down.} And the winner for worst cape ever! Christopher Julius! {BUZZ} {audience laugh and cheer.} {he walks back but fall down. All the performers start to fall down too. The audience laughs louder.}
C.J.: Walks up. {walks up.} Hi I'm Gamer and I. hold up award. {holds up pretend award.} would like to accept this award for over description. takes step back. {audience laughs as he does so.} Take another step back. {does so.} Takes another step back. {does so.} Falls down. WHOA!!! {falls down again. Everyone else does it too.} {BUZZ} {audience is roaring with laughter.}{BUZZ} {BUZZ} {BUZZ}
Gamer: Well that's our show! Thank you and join us again for Whose Line is it Anyway! I'm gonna kick C.J.'s ass! {he and C.J. fake fights} {audience applauds as the scene fades out.}
For the next episode of Whose Line is it Anyway?: Anime Craze, we're gonna have an all Kirby show. Starring Kirby, Meta Knight, Knuckle Joe, and C.J. it will be displayed in the Kirby section of fanfiction.net. Don't miss it, and don't forget to review my fanfics! You can also IM me and give your thoughts and ideas personally (or as personally an IM can give.) Just look for Gamerctm. Or email me at gamerctm@yahoo.com . Seeya later!
Anime Craze! I don't own any anime or Whose Line. I only own Christopher Julius (my character) and Gamerctm (me).
Voice: Good evening and welcome to "Whose Line is it Anyway!" On tonight's show, {cut to C.J.} {imitating Elvis.}Don't be cruel! Christopher Julius! {cut to Keitarou} Ain't nothing but a hound dog! Keitarou Urashima! (from Love Hina) {cut to Miroku} All shook up! Miroku! (from Inuyasha) And. {cut to Vash} All I want is a peanut butter sandwich! Vash The Stampede! (from Trigun) {cut to Gamer, who's in the audience.} And I'm your host Gamer! Time for some fun! {walks to his desk.}
Gamer: Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway? The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are like what you look like in a chat room! {audience laughs.} Doesn't mean a thing. Well, tonight's show is the very first of the New Year!
C.J.: {unenthusiastic} Yay. Oh yay. Whoopee. Hooray. La-Di-freaking- da! {audience laughs.}
Gamer: And it will be also be C.J.'s last! {audience laugh.}
C.J.: Hey man! You know I kid. Right?
Gamer: Too late! You're going to Fox!
C.J.: NOOOOOOOOOO!!! {audience laughs.} I'm sorry!
Gamer: Okay, you can stay!
C.J.: Better let me stay!
Gamer: Let go to our first game! Superheroes! This is for Vash, Keitarou, Miroku, and the Caped Superman wannabe, C.J.! {audience laugh as they walk on stage.} That's right C.J.! I'm gonna poke fun at your cape tonight!
C.J.: {unenthusiastic} Yay.
Gamer: So Keitarou will be the first superhero. And when the next guy comes up, you give him a name and so on. What I need from the audience is a strange superhero name. {audience shouts out suggestions.} Super Michael Jackson!! {audience laughs.} And what is the world crisis?
Audience Member: Blue capes! {audience laugh and applaud. C.J. shakes his head.}
C.J.: This is gonna be a long night.
Gamer: {to Keitarou.} Help us, Super Michael Jackson! Blue Capes are threatening us! {audience laughs.}
Keitarou: Yes, they are. {in a high, Michael Jackson voice.} {he looks down.} I'll be right back, Billy. Don't go nowhere. {audience laughs.} I gotta check the world crisis monitor. {he starts to moon walk.} WOOOOOOOOO!!!! {audience laugh and applaud. He stops.} Oh-no, Bubbles! There are blue capes everywhere! This isn't it good, its. {he tries to do the splits.} BAD! {audience laughs.}
C.J.: {runs in} {screaming in agony.} THEY GOT ME!!! THEY GOT ME!!! {audience roar with laughter and applaud. Keitarou acts frightened at the sight.}
Keitarou: We'll get that fixed. {thinks.} Soap Opera Kid! {audience laughs.}
C.J.: {in a dramatic voice.} This blasted, inferno cape! It's the reason me and my lover parted ways! She left me for my twin sister, who turned out to be my identical cousin who's really my uncle in drag! {audience laughs.}
Miroku: {runs in} Sorry I'm la.{looks at C.J.'s cape.} OH MY GOD!!!!!! {audience laughs.}
C.J.: {gets close to Miroku.} Thank God you're here. The Happy Flasher. {audience laughs.}
Miroku: {pretends to flash the crowd. They cheer and whistle.} What's the trouble? {he flashes Keitarou.}
Keitarou: Ooh. can you do that again? {audience laugh as Miroku flashes him again.}
C.J.: {angry voice.} That is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen! {calm voice.} I'm pregnant. {audience laughs.}
Vash: {runs in.} I'm here! {looks at C.J.'s cape and screams like a girl. Audience laughs.} It's blue!!!
Miroku: I'm happy to see you! {flashes Vash.} Rubber Man! {audience laugh.}
Vash: {bounces in.} Whoa! {he bounces off the wall, off of C.J., and off the audience.}
C.J.: You wee the one in the photo! {he chases after Miroku as the audience laughs. He stops him and tries to punch him, but his fist off.}
Keitarou: What do we do about the capes?
Vash: Fear not! In about 100 years, they'll be fashionable again. I must leave! {he bounces off of C.J. and off stage.}
Miroku: Oh! I gotta go! I feel a draft! {audience laugh as he walks out.}
C.J.: I must depart to. {he slowly walks out the door, turns and looks at Keitarou.} Thanks for everything. {audience laughs.}
Keitarou: Get out of here! {he turns to the audience.} Another crisis averted. I gotta go to court. {he moon walks off stage. The audience cheers.} {BUZZ}
{audience applauds as the performers walk back on stage.}
Gamer: I wonder what light the commissioner uses to call the Flasher? {audience laughs. Miroku pretends to flash them again.} You know, C.J. was really a good sport during the whole act. 10,000 points for him. {audience cheers as C.J. smiles and nods.} But I gotta take away a million points for the cape. {audience laughs.}
C.J.: Dude, being one of your fanfic originals is punishment enough! {audience laugh and Ohh.}
Gamer: If that's how ya feel, ya gotta do a game called Song Styles! {audience cheers as C.J. walks down on stage and Gamer goes into the audience. He stops next to a little girl.} Hi. What's you name?
Girl: Tiff.
Gamer: What show are you from?
Tiff: Kirby: Right Back at Ya.
Gamer: That's the ONLY reason I wake on at 9:00! C'mon down! {he and she walk down on stage. He returns to his desk, she shakes C.J.'s hand and sits in the stool he set.} So C.J. that's Tiff, from Kirby, and you're gonna sing a song for her based on he name and show. And the style is. {reads a card. He laughs.} You gotta sing to her like a munchkin! {audience and Tiff laughs.} So when the music starts, take it away!
{Happy, munchkin music starts playing.}
C.J.: {gets on his knees.} {Munchkin voice.} She has come from far away! {audience laugh and cheer.} To save us from the wicked king of the east. She comes with a pink puffball, who sucks everything in sight! Hello! {he bounces around Tiff speaking in different munchkin voices.} Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! {she starts laughing.} Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. {singing} Tiffy! Oh Tiffy! Little blond girl named Tiffy! With her help, we can save Dreamland! In a jiffy! Oh, Tiffy! You never let me give up! When I fall and cry you always say, "Suck it up!" {audience laughs. So does Tiff.} {Good Witch Glenda's voice.} Oh, Dear Tiff. You have killed the wicked king. Brought hope to the good cappies of Cappytown. {Scarecrow's voice.} You gave me brains! {Tin man's voice} You gave me a heart! {Lion's voice.} You gave me C-courage! Courage! {she starts laughing at all the voices.} {Wicked witch of the west's voice.} I'll get you Tiff! You, and you're little puffball! And you're brother! And you're parents. And those two little floating things that hover around you! {audience cheers.} And that bastard bird!!! {audience laugh and applaud.} {munchkin voice.} {singing.}Tiffy! Oh Tiffy! She's the smartest gal in town! And she's enjoying, laughing at this dumb clown. Tiffy! You can't seem, to stop laughing at me. I'm like a insane ape. At least she laughing at my jokes, rather than at my cape! {audience and she laugh louder and applaud. The song ends.} {BUZZ}
Gamer: Okay! That was great! Give a big hand for Tiff! {Tiff walks back to her seat while still laughing. Gamer starts laughing.} She still can't stop! You know, it's hard to keep a straight face when 30 different voices come out of the same guy! {audience laugh.}
C.J.: {back in his seat.} I like her. She didn't make any jokes about my cape!
Gamer: Ya didn't give her a chance to! I'm sure she had somethin' to say about it.
C.J.: {to the audience.} Will the gentlemen sitting next to her please stand up.
{from the audience, Meta Knight stands up. The crowd cheers.}
Gamer: What do ya know? There is another like cape wearer like you in the universe.
C.J.: {stands up and looks toward Meta Knight.} Brother? {audience laughs.} Is that you?!?! BIG BRO!!! {audience cheers. Meta Knight chuckles.} Mama said she lost ya during the flood! I found ya's!!! I'm so happy! {laughs.} I'm so happy! Can't ya see the resemblance! {tugs on his cape.} {he sits down, then Meta Knight does.}
Gamer: Hey! {shouts to Meta Knight.} 1000 points for you! {audience cheer.} Let's go on to a game! Two Line Vocabulary! This is for Keitarou, Miroku, and Vash! {audience cheers as they walk on stage.} Now the way this game works, these three will act out a scene, but Vash and Keitarou are only allowed to say two lines throughout the whole scene. Keitarou, your lines are, "I don't like the sound of that." And, "Where's the beer?" {audience laughs.} Vash, your lines are, "Should we attack?" and "I need a hug." {audience laugh even more.} The scene is, {reads a card.} Space Commander, Miroku, and his two soldiers, Vash and Keitarou, are marooned on an alien planet. So, whenever you're ready, take it away!
Miroku: {holds his hand to his ear and make static sounds.} We can't transmit home, we're stuck here!
Keitarou: I don't like the sound of that.
Miroku: No, it isn't good.
Vash: Should we attack?
Miroku: There's nothing to attack! Our ship and all our weapons are destroyed.
Keitarou: I don't like the sound of that. {panicked} WHERE'S THE BEER!?!?!"
Miroku: Shhhhhhhhhhh!
Vash: I need a hug.
Miroku: {looks at Keitarou} Take care of that.
Keitarou: {shakes his head.} I don't like the sound of that. {audience laughs.}
Miroku: Look we need to be quiet.
Vash: Should we attack?
Miroku: No, we should be quiet.
Keitarou: {whisper} Where's the beer?
Miroku: Look!!! {audience laughs.}
Vash: {sadly} I need a hug.
Miroku: Here. {hugs Vash. The audience cheer and whistle.} Happy?
Keitarou: {chuckles} Where's the beer?
Vash: {looks at Keitarou with a glare.} Should we attack? {audience laughs.}
Keitarou: {scared} I don't like the sound of that.
Miroku: Listen! There are probably Martians on this planet.
Keitarou: I don't like the sound of that.
Miroku: You shouldn't like the sound of that! There might force us to wear.blue capes! {audience laughs wildly.}
Keitarou: I DON'T LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT!!!
Vash: I NEED A HUG!!!
Miroku: Listen! We need to be. shhhhh. listen.
Keitarou: {listens.} I don't like the sound of that.
Miroku: It's not a good sound.
Vash: Should we attack?
Miroku: No. we should. RUN!!! {they start running in place.}
Vash: {crying} I need a hug!
Miroku: You gotta wait!
Keitarou: Where's the beer?!?!
Miroku: There is no. {points toward the crowd.} behind that rock!!! There's beer there! {they dive onto thew floor and the audience cheer and applaud.} We should be safe here.
Keitarou: Where's the beer?
Miroku: I lied.. Okay?
Keitarou: {sternly} I don't like the sound of that.
Miroku: At least we're safe.
Vash: Should we attack?
Miroku: You know what. we should attack! I won't be taken over by those freaks!
Keitarou: I don't like the sound of that.
Miroku: No! It's a good sound. {audience laughs.}
Vash: I need a hug.
Miroku: Win this battle, I'll give you a hug., okay? ATTACK! {there rise to their feet.} GO!
{they don't move.}
Vash: Should we attack? {audience laugh.}
Miroku: YES!!! ATTACK!!!
Vash: I need a hug.
Miroku: Look you! {looks at Keitarou} Look! Beer!
Keitarou: Where's the beer!?!?
Miroku: The aliens got them! Go get em'!
Keitarou: {shakes his head} I don't like the sound of that. {audience laughs.} {BUZZ} {audience applaud.}
Gamer: Hey! Don't go nowhere! Whose Line is it Anyway, will be right back!!! {scene fades out.}
}}commercial break{{
{scene fades in. The audience is applauding.}
Gamer: Welcome back to Whose Line is it Anyway! The show we everything's made up and the points don't matter. You know, we had a contest on Whose Line a few days ago.
C.J.: Really?
Gamer: Yeah. The winner would get a dinner date with any anime character they wanted. The winner is Miss Kelly Reeves from Sandusky, Ohio! And she picked Inuyasha. {audience applauds.} Yeah! So congratulations! We're sending you a TV dinner with Inuyasha's picture on the back. {audience laughs.} So go to our next game, Hats! This is for everyone! {audience cheers as the performers walk on stage. There a stools and boxes of hats there.} What happens is, these guys are gonna use these hats to make the world's worst dating service video. So whenever you're ready, go!
Miroku: {wearing a chef hat.} {fake French accent.} Wanna see me make something rise? {audience laughs and cheer.} {BUZZ} {cut to C.J.}
C.J.: {wearing a Buckingham Palace Guard hat.} {British accent} Don't laugh if it's fuzzy! {BUZZ} {audience laughs. Cut to Vash}
Vash: {wearing a ninja mask.} Ninja faster than lightning, so don't get your hopes up. {BUZZ} {audience laughs.} {cut to Keitarou}
Keitarou: {wearing a Cat in the Hat top hat.} I would have you on a boat! I would have you with a goat! {BUZZ} {audience laughs.} I'd have you here. I'd have you there! {BUZZ} {cut to C.J.}
C.J.: {wearing a army soldier helmet.} {in cadence} Come play on my obstacle course! {audience laugh and repeat the phrase.} I am hung like a horse!!! {BUZZ} {audience laugh and cheer.} {cut to Miroku}
Miroku: {wearing a Steve Irwin hat.} {imitating Steve Irwin} Oh Crikey! Who wants to go down unda!?!?! {audience laughs.} {BUZZ} {cut to Keitarou}
Keitarou: {wearing a black bow tie and sunglasses.} Interested in "under cover" work? {BUZZ} {audience laughs.} {cut to Miroku}
Miroku: {wearing a Gladiator helmet} Ever used a Trojan? {BUZZ} {audience laughs. Cut to Vash}
Vash: {wearing a knight helmet.} Looking for a one "knight" stand? {BUZZ} {audience laughs.} {cut to C.J.}
C.J.: {wearing a Red Wing's wing nut hat.} Ca.
Gamer: YEAH!!! {whistles. Audience cheers.} (The Wings are his favorite hockey team.}
C.J.: Care to ride my zambonie? {BUZZ} {Gamer and the audience laugh.} {cut to Keitarou.}
Keitarou: {wearing a foam pink wig.} My turn-offs include war, guys in ugly blue capes. {BUZZ} {audience laugh and cheer.} {cut to C.J.}
C.J.: {walks over to Keitarou, takes his glasses, and sits down in a stool.} Hi. I'm Keitarou! {gets on his knees.} I need LOVE!!! {BUZZ} {audience laughs.} I got very low standards! I can't be as handsome as C.J., so what you see is what you get! {BUZZ} {BUZZ} {BUZZ} {audience laugh and applaud as the performers clean up the stage and goes back to their seats.}
Gamer: The tensions really get high on this show, huh?
C.J.: {gives Keitarou his glasses back.} Dude. When I was wearin' those, the crowd looked 300 miles away! No wonder you're clumsy!
Gamer: Let's go to our next game, Scene to Rap! This is for everybody! {audience applaud as they walk on stage.} What are performers are gonna do, they're gonna act out a scene and rap though out the whole scene. What I need from the audience is a reason you go to the hospital. And don't say blue capes! {audience shouts out suggestions.} Vasectomy! {audience laugh and cheer as the performers look with disbelief.}
C.J.: Who said that?
Gamer: Can't wait to see this. take it away guys! {upbeat rap music starts to play. C.J. and Keitarou get off stage.}
Vash: {rapping} My girlfriend won't sleep with me, you see! Until I get a vasectomy! I need a doctor! I need him now! {to Miroku} Are you a doctor? Ka pow? {audience laughs.}
Miroku: {rapping} Yes, I'm a doctor. Don't think I'm heinous. Get on the table. Time to cut open your penis! {audience roars with laughter.}
Vash: WHAT!?
Miroku: {rapping} Don't you know what a vasectomy is? It's so you can't have kids! Nurse, get me a scalpel, now that's a knife! Prepare for the worst pain of your life!
Vash: AHH!
Miroku: {rapping} Just kiddin' pal! I ain't gonna miss! Sit down and. {pretends to hold something.} Bite down on this! {audience laughs.}
Vash: My wallet?
{C.J. walks in.}
C.J.: HEY! {rapping} You're that doc! That damn germ! When I was sleeping he took my sperm! {audience laughs.} Give it back now, you see. Oh yeah. How much for a lobotomy?
Miroku: {rapping} Lobotomy, is that's what you need?
C.J.: {rapping} Yeah that's the end. By the way. {points to his head.} I mean this head! {audience laugh and applaud.}
{Keitarou walks in.}
Keitarou: {rapping} {to C.J.} Some time ago, your sperm is gone! {points to Miroku} He didn't get rid of it, he sold it to my mom! You want it back?
C.J.: Yes!
Keitarou: {rapping} Well here it is, it is done. {looks at C.J.} Look at me! I'm your son! {audience laugh and cheer as C.J. looks surprised.}
C.J.: J.J.Junior! {hugs Keitarou} {BUZZ} {song ends and the audience applauds.}
Gamer: We'll be right back and find out who the winner is! Stay where you are! {scene fades out.}
}}commercial break{{
{scene fades in. The audience is cheering. C.J., Gamer, Miroku, and Vash are on stage.}
Gamer: Welcome back to Whose Line! Tonight's winner, Keitarou! {audience cheers as Keitarou, at the desk, waves to the crowd.} So we're gonna be punished by doin' a game for you called World's Worst. We're gonna stand here on the world's worst step and come up with examples of the world's worst, what, Keitarou?
Keitarou:: World's Worst award or person to accept an award.
Gamer: Alright. So let's get goin'.
{Vash walks down.}
Vash: I'd like to accept the award for most tactless ma. {starts to pick his nose.} {audience laughs.} {BUZZ}
Miroku: {walks down. Pretends to hold an award in both hands.} I'd like to thank every person I've ever meant in the world. Kagome. Inuyasha. Sango. Gamer. C.J. My mom. {BUZZ} My dad. Uncle Bob. My sister. {audience starts to laugh.} {BUZZ} Aunt Sue. The guy I met at the gas station last year. Kelly. Juste. The guy on the cereal box. {BUZZ} {he finally stops in the audience cheers.}
Gamer: {walks up and holds his hands to his ear.} It speaks to me! {BUZZ} {audience laughs.} World Domination. Hot hooker chicks? What? {BUZZ} {audience laughs.}
C.J.: {walks down.} We like to present the award for drunkest patron in a sleazy bar! We have a tie between Jimmy the bum and Gamer! {audience laughs.} {BUZZ}
Miroku: {walks down.}{Mike Tyson voice.} I'm Mike Tyson and I'd like to accept this award for most contributive member of society! {BUZZ} {audience roars with laughter.} Hope he ain't watching!
Vash: {walks down.} {pretends to hold an award. And sighs.} Even the award is better hung than me. {BUZZ} {audience laughs.} {fake sobs.}
Miroku: {walks up.} {shouting angrily} WHOSE {bleep} DO I HAVE TO {bleep} TO GET AN AWARD HERE!!!!!!!!! {BUZZ} {the audience and other performers roar with laughter.}
C.J.: {walks up.} If you only knew have much {bleep} I had to {bleep} to get this! {audience roars with laughter.} {BUZZ}
Gamer: {walks down.} And the winner for worst cape ever! Christopher Julius! {BUZZ} {audience laugh and cheer.} {he walks back but fall down. All the performers start to fall down too. The audience laughs louder.}
C.J.: Walks up. {walks up.} Hi I'm Gamer and I. hold up award. {holds up pretend award.} would like to accept this award for over description. takes step back. {audience laughs as he does so.} Take another step back. {does so.} Takes another step back. {does so.} Falls down. WHOA!!! {falls down again. Everyone else does it too.} {BUZZ} {audience is roaring with laughter.}{BUZZ} {BUZZ} {BUZZ}
Gamer: Well that's our show! Thank you and join us again for Whose Line is it Anyway! I'm gonna kick C.J.'s ass! {he and C.J. fake fights} {audience applauds as the scene fades out.}
For the next episode of Whose Line is it Anyway?: Anime Craze, we're gonna have an all Kirby show. Starring Kirby, Meta Knight, Knuckle Joe, and C.J. it will be displayed in the Kirby section of fanfiction.net. Don't miss it, and don't forget to review my fanfics! You can also IM me and give your thoughts and ideas personally (or as personally an IM can give.) Just look for Gamerctm. Or email me at gamerctm@yahoo.com . Seeya later!